Why do men buy white phones?
They're so effeminate, especially the iphone in white.
Every time I see a man using a white phone, I equate it to a man driving a cute white vespa scooter, it's so feminine and girly, you start to wonder if they're gay.
What are some other examples of effeminate tech?
Pink dragon dildo
Same reason why people might buy white shoes or a white shirt. It looks clean and it's generally appealing to look at white.
Personally, I don't think feminine when I see a white phone.
>>52989368
White seems to be the normie iPhone color.
Probably because the black one looks just like any other Android phone, so they get the white one for muh status.
>>52989385
Wrong. They get gold for muh status.
But with the all-new iPhone 6S® you get the all-new Rose Gold color!
Macbooks and the people that use them are delicate and effeminate.
Have you ever used a macbook?
I felt like I was gonna break the display hinge if I pushed it 1 degree too far .
>>52989368
>white phones
>effeminate
DEUS VULT, filthy saracen.
>>52989393
Gold seems to be the Asian (mostly chinese, SE Asia) color.
Pink is obviously used by girls, the male pink owners already sold it a month after the new iPhone novelty worn off.
Silver is normie.
Black is hardly seen anywhere, perfect for hipsters like me.
>>52989368
I wear white headphones lads, am I gay?
>>52989454
It depends. Are you sexually attracted to your own gender?
>What are some other examples of effeminate tech?
anything apple
>>52989463
idk I just know that I wear white headphones.
>>52989454
you sure look like it
>>52989368
White phone = gay? Nigga please. Anime wallpaper = gay. Not white phone!
>>52989454
Are they Beats?
If they are, then you should probably just skip all the steps to becoming a homosexual and be a prostitute already.
>Not having a black leather LG G4
>Matched with leather boots, chaps and vest
It's like you don't want to be cool, brehs.
>>52989496
nah, it's these. I need to know if I'm gay before sucking dicks.
>>52989530
Looks pretty gay desu
>>52989530
looks gay af but you won't attract any nice dicks with em
White reflects light better so what you see as gay in it is just a reflection of your inner self.
White supremacists
This is a topic that should be on /fa/, not on a technology board.
Why do we even have mods...
>>52989368
Joke's on you, my pink (gold) iPhone 6 is
>>52989368
I'm guessing your phone is black as your soul?
idk I just like the white/silver combo more than black/space grey combo tb͏h fa͏m
>>52989368
Pretty much every Apple product looks gay as fuck
quit trying to enforce gender roles on people; I'll be a fag if i want to be
>>52989454
Generally you're only gay if you are sexually attracted to men, lad. However, you can appear gay if you are too much into pretty stuff.
>>52989959
OK just go be a fag somewhere else
>>52989368
I bought a black Note 4, but I regret my decision. The white one looks infinitely better.
>>52989530
those would look better on a girl IMO
>>52989943
My Apple product wore a thong... Interesting.
>>52989368
White (silver?) 5S here, it looks better than the black one and less apparent finger marks too in my opinion.
>>52989368
I never understood buying a white phone for anybody. The screen is black when off, and sometimes the space between the screen and bezel is a black outline. The uniformity across the front facing side of a black phone just looks too appealing to get a white phone.
>>52989530
well at least they're good headphones.
>>52989463
I'm sexually attracted to my own dick. Does that count?
>>52990773
that's okay, but only if you have a nice looking dick.
>>52989368
If you saw a woman with a black phone, would you think she were a lesbian?
>>52989397
slow down, hercules
regardless of gender, white phones look like shit
>>52990795
yes
>>52989368
Not tech, but the Fiat 500 is a ridiculously feminine car also, especially in white. I mean why would you buy it?!
>>52989368
I'm a guy and I think the rose gold iPhone 6s looks cool.
>>52989368
Black electronics look so 90s.
Except for Thinkpads. They still look nice.
>>52990810
Because they're not insecure enough to be worried about how other other people see them?
This thread is cancer.
OP if you're so insecure about people thinking that you're effeminate if you pull out a white iPhone then maybe you should stop looking like an effeminate manlet.
>>52989454
me too, my boyfriend has a matching pair in black
Does anyone really give a fuck what color someone's phone is? Most people use cases anyways.
>>52989405
>that noticeable misalignment
That's what you get for buying Chinese.
because they were out of the black model and i didnt want to wait
>>52990861
>those compressed to shit earpads
Get the memory foam ones, you can thank me later.
>>52989368
Why do you care about what phone a guy has, and why would you assume what sexuality a man is of just from looking at the color of his phone?
>>52989368
I have a golden phone with a grey case, is that gay?
>>52990843
Or, rather, they are just gay.
Same for Audi TT, or a Mini.
>HOW TO TELL A MAN'S SEXUALITY BY THE COLOR OF HIS PHONE
This board is turning into Cosmo. Good grief.
>>52990935
> golden phone
Well, yes, that is extremely gay / niggerish.
>>52990939
come on it's a fun thread
stop bitching
>>52990939
it was already cosmo
>HOW TO TELL HOW MUCH A GUY KNOWS ABOUT COMPUTERS BY HOW PIXELATED HIS FONTS ARE
>>52990843
It's not even a good car though, thats what makes it even worse
>>52990991
Some people just want to get from point A to point B.
I've got the gold and white iphone and i love it
Tell me, what is your reason for caring about the masculinity of other men?
>>52990999
they should just buy a mazda, toyota, suzuki, or whatever (Fiat is popular in Europe, and these brands are available, priced the same, just more reliable)
>>52991190
spotted the faggot with the white phone
>>52990458
>touchwizz
>>52991253
I'd touch your wizz tbqh
>>52989397
>any year
>implying Apple isn't making the best laptop hardware
>>52991251
Actually I have a black Moto G, believe it or not.
>>52991301
That's a fact though.
>>52989368
White=yang=men
Black=yin=women
>>52989368
>being this insecure
Best projection of current year
>>52989368
>Vespa scooters
>Gay
Man, they are groovy as hell
>>52989368
>Nvidia
>>52989430
>Hipsters like me
you know the rules of being hipster don't you?
>>52989368
I bet you buy everything in black because maybe then people will stop asking if you are gay.
White is a lot better looking than black. I mean the color, not human race or something. People aren't even white or black, they are kinda pink or kinda brown. The actual pure white color is awesome in many different things, like electronics.
>>52991322
thank you mr skellington
>>52989368
Fuck you Vespas are cool.
Because black phones runs too fast.
>not using a gold phone
>>52989368
>2016
>using white phone
>not using a PoC(phone of color)
Reported for rape
>>52993276
>muh SJWs
>>>/pol/
>>52993334
>muh /pol/
>>52990936
Whoa whoa just because I want a mini clubman, doesn't mean I want to suck big, long, fat, delicious dicks
>>52989430
I swear every Chinese person I've seen has had a gold iPhone. According to my gf, who's from Hong Kong, gold is traditionally lucky for them.
>>52993334
>falling for b8
>>52989368
>wanting a fingerprint magnet
Just fuck off.
>>52989368
Yin and yang, white is actually masculine and black is feminine.
Although I suppose you could argue that a man should have a feminine phone to balance his masculinity (aka a black phone) and a woman should have a masculine phone to balance her femininity (aka a white phone).
>>52993887
Chink pls go
>>52993908
Not even asian.
I just respect the ancient Chinese scholars.
>>52993925
All my stuff is black.
My phone is white, mostly because they were out of black when I bought it.
I think it's cute, desu.
>>52990780
>judging dicks by their appearance and not their function/feel
>>52997147
OK, what does a feminine penis feel like?
>>52989430
Fucking this. I don't get why people get anything other than Space Grey, the screen looks so fucking clean when it's off as it blends into the bezel. The iphone's fuckhuge bezels are made more apparent when it's white
>>52989368
>Black is masculine
>White is feminine
Top c u c k
My phone is white and black. What does that make me?
>>52999557
kek
>>52999624
Bisexual
>>52999678
Literally master race. Greek philosophers were all bisexual
>>52999624
A nigger lover.
>>52989895
same here
>white nexus 6 with silver/aluminum trims
>silver cable
>silver iems
>silver porsche panamera
>white gold necklace from mama
black everything besides skin color masterrace
>>52989368
I thought it was established homosexuals and women were iphones demographic?
>mfw black moto X, black Define R4, thinkpad x220 and blue dragon dildo
And I'm gay as hell
And you say that faggots pick the white iPhone...
>>52991322
Wheres that webm of her squatting down and her vag popped out?
>>52990835
Fine, I'll say it.
Fag.
What about white cpu cases?
>>52999624
Necrophile
>>52989368
instead of looking at girls anon looks at men with white phones... then throws the effeminate word. nuff said
>not wanting to be a feminine dude
>>52989368
Why do white men buy iphones?
They're so effeminate, especially the iphone in white.
Every time I see a white man using a iphone, I equate it to a man driving a cute white vespa scooter, it's so feminine and girly, you start to wonder if they're gay.
What are some other examples of effeminate tech?
I never really noticed it consciously, but you are right. White phones do look feminine, though not on the same level as rose gold.
>>53002010
Pink is a girl's color, possibly purple too. White is not, white is neutral. Also things that are white look clean and sterile, unless they are full of shit stains or something.
>>52991560
yesss
>>52989384
yeah i hate niggers too
>>52989368
*tips fedora*
>>52989430
>>52999500
Agreed, and have you ever noticed the small black border on the screen of all white iPhones?
>>52989500
*tips fedora*
>>52990838
What? The vast majority of electronics in the 90s were white or tan.
>>52990795
>>52990805
Well shit.
>>52989368
Holy shit dude, insecure much?
>>52989368
This reminds me of those /ck/ threads where someone was asking if a starbucks frappuchino was a "chick drink".
I like white phones with black faces. The profile on devices like that is very nice.
why on EARTH do you care about what other people do OP, are you an autist?
The Hermes Apple Watch.Yes that is one single strap not a strap plus a matching bracelet. Rose gold iPhone. Absolutely anything in which its colour is described as "champagne".
>>52989943
IMac design peaked in 2002
>>53001425
I don't want to see that
But I do want to see that
>>53004098
Honestly I like that color leather. The rest is shit though, including the apple watch.
>>52989368
>Basing masculinity on what color phone you have
Grow the fuck up.
>>52989368
yes, this. black is the men's color.
everything else is wtf are you doing tier.
>>52989368
Are white cars girly? I don't really want to have to get mine repainted.
>>52990458
nigga, just cop a white S pen
black note 4 white s pen here, master fucking race
oh yeah no touchjizz you stupid cunts eat my asshole I never even plug my phone into a wall and i have 232gig storage you fuckin plebs PLEB NORMIE SREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53004601
just put some flame stickers on it and you're good to go.
