How do I keep nosy fucks from staring over my shoulder at my screen while I'm working?
Stop slacking and looking at interesting stuff instead of working.
Tell em to bite a boner then open palm them in the face.
>>53627410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL_HAmWQTgA
kek
Fill your screen with kittens getting lit on fire and puppies being beheaded
Maybe just tell them to fuck off like a normal person?
Invest in a big hat
elbow them in the face really hard and say they had a nosebleed at random
also install gentoo
>>53627410
Work hard and get an office for yourself.
Stop trying to fap on the job
get one of those screen protectors that hospitals use
>>53627929
This, you degenerate
>>53627156
You ask them politely or put on a tinfoil hat.
>>53627410
Fill your screen with gay porn. They will be afraid of looking like a homo and leave
Remove the polarizer and attach it to your glasses.
Try to fart all the time
>>53630977
Yup this
>>53627432
Hnggggg
>>53627410
Eat burritos and baked beans daily. Fart when ever they're hovering behind you. Bonus points for silent killers.
>>53627410
wear shoulder armor with huges spikes to block their view and SPILL THEIR GUTS ON THE BATTLEFIELD
>>53627410
browse 4chan when someone is behind you
>>53627410
>what is wingdings
>>53627432
How can we keep the Muslims from having this technology?
