32c3 discussion
streams: http://streaming.media.ccc.de/32c3/
today's plan: http://fahrplan.top/congress/2015/Fahrplan/schedule/1.html
today's talks are starting in 10 minutes
...nothing exciting as of now though it seems.
None of the morning ones seem interesting.
>>52099196
>>52099196
Es gibt kein Ton! Hilfe!
>Konstanze and Frank
into the trash it goes
>>52099379
>"over 9000"
>nobody laughing
>>52099379
at least it's no mudslime-"newcomer".
>>52099278
>Profiling (In)justice
wat
>>52099451
http://fahrplan.top/congress/2015/Fahrplan/events/7264.html
sjw
What are you going to watch today?
>Net Neutrality in Europe
>Evolution of Brain-Computer Interfaces
>apertus° AXIOM
>One year of securitarian drift in France
>Vector retrogaming
>The Perl Jam 2 (Expecting some great banter and salty Perl Dinosaurs)
>How hackers grind an MMORPG: by taking it apart!
>>52099626
u suck
>>52099626
not sure yet, nothing is really sticking out. maybe "jugend hackt" because I took part in it earlier this year.
Is anyone actually here?
I would do a meetup. But then I am scared to meet 4chan people afk so I don't know
>>52099707
There were a couple yesterday as well as a few lainons apparently.
>>52099707
I'm here
>>52099626
>Sicherheit von 125kHz Transpondern
>Sicherheit von App-basierten TAN-Verfahren
>Rowhammer.js
>Let's Encrypt
>Pearl Jam 2
>Logjam
Pearl Jam from last year was pretty good
https://media.ccc.de/v/31c3_-_6243_-_en_-_saal_1_-_201412292200_-_the_perl_jam_exploiting_a_20_year-old_vulnerability_-_netanel_rubin#video
>>52100289
oh god please no
>>52100289
>>52100326
>Pearl Jam
Never forget the Perl butthurt from last year.
Best time of the year.
>>52099938
Post feet
>at work
>forgot headphones
shit
>>52100570
It's computer security. You could pass it off as work related. For example a lightning talk just promoted their project for breaking NFC.
>nothing good before 16:00
>>52100570
https://subtitles.media.ccc.de/
>>52100549
>>52100624
OVER THE LINE
So, who is going to the KinkyGeeks Bondage Workshop? I'll be there :^)
>tfw fnord news tody
I need some beer
>>52100680
>pro coffee brewing
Cool
>>52100624
Thanks
>>52099196
need irc hall 2
>>52100836
also link to irc data is dead
>>52100836
it's #32c3-hall-2 at irc.hackint.org
So AVM Routers are the best ones. I knew it
>>52100878
thanks a lot.
Wait what
>>52101022
TED CALL BILL GATES IT'S AN EMERGENCY
Wtf why was there a Keynote from a a Economic Immigrant when she doesnt know anything about hacking?
>>52101082
it was necessary to reach the minimum required diversity quota
>>52101115
The best part was when she shouted "OPEN THE GATES FOR EVERYONE" the CCC is sometimes really a fucking Kindergarten
>>52101082
>Economic Immigrant
THAT'S A MICRO-AGGRESSION!
THE PROPER WORD TO USE IS "NEWCOMER".
>>52101172
The good thing is that in the Heise Forum about that Keynote everyone hated this Woman
>>52101126
>>52101181
>>52101172
>>52101082
wasn't her keynote pretty much a huge GIBSMEDAT!?
/pol/ was right, /pol/ is always right..
>this is CCC
>>52101234
on the next CCC we will introduce a Feature to check for "Böse Menschen" because we cant allow "Böse Menschen" at our Congress
>>52101234
>Macs
l33t hax0r xD
>>52101234
osama didn't do nothing wrong
>>52101082
Presumably she hacked the immigration system and entered the country through a backdoor.
>>52101342
Thats brillant. She is like the master Hacker
>>52099196
Well 32C3 just made it to the national news in a land where nobody on TV puts anything besides domestic politics and politicians sucking dick.
Kudos.
>>52101924
Yeah, but the only talk that was actually features was the one about "muh refugees" I'm kind of mad.
>>52102124
Well nothing else can be understood by the general public. It has to be political kneejerk clickbait or it's not news.
>>52102124
Its was some talk about credit cards and their safety in using or some shit like that.
Yo arisum! Yo!
>talking about brainwave piracy
>Using google docs
The irony.
>>52102227
How irrational, using the best tool for the job!
Anyone else listening to this fag and his bullshit? Maybe the reason foreigners are "profiled" is that rape and crime has increased 100 fold in correlation with foreigners arriving. Y'know, cultures that are incompatible with their host culture?
>>52102286
I knew it was going to be SJW denial so I avoided it.
>It's racist to think there are differences in races
>>52102286
>Y'know, cultures that are incompatible with their host culture?
There is no such thing as incompatible cultures,there is only uneducated people coming from very very low class from their country.
When they enter better society they do what they did in their home because of ignorance and plain stupidity and you allow them to do so with the whole refugeeeeeeeeeees welcome thing.
>>52102372
Sure, street shitter. Never been out of your country, eh? Now please tell me how you're well travelled and can talk 6 languages fluently.
>>52102465
Sure thing bud.
Not everyone is 16
Anyone watching Plunge into Proxy Politics ?
>>52102730
Any good? I was considering watching it later.
>German banks in charge of security
>>52102736
No lol
They have uploaded the first batch of videos.
https://media.ccc.de/c/32c3
>>52099196
Jesus the talks are horrible.
Aside from the x86 talk all of them have been pretty meh so far.
>>52103090
b-but muh diversity.
>>52103154
Mostly agree. Console Hacking was hype as fuck though.
are you ready, /g/ ?
>>52103783
waifu claimed
thanks Intel
>MEME
>>52103808
Clementine is a boy's name too in europe
>the talk on DSP has been cancelled
well shit
>>52099196
Ling in Hall 6 looks interesting. Shit's from Inria like OCaml and Coq.
did he forget to turn off f.lux?
>>52104682
who? CA guy?
>>52104719
yes, his screen is all orange
Why? Why vocal fry. Just listen to this guy. FUck. What is it with this shitty self inflicted speech impediment?
hmmmmm, free certificates for anyone? this surely can't backfire...
>>52104779
Why are you so mad?
>>52104813
It's worth a go dude.
Problem with CA is that it costs money to run servers and such, not that there should be a 'barrier to entry' to stop abuse.
>>52104814
Just quit smoking.
>>52104813
I also think like that. How does it even work?
>>52104921
Well isn't that what the talk is for? Get more information at their website: Letsencrypt.something
>>52104813
What could go wrong?
>>52104813
Backfire how?
I'm watching the Ecuador thing. Some summary is that the government hired 'hacker mercenaries' (My term, professional hackers are a real thing dudes), to build detailed reports on journalists, cartoonists, and such, with physical surveillance.
IE, the same kind of shit the FBI was pulling on MLK
>>52104965
Impersonation, e.g. Indians getting a certificate for googie.com
But then again, it's probably about time that somebody challenged the requirement of being verified by some commercial authority to be able to deploy HTTPS on your own website
>>52105030
You know how domain validation works?
Apparently not.
>>52105030
>Impersonation, e.g. Indians getting a certificate for googie.com
domain verification is still a thing you know...
>>52105057
>>52105060
Did you notice the intentional typo?
If yes and I'm wrong, feel free to enlighten me.
>>52105030
>google.com
>verified by indianpakisandnigger.in
looks legit
>>52105089
https://letsencrypt.org/
Learn all you want.
I think this is great. HTTPS really does need to be easier and cheaper to implement.
>>52105089
Who do you justify the denial of a certificate for googie.com?
>>52105094
And you just got fooled into entering your Google password on https://googie.com
>Ecuador journalists getting BTFO'd by a questioner
My keks
call rms +49402318896576
Applebaum?
>>52105288
Yep. I know that voice.
>>52105288
>>52105316
Yup
>>52105244
? what happened?
"Hi I'm <whoever> and during my spinal cord surgery I listen to Fairrydust FM"
>>52105288
His comments actually tickled a new part of my brain- I hadn't thought that the intelligence services had actually compromised the governments they were created by. I mean I saw it coming, I just thought it was still in the future, that we could still reign them in. I remember typing things along the lines of 'how long until the personal information collected by the NSA on politicians is used to pressure policy?' Turns out that was yesterday.
>>52105349
Accusations of hyberbole mostly.
Stream go down for anyone else?
>>52105383
>Stream go down for anyone else?
Yeah. The speaker made a cut-throat gesture as Appelbaum was speaking tho. Probably got kicked out the hall as they were outta time
>>52105383
https://cdn.c3voc.de/s2_native.opus works
>>52105415
Yeah figured. Applebaum just wouldn't stop talking
>>52099196
you ready for perl jam 2 guise?
>>52106103
already sitting in the front row
>>52106103
Stream's offline.
>>52106103
time for more spergery
got a question about the GFW talk from yesterday
he mentioned a new Tor pluggable transport based on webRTC, Anyone know what that is?
>>52106130
works for me (TM)
watching webm hd stream
>>52106125
I hope I'm not sitting next to you
>>52106206
yeah i think you are
>>52106189
Looks like their cdn switched sources. Had to reload.
>>52106206
Neat.
I'm gonna crash the stage in 5 minutes. Be there shortly guys, watch out for me. I'm in my super hero outfit - Captain Patriarchy.
>>52106260
which stage
>>52106275
ALL THE STAGES
>>52106290
>>52105030
>Tfw I just purchased a luxury home on Googie.com
Thanks anon.
>>52106149
anybody?
i'm not the only one that's gonna grep through some bigger pearl projects tonight, am i?
this guy is a pro memester
>>52106545
Surely not, if I wasn't so lazy.
>>52106549
a supreme meme machine
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
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amazing talk
6/10 on the memes
![s1_native_sd[00:20:54.080].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MFkSWBZ.jpg "s1_native_sd[00:20:54.080].jpg")
>>52106662
thanks for saving me the time to watch the video, appreciate it
>>52106662
>>52106222
Wanna grab a beer?
![s1_native_sd[00:24:24.320].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4MNP2Fa.jpg "s1_native_sd[00:24:24.320].jpg")
this fucking hoodie is gud
>>52106724
nah all beer i tasted here so far was shit
tschunk?
I get the feeling he realy doesn't like perl
>>52106753
Alright, if you can find it somewhere
>>52106755
but he JUST said it's fun
>>52106701
ah, yes Perl. The language most commonly used for bioinformatics algorithms. So outdated. RIP, I can't believe all these genetic biologists abandoned u brah.
>>52106786
Any source on that? I've only ever heard of them using Java.
MMO or VoLTE next?
>Attacking Data Teleportation
truly this is the future
>52107011
standing in the back of hall g, waiting for the other talker to finish
she just called xkcd "exceed"
not sure if i wanna stay now
the room feels tainted
>>52107011
Both seem good, MMO will be probably more about entertainment, while VoLTE seems like a more serious research.
>>52107011
I was planning on the Diffie-Hellman talk
Did we just get ANOTHER shout out in Hall G?
>>52107205
I don't know
did we?
>>52107083
>not sure if i wanna stay now
cleanse the room.
do Allah's work, son.
>>52107228
I think 4chan was namedropped, but maybe I just misunderstood something in German.
We got at least one mention yesterday, too.
>>52107236
careful with what you're saying, i'm a sandnigger and that's not the kinda watchlist i wanted to get on by coming here
What will you watch next guise?
Im kinda leaning into the MMORPG shits.
>>52106944
http://programmers.stackexchange.com/questions/92916/why-is-perl-so-heavily-used-in-bioinformatics
>>52107289
same
>>52107285
Can confirm. I can even borrow him my terrorist watch
>>52107285
too late, sadiq.
>>52107275
yesterday we were called not as bad as infchan
I don't know where we stand these days
>>52107327
>>52107359
should have listened to my mom when she told me not to come here without shaving...
>>52107429
We're at 32c3. we're already on a list.
>>52107453
yeah, the "confiscare their hard drives and shive your fist up your ass to make sure they're not taking any drugs with them" type of list, not the "potentially armed, extremely hostile and dangerous: shoot on sight" kind
shit shon i can't undershtand a shingle word you're shaying
Respect other people's prefered pronouns, please
>>52107531
damn i want the amigaos source code now
>friends
>>52107499
Congratulations for being added to the "Gefährderdatei Neuland".
Enjoy your newly awarded benefits!
The guy gets carried away, the talk is about his favorite game now.
>>52107560
the IPs at the congress are public, you can go get it from home, no need to be in the local network
>>52107617
that what he talking about? still don't understand a word
>>52107617
yea man what is this runesh of magic talk...
>>52107531
here's a better picture
>>52107627
Ofcourse I tried it, but I just get connection refused.
ccc is a leftists and sjw circlejerk
don't give them views you fucking idiots
>>52107627
>>52107652
same here
>>52107641
this has to be a parody right?
>>52107641
would douglas adams be a non-binary-genderfluid-tolerating sjw?
![s1_native_hd[00:07:59.755].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S97yZF3.jpg "s1_native_hd[00:07:59.755].jpg")
fuck the game talk, this crypto talk is great
>>52107673
These people are brain-damaged.
Who is this semen demon with wide hips?
>>52107670
management is pretty sjw and allowing shit like >>52107641
is retarded
but many of the people there are pretty based
>>52107670
nothing wrong with leftists
>>52107702
>>52107694
dudescreenshot-template=~/pictures/mpv-shots/%F[%P]
![creeper-cards[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jlxbLYX.jpg "creeper-cards[1].jpg")
>>52107673
afaik they handed out these three years ago
DAT FUCKING AUTIST HOLYSHIT
>>52107718
These were probably justified.
Pronouns though? What.
>>52107725
Would you rather listen to a self-proclaimed genderfluid trap with feminist agenda and no hexdumps?
>>52107670
go away /pol/
where do you think you are?
>>52107718
they weren't
it was a bunch of SJWs that just handed everyone at the entrance those cards and people thought it was part of the congress
i couldn't come 3 years ago sadly, probably would have collected the red cards on purpose
>>52107725
yeah he reminds me a lot of an autistic friend of mine, except my friend talks a lot more monotonous
>>52107694
Nadia Heninger.
>what kind of friendship you need is.......you can't do it alone
>>52107641
"Accidentally" tear it down faggot. And stop by their booth and shit on it.
>>52107694
I don't know, but her brain seems to be cable-connected to her butt.
>>52107871
11/11, would factorize numbers with.
>>52107925
>>52107954
>>52107954
If I gave this card to a SJW tumblr whale I'd be accused of advocating violence towards them. Hypocritical reprobates.
what the fuck. how the fuck did export grade crypto even happen? government needs to stay the fuck out of crypto.
>oh yeah
>PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY USE THIS FOR MALICE
kek
SHEES IS WEEWY FUN TO DOE!
I would analyse her butt on my face
>>52108244
nadiah let's dance
What's up with the frustrated virgins ITT?
>>52108302
ikr I'm running out of red cards.
>>52108302
What's up with the frustrated virgins on this board?
FTFY
I wonder what that autists name is
>>52108396
say what you like but that's a nice domain he has.
>>52108396
yeah gotta admit though it was one of the few talks i didn't fall asleep at yet
barely understood anything he said and it was still pretty interesting
and how many people do the demo gods smile upon like they did with him
>>52108576
he managed to keep it interesting despite his autism and you can tell he truly enjoyed doing this
this is the reason I watch these talks
>>52108616
i feel, anon
>>52108396
I fell asleep half way in.
Oh well
SSL/TLS or pacemaker hacking?
>>52108718
Iridium hacking
them satellites comms ain't decrypting themselves
>>52108718
are you streaming? if so go pacemaker hacking, if you're here and you speak german go into the iridium talk and stay in there to save a seat for the fnord jahresrueckblick
plus that space shit be interesting
>>52108718
TLS for me
wot we watching then?
>>52108828
unpatchable
>>52108828
CloudFlare guy
BEEP
ded
>>52108921
And then everyone was deaf.
>>52107694
>>52107871
>>52108269
she hawt as fuck
dayum
>penetration testing
>>52109187
this talk is slow but interesting.
>>52109187
keked at ya.
I'm really enjoying this presentation
>>52105113
HTTPS is not cheaper to implement. If cost is your reason, don't implement HTTPS.
>>52107641
is "my liege" a pronoun?
>>52109921
cheaper than before
Will notch make presentation about: "I am so depressed with my 2 500 000 000 $"?
I was reading article about him on main news website from my country and I live in shithole.
>>52107641
that's retadet
To sum up: goto fail;
- we suck at implementing protocols and
- ssl/tls are vulnerable as shit
did i get that right?
>>52110008
notch will certainly not be at this conference
safe space do not cross
>>52106731
I wanted to sell these after the talk, didn't have time though
>Perl got shit on
>NSA got shit on
>bad protocols got shit on
>proprietary software vendors got shit on
It was a good day.
>>52111051
heh
>>52111051
fuck u perl hatter
>mfw Perl Jam 2
so any of you here and wanna get drunk?
it's 4AM and i'm not shitfaced, looking for someone to drink some more with
>>52102259
you can't read, can you.
>>52113853
don't drink and drive please
>>52107641
would you rather prefer "gaylord" as your pronoun?
>>52107702
as long as you keep em in the gas chamber
where can I find an archive of these streams?
>>52116192
https://media.ccc.de/c/32c3
There. Takes a while for the recent stuff to get uploaded (like a day)
>>52101082
>a somalian woman is lecturing germans on how to do business
>>52105344
Why is he wearing a chicken suit?
>>52116321
It's a ghillie suit.
To help prevent being spotted by enemy snipers
What happened to "The state of Internet Censorship"?
I missed it live and now it's not on https://media.ccc.de/c/32c3
Was it cancelled?
>>52116374
It wasn't edited yet, you can find it here
https://streaming.media.ccc.de/32c3/relive/
You will have to skip a bunch of pre-stream stuff.
>>52116448
Oh okay, thanks. So they don't get edited in order- There was a bunch of day 2 stuff edited in the archive.
>>52116474
aliens
>>52116714
Aliens used our bog roll?
>>52116724
possibly
IDABuddy sounds useful https://github.com/tmr232/IDABuddy
