Why does Windows have to be so fucking obnoxious about its updates?
>dials home to remote servers
>executes remote code from remote servers
>takes over your system like malware
>advertises """""updates""""" like adware
>writes """""keys""""" to your firmware
>trojan horse and keylogger
>virus infested
welcome to the botnet
>>53602358
how do I make it stop
I'm scared
>time for your routine information sweep!
>oh what's this?
>a 4chan post with the word nigger in it?
>and the 24h surveillance has a video of you masturbating infront of the passive camera?
>sorry but that's a cybernetic fellony
>off to jail!
>>53602393
dual boot and only use winblows for games
>tfw just did a clean install of Windows 7 with only security updates installed
feels good man
>>53602468
Are you me?
>>53602415
Anyone who couldn't see this coming is dumber than shit.
To make sure you stop using stinky old windoze 7 when you could be using blazing fast Windows 10.
>>53602321
would you apply them if they weren't?
>>53602321
> install windows 10 pro
> use gpedit to disable updates
> use mstoolkit to activate
All I need is to find a place to upload the windows 10 media creation tool, then it will be free legitimate win 10 pro ISOs for everyone
>>53602468
there is a "security" update for IE11 which promotes windows 10, similar to GWX on the browser.
KB 3139929 if you're interested.
>>53602468
>>53604415
Hey me too
>>53604730
I don't have it in the update list maybe because i uninstalled IE asap when it prompted me to upgrade IE8 but god to know.
did you guys that installed windows 7 get your free haircut?
I left my phone near a Windows CD and it turned into a zune fuck youuuuuuuuuuu microcockshitstack
>>53606012
wut
>>53602415
i know it's a joke, but i seriously wouldn't be suprised if microsoft would update win10 with some modern european "hate talk detector"
it'll change gradually, but it's entirely possible to come to the point where your computer reports your "hate talk" (like saying bad things about muslims or posting "kill yourself" on 4chin) and then you're banned or something
what a time to be alive
>>53602321
>>53602358
>>53602393
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>>53602468
>>53604477
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>>53606012
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>>53606829
In world over 9000 OS, but you're choose useless one...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_operating_systems#Non-proprietary
>>53606974
> 90% of software not supported on these no name os's
>>53607040
90% of useless software which don't require on system with decent architecture OS design.
I would like to believe the Windows 10 threads here are new people coming here hoping for guidance. If people who are actually regular /g/ posters are really still using Windows, it feels like this board had been wasted. We've got Stallman in sticky, the wiki has tons of info on GNU/Linux, etc. People have been able to help themselves for years now.
After a Win10 upgrade I had to help an almost blind old lady get back to some semblance of normal today.
Thanks Microsoft you cunts
