The Powerball Jackpot is now up to $1.3 billion, with a cash payout of $800 million (before taxes).
What would /g/ buy?
A hydrogen bomb from North Korea to drop on the burgers.
>>52352075
>$1.3 billion, with a cash payout of $800 million (before taxes).
Give a portion of the money back to powerball.com's web designer.
Holy fuck that website is atrocious, I've seen more aesthetically pleasing websites in the mid 90's
>>52352075
I'd buy a mac pro then use it as a trash can.
All of it gets split between Trisquel, Parabola, Thinkpenguin and Minifree
Buy 4chan back from China and ruthlessly ban every fucking moron on here
>>52352198
Is it even possible to ban yourself?
I'd invest in 300 million more tickets.
>>52352075
I would donate it all to charities, and only keep just enough to live out my life as a comfy NEET
>>52352144
>rewarding someone for shitty work
Probably donate a lot of it, mainly to the FSF and EFF. No one needs that much money.
Its 800 million AFTER taxes
>>52352240
yeah
>>52352196
that's great anon.
would add a few more free software foundations/groups myself.and not give it all, but a big chunk of it.
>Hire an accountant
>Pay off my parent's house.
>Buy my own house
>Pay off all my friend's bills and houses. Their parents houses too.
>Get everyone new cars (not nigger rich lambos on dubs, just something new and reliable)
>Give my parents 20mill
>Setup a school fund for my little sister worth $350k for her to go to any college she wants.
>She will also inherit $5 million upon receiving here BA degree
>Give $100mill for investing to make money while it sits there
>Lastly after everything is said and done, make a scholarship program of my own.
>Make topics/requirements for students to apply to me. Essay or project must be turned in based on the subject that always changes.
>On their application, nothing other than their name, GPA, and field of study will be there to avoid gender/racial bias.
>Those I select will get $50k to a school of their choosing for a major that is useful. I refuse to pay for someone to get a degree in communications or art.
Of course id also be buying new top of the line PC parts every 3 months for shits and giggles.
I'm a simple man to please.
>>52352075
What does it matter? Why even discuss it in those terms? The probability of winning the jackpot is less than 0.0000004 percent.
>>52352326
No, it's $604M after taxes (not including state taxes).
https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp
>>52352497
you smart
you loyal
dragon dildos. many dragon dildos.
>>52352656
I just wanna have some fun
Don't tell me what could be done
>>52352075
>Powerball
why does everything in america sound so dumbed down?
>>52352497
>>>Pay off all my friend's bills and houses. Their parents houses too.
>>Get everyone new cars (not nigger rich lambos on dubs, just something new and reliable)
fucking idiot
>>52352075
>Pay out direct family's mortgages and debts
>Buy a shitty house in a good area
>Tear it down
>Rebuild - entire roof covered in solar panels, whole house set up with fiber, everything CBUS/Zigbee/Wi-Fi compatible
>Microphones in every room so I can control Jarvis
>Dedicated home theater room
>Brand new gaymen PC, home servers
>Pay crack team of developers to work on the game-compatible fork of Kodi
>As above, but with emulators for every known console
>New BMW M3/M5 for me and other half as daily drivers
>'70 Challenger or '67 Mustang fastback, restore them
>Travel to Japan
The rest I would wisely invest so I could just live off of the interest and returns.
>>52353244
How so? By friends i mean close friends that I grew up with. Those I would consider brothers. That means 3 people. I dont mean everyone I've ever been friendly with.
>>52352666
good thing Florida doesnt have a state tax. fuck the rest of you
I start a company to cure cancer and extend life, because everyone else sucks so bad at it. In my spare time I work on AI.
>>52352075
more harddrives
gas chambers
>>52353301
Taxes still apply even within a state without state tax.
A ticket out of this shit country and live in one that isn't about to vote a Republican in
>>52352315
The American way
Isolate myself from everyone I know, buy a tropical island, hire attractive escorts, go over the top with technology. TLDR; become a Bond villian.
>>52353404
Or you can stay here after we FEEL THE BERN and watch almost all of that money disappear into government coffers ;^)
>>52352296
most charities are scams. waste of money. if you truely want to help, do it yourself
![2981429-oculus-rift-consumer-edition[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jLnTuAg.jpg "2981429-oculus-rift-consumer-edition[1].png")
ONE BILLION AND THREE HUNDRED MILLION US DOLLARS?
>>52353384
thats why its 600 mil after federal taxes. unless your state has a tax in which case it would be less you get back
Put a million dollars in a pile and light it on fire, make a youtube video of it.
>>52352075
>What would /g/ buy?
happiness. freedom. security.
Buy a house
Reserve one room for memes only
In this room I will bring the dankest memes to life and let /g/ be a part of it
Every week I will add 1 meme
Pic related, a rough idea of what it could look like, just much bigger and more memes
>>52352326
>>52352666
>>52353301
>>52353384
>>52353502
Really, only $600 million dollars? No thanks then lol, no worth the effort to collect.
Can nonUSfag buy a ticket?
If someone of you bought a ticket for me a lets say i win, would you keep the promise and not run away?
itt: idiot tax
>>52353582
give ipfs 1mil
give hydrus Dev 1mil
give unity 1mil
>>52353568
It doesn't matter, you won't win. If you really want to play, just take out $2 and throw it in the trash can, same outcome in the end. Do it however many times you want.
>>52353561
I dont care if it was 100 million. its more money than any one person will ever need
>>52353614
but SOMEONE will eventually win.
whoever that is, will be set for life
>>52353272
Sounds like someone has been playing loto pretty heavy over the last few years
![Pinocchio-Girl-207-flip[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qh2Jsid.jpg "Pinocchio-Girl-207-flip[1].jpg")
>>52352075
All the surgery and drugs needed to become a real girl.
>>52352075
I'd buy every single oculus rift in existence and hire people to keep buying/pre-ordering them and store them in a large ware house I'll then scalp the prices by %200 what I paid for just to annoy people
>>52353635
>implying most people won't immediately spend it all
What happen if a boglehead wins it and puts half a billion in a four fund portfolio?
>>52353656
The only reason most lottery winners spend it all is because 95% of habitual lottery players are borderline retarded. If you have an IQ over 80 its easy as fuck to hire a financial adviser to invest it and tell you how much you can spend a year.
Fyi, when the jackpot gets super high where the expected value of the ticket is worth more than its cost (if you could buy every number combination to guarantee a win you'd make money), then people of average intelligence start playing for shits.
>>52352075
I'd invest 100 million into a collection of supercomputers, save 50 million for myself, and the rest will go to the fsf
![5388-old-man-laughing[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ki6IquR.png "5388-old-man-laughing[1].png")
>>52352075
>mfw I'm gunna buy 10 picks of OP's number just to fuck him over.
>buy my parents a house
>put away a mil for my sisters kid, if he graduates with a STEM degree
>buy my friend an apartment
I've known him for over 20 years, and he's like a brother to me. He and his wife recently had a kid and they live in a one room apartment. They're both teachers and make shit for money. I think it's unfair.
>hire a financial advisor/someone who would invest my money for me
>start a few scholarships for kids too poor to afford a good education
>hopefully the scholarship fund could be sustained by the return of those investments, and could carry on even after my death
>move to a new city every couple years
>attend open lectures in universities
That's probably it. I don't really care about money or material things in general.
>>52353656
>immediately spending 800+ mil
>spending
thats nearly impossible.
not even a 5 year old would be that reckless with money. its enough to last 100s of years. your great grand kids would still be rich
>>52352099
This
>>52352099
Even if you only got 10,000,000 that'll be waaaaaaaaay more than enough to never work ever again,
500,000,000 you would literally have to throw the money into fire until you die of old age to waste it all
>>52353754
>I don't really care about money or material things in general.
*tips fedora*
Buy 50 Twingos and give them to random Twingoposters
>>52353741
>FSF
At least save some for EFF
>>52353656
>immediately spend 400 million
You could spend 100 fucking thousand a day every day for 10 years. Unless they literally throw the money away they won't spend it that fast.
>>52352198
Make 4chan require a java&flash add-on that tracks what other site the user goes to
Anyone with Reddit in his history is perma banned
>>52353781
One private jet could eat that up easy.
I would buy 4chan and require everyone to post cute anime girls along with all of their posts.
Put all of it towards the completion and promotion of GNU so we no longer have to put up with Linux. Goddam that Linus fuck shit piss ass faggot cock.
>>52353783
I don't even own a fedora, that's how unattached I am!
>>52353656
>immediately wasting 20000 years worth of money
Are you being ironic?
>What would /g/ buy?
I see lottery threads on every fucking board I visit, and nearly always with a variation of this in the OP. Is someone really shilling a lottery on 4chan, is it Powerball's slogan, what's going on?
Sage.
>>52352497
>>52353054
At least they are giving it to Americans, not pakis or Syrians.
Put half in a roth ira then live off the 10%± interest when I'm 55. I'd use the other half to travel the world and a modest house before I'm 55 then use the IRA interest to fund my travels after.
>>52352075
an army's worth of contractors to develop schools, libraries, and shelters to poor areas
>>52353302
Elon musk?
>>52353875
Poorfags just get really excited about the idea of not being in crippling poverty, and for some reason think there's more of a chance of them winning when the lottery reaches a ridiculous amount. Everyone I work with makes a giant pool of tickets every time something like this happens and they waste all their money. When they don't win they rationalize wasting $10 per person with "Well, it would have been really nice!"
Legalize cp, cocaine and ban weed.
>>52353875
Yes There's a huge pr attack being unstrung on social media and forums, it's basically to hype the powerball even though it's extremely fucking rigged.
>>52353654
That's what fuckerberg did lmao
>>52353911
You do realize you can only put $5,500/year in an IRA?
professional 24/7 AMD shills for /g/
Buy Linux and implement systemD, also start charging money for updates and register it as a trademark, sue anyone who infringes.
>>52353932
You work with a bunch of poorfags?
>>52352075
I would use that money to start my own lottery.
Lotteries are insane money makers.
You can easily keep 90% of revenues.
>>52354020
>Buy Linux
>>52354020
>buy linux
are you retarded?
>>52353302
>I start a company to cure cancer and extend life, because everyone else sucks so bad at it. In my spare time I work on AI.
I would spend 500m towards the development of a new tsar waterbomb enough to blow the entire planet to bits and 300m on an escape pod with tay tay
i would buy 4chan and make /g/ only usable with flash and java. i would also sell all of your data
i would buy reddit and 9gag and then shut them down. i would decline all offers that try to buy it.
I would give you all a small loan of a million dollars
>>52353821
Why would anyone buy a private jet? Who flies so often that a private jet is worth the cost of owning one?
>>52354043
>>52354058
I buy Linus, everything he loves and everything he owns. Then I shall overtake Debian and Ubuntu, put properietary shit in the updates for money, maybe even ads.
>>52354074
I would just go straight to 32chan, you know skip the first two shitholes
>>52353582
there's nothing wrong with buying some tickets for fun as long as you're not dumping the money you live on every week.
>>52354035
is that even possible?
>>52352075
>(before taxes)
Holy balls, you poor bastards get your lottery win taxed? Fuck that noise
>>52354032
Yeah. They make a decent amount of money but have no fiscal responsibility. One guy has three kids and they're all autistic. Apparently he kept swinging for a good one and it just never happened. So he spends all his money on their special care. And what the kids don't soak up, his obese wife spends. He spends the rest on alcohol and scratchers. Apparently a life worse than being a NEET does exist.
>>52352315
Not a reward, an investment so they can hire someone with at least half a brain.
Penis implant and fund a linux distro. I want to be able to run Android apps and have something similar to .exe for linux in my lifetime. Then I would build a gas chamber and kill all the "devs" that waste their time making linux "look pretty" instead of focussing on functionality. In other words murder all the linux gays.
>>52352075
Build a house on top of a deep bunker innawoods and wait for the happening to come. Invest the rest into mutual funds and horde gold as well.
I would never buy a lottery ticket, gambling is fucking morally wrong dudes.
>>52353631
Nigga if it was 1mil I'd be a happy man
If you aren't a stupid nigger or a white trash cunt you can invest the shit outta 1mil and by the time you die have even 10mil to then pass down to other family or friends. 1mil can set you for life if you play your cards right.
Honestly 600mil would be fuckin ridiculous, if I managed to get that I'd give each close family and friend 5mil to set up for life, buy the best gaming/streaming pc I could, and be a twitch/youtube streamer for a living (even though I wouldn't need the money, I'd likely just do it to entertain others, and in the case I made it big, I'd donate all the money earned from streaming to charities and/or big sub giveaways)
tl;dr LODS EMONE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcy45MlI-lA
>>52354191
> :^)
>donate it to ISIS, on the condition they suck a Jesus impersonator's cock on camera
>>52354213
You'd actually get 250 Mill after taxes on lump, 450 mill if you go annually
I'd give it all to charity.
Just kidding. I'd buy myself a nice X220 with the slice battery and give the rest to charity.
>>52354237
Donate it to North Korea
No one can stop their radical wrath
>>52353749
>MFW those tickets are from 2013 fucktard
>>52354256
besides the fact that the government would be taking 600~mil from my pocket, I wouldn't mind much, considering it's still two hundred million fuckin dollars. You're a lucky cunt if you manage to get 1mil, getting more than 100mil is "you're gonna be a rich cunt" status.
>>52353787
Sup /o/ :^)
I'd give 90% to extremist right-wing political parties to kill of sandniggers.
I'd spend the rest on heroin and a Mateba, which I'd use to kill myself after a month.
>>52353741
>and the rest will go to the fsf
Literally cancer.
>>52353821
not even billionaires buy their own private jets anon
>>52354278
The North Korean state is already pretty fucking rich. It's just that they spend it all on luxury gifts for themselves.
Buy rare weapons and give them all MLP decorations and post it on /k/.
>>52354508
That's my point. People are acting like 800mil is infinite money and you could never spend it all. Mark Zuckerberg would still be 40 times richer than you.
>>52352497
>>Pay off all my friend's bills and houses. Their parents houses too.
>>Get everyone new cars (not nigger rich lambos on dubs, just something new and reliable)
>>Give my parents 20mill
fucking idiot
>>52352497
I like you anon
>>52352497
>rewarding sister for a BA
you fucked up
>>52352075
I'd finally be able to afford an Oculus Rift
>>52352075
Setup a lifestyle that doesn't require me to do any sort of administration/upkeep on anything and then start doing heroine
>>52354479
I was considering this too. Watching the chaos unfold from even more political radicalization would be a sight to behold. Even more so if it actually stabilized everything in the aftermath.
>pay a lot for all fsf, linux and kernel foundatinons
>pay a lot for dd os of all telemetry domains
>pay people for using t or and make free hosintg with best admins and hardware SO MUCH FREEDOM
>Make all ads of freesoftware
>make free linux live support
rest it's pol dream,
>>52354479
How hard would it be to afford enough heroine to binge for a month then die with <50k income anyway?
>pay off my friend's college debts, etc
>move out of parents house I don't know where I would go, maybe L.A. I think it would be easier to break it into the entertainment industry being rich
>my parents are already well of but I'd give them money
>hire guards to fend off shit heads and my other "family"
>hang out with my friends in awesome places be like entourage but not douchy
>post threads on 4chan saying I'll give people money randomly
>>52352075
Buy my wife's son 4 Titan X GPUs.
>>52354693
>buy heroine and coke for everyone
>go to the most expensive hotels with the most expensive prostitutes
>spend $129 million in one month
>kill myself with my Mateba inside a tub filled with 1 million dollars worth of money
I've written down ten sets of numbers. Come the drawing, I'll either be relieved that I didn't waste money on real tickets or mortified that I missed the chance of a lifetime.
>Fund research to find the quickest and painless suicide solution
>Bury money
>kill myself and leave a treasure map behind
I would create educational programs to flood the STEM field with women, gays, and minorities on an unprecdented scale, and discourage straight white men from working in the field. I would steer those straight white men into menial service jobs, particularly janitorial services and part-time barista jobs.
I would then conduct video interviews like $1000 AIDS pill guy, praising the SJW movement and spreading white guilt, just to piss off all the neckbeards. I would also hire teams of engineers to create match-making sites to take over Tinder and OK Cupid and so on, so that all attractive women would marry chad thunderdick and/or a black man.
Invest in the future of white children
Whatever that entails
>>52354788
You could put a hit out on this guy >>52354787
I'M JUST KIDDING, FBI. GAWD!
Buy Mozilla outright and fire all the SJWs while hiring reporters to report on it at the same time, fueling the outrage culture for my personal entertainment. Then make Firefox great again while enforcing mandatory master-slave terminology in code.
>Tesla Model S
>House in Hawaii
>obviously all the computers and electronics I'd ever want
>buy things for everybody I know
>Reserve 15 million cash
>reserve 15 million gold
>let some finance guy manage/invest 15 million
>buy all the guitars I want, hire a live-in guitar tech to manage my shit so all I have to do is play
>buy pretty much anything I ever want
>>52352666
>$604M payout
>1 in 292,201,338 odds
>$2.06 expected payout
>ticket costs $2
this is actually fair gambling
>>52354813
You ruined your post.
>>52352075
employ linus as my new footstool for browsing dank memes
>>52354839
>rename servers to masters
>rename clients to slaves
>>52354846
>>let some finance guy manage/invest 15 million
>China crashed, your money's all gone. :^) Can I have some more to play with?
>>52354853
I don't care.
Buy and furnish a small island for NEETS. Only whites and asians allowed though.
Could someone make (money not issue,see OP) pc ports without dev permission? Pribes for sorcecode, hire army of people etc. Give them out free (accept donations). Finaly have a good audience (donations make enough to support) and start making free games for free. Support other dev to make free games. Make ubisoft, EA etc obsolete (aka world a better place) or tank and go broke (suppose i can have few mills spared to live like NEET).
Maybe make a Op sys for normies and make it botnet free.
>>52354848
It's less when you include state taxes, and I'm not sure if the ticket has sales tax on it or not.
Although the chances that 2 people win are negligible if there is no syndicate profiting, there is a chance that a syndicate will jump at the opportunity to make money. (Although I don't know how feasible it is to print all those tickets and I don't know if the profit margin is enough for a syndicate to really go for).
Furthermore, we also forgot to take additional prizes into our calculation, which might affect the odds in your favor a little bit.
My guess is that overall it is slightly unfavorable (mostly due to taxes), but if another winner is not found this Wednesday, it will be favorable.
where are you dumbshit getting 200 million payout out of 1.3 billion?
its 800 mil CASH VALUE
its 600 mil AFTER TAXES
the fuck is wrong with you fucktards
I would spend the first 20 million in a crusade to piss off every single feminazi that I could find.
I would enjoy as people freak out when I turn them away, because I either have no idea who they are, or insult the women outta my league because they only want money.
Set close family and siblings up for life.
Buy the biggest screen I could find and blast gay porn in front of churches (after I bought the property across from them).
>>52352075
I work in retail and I'm very well known in the area. I live in Florida so i have to come publicy of my winnings.
I'm aware of around 150 people (including family members)
>Ask for everyone's phone number
> Meet up somewhere
> Buy them new toyota Camry (something they can afford to maintain) max 2
> buy surface books for kids for their school work
> Get Photoshop and Cities Skylines for each.
> Around 40 children/teens in total
> not even out 1 million dollars
Let's face it. It's going to be hookers every day.
>>52355069
If you give a mouse a cookie, it will ask for a glass of milk, etc.
retard
>>52354758
kek I like this idea, how many numbers am I supposed to take.
>>52355069
best part of florida. NO STATE TAX so more money for you in the end. all these other niggers jelly because their shit tier states have state taxes because they dont have MUH TOURIST DOLLARS like florida does which offsets having a state tax
if you win hook a nigga up... I work in a shitty fast food job
>>52352497
>not buying nigger rich lambos
An hero please. Why would you not want an aventador or a pagani huayra
>>52352075
gentoo
>>52352099
$1.3 bln is the value of the annuity you fucking retard
>>52355114
no. fuck you.
Spend 5 years buying every single valuable Magic card I can find, let's say Black Lotus
Worth $400 15 years ago, worth $4000 now
Destroy all of them on stream and watch nerds sperg out and laugh my head off
See how much the remaining ones are worth in 15 years
Reveal I still have a small stash of them when they're worth 2.5 million or something
Destroy those too
>>52355104
5 different numbers from 1-69 (order doesn't matter), one separate number from 1-26.
I buy some nukes and a submarine
Then go close enough to mecca and finally nuke the shit out of it
>>52355169
11 42 34 4 54 and 11
Posting here as evidence in case I fake-win
would give it all to israel
>>52355169
21 23 33 27 45 18
>>52352075
I'd invest most of it, but I'd immediately build a crazy PC, buy both the Rift and Vive, and sign up for MIT or DigiPen,
I'd fund Ubuntu Edge and Ubuntu Touch development.
I'd burn the ticket. Whoever wins the first billion dollar jackpot is never going to know peace or privacy again.
>>52355161
You're doing it wrong. Don't intentionally destroy them. Go to game stores and play with them, unsleeved and without a playmat. Choose a clean looking surface to use, but don't ever wipe it down. Only ever riffle shuffle, tapping the edges on the table in between to keep cards lined up. Do all this while otherwise being as gentle and careful with them as possible. You'll get waaaaay more angst out of letting them naturally degrade through normal use than by directly trashing them.
>>52355350
who needs privacy when you are banging 10/10 japenese girls on your coke powered yacht
Donate to childrens hospitals. Travel a lot. Don't care for the ownership of man made atrocities of this world.
>>52355119
because they are shit cars you fucking pleb.
Not buying classic Ferrari and shelby cobras
fucking pleb shit m8
>>52355119
Eww fuck no. Just because I have money doesn't mean Id just go out and start buying super expensive cars because I can.
The ONLY super pricey car I'd consider would be like a top of the line Tesla because I think they're awesome. I see cars as nothing more than a tool for A to B. If they can look nice, have nice creature comforts, and have a good sound systemb I'm happy. A shit load of horsepower and racing capabilities would be lost on me.
>>52355098
I know. But in Florida you must come out publically so I'm essentially buying some insurance. Afterwards I'll just go into hiding. Because i know people will be looking for me.
>buy a house for me and my friends
>give money to close family
>new pc
>rest for bills so i can live without work
>relax and do what i love
>>52352075
One Oculus Rift
>>52352099
>complaining about the taxes ultimately used to finance your welfare state
>remove every piece of family debt, maybe buy them something nice as a trip or a new car, but nothing that raises people's attention
>upgrade my furniture, buy a TV, buy a kickass computer
>keep it subtle, buy from IKEA rather than luxurious gold-plated shit
>keep living life like normal for a while but maybe go out and eat more often
>go full tinfoil
eventually after graduating, something along the lines of
>buy more expensive place, more fortress-y
>start your own company
>maybe some institutions or investment firms if that works out
>gradually spend more money
>>52355478
True anonymity doesn't exist even in the states that claim so.
There have been several cases where newspaper reporters in those anonymous states successful filing a Freedom of Information Act that allowed them to find out the name of the anonymous winner and track them down.
>>52355478
Can't you just tell them to fuck off?
>>52355350
I call it a challenge
>>52355350
>is never going to know peace or privacy again.
Notch seems to handle his 1.5 billion dollars just fine.
He just became Emo and argues with people on twitter.
Are you saying /g/ would be more beta than Minecraft's former owner in handling a billion dollars?
Buy expensive as fuck sports car
Always drive exactly at the speed limit
Normie with road rage tailgating, mad as fuck
Continue to drive exactly the speed limit with my 1000000$ car
>>52355561
Even if I won and my name got out, I'd just throw most of the money into investment (or use the annuity) and move to a small town where I wouldn't be bothered.
Honestly, I'd just support myself and my girlfriend, but still get education and a job because I'd need something to do during the day.
>>52355600
Tesla Model S actually limits users to driving 5 over the speed limit with its newest firmware update.
>>52354846
What an idiot.
Hawaii has super shit tier Internet.
>>52355609
>Tesla Model S actually limits users to driving 5 over the speed limit with its newest firmware update.
That could literally get you killed in areas where people speed a lot
>>52355609
>Tesla Model S actually limits users to driving 5 over the speed limit with its newest firmware update.
Perfect. Since I won't need to work, there's no need to hurry anyway.
Pay off parents house/debts
Pay off sister/BIL stuff
Buy a 2014 used kia optima
Leave town for a different place or just go to a 2nd world country after claiming the winning ticket so I wont be hounded by people for money nor would anyone be able to rob/kidnap my weak neet ass. Then just buy small things, already built my gaming computer with an amd fx 8320 so I can budget somewhat well.
>>52355574
>give someone 1 million dollars
>>omg I'm not even worth 1% to you?!
Have fun cutting contact with literally everyone. People are fucking retarded when money comes into the picture. You can give someone literally a million dollars and if they know that you won a billion they'll be assravaged about it.
>>52355609
Small towns are the worst towns to live in if you are rich.
You really are an idiot.
The most corrupt political, judicial, and police scandals occur in small towns you know.
Enjoy having no privacy and a town so boring that you and your wealth will be the only thing people always talk about and eventually greed and jealously from the small town's population ends up fucking you over.
Take annuity
Take 10% off of every check and live off of that
Angel invest a few people's projects from /g/
Donate the rest to charity
>>52355609
>Tesla Model S actually limits users to driving 5 over the speed limit with its newest firmware update.
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. You're supposed to speed in situations where it can prevent an accident.
>>52355681
>Have fun cutting contact with literally everyone
Maybe I'm different. I literally only contact my parents and occasionally my brothers, and they're all people I'd give like all my money to anyway
>>52353813
>THIS
also maybe add a not that If you post loli,traps, shit posting then I will make it a Spiderman thread or Lori.
>>52355574
Money can change people including friends and family.
Strangers from your elementary school to high school years could crawl out of the woodwork and make up fabricated drama about you in order to try to sue you.
If you win, it is better to just move away from everything and limit contact with family like don't let your in laws or cousins or your uncles and aunts take advantage of you.
Maybe just only talk to your mom or dad.
But remember there have been cases of family members killing each other over a family member who became a lottery winner.
>>52355731
>Spiderman thread or Lori
Kill yourself newfag.
I'd buy Stallman and have him dance naked in a cage while 80s german techno played
>>52355708
>buying an electric meme car anyway
Ill be over here with my 2$ gasoline and 8 miles per gallon v8
>>52355745
>Strangers from your elementary school to high school years could crawl out of the woodwork and make up fabricated drama about you in order to try to sue you.
That doesn't sound fair. I'd just ignore them and let it sort itself out.
>>52355671
>just go to a 2nd world country
>so I wont be hounded by people for money nor would anyone be able to rob/kidnap my weak neet ass.
Your post doesn't make any sense.
It would be easier to just move to Japan after putting 5 million dollars into a Japanese Bank and be put on the fast track to get a resident green card and then live your life in Japan where no one would give a shit about you being a white guy and most people would just ignore you because they aren't confident of their English skills.
>>52355772
>I'd just ignore them
You're rich, not the president.
>>52355772
This could actually happen, though. They sue you and try to get you to settle so that they could steal money from you.
It doesn't take a lot to sue someone in America.
Fund a small army and invade an African country. After this, exploit the country's resources to fund more invasions. Do this until the world gets pissed. Dub self "Karl der großer", and divide realm among random africans.
this free as in freedom battle station
runs libreboot
libre graphics drivers
>>52355796
But I dindu nuffin
In America they gots ta prove you done sumfin
>>52355776
Im not a white guy and ive been to japan when my brother was there in the navy. Japanese people cannot speak english, you could find a lion in africa that can speak better english than most japanese people.
Japan is fucking expensive also, youd pay a shit ton more for everything as they have to import a lot of their stuff and land is at a high premium. Its also hard to become a naturalized japanese citizen, even when you marry a japanese citizen its hard.
So its not worth it, much better to go to a 2nd world or even a 3rd world country, your money will go a lot longer. Also going to another country for a while is mostly to not get badgered by people for money.
>>52355750
So your an newfag if you do not accept Lori or spiderman. Kill your self for not joining us. Hope you win the lottery and get aids. Zozzle.
>>52355857
Yeah, you sound like an idiot.
Enjoy poor hospital care after getting bitten by mosquitoes and getting infected with tropical disease.
>>52355621
well I have 1mbps DSL right now so I don't think it can get much worse.
>>52355857
A lot of white CEOs from America and Europe enjoy living in Japan and are willing to even do commercials starring themselves compared to not attentionwhoring as much in America and Europe because they still feel anonymous even though they starred in a Japanese pizza commercial.
There is a reason why so many Hollywood celebrities are willing to embarrass themselves in Japan.
>>52355900
Dont know why youre getting that butthurt about what I would do and because I didnt agree with going to live in japan like your weeboo kawaii senpai ass.
Living outside the country would only be for 6-10 months maybe 1-2 years max, just so people in my area would forget about me. I would come back and live here again. Just because a country isnt MURRICAAA doesnt mean youre going to get ebola and have your intestines slipping out your ass for vultures to eat.
Common sense 101 in any place, hide your power level also.
>>52352075
>not buying every combo for 590 million
>making 210 million easily
Only problem is if a bunch of other people also get the winning combo and the jackpot drops.
Once the lotto gets up to 2.5 billion though this might actually be possible for a large tech firm or a bank and worth the risk.
I could imagine a CEO being fired over this if he got it wrong and big fines from some authority, plus it being bad for their business from a consumer perspective.
>>52352075
Buy a boat and a surf board, take a few friends with me and live the Point Break life around the world but without hijacking banks.
>>52354726
I'd do that too. Especially since he owns a Mac. And he wouldn't be allowed to sell em.
>>52354778
This, but i'd fake my death and make a fake map.
Then retire in a bunker and watch as the hunt make the news and kek in my eco-friendly hobbit hole.
I would try to find some way to disappear. Discretely buy some house by the mountains and move there.
Then I would commission a bunch of people to translate the porn and games that have been ignored over the ages.
>>52355969
Says the suicidal faggot who wants to live in a third world country.
Congrats for being the dumbest poster in this thread.
>>52352075
Donate 99% to neural link research. It won't be enough, but with the advances that will be made, maybe it'll become available in 50 years.
>>52353832
I like you anon.
Buy 4chan and ruin it worse than Hiro is
>>52355857
>Japan is fucking expensive
>wins 1.3 billion dollars
>complains about paying 15% more for some products, even while most of the products you actually need are cheaper
Slander Islam.
basically a bulletproof monster truck limousine made of solid gold that is also a functionnal yatch, it would be filled with cocaine and whores.
>Move to capital
>Buy decent car
>Buy decent Apartment.
>Get a great pc and all the gadgets I want
>Give a couple of Mil to my parents and my siblings who supported me .
>Keep rest in bank and spend my days playing games, jerking off, watching anime and living off the interest.
>Leave all money to be split up among my nieces and nephews when I die.
Buy up ALL rare Pepes
>>52356199
I am from 3rd world though, lived in america for nearly 20 years. I would blend in a lot more at some flea ridden hell hole than living in any 1st world country. Trust me anon I would survive in any country a lot better than you. People wouldnt think im some rich guy even if I was draped in diamonds next to your white ass. Theyd probably think youre brad pitt or some movie star and flock to your ass asking for an autograph and a picture.
>>52355938
Thats true but that was 5-10 years ago when youtube and social media werent that big. If anyone did, it can be uploaded quite quickly and shared with the world.
![depositphotos_7375460-Man-relaxing-by-the-pool[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WWTdnqJ.jpg "depositphotos_7375460-Man-relaxing-by-the-pool[1].jpg")
>me in 4 days
>just got a feeling i'm meant to win
>all you faggots itt will be salty as fuck
i'll spit some memes out on TV and give /g/ a shutout.
I'll put 2 dollars in but no more. I doubt I'll win but at least it'll be fun to participate.
>>52356127
Muh nigga
From wave to wave, party to party, doing all the crazy sports you can.
>>52356335
Same here. I know no matter how many tickets I buy I won't win. But I just like the feeling that I could. Only need one ticket for that.
>>52356328
This is you and EVERYBODY else.
For some reason you retards seem to think that the higher the payout the lower the chance you will lose.
>5m payout
>who gives a shit
>600m payout
>hurrdurr I better spend $20 on tickets!
So why doesn't someone buy every singe ticket combination and win?
Start a foundation to help people in need such as refugees from Syria, Iraq, Ukraine, etc...
Start a university for people who actually give a shit about knowledge and are not there just for a degree.
Use the remainder to pau of my debt and my family & best friends debt.
Buy a nice house
Invest in the stock market to keep the money coming
Maybe start a startup for fun
Idk, I don't have $800M
>>52356405
Read the fucking thread.
The payout needs to be like 2b for it to be worth it or something.
>>52356357
haha seems like you don't understand. Since no one has one, all the previous jackpots carry over, so you still have 1 in 292mil odds, no matter what the jackpot is. Sure, more people play this drawing, but still only 1 or 2 people are likely to win. The higher the jackpot, the more and more valuable a ticket is.
At 800mil cash value, the expected value of the ticket is almost higher than the cost of the ticket. Buying every single number to guarantee a jackpot only costs $584mil. So it makes total sense when the jackpot gets this high, more and more people want to play.
>>52356405
You have to buy them personally, so its physically impossible. And you could still lose big time if a bunch of people win in a fluke.
>>52356344
Gnarly dude! huh huh! hang ten!!!
fucking faggot
>>52356405
>two entities do this
>each one loses 300m
>>52356448
Yeah you'd rather stay in front of your computer screen for the rest of your life anyways and fap your life away ;^)
>>52356440
>the expected value of the ticket is almost higher than the cost of the ticket.
Yea, but how does this relate the average person who buys 1-2 tickets?
buy this
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/4MgJ6h
>>52356484
Non-free BIOS
Non-free GPU drivers
Non thanks
i would empty every popular website of computer parts and burn it in a pile weekly on youtube.
Then after a year i would say im tired and that im donating 1 part to each person.
What i would send in the mail would be parts that i burned.
>>52356472
Because at a 5min payout I'd still have to work to maintain my quality of life, not enough reward to get me to literally burn money for no benefit.
At 800mil, that's just so filthy fucking rich you're pretty much a god. Worth $2 just to have good feeling of knowing I *might* win. The entertainment value is worth the $2.
>>52356504
>>52352075
You have six months to claim your winnings, right? How do they know no one has won yet and isn't just sitting on it until they get their shit in order?
>>52356495
i just picked the mosat expensive (compatible) parts. I'd build it on live stream, then right after it boots into the OS. id smash it into 5million pieces
>>52356540
The record the numbers people buy, so they know how many people won and where. They just don't know who until someone claims it.
I would fund a bunch of shelters for prostitutes/homeless girls.
>>52356540
Man that would be even worse, everyone would be hyped week after week waiting for that one guy who won but didn't cash in the prize.
You'd be all over the news and on every talk show for months until you came out and claim it.
>>52356611
you mean a harem ?
Make anime real.
>>52356611
At your new mansion?
I'd move out to rural California, and buy everything I needed to live there comfortably for the rest of my life. I'd live quietly, and be one of those people who's rich but nobody knows why. I'd probably have a Tesla and a really nice computer.
Move into a random small American town, population under 5,000. Proceed to buy up all real estate on the market, then convince residents to sell, until I own a substantial amount of the housing. Use my money to corrupt and gain total control over city officials, get zoning laws rewritten in my favor, become a massive slumlord. Buy all the businesses in town and become the only source for jobs, food, shelter.
After hiring a financial advisor and making sure i'm settled for life and able to do essentially whatever I want I would probably fund a game studio to make my DREAM GAME. [spoiler]Or just fund kojima productions and buy out the Silent Hills and Fox engine from Konami[/spoiler]
>>52352075
>my & my parents' car loans
>Aston Martin V12 Vantage (my dream car)
>rice it out
>college is already paid for so...
>new house for the 'rents w/ an in-law apartment for me
>granite countertops & french doors in that house
>enough anime posters to line every wall & ceiling in my apartment save for a few
>the few remaining walls will have several glass cases stocked completely w/ anime figures
>Shana sits on a throne on the top shelf, with Shiro to her left, and Est to her right
>put two tsunderes (Aya Komachi & Claire Rouge) in the back to balance out the dere ratios a bit
>tons into low-risk investments cuz I'm a pussy
>also some precious metals & possibly cryptocurrencies for the impending economic collapse
>when/if the stock market recovers, start shorting - make bank
>survival foods/supplies
>supplies for a zombie outbreak survival kit
>learn to count cards, separate account solely for blackjack - make bank w/ that
>whatever is left will be shoved away for a rainy day, or if there's alot, see: low-risk investments
What year is it?
>>52353054
you should see the website it looks like 2003
http://www.powerball.com/pb_home.asp
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>>52356957
>wins $800 million
>still wants to live with his parents
>>52352075
Buy Richard stallman some soap and a kids cartoon dvd set for him to jerk off to
>>52356644
God no you wouldn't want to live with homeless girls and prostitutes.
Its just the humanitarian thing to do, they have shitty lives and nobody likes them.
Better get him some scented lotion while you're at it.
Tyrone's 1.3 Billion dollar crack party
