ITT: times you acted like a hacker IRL
>be me
>decide to practice my social engineering on my mom
>tell her an elephant escaped the zoo and is on the loose
>she believes me
>only later does she realize it's april the first
pwnd
>>53694599
Isn't this that grade school guy?
>be 33 years old, jobless
>tell mom I finally found a job opening for my dream career in videogames
>she gets so happy, hugs me with tears in her eyes, telling her son [me] how proud of him she was
>just kidding
>she gets visibly irritated and tenses up her face and goes back into her bedroom
>hear her sobbing later that night
Fuck you I don't want to work
>>53694719
She probably didn't award you any GBPs that day.
>>53694719
epic prank
>be me
>gril asks if I can fix her computer
>'no'
>tell myself I'm not a disgusting with no friends who'll get a job one day
>the retard believes it
hehe stupid normo
>follow some girl
>rape and kill her
>bury the body innawoods
pwnd
>>53694818
pretty sure your post is being tracked right now
>>53694818
>be nsa agend
>go to the 4chans, the tech support board
>"hey steve there's a pirating gnu+murderer in here"
>"carl, you know there's a button labelled 'track' on that little menu on each post?"
hax0red
>back in high school
>found out how to boot a computer using administration account
>decide to do it on school computers
>went around kicking random kids off their computers on the school network
>having the time of my life
>got called down to IT office later that day
>got banned from the school IT system for 2 weeks.
>totally worth it.
>>53694639
>Being this Fucking retarded on a tech board
>>53694599
>be me in yearbook club and newspaper
>school just got new win 2000 pcs with Adobe bullshit
>admin has it locked down tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight
>use cain and abel to crack admin login grab my beats off Napster.
>Everyone wants to know how I did it oh wait he's in that new computer class.
>found some weird porn that looks like African tribe orgy so I put a National Geographic watermark in the corner
>set up IIS server with a VPN so I can bypass the new Web filter and share my files from home
>share weird porn video over the network and watch it during study hall telling the teachers it's educational for a project
> study hall teacher acts impressed told me to carry on with my "studying"
Fucking teacher told me to keep watching porn in school and I'll do great in life.
>>53694599
>in school
>IT lesson
>sat with freinds who was totally unhinged and got kicked out weeks later
>some tard is watching cod videos
>nutbag Freind is talking to said tard about how to get the best videos that won't be blocked on the schools server
>tard is smiling because he can finally watch all the cod 4 videos he wants
>Go on mylazysunday,cOm
>tard is in tears and cant close the page ->cant hear anything else other than my teacher shouting, tard crying and me and my mate in hysterics
Mylazy Sunday was a dodgy website where 3 old men are fucking in the shower and close button would move every time you got close to it.
>electronics store with a friend about half a decade ago, maybe more
>macs everywhere, advertising about them being virus free everyfucking where
>try one of them, try getting into the terminal
>type random shit
>my friend shitting himself thinking I'm going to break it somehow
Gee guess that advertising didn't work much
>>53694818
Glen Beck please go
>>53695325
Keked
>school's laptops in the computer lab have bios menu unlocked
>when nobody is looking, set the boot order so it checks for LAN boot before it boots from the drive
>install gentoo on the computers
>Be 13
>Everyone is in the IT room working on projects
>Find a way to access files on other computers
>Download a 'fake virus' (a silly program that makes little insects pop up on the screen until the whole thing is covered) and rename it to Internet Explorer
>Delete everyone's internet explorer icons and replace it with the file
>They all start opening it and unleashing the insects on their screens
>mfw
>>53695325
>be 14
>punished from computer, mom asks me for the power cord
>give her the power cord
>find out where she hid it, replaced it with the speaker power cord
>backinbusiness.png
>mom finds out and asks me about it
>"i felt bad about giving you the wrong power cord so i replaced it"
>aw anon, i'm so proud of you!
one of my greatest victories
>>53694746
Underrated post
>>53694719
it's just a prank mom
>3rd year of highschool
>teacher can't get internet connection to work
>"well, guess I should help him"
>fix the problem by just changing some DNS configs in the browser
>alt+tabbing
>"wow, anon is such a hacker!"
>a sly smile appears on my face as I sit down
>replaced all desktop shortcuts so they run "shutdown -s -t 00"
>used regedit and added shutdown to autorun
>>53696854
>>used regedit and added shutdown to autorun
>>53694818
Just a prank bro, just a social experiment
>>53695742
So you were in the computer lab for 2 days?
>>53694599
>be me twenty something cs student
>cs labs are always full for class/tut/labs
>go psych labs to instead
>use lab imac stations
>always shut down when done as habit
>continue this for about a month using different stations depending on where other people were sitting
>notice that all the stations that i have previously used are still off
>see students sit down at one such station wave mouse and then move to another
>mfw I "hacked" a quarter of the imacs in the lab
>at a cafe and decide to do my homework for my CS class
>open up a terminal and start coding in vim
>some lady called a manager and thought I was hacking into their "system"
>manager was a bro and told her nah
>be 13
>fucking dude i hate is in the comp. lab. (he was 15)
>cmd /c "grow_a_pair.exe revenge.bat"
>win95 with netbios enabled (thanks 3rd world schooling)
>ye olde netbios "net use"
>C:\ with full permissions
>proceed to delete C:\ contents
>computer implodes
>guy sweating like a motherfucker
>teacher approaches
>"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
>i-i dunno
>"we need to call your parents, they have to pay for the fix"
>his parents are kinda poor and went bananas on him
Did this every single time he was near a computer, he got kicked out after a while since nobody liked him and it was the perfect excuse.
>>53694599
>Find and app called airmouse
>Allows you to use your ipod touches accelerometer as a sort of point mouse
>Also allows you to type from your ipod to your computer screen
>Get the brilliant idea to install the airmouse client on my brothers computer
>One night my mother was helping him type an essay
>I open the app and see everything he's typing. As he types i fill in blank spaces with "you've been hacked" messages.
>Continue typing obtrusive "HACKED HACKED messages.
>They are both confused, my brother is scared out of his mind.
This was 7 or 8 years ago, but man was it fun.
>>53697382
sounds like a dick move on your behalf desu senpai
>American
>10th grade
>tech class
>make a batch script to open itself infinitely
>replace EVERY shortcut and icon to run this batch file on every machine in the lab
>labs down for 4 days because tech teacher fucked up using Norton ghost trying to fix it
>same class
>learning about applocker
>"oh that sounds like how he stops everyone from playing games"
>locked down by application name
>rename all games to iexplorer.exe
>cause half the class to fail because they have no impulse control and can't learn with games
>college
>proctored testing in a monitored computer lab
>I sign in and get ready for test
>pass or fail riding on this test
>proctor comes over and types in unique password for my test
>they always forget to hit don't save
>I save it
>I know they monitor your screens
>proctor walks to another student
>ninja view saved passwords
>the password was "gunther33"
>close out of test acting like I finished
>walk to my car, and put my laptop on wifi
>password works
>look up answers online
>96%
>Inb4 cheating is wrong
If I shouldn't cheat the teachers shouldn't grab their tests from online resources.
>>53697199
>doing homework at a cafe
No wonder pathetic filth like you gets replaced with pajeets
>>53697084
welcome to Apple's target audience
>Thunderstorm
>Wife has laptop plugging into wall and it gets fried.
>Won't turn back on.
>Wife starts to cry because she had all of her Blender projects on there and never backed any of her shit up.
>Remove hard drive from laptop, manage to recover all of her files.
>Toss her her life's work on a flash drive as she's moping on the couch.
>Get blowjob to completion (she swallowed) and a fuck that night
>>53697578
You are an inspiration to us all.
HACK THE PLANET!
>>53697578
pussy life hack right here
>>53697601
Apart from the sex part
>>53697578
>wife
Did you fix your wifes son laptop too that night?
>>53697578
A real human bean. You are my hero.
>>53697578
>>Get blowjob to completion (she swallowed) and a fuck that night
that should be every night.
>>53697483
It was a dick move but please understand:
you are 13 and you can fuck one of your bullies, you only need to grow a pair and hack a win95 machine...
The guy died 2 years ago and i wasn't unhappy to know it.
>>53697578
What did u use to recover
>>53697977
Since the hard drive was undamaged, he probably just plugged it into another computer and copied the files out
>>53698006
Oh that makes sense I was thinking the drive went bad
>>53697578
>he has to help his wife recover files to get laid
>getting married
top cuck
>4am last tuesday
>I have wandered out of my bedroom to the kitchen
>had specifically asked mom to buy me a cherry pie for this night
>I look through the fridge and then it catches my eye, a beautiful pie with a note that says "For anon <3" on it
>pure ecstasy flows through my body as I get my special fork and take the first bite
>the rancid taste of strawberry fills my mouth
>I gag, almost choking
>I don't mind strawberry normally but I specifically asked for cherry and did not expect this
>I never asked for this
>the pie basically raped my mouth
>with all my strength I smack the pie and make it fly across the kitchen
>I begin throwing all of the food out of the fridge in a fit of rage until mom comes down
>run up to my room and push her over yelling "you're a strawberry cunt"
>she falls on my drum set I put in the living room and begins crying
>I run upstairs and shove my head under the sheets until I fall asleep
>the night after, go downstairs to rummage for food and there is an assortment of pies in the fridge
>mom flinches when I walk by her now
Normalfags are such weak minded individuals. I'm glad she knows that I'm the head of this household
>>53694719
>being this pathetic
>laughing about it on 4chan
get a fucking job bum,
or better yet kill yourself
>>53697832
Even with a baby we still have sex three or four times a week.
>>53698006
Pretty much this. Thankfully the hard drive was fine.
>>53698067
There's a difference between casual sex with your wife and the wide-eyed, she-wants-your-dick-tier sex that happens when even after five years of marriage you still manage to impress her.
Not that I'd expect you to know that.
>>53698229
>There's a difference between casual sex with your wife and the wide-eyed, she-wants-your-dick-tier sex that happens when even after five years of marriage you still manage to impress her.
>Be 13 yo
>Get to know about Ettercap and MitM
>Do MitM at school, killing SSL and replacing everything with porn
>Teachers get mad
>Eventually manager found out that I did this
>Itwasn'tme.gif
>Manager is a nice guy
>Teaches me how to spoof MAC address
>>53697578
living the dream
>>53698229
To be fair, the anon that thinks you're owed sex every night is probably the same anon who REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs in /adv/ threads about how it's terrible that he has to pay for the first date.
>>53697945
jeez
>>53695807
>>tfw he "bugged" the system
>be me
>go on 4chan
>post on /g/ about how linux is greater than any other OS
>everyone believes me
>board turns into a linux fan base
>they start to believe that they are greater than anyone who doesn't use linux
>mfw
>Be in high school
>New netbook program, all students issued a Dell netbook, new wireless APs all over the building
>All students piled onto one network, teachers on another
>Problems every day because of congestion and people downloading malware and people torrenting and people sharing files on the student backup server
>Experience almost no problems because I dual-booted Mint after like the second day having the netbook, use an old Slackware usb to get the password to the teachers network
>Give it to fucking nobody except a couple friends with strict instructions it not be shared lest we face the same congestion problems or they change the password
>Teachers notice me helping people I don't hate with their computers
>Get approached by "tech leader", he asks me if I want to help him out
>lolfuckno.jpg, you're not turning me into an unpaid grunt you can offload your 30 re-images a day onto
>Tell him I don't have time because I'm in AP classes and I barely do my homework as it is
>Spend the next two years doing pretty much whatever I want since there is no filter on the teachers network, torrent like crazy, occasionally drop malware into the student server and literally get to watch it propagate over the next few days as people rush to download the latest copy of Ultrasurf that isn't blocked yet
>Sitting in class one day, on Mint partition for some reason, usually tried to avoid it because the Win7 theme for it isn't very good and it's obvious something is off
>Tech leader comes in for some reason, ends up seeing my screen, comes over and asks me what I did
>"is that some kind of theme?"
>lolyouknowit.jpg
>"How did you install that? You shouldn't have privileges to do that."
>whoops.exe
>can't think of excuse on the spot, just say "i don't know, i just downloaded it and installed it"
>He gives me a shit look and walks out
>Figure I'm in the clear
>Next day, sitting in homeroom, principal walks in, asks for me, tells me to bring my netbook
>shit.tiff
cont.
>>53699050
cont.
>Decide to just play dumb as much as I can
>Get to principal's office, he's sitting there with the teach leader
>Tells me to sit down
>"I've been told that you have made some unauthorized changes to your netbook, changes that you shouldn't even have the ability to make. I'd like to know how and why"
>Guess the jig is up, figure there's no sense in bullshitting at this point
>Tell them almost everything except for the stuff about the teachers network. I assume they know nothing about that and there's no sense in ratting mysefl out or ruining the fun
>He asks for a 1000 word essay on how specifically I did it, end up giving him over 9 pages including pictures of how I bypassed the BIOS password by taking out the CMOS battery, how I set up dual booting, how I ran OPHCrack to get the admin password for the Windows partition and set up my own full access account.
>Asks me again to join the tech team, tell him no
>Tells me he will let me keep my netbook how it is if I act as his mole and rat out people using Ultrasurf or doing other shit they aren't supposed to
>Not worth being a fucking douchenozzle just to be able to play Stepmania at school, tell him no way
>Netbook is re-imaged back to default, they put the BIOS password back on and literally glue the case together and put glue in the screw holes
>Forgot to turn off USB booting because I never mentioned enabling it
>Just use LiveUSB with persistance for the rest of school, literally nothing in my life changes
>Feel like a fucking elite super haxx0r, most people who hear about the whole fiasco think I'm some kind of fucking genuis because I can do retard-easy shit like install Mint or reset a BIOS
>Ride a wave of cool all through school, get pestered even more to fix peoples' shit
>FeelsOkayman.bmp
I also helped crash the digital grading system by turning most of the student network into a botnet until a couple of hard drives failed. I was a shitbird in high school.
>>53697382
>topkek
most 1337 thing ITT
>>53695620
like some windows fag like you knows what to type in a masterrace unix-terminal
>>53694599
Installed a secret app on all the classroom's Macs that made a little mouse appear on the screen at random and do a poop with an amusing sound effect
>be Windows sysadmin
>manage about 1500 or so servers
>Cyber Security goes to a M$ conference a while ago and learns of pass the hash
>proceed to freak out
>decide now to use Microshit LAPS to give each server a unique local admin password instead of one uniform one across environment.
>LAPS passwords are generated in AD
>Idiot accidentally removes the wrong Computer Object from AD
>Can't log in with network credentials since no computer object
>Can't log in locally because the LAPS password reset when the object was gone, so now you can't look up the password.
>Have to log in to unjoin and rejoin to domain to recreate computer object
>End up having to use Pogostick to go in and reset the local admin password
That's the best I've got.
1.
>setup poison ivy RAT
>make trojan FUD
>go on warcraft 3 battle chat and spam "GET MAPHACK HERE: rapidshare.com/xxxblabla"
>get botnet
2.
>create phishing site for cs1.6 wallhack
>people have to enter steam credentials to download the hack
>free accounts
>>53699817
not rl though
>>53698067
>Tripfag
Kys
>>53698229
>Not that I'd expect you to know that.
Rek't
>>53699817
>turn 18, dad gets me a cheap laptop through work for my birthday
>finally something that's not an old desktop forced to use dial-up
>download tons of stuff through wireless at school, coffeeshops, wherever after years of shitty dialup
>keep doing it through college as well as finding 4chan to waste my life
>care less and less about my life and watch my grades either fall or drop out of classes altogether
>I was actually doing well socially and in school before all of this
good one dad
>>53699981
atleast i only got ppl who wanted to hack
>>53698067
>not knowing the difference between kek and cuck
>tripfagging
>>53700000
Checked
>>53699993
You can pinpoint the exact moment where my life irredeemably went to shit.
And that moment was when we switched from dialup at weekends to broadband all day every day.
>>53700000
kek'd and check'd
>teacher gets called to another room
>quickly go over and Block every site and redirect to meatspin
The fuck was I thinking
>>53700000
>be me
>some kid goes to the bathroom and stays logged in
>take a screenshot of his desktop background
>set the screenshot as his new background and delete all the icons
>maximum keks as he tries to open up chrome by clicking on the icon
>>53700000
Nice repeating digits family
>>53700289
thx bro
>>53697504
>If I shouldn't cheat the teachers shouldn't grab their tests from online resources.
fucking this
>>53698128
>actually believing everything written on the internet
>not aware of me being an Australian prince
>I need only 10000000003€ to get into your country
>I have infinite amount of money in your country
>I'll give u a half if you give me the money I asked for
email: sendmoney @gmail.com
>>53700353
>australian prince
>will bantz for €€€
>>53700305
im not your bro buddy
>>53700438
ok sorry bra
>ping whitehouse.org
>clicking "show original" on a e-mail, and looking up the IP of the sender
>watching Phil the Computer Guy's intro to hacking vidschar details
std::cout << "Please enter your name and address"
std::cin >> details >> endl;
std::cout << "You just got hacked!";
Honestly, there hasn't been a time where actually have to put my technical skills to obtain something.. Not yet, I guess.
>>53697977
A fucking SATA cable.
>someone says Macs can't be hacked in comp sci class
>lolno
>ask him for his Macbook Pro
>pull out thunderbolt cable from my backpack
>plug thunderbolt cable into my laptop and his laptop
>scan the RAM of his locked computer for encryption keys using thunderbolt's hardware exploit
>bingo
>debug the lock screen and pass the encryption key
>the Mac unlocks
>the class proceeds to slowly clap
>>53701040
>>the class proceeds to slowly clap
>tips you a customarily 20%
>>53701040
>debug the lock screen and pass the encryption key
>/g/tards actually believe this shit
>>53701305
Why would it not be true?
>>53700438
im not your buddy pal
>>53697382
did the same to a fucktard that was in his last chance to finish highschool. Motherfucker was cashing in his last chance on behalf of the principal that accepted him into our school and his parents that by that time thought abortion wasn't a bad thing.
Fucker cried on his knees the day he was expelled.
To this day everybody thinks he fucked up just once more.
Doing my MCSE back in 98.
Arrive early, draw huge dick and hairy balls on m8's screen behind me with a sharpie.
>gonna Kek when he turns on his screen
M8 doesn't show up coz he's sick.
Forget the cock and balls.
Next class, our prof chews our asses off because of an incident with the old folks IT class which happens immediately after ours.
Back in the day when I got my first 256k cable modem, found out that you could browse your local subnet.
Used dameware utilities to check peoples screens, copy files, and cause general mayhem.
Caught one guy who was chatting with multiple chicks on MSN, swapping pics.
He saves them all in a very organised folder.
Choose one chicks folder at random.
Make an image where I copy her face into a pic with him and his family, and write underneath it "You don't fuck with a Mafia boss's daughter. We know where you live. We will wait till all lights are off in your house to get you"
Make multiple copies of the file all over his system.
Make many scheduler entries to randomly pop up the image.
>>53697977
Viagra
>be me last year in hs
>In Computer science
>Just fuckin around decide to go into the security on chrome (CPSCHROME)
>Go to security settings and it says to input email
>Put in my username and it gives me my ID code
>I remember that the ID cards are our passwords for our accounts
>put in teacher email and go to their email
>Begin writing email to staff but pussy out cuz to risky
>Put in a stupid cunt that I don't like
>Write email to all teachers calling them faggots and shit
>sent.jpg
>Teachers who got the email immediately march into the room looking at all our computers and pull out the cunt.
>Cunt gets expelled
>oops
>>53695255
You're going places, mate. If you haven't gone already.
>>53694639
Sherlock lad
>>53695325
>Mylazy Sunday
It's still up sonny. It's called nobrains.dk
>>53698229
>There's a difference between casual sex with your wife and the wide-eyed, she-wants-your-dick-tier sex that happens when even after five years of marriage you still manage to impress her.
You could have a healthier relationship, you know. Good luck with the kid, you will be able to do shit when he/she's a lot older and you're too.
>>53698099
You forgot to fuck her, because you know MILFs like it big.
>work in tech support for large sas supplier.
>woman call in being a ghetto sauf Landan bitch because her developer is retarded...u get me tho, u get me bruv, I ain't playin no games.
>doesn't like honest helpful advice given goes ape shit.
>tries to make complaint. Whatever.
>check her user pass on our system, get her email and company name & hosting provider.
>Try password on twitter account. Jackpot.
>Try same password on hosting. Jackpot.
>Facebook. Jackpot.
>wait two weeks go to mall with notebook vpn on, have a nice hotchocolate finally try password on their gmail account (didn't try yet due to unknown log in location warning) logs in fine.
>change log in details for all accounts, post insults on social media.
>delete all files from host.
>wry smile.
>another hot chocolate NOW DOES SHE GET ME BRUV COS I AINT PLAYIN NO MO!
>>53702745
That was slightly uncalled for.
You've likely broken all sorts of laws by doing that, including data protection act and computer misuse act.
If you can't suffer fools gladly then you're in the wrong line of work.
I hope you get fired.
>>53703578
Human trash like his "victim" do not deserve the protection of laws.
>>53703578
AI AM THE LAW. If you're not prepared to take the risk don't play the game. Too many "ethical" people now.
If you try to get me in trouble because you're a stupid fuck who won't listen to good professional advice. Try to complain because you don't like the advice, trying to take away my livelihood.
Well then I'll use all means to fuck them over. Personally. Professionally and financially.
If you want help from someone don't be a cunt, or you might end up pissing someone off like me.
>>53703742
You fuck with the cactus prepare for the prickles.
>>53704401
>>53704504
If I wanted any lip from you I'd unbuttoned my pants.
>be me
>open up thinkpad on a crowded train
>lines of code
>no picture
>no internet
>;)
>>53704566
This bait worm bottomed out your old lady aka your mom. I'm surprised you dint hear the squelching down in the basement. Yippee kayaiaaa
>>53704555
Holy hell. I hope you had a secure line.
>>53697945
I was bullied too.
I would laugh and dance if one of them died.
>>53701614
I'm not your pal, friend.
>tell my friend to visit my website
>gets redirected to gayporn.com
H A C K E D
>>53694599
>IT class: Microsoft Word
>I opened the macro editor and put some silly message to appear in a window when the software initialize
>everybody acted like I was the l33t hax0r
>On subway heading to class
>Pull out laptop to study, since finals coming up
>Black guy sits next to me
>Eventually get close to stop, so I put my computer to sleep using Windows key and arrow keys
>Black guy leans over
>"You a hacker?"
One time I was very under the influence of a certain drug and thought I was an alien that knew how to navigate foreign technology as I transferred some files (had some problems doing it but I solved them really fucking elegantly)
>>53697382
>>53697945
>>53704697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq60ccWHJcQ
wew lads
>>53694599
>practice my social engineering on my mom
dude, grow up
>>53696854
nice an fucked
>>53700335
Community college
>>53694746
Holy shit I'm laughing
>>53698778
>>53699163
>Linux mint
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>53700711
I'll ping the shit outta you kid
>>53694818
well he's drinking club mate
club mate is fucking delicious
>>53705497
>be me
>sit down at pc in uni library
>girl left her facebook signed in
>type HACKED and post as status
>sign out
HACKED
>>53707709
>not having her come out of the closet
You suck!
>>53694599
>18
>senior in high school
>stressed, depressed from parents divorce
>computer apps iv class
>caught up, bored as fuck
>decide to explore the schools network
>find staff network drive with test and quizzes
>check security permissions
>everyone
>delete both directories
>teacher comes in and asks us to open our software and go to quizzes
>nothing there
>teacher leaves to go check with IT staff
>comes back and cancels quiz for the day
>holyshit.jpg
>stay quiet and don't say a word
>next day, teacher says someone in the class deleted all the tests and quizzes
>class laughs but teacher yells back not funny
>says if no one speaks out now, he get IT and law enforcement involved
>ohfuck.jpg
>moment of silence, don't say a fucking word
>"fine I guess we will find out who did this"
>he leaves to go down to the office, bell rings
>go to computer graphics class next
>quickly RDP to my previous system, log in, run ccleaner to clean up any traces, clear event logs
>as this is happening, get kicked off RDP session
>"shit what happened?"
>"ANON!!"
>"oh shit"
>assistant principle, 3 cops, and teacher
>they escort me out of room to the main office
>assistant principle says I'm going to prison
>told him "you have no idea, who you are messing with and what I know."
>says "i know you got unauthorized access to the staff network share and deleted files as well as remote into another system and took full control of it to cover your tracks"
>told him some day he would work for me
>he laughs and says "keep dreaming"
>get to the main office
>sit down
>cops and assistant principle whisper stuff
>"anon, we are looking to ban you from all school systems and file charges on computer hacking, what do you say about that?"
>"that's bullshit."
>"ok, what do you suggest?"
>"how about this.. I fix your network vulnerabilities, attempt to recover your files, and then you dismiss any ban or charges. what do you say?"
continue?
>>53699706
heh i did something like that before. accidently deleted users, and it propogated to the entire domain.
at least i learned how to enable/use the recycle bin.
>>53702745
you sound like a nigger
>>53707864
Yes you giant flaming faggot
>>53707864
>local teenager does dumb shit, gets scared
why not?
>>53707864
continue
>"ok fine, you fix this right now."
>IT guy comes in pissed
>I follow the IT guy and cops follow behind me
>IT guy shows me win2k3 server
>show IT guy how to secure network shares
>almost all network shares are set to everyone
>explained to him that anyone can go in there and make changes
>"oh I just set it to everyone cause its easier to access."
>"oh my god no here let me show you"
>open active directory
>started creating AD user groups
>students, teachers, IT, staff, administration
>highlight all students, right click, tasks, add to group
>repeat for other groups
>removed everyone from network shares
>added user groups for specific shares
>verify this was working
>"wow you sure know your stuff" IT guy
>"thanks. do you have any system backups?"
>"uh I don't think so"
>ohmygod
>"shit well I guess i'll see what I can do"
>in the end, I never did get the files restored
>"ok so you fixed the security flaw but you said we don't have any backups?!"
>"yes, that's what he told me. now what?"
>"well, since these files were not restored. I'm putting you in-school suspension for 3 days and you are ban from all computer systems starting now."
>"what the hell? why?"
>"would you rather go to prison and face your consequences?"
>"no.."
>"then you are going to do what I say. do you understand?"
>"yes sir.."
>"good. now gather your books and supplies and head down to the cafeteria."
>bored out of my mind for the next 3 days
>everyone asks me how I did it
>asks me to hack facebook or emails accounts
>tell them "no"
>go to English class
>teacher says we are going to computer lab to do a powerpoint project
>cant log in, account disabled
>make up a lie and tell the teacher I am not feeling good
>teacher tells me to go to nurses office and says the powerpoint is due on Monday when we return to school
>fake my sickness and go home
>complete powerpoint project from home
>save a copy to my flash drive
continue?
>>53708178
Keep writing
>>53708178
continue
>go to school on Monday
>forget I can't access my flash drive without logging in
>whole day thinking how I can access it and present without causing trouble
>when I get to class, get lucky as fuck with a substitute teacher
>social engineer with substitute explaining that my account got disabled and I couldn't login for some reason
>she signs in as herself
>shoulder surf her as she types in her pass
>plug in flash drive, present my powerpoint
>B+, not bad
>my consular comes in and says I need to come with him
>he says since I am ban from all computers, he has to pull me out of my computer classes and move me to something else
>imfuckingmad
>tell him to just put me in required classes and ill deal with it
>raging
>after school, go to the library
>no one is around and its quiet
>quickly get on a computer and log in as the substitute
>open command line
>enter "net user /domain chrisb"
>lol domain admin, domain users
>remote to win2k3 server
>start delete files under windows system32
>change the static IP to the gateway to start an IP conflict and reboot the server
>disconnect from RDP
>clear logs, ccleaner, ect.
>log out off account
>still paranoid, take off thumb screws from case, pull out hard drive
>put in my backpack
>walk out the back door of the school
>next day, get called back down to the office
>asked me if I caused their server crash
>told them "how could I? I'm ban and you guys disabled my account."
>"hmm, okay I didn't think it was you but we had to make sure of it. you can go back to class."
>later that day, I found out the IT guy got fired from his job and they hired a Linux admin
>the Linux admin replaced all the Windows XP workstations with new IBM WorkCentre workstations that ran Novell
>i wanted to try Novell so much but couldn't since i didn't have access and pretty much all the teachers knew I couldn't get on
>from home, research Novell and download Ubuntu 9.04 at the time
>From here, I used Linux as my main OS
the end
>>53708395
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
>>53697578
i love you
>>53708411
ah! thank you for clarifying this. the whole GNU and Linux was confusing me at first. i went from Ubuntu 9.04 to Linspire, then that quickly became discontinued so then I went back to Ubuntu 9.10. used it until I ran into Linux Mint and then finally Arch Linux. currently I have Arch Linux but thinking about going back to Debian. i fucked up my initial setup and now my wireless and shit don't work.
>>53707864
This post made me gay 4 life.
>>53701378
That shit makes 0 sense
>graphic design class in highschool
>easy as fuck so spend the time dicking on the computer
>theyre on the same network but cant access each other
>you can access the main server tho, because the it guy was retarded
>browsing through the server, opening every folder, every file
>find the personal backup of it guy
>imin.tiff
>found his wifes nudes, pictures of her sleeping, both of them naked. Bunch of stuff
>tell my friends because obviously
>we were never able to look at it guy the same way again
We never told anybody or leaked the pictures, never thought about it
The next semester we got moved to the other computer lab
>dicking around on the computer
>this it guy is more advanced than the other
>cant access the server or the other lab PCs
>can access the printer tho
>tell friends because obviously again
The printer was in an office shared by some secretaries and the principal
>draw shitty pictures in paint adressed to one of the secretaries as one of the other secretaries
>stupid shit like 'from anonette to anonita' and stick figures of them both
>send to print
We did this like 3 or 4 times before we got bored
>>53694719
epic cringe
>couple years ago, in highschool
>taking AP computer science course in Java
>pretty easy, only 10 kids in the class so super layed back
>teacher is getting some kind of surgery so he's out for 2 weeks
>our class decides we want to mine Bitcoin on the school computers
>wait, no, the school computers suck
>mine Dogecoin instead
>set up batch scripts to mine for a pool
>run on about 10 computers whenever we're in class
>sometimes leave a few going overnight
>teacher gets back, we continue mining
>he has no problem with it
>mfw
All in all, we made probably around 5 thousand Dogecoin, most of which is in some cloud wallet somewhere I think.
>>53698778
stallman, pls, stop trying to hide your power level by omitting GNU/ from your posts about Linux.
We know it's you
>>53695255
>>found some weird porn that looks like African tribe orgy so I put a National Geographic watermark in the cornerdd if=/dev/sides of=/dev/stdout count=2
I got one that's..sort of noteworthy, I guess.
>be me
>be living at a student tailored apartment complex
>internet usage included with rent, has all sorts of bullshit behind it. MAC addresses must be logged, gimped speeds, Bittorrent blocked, you name it
>I have a VPN so none of that really affects me
>all of the wifi access points are unlocked, takes you to their website to register your device, etc
>I see some fag has a fake access point set up, almost identical to the real ones provided
>itsybitsyspider.mp3
>decide to connect and wireshark this, find the MAC address of his hardware among other goodies
>copy down everything and set up remote access
>months pass, the fag is basically relaying unsuspecting normalfags to the real access points and harvesting info
>now it's time to act
continue?
>12
>not allowed on the PC except when my mother enters the bios boot password
>watch her keystrokes as she's typing
>get up at midnight and use the PC all night long
A few years later I found out about the CMOS battery
>>53709178
>continue?
no, of course not, why would you do that?
it's not like this website was specifically designed to cater to those who wanted to type out their fake bullshit stories and get a hard on when people gave them (You)s!
>14
>everybody uses this shitty social networking site
>make a copy of the login page and host it on sitename.de.vu
>register an account named “sitename company”
>send out fake notices of people's backups being corrupted and asking them to re-enter their password to avoid losing their accounts
>harvest all the accounts
>notice there's no escaping on one of the account fields (that only the account owner sees)
>use it to prevent people from editing their accounts or changing their passwords (via javashit)
>write a program to automatically log in to these accounts
>flood people's walls / inboxes (there was an upper limit on how many inbox messages could be stored at once), making communication impossible and defacing profiles
>15
>playing ragnarok online on some shitty private server
>get on friendly terms with the admin
>they're hiring somebody to help set up a site wiki
>offer to use my mediawiki experience to program custom modules etc. for them
>they accept
>I notice the wiki and account control panel are hosted on the same server
>use PHP inside a wiki module to get access to the control panel's SQL configuration
>ALL THE PASSWORDS ARE PLAINTEXT
>...
TaHaToC2 : spiderl22
Gericht : 072791
PringlesMan : navy
Banderazxx : 643374af
noobness00 : f52ab4a4a8
racho : 1234
Bieys : hunter007
bentz013 : qazwsx13245
BOYRENATO : RENATINHO1995
kimmei111 : shaman
latrel9 : 1234567890
....
>hmm I wonder what else I can uncover
>notice the account CP connecting to the actual game's SQL server for registration
>gain access info, install a hidden into the wiki to access this database
>give myself any item/skill/class I want, even GM classes
>modify my stats past normal limits
>go into pvp and 1v100 an entire guild of angry pinoy, laughing my ass off
I eventually got bored of the game and just started logging into random guild leader's accounts and fucking with their guilds for a while.
They eventually found out and took down the entire wiki. Still worth it .jpg
>>53709213
Jeez, faggot fine.
>>53709178
Cont from this
>faggots using a Netgear router flashed with a custom firmware
>because his device is still technically on the network, I was able to find out what building it was located in.
>he is connected to his own router, so i found that he uses a shitty Asus laptop and an Xbox 360
>because Windows 10 has security in mind and neglects to send information like email/account info via SSL, i got his email
>contact him via Tor and threaten to rat him out
>tell him that he is breaking numerous rules and a few laws about data protection
>he flips shit and threatens to call the cops
>says they can trace me
>lol and send the info to the apt managers, routers are against the rules, plus he was kind of breaking the law
>he gets evicted within the month
>>53709398
lol whats his name
>be me 13
>first day school
>win+e
>no C:\ drive
>wtf.jpg
>download some games to play
>computers don't have winrar, 7-zip or anything
>open select program window
>opens into c:\program files
>onemilliondollars.jpg
>copy adobe master collection cs3 to usb and gives it to friends
>delete system32
>computer fucks up
>tell library stuff computer broke
>was logged on ex-friend's account
>his password was codblackops3
>he got suspended for a week
>not allowed to use school computers for the rest of the term
he still doesn't know what happened
Btw a teachers password at my school is Billy1234
>using 2001 imacs exclusively in middle school (picture related)
>I was a strange yet endearing boy
>maxed the volume
>opened the word processor/notepad program
>c+v weird shit like "wwwww..." or "submarine" a few thousand times
>computer is basically unresponsive at this point
>pressed the shortcut for text-to-voice
>by the time it starts reading off I'm gone
>see 4 or 5 students (occasionally teachers) huddled up trying to stop it every time.
>power button took forever to shut down the process for some reason
>reading off dumb shit for a solid 3-6 minutes every time
HACKED
>>53697630
niko, pls
>>53709645
I've done something similar before on friends' macs
>terminal
>screen
>while true; do
>afplay "Library/Audio/Apple Loops/Apple/iLife Sound Effects/Animals/Dogs Barking.caf"
>done
>quit terminal
>write autohotkey script that keeps jiggling the mouse cursor
>compile to exe
>place in startup folder of random PC's at school
The amount of mad this thing generated was unreal
At campus, computer labs full of wincucks, "hack" pcs by pushing fucking f8 on startup and loggin in as admin
>install gemutoo n get calles a hacker for it
>mfw
>>53694719
please stop stealing my oxygen
>Senior year
>High school
>Web design III class
>Finish all of the semester's homework and the final project over the first weekend
>Teacher is a bro and let's me do whatever the fuck I want
>Have a Debian liveCD
>Use VPN
>Waste time on 4chan without having to worry about my school snooping around
>Listen to Rise Against and sip on my smuggled-in Monster
High school was shit
>>53707864
This started off good but real shitty quick. Is this the plot draft to Hackers or something?
>>53697578
I hope I get to experience something like that in my life, is marriage as bad as they say?
>>53694599
this happened 3 weeks ago
>be me
>learning c
>test comes
>before the test i discover all the solutions on the internet
>the internet is monitored like we are in the fucking nsa
>download PAW webserver on my l33t android phone to transfer the solutions to my pc
>only tell the wifi password to my closest friend
>turn on wifi sharing
>after the teacher gave out the test tasks everyone looks me in horror
>still not give them the pw
>I just connect to my phones wifi network open the url and download the entire test solution
>finished in 2 min
>they still dont know shit
>a girl calls me a fuckface for not giving her the pw
>teacher never notices my leet hack
>>53709973
you sound like you own a lot of razer products
>>53702186
sick boy
>be me
>grill asked me to hack her ex's Facebook password
>her ex was using a hotmail account that got expired
>recreate a new hotmail with his old email
>reset Facebook password to that email
HACKED
>>53711305
How did you find out his email
>>53710011
>>a girl calls me a fuckface
Rape that bitch.
>>53694719
Was there, married fat girl w/ money instead
>>53712010
By hacking, duh.
>>53712010
When you go to recover your password on facebook, one of the ways to recover it is by sending an email, it tells you a censored email address, but you can easily go from there.
>back in high school everyone branded be as l33t hax0r
>teachers always watched my computer when in class
>every computer in the school uses win 7
>ipv6 turned on by default
>use Ipv6 Router Advertisement flood on the network
> 70% of the school has their own device
> faked hundred of thousands of routers
> IT guys are freaking out
> all the computers in the school are at 100% CPU usage
> the IT guys took down the network for a week to find out what was wrong
> 4 people rat me out to the school
> got charged by police
> now got criminal record
> mfw
>>53713245
>things that never happened
>>53697578
nice
I never acted like one..
I changed the startup sound to "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!"
>>53713245
>high school
>IPv6 was in use
You need to be over 18 to post here, anon.
I was the cool kid in IT class because I knew how to circumvent the admin password on windows xp.
>>53694746
What the fuck does GBP mean?
>>53713799
Good boy points?
>>53697084
Probably because they take like 10 hours to start up
>>53696844
>he posts an unironic answer
>>53700000
Great success!
>>53697084
Might be similar to my Uni, they have Mac minis in one or two classes and they are physically locked out inside a cupboard, if you shut them off they essentially have to reboot them remotely somehow or open the box and reboot it manually.
It's also the reason why they spam you with "pls don't shutdown" literally everywhere.
>>53700711
>std::endl
>>53713799
Great Britain Pounds
>>53709639
underage
>>53713799
Great Britain Pounds.
>>53708465
you don't visit /g/ frequently do you
>>53709973
>smuggled-in
HONHONHON
>guess a friends msn password
>log into his msn
>start fooling around
>ask the girl he likes out
>she says yes
>have a laugh
>when i tell him later that day he's ecstatic
>they go out
>i kind of liked her as well but was too scared to ask her out for myself despite being more attractive than my buddy
oh well, maybe next life.
>>53694812
how do i defeat the void inside of me ?
>>53713443
> >IPv6 was in use
It was enabled by default since Vista.
>>53706486
sounds like fun,what was it ?
On a Friday I replaced a student log in page with one that sends me everything in plain text. I then returned the original Sunday night.
Everyone bitched about the broken page .. but no one actually knows to this day.
>>53697578
>way back when the first rapsberry pi came out.
>set up a server that intercepts traffic of all cisco routers in the uni through an upnp exploit.
>ghost the pi so it doesnt appear in the network and the traffic isnt available to the rest of the network
>intercept all http traffic and flip websites upside down
>for 3 months no on knew what had caused this.
>the only soluton IT came up with is a userscript that only worked on chrome that returend websites to their original state on the individual clients
>they had to do this for everyone since everyone is stupid
>turn of pie eventually togehter with a shitload of sniffed autofill passwords and shit
>userscript turns everything on its head again
>IT needs to go around help again remove the userscript
>mfw
>>53698099
Hello S.Hyde
>>53698616
Oh fuck that caught me off guard
>be me at school
>science lesson where you are in little groups per computer
>sitting at pc with two female friends
>teacher tell us to go to register in a site in order to being able to view some stupid science slide while she explain
>grill go to said site
>site asks for names, email and other stuff
>none of us want to give the email to the site
>girls dont know what to do
>anon you should try.mp3
>switch seat
>get full control
>ctrl + n
>type "10minmail"
>enter
>tab
>enter
>what's that anon?
>dont even look at them while replying: this email will selfdestruct in 10 minutes
>they look at me like i'm a total badass
>ctrl + c
>alt + tab
>tab x 2
>ctrl + v
>get in the name field, type: Gesus
>get in the surname field, type: Christ
>set random password
>triumphal enter pressing.gif
>everything in less than 20 seconds
>everyone else is still discussing about the email or having other registration problems
> go to b and have fun with a gore thread with the time we gained
lesson can finally start
>anon now theyll see that we were on this site
> i delete history
>girl are super impressed
>mfw they still call me hacker after years
>>53714180
>msn messenger
Bro, please. I'm not ready to be this depressed right now.
