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What's the best /g/-approved adblocker today?
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>>51968180
/etc/hosts
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Fuck off
>>>/wsr/
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pfSense, everything on your network ad free
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>>51968180
ublock origin
Next time, ask /wsr/
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>>51968221
>>51968208
Go suck a raging cock, motherfuckers.
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>>51968240
Fuck off to the correct board, newfag
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>>51968240
/wsr/ is the new board for tech support and consumer recommendations, post it there.

>>51968252
the board is less than a day old, give people time to know more about it.
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>>51968264
>>51968252
I've been using g to get the best insight over technology since you still wore diapers, and I'll keep using it until I die.
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>>51968180
Take your Redmorph shilling and fuck right off.

uBlock Origin is literally the only answer, there's not a single reason to use any other browser based adblocker over it.
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>>51968288
Sure. that's why you don't even know what fucking adblocker to use.
Fucking retard.
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>>51968288
see, this is why you don't spoonfeed retards
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>>51968298
>>51968305
CHANGE THE QUESTION TO: What adblocker are you using?

Are you happy now? It's not a tech support question. I want to know what you use.
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>acceptable ads
lel'd
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>>51968330
Yeah, that's a dealbreaker for AdblockPlus... Redmorph has no whitelist though, so I'm more inclined to use it instead.
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>>51968326
That's not what the OP says. This is not a forum. Also, the answer has been posted at least once ITT.
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>>51968344
>Redmorph
Nobody uses shit. Fuck off.
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>>51968344
>claiming to use a proprietary adblocker with payware features

leave this fucking board, shill
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>>51968326
Ublock Origin.
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i sometimes lube up my hand and fist myself while waiting for an episode to finish downloading. i pull it out when it's finished and then there is shit all over it and it gets on my chair and my mouse as i stop the start of the upload because i ain't seeding for some faggots. then i star watching and forget about all the shit on my hand and i rest my head on my hand and the shit gets all over my face and sometimes in my hair
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UBlOCk OrigIN UbLOCK orIgiN Ublock OrIgIN uBLoCk oRIGIn
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UblOcK ORIgiN uBLoCK origiN UblOCK OriGiN
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>>51968366
It's pretty new, but the benchmarks show that it blocks more than the rivals.
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>>51968288
>>51968326
Lol u mad, lololololol, yes of course I'm mad. I'm mad by the fact that you think you can tread in here with your dirty boots reeking of underage b& and Gaia, and I'm even more mad that anons around here aren't doing shit to correct it.

See, this is why 4chan is so fucking shit. Just get the fuck out and stop adding to the cancer.

/g/, this is the result of your lax attitude towards newfags. In the past, we would collectively put down these faggots. But now, you just let them be, and now they think THEY can put down the true population of /g/. This is what happens when you don't take an active stance in correcting these newfags, and I hope you don't complain when this place falls into a shithole even deeper than the one we already have.
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https://rbt.asia/g/thread/S51917721
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thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!
omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op
thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with
op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op
WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE
super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom
oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10
holy penis i shat pics of spiderman
epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
I’m watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can’t hear shit thx op 10/10
your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10
op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
awesome porno op I came in a poor man’s suit pocket.
I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!
thx OP! I had balck labador retriver dog and i cam on him now i have Dalmatian dog
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>>51968395
You should be executed, shill.
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>>51968297
yeah... Im liking Redmorph too. they do the needful for the best blocking capacity.
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>>51968395
>benchmarks
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>mfw
>mfw
>2011
>that feel when girls poop out they're butts
>ISHYGDDT
>who are you quoting D:<
>okay.jpg
>try to walk to dinasaur
>I dunno teh saources
>I know that feel
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>you're waifus ded wat do
>mfw when i have no pokeface.png
>dinasaur turns into a dragon and flies away
>holy shit im flying to O__O
>le fu :DDD
>tfw
>le dogecoin
>who tumblr here xD
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>flying spaghetti monster.exe
>mfw
>I Sure Diggity Do
>Thats where you are wrong, kid. /g/ is my personal tech support.
>le xD
>WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOO
>4chan is not anime related.
>I SWAGGY DAGGY
>LOL I TROLED HARD XD
>IMBLYIGN
>I SHIGGETY DIGGETY SHOOBY DOOBY POKEMANS
>GORILLAH WELFAHRE LEL
>lol /jp/ is so shit
>Ishiddy didgeridoo
>not greentexting
>I Shiggy-diggy ding dong dig-dog
>Gorilla warfare
>SAUCEEE
>LOOL MY GF IS COOL ^___^
>KLK is MOESHITS GUISE XDDDD
>i say le /sp/ here u r all nerds ^^
>flying on my dinasaur
>I SHIGGIDY DIGGITY SKAY BEE DAY YO DA DOWN DO IM A SCAT MAN
>see dead baby on the sidewalk
>mvq quand :(
>hiigyshiggydadoo
>lets have a fappu thread
>implying I, as a guy, will ever breast feed a baby
>that feel when males can lactate out they're nipples
>BUENO.gif
>Post or you're waifu dies
>le ragecomic.jpg
>give my dragon bro a high five
>BUENO.gif
>>_>^ ^<_<
>now i poop in my pussy every day because i enjoy yeast infections
>ISHYGDDT
>/v/ is bettar then u bc dragonss
>you're waifu does fart what do u do xD
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>scoobidobidoo
>mfw
>2015
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>>51968395
Their own benchmarks of questionable veracity considering they count packets instead of requests or bytes.

In the end it is the blocklist in use and the features. Redmorph doesn't have the advanced features that ublock does and it has a shitty word filter thng too.
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>>51968180
Wit
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thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.
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>>51968464
Hey friend. Can you please post me an peer reviewed benchmark as intensive as the one made by Redmorph? The only benchmarks for uBlock were made by Raymond himself.
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON MY RETURN FLIGHT HOME FROM MADRID ON HOLIDAY, I WAS AGHAST TO LEARN THAT THE AIRLINE PATRON SEATED IN FRONT OF ME HAD BECOME OVERLY INDULGENT IN THE COMPLIMENTARY SPIRITS OFFERED BY THE FLIGHT CREW. HIS UNRULY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS THE OTHER PASSENGERS WARRANTED A SWIFT AND RATHER UNSOLICITED EXERSIZE SESSION OF HIS VULNERABLE ANAL CAVITY. STANDING TO SPEAK HARSHLY TO THE MAN, MY WONDERFULLY WICKED WOMAN WOOING WONDER WIENER FELL TO THE FLOOR OF THE AIRCRAFT WITH A TERRIFFIC THUD FROM THE BERMUDA SHORTS THAT HAD SOMEHOW CONTAINED IT PREVIOUSLY. HIS SCREAMING PLEAS FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS ECHOED IN THE OTHERWISE SILENT CABIN, AND I SUSPECT THEY WILL RING FOREVER IN THE EARS OF THOSE WHO BORE WITNESS TO THE DRAMA AND FERVOR WITH WHICH MY GREATLY-GIRTHED GATLING GONADS PIERCED BOTH HIS HERSHEY HIGHWAY AND THE SANCTITY OF HIS VERY SOUL IN UNISON. UPON SATISFACTION OF MY LESSON HAVING BEEN TAUGHT, I RELEASED ONTO MY ADMIRING ONLOOKERS A TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI THAT MADE UNWILLING MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB OUT OF EVERY PERSON ON BOARD FLIGHT 606 TO NEW YORK CITY. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Hello /g/. Over time I have learnt a lot from this hacking board, so I feel it's time to give something back to the community. Now I feel I have to give something back. So for your enjoyment and education, here is a starting guide to becoming a Hacker.
*DISCLAIMER* THE FOLLOWING IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. I DO NOT ENDORSE ILLEGAL HACKING OF ANY FORM
/DISCLAIMER

First, let's talk about the hacker mentality. It's mature and complex. You need to understand that hacking is not something just any kid can learn in one day. To be a proper hacker takes months, sometimes even up to a year. Complete mastery of the Command Prompt and Notepad++ (explained below) is very complex.

Now you're prepared for the road ahead, I'll walk you through modifying your OS so it is suitable for hacking purposes. You have only one choice of OS when it comes to being a hacker - Windows. Windows is the oldest and most stable OS, and it also has a nice UI (which stands for User Interface by the way, as all true hackers know). Windows can also be obtained for free, but that's a very complicated procedure and should only be attempted by veteran hackers.

Here are some programs you can use to make your desktop more Elite:
Rainmeter - can be used to install and hack system information like RAM (speed) and Hard Drive (amount of memory).
Deviantart - has lots of cool hacker desktop backgrounds.
Internet Explorer - this allows you to connect to the web, which is a vital meeting place for hackers worlwide. You can find fellow hackers in the Deep Web. The main meeting ground for experienced hackers is 4chan's very own >>>/b/.
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>>51968489
At least he measured reasonable things like memory usage, CPU time and connections.
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Ok, now for the important parts. Hacking tools. First of all, you are going to want notepad++. This is what hackers use to write malicious code.
Now that you can program correctly, I'll teach you how to Ping a website to uncover it's IP (Internet Persona) address. Open the Command Prompt. Type ping.[site] - for example ping.4chan.org - and you will bruteforce the system into handing over its IP.
These are the two main tools for advanced hacking.

Now for another important part of hacking which is often overlooked - security. Although the seasoned hacker is always one step ahead of his government, it's important to employ constant vigilance. To remain anonymous while you hack the internet, always connect through a proxy service, such as unbl0ckd and hidemya$$. These sites will make you untraceable. Another encryption method you should always be using is Windows' Hidden folder utility. To hide a folder, right click on it and click properties. Check the 'hidden' box. The folder will now remain undetectable unless you make hidden folders visible. It is highly unlikely that anyone with no prior hacking/Modding experience will have the skills to do this.

/XxX_-_XxX Complete Guide To Become A Dangerous Hacker XxX_-_XxX

~Legion
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Just block ads with your host file. works on linux, windows and ios
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Make fake facebook account

Add girl as friend.

The SECOND she adds you, deactivate your account.

She now can not unfriend you, and she thinks you have deleted her.

Then, every day, at 5AM reactivate your account and lurk pictures

Remember to deactivate it everytime you leave.
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This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.

It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrates your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles.
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your
ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its
dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will
hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car
radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give
you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is
the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things
we hold most dear.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up
and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
and refill your skim milk with whole.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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>Have friend who claims he is good with computers
>Go around his house
>He uses Windows 98 theme
>pokerface.jpg
>He wants to show me some animes (lol weeaboo)
>He opens some pre-historic media player which looks like it is from windows 98
>I ask him, why doesn't he use VLC?
>he said it's is shit
>I say lol no! it's the best durr al the people on TPB recommend it.
>He puts on Something Experiments Rain or something , said I would like it.
>Some little girl jumps of a roof
>I say it's terrible
>He called 'ME' an idiot
>Mfw
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>be -2
>compiling kernel modules
>the doctors film a documentary about me
>pirate it
>it sucks ass
>I don't want to begin living on this planet anymore
>hack into hospital machines
>kill mother
>make this post before I get to be born
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>>51968489
>The only benchmarks for uBlock were made by Raymond himself.
And they are clearly documented and you can reproduce the same tests if you want to.

Unlike Shillmorph he benchmarks relevant stuff.
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>>51968489

Pal what do you get from shilling for your shitty closed source unnecessary piece of shit software?

You'll be better off at chrome forums
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THE WONDERFUL MAGICAL WISHING TREE
by Spewdude666


Once upon a time there were two little Princes who lived with their
Granpma the King in the Enchanted Forest as both their parents had been
killed in a horrible incident with a salad shooter, both their mother who
had been a raven haired cheerleader at ENCHANTED FOREST POLYTECHNIC HIGH
SCHOOL as well as a candy striper at the local VA hospital before
becoming a renowned veterinarian and their father- a 5'5" powerhouse of a
dynamo and Dessert Storm Veteran who was also a Civil War reinactor.
Prince Donnie and Prince Lonnie were very special little princes, because
their fondest desire was to one day become Princesses with real girl
bits.

Their Grandpa was a kind and wisely old soul, who beknew whereof their
plight. So one Easter Sunday after Church he took them out into the most
enchanted part of the Enchanted Forest until they came to a mighty oaken
oak tree which was made of oak.

"This tree that which you behold before your eyes is a very powerful and
magic tree. Do you know why this is so, dear grandchildren of mine, Danny
and Manny?"

"Is it a Transbike Tree?" queried Lonnie.

"Why no," chuckled the kindly oldster, "But that is an excellent idea for
a story, or a few dozen virtually identical stories. This, oh beloved
progeny of my Loins, is The Wonderful Magical Wishing Tree. One need but
believe in the magic of the Wonderful Magic Wishing Tree to have their
Fondest Wishes granted!"

"Really?" piped Timmy and Jimmy in unison. And immediately wished their
wishes to become real girls.
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>>51968600
"So we shall awaken tomorrow as the princesses we always beknew ourselves
to be, riding our menstrual cycles into the Mysteries of Womanhood?"
interrogated Donnie.

"No, I fear that you must be patient. Trees are very old and their sense
of time is not as ours is. But soon, I assure you, if you but have faith
in the Power of Magic.

"Oh, we do! We do!" chorused the youthful royals as one.

Time passed and soon Lonnie and Donnie were in High School ENCHANTED
FOREST POLYTECHNIC HIGH SCHOOL, where they grew into gangly teens who
tried out and were accepted for the Cheer Team, wore pantyhose under
their boy clothes and dreamed about being able to menstuate instead of
being regularly sodomized by a local gang of non-tg-accepting bullies
with names like Bruiser and Snake Eyes who wore leather jackets and
snapped their fingers a lot and said "Yo! Bro! Let's fuck these sissy
twats like the unmanly transgenders they are haw haw haw!"

With every day that passed and they were still boys, with dangly boy bits
that all the gaffs in the world would not correct, Lonnie grew ever the
more skeptical of their wise old Grandfather's wisdom. And one day he
said "Why, I never heard such nonsense as that which our Grandfather
named Grandpa has told us! There is no magic in that stupid ol tree!"

"Soosh, dear Brother, and hold your tongue!" cautioned Donnie, "We need
but believe in the magic of the Wonderful Magical Wishing Tree for our
prayers to be answered. Is this not the Enchanted Forest?"

But rebellion took root in Lonnie's spirit to fan the flames of
rebelliousness and make him sew his wild oats, backtalking to his teacher
and his Grandpa alike and staying out all hours.
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>>51968616
"Mark my words," prognosticated King Grandpa, "No good shall come to such
a rebellious rapscallion as he. Whereas you Donnie have never lost your
faith. And any day now you shall become Queen of the Realm, for I am old
and I fear not long for this life."

Shortly after Donnie or Danny or whatever the hell his name was ran off
to go seek his fortune and indulge his many new vices in the Big Wicked
City, King Grandfather did quite indeed die, and Prince Donnie took the
helm of the ship of state in the Enchanted Forest where it was not always
clear sailing but he never lost his faith in the magic of the Wonderful
Magical Wishing Tree, for with faith miracles can and do happen. Though
the dutihood of Kingliness kept him busy, he oft wondered what became of
his sibling, who he once had assumed would be both friend and sister/co-
ruler of the Realm with him, but whom had heard nothing of for lo these
many decades.

Shortly after his Seventy-Seventh Birthday an elderly but still beautiful
woman arrived in a gilden carriage drawn by a plethora of gelded horses,
of whom old king Lonnie asked, "And who pray tell are you, my Good
Woman?"

"Oh Lonnie," she wept, "The years have not been kind to you. T'is I,
Donielle, the transwoman formarly known as Donnie. Who hast lived for
over fifty years as the woman you as of now behold, and the Gift of
Womanhood has been as wonderful as we had ever imagined in our Young
Dreams!"

"What?!" ejaculated King Lonnie forcefully, "You mean to say the tree
granted your wish, thou rakish gadabout of a wastrel, whilst I who took
care of Grandpa when he was old and enfeebled and beshitting his very
nightdress, and who have attended stayed to all duties and tediums of
soveirgnty have not as yet been blessed with femaleness? What justice
lies in this Unseemly Happenstance?!"
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>>51968626
"T'was not the tree that dids't convert me unto a member of the fair and
memberless sex, but planning and hard work. I got a good job, and saved
my money, and upon attaining sufficient funds sought the services of a
most clever physician who dwells in the City. And who through his surgery
and the regular quaffing of a draught containing the bodily humors of
pregnant mares, have attained this quite womanly body you espy before
you. For you see, Grandpa was quite mad, "Enchanted Forest" is naught but
a name for this dump of a wood it was my great pleasure to escape, and
moreover THERE IS NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS MAGIC!"

"Oh hapless happenstance!" cried the enfeebled and now quite distraught
King Lonnie, "For I could have done as you, and found fulfillment of all
my feminine desires. But I wasted away the years waiting for a magical
cure that took no effort, and now I am OLD and it is too late!!!!!!!"

And with much wailing and gnashing of teeth he ran off screaming into the
Enchanted Forest where there, from the stout and oaken branch of the
Wonderful Magical Wishing Tree he hung himself by the neck until he was
dead, dead, dead.

Dead.
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>>51968593
I'm all but an end user interested in getting the best from my computer
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>go to college anime club
>fat neckbeards watching Naruto on crunchyroll
>Ask them about currently airing anime
>The say they don't watch fansubs and never heard of those series
>Several of the series I mentioned were being streamed on crunchyroll, the same damn sight they were watching naruto on
>some other new members were there too
>they seemed cool and we talked about decent anime
I showed them some of my anime collection on my netbook
>landwhale president comes in with her neckbeard boyfriend who is apparently the VP
>She sees new members and jumps up and down.
>I'm the closest to her because I came in last
>she charges me, grabs me, gives a bear hug, and actually says glomp
>she smells like she hasn't showered in days.
>Can't breathe
>another new girl hides behind her boyfriend.
>landwhale finally lets go of me
>she talks about how it's great more girls are joining the club
>she grabs me again and starts groping my breasts, in front of a room full of neckbeards
>I tell her to stop.
>she says it's just skinship like in anime
>neckbeards reacting as you'd expect neckbeards to react to such a scene
>I break free and run out of the clubroom crying
>that girl who hid behind her boyfriend before runs after me
>she finds me in the bathroom still crying and comforts me
>a bit later we meet with her boyfriend, who gathered up my stuff after I ran out
>make friends with the two of them
>a month or so later hear that the anime club was shut down after the landwhale president and her boyfriend were found by the club's faculty advisor having sex in the clubroom.
That girl had no shame what so ever. There were other incidents with her doing similar things as well. It never for a second occurred to her that she was doing anything wrong groping another girl in a room full of guys or having sex in public. Turns out the core members of the anime club were mostly losers trying to avoid NEET status by taking a couple classes a semester.
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>>51968649
No you're not. You're a fucking snake doing guerilla advertising for a proprietary product. I recommend ingesting Drano.
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>>51968649
Fuck off, shill.
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>>51968649
Stop lying on the internet
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Ways to tell a show will be shit :

>Most of the cast is female but the MC is male
>A plot synopsis of basically cute girls doing cute girls
>The trailers show people smashing katanahs against each other
>Tsundere girls hits the MC repeatedly with no consequences
>A harem show with a trap. The MC obviously won't end up with the trap, so it's shit
>The words "mysterious transfer student" are in the plot synopsis or trailers
>Japanese magical girls/secret agents in skintight bikinis, D cup size breasts and hugely impractical weapons
>Flying mecha. Code geass turned to shit the moment the mecha started flying.
>The MC is described as an "ordinary highschool boy" and there is no credible explanation for why half a dozen girls want his cock
>Girl breaks into MC's house, no sex ensues, and she is allowed to be a freeloader
>People routinely stop fighting to trash talk each other
>People scream attack names or painstakingly explain how their techniques work to their opponents
>The MC is defeated but allowed to live because the villain finds him "interesting"
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>>51968679
I think that you've read Stallman's notes too much. Now you believe that people are simply unable to enjoy using software that isn't approved by him and need to be paid to do so.

Here's some news: most people in this world are using Windows and other software that isn't GNU-complaint.
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ITT: weird driving experience. paranormal things that have happened while driving. i always enjoy these.

this happened in late fall of 2011.
>me and friend driving
>he says "wanna see this creepy road i found?
>"sure why not"
>we drive out to charleston (like 20 minutes away from where i live. fucking ghost town)
>already in the middle of nowhere, take a dirt road that leads to even more nowhere.
>dirt road goes on for about 8 miles.
>finally see a post with 3 signs, to the left were church and cemetary, to the right, the sign was illegible.
>we take the left and go down this creepy ass dirt road that goes on for another 4 miles or so, its foggy as fuck because theres a lake nearby.
>up ahead, theres a dead animal in the road, at first we thought it was a baby.
>drive past it ,it smells like shit.
>get right in front of the church/cemetary, its broken down and rotting.
>feel uneasy, all the sudden the car dies.
>fuck that i'm not getting out to check
>sit there for 5 minutes texting friends telling them where we're at in case we die, or need help.
>all of a sudden, a big dude in dark clothing comes out of the treeline by the cemetary
>walking towards us,
>load .22
>when he's about 10 feet away, the car starts, we book it outta there.
>on the way back, the dead animal was gone?
>get home, shit brix and lock all my doors and windows..scared as fuck
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>>51968707
>Here's some news: Nobody here cares about your shitty inferior product. Fuck off.
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>Spending night at a friends house.
>Me and friend be 17. He lives about three miles away.
>Living out in the middle of nowhere in South Carolina.
>He comes and gets me, takes me back to his place.
>Play some Halo and other games, hear my phone making it's dying noises
>Search overnight bag for charger, find I left it at home.
>Tell friend I'm walking back home to go get it.
>It's about 2:30am.
>Lolokaybro.
>Our houses seperated by woods. Not very thick, actually rather sparse.
>Fuck it. I'll cut through the woods. There and back faster.

>Now the fun starts

>Walking through woods, first few minutes uneventful. Listening to Zune. Low volume so I can still kinda hear surroundings. I'm daring, not stupid.
> Suddenly heavy, violent wind picks up, almost throws me on my ass.
>Throw hands up reflexively to shield face.
>Wind dies, put hands back down.
>Bright white human-like face about ten feet away. Feel like it's slowly getting closer.
>It has cavernous black eyes, A terrifying grin with a sort-of elongated face and what appears to be an amorphous black "body" beneath it.
>OHGODWHATTHEFUCK.jpg
>Scream. Haul ass back toward friends house.
>Get to edge of woods, suddenly get violently pushed forward.
>Fall on face.
>Get up, look back towards woods, Very heavy fog around it that I don't remember being there.
>Fuck it. I can deal without a phone for a night.
>Back inside. Visibly shaken.
>Tell friend about it.
> "Oh, that's Eddie. He does that sometimes."
> Whatthefucknigga?.gif
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people are retards and always will be
>at work
>guy comes with an iPad
>guy: "THE IPAD IS BROKEN I CANT UNLOCK THE DAMN THING" (also he went on how shitty the device itself is)
>me: "it reads slide to unlock"
>guy: "oh i see, well i will come back later if this device gives me more trouble"
>guy leaves
>i had to go to the stockroom for a while because i could not hold my laughter.
almost as bad as the guy who brought his iMac so we could show him how to transfer photos from iPhoto to a thumbdrive
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>>51968707
Well there are two possibilities here:

1) You're a paid shill, doing your vile job.
2) You're doing it for free, advertising a company's mediocre and unnecessary product and getting absolutely nothing in return except for disdain from everyone around you. You are a goy of the highest caliber, and have become one of the most pathetic people on the face of the earth.

Which is worse?
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I once had to deal with someone who couldn't get his internet to work despite having a decent router.
Turns out he didn't plug in any of the wires (yes, the power input was unplugged too) because it was a "wireless router".

And that is the day I lost faith in humanity.
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>>51968707
So you now are resorting to making up fake stories on /g/ to justify your shitty taste in laptops?

This is a new low, even for macfags. If I had time to make a comic out of this of how it really happened, I would, but:

>sitting in class acting like you're the shit for using a mac
>regular guy with a laptop sits next to you
>says "you paid too much for your laptop hehe, just kidding though, my names ___"
>you get up and start spewing feces out of your mouth claiming how you use a superior OS and storm out of your intro to business class
>come to /g/ and post your version.
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>>51968707
>brother calls up, macbook is fucked
>he drops it off
>the only mac os trojan in existence is installed
>reformat
>install Arch Linux
>compile everything from source
>get superior rolling release minimal system
>force all daemons and proessces, x windows, etc required to be manually started (like they SHOULD BE)
>return macbook
>he calls up
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHAT DID U DO TO MY MAKBOK FUK U
I told him that Arch is even more hipster than OSX, after that he shut up.
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>>51968707
Jokes on you, house is rigged to explode when the PC is disconnected from the power.
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>>51968741
Why are you so afraid of Redmorph and assume that all of their users work for it?
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>>51968845

You know, I never liked this argument. It's like saying I should buy a bicycle over a car because I can legally drive the bike on the sidewalk and the road.
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>>51968845
Look at this shit, look at this stupid bullshit! "Your PC will restart in 13 minutes, 28 seconds." This shit comes up on my computer EVERY SINGLE DAY, AUTOMATICALLY. "Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates." Every single day. And every single day, I click "Later." You know why I click Later? Because there is no option to click "Never." I want to click Never! I never want to install these bullshit, meaningless, superfluous updates. I HATE THEM, I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES. Look at this shit, every day this comes up! And you know what happens when you click Later a few times, when a few days goes by, and you keep clicking Later and Later because you never want to fucking do it, you just want to put it off, this automatic bullshit that interrupts your work, and makes you turn off your fucking computer. You click later every day, and eventually it takes away the option to even click Later. It just says these are your only options, it's basically just putting a knife to your head, and just saying "you can either wait so we'll shut it off for you, or you can just, you know, bite the bullet and shut it off now." It doesn't even give you a choice to say No! It just comes up whenever it wants automatically, and says "fuck you, we're turning off your computer, no matter what you're doing in 13 minutes and 28 seconds." Look at this shit! I AM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER, I'M DOING IMPORTANT SHIT! WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL UPDATES? What updates, for more fucking spyware so the NSA can keep watching what i'm doing? Putting out my dick pics and watching me jack off? Spying on me? OBAMA YOU FUCKING NIGGER! I'M A RACIST, YOU MADE ME A RACIST.
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>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>mfw americans call motorised rollinghams "cars"
>mfw americans call Merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>mfw americans call genocide 'thanksgiving'
>mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>mfw americans call call meat water "gravy"
>mfw americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger
>mfw americans call fart tornadoes "bar mitzvahs"
>mfw americans call Whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "
>mfw americans call cold on the cob "popsicles"
>mfw americans call french toast "pussy bread"
>mfw americans call breaddystacks "sandwiches"
>mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>mfw americans call Montezuma's Revenge "water"
>mfw americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>mfw americans call a knitted wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>mfw americans call a rickedy-pop a 'gear-shift'
>mfw americans call wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs "toes"
>mfw americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
>mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>mfw americans calla pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>mfw americans call a shoot-go-bang a "gun"
>mfw americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightsbulb"
>mfw americans call blimpy bounce bouncea a "ball"
>mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>mfw americans call cobblestone-clippity-clops, "roads"
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>>51968180
Put a condom over the ethernet cord
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>>51968845
This reminds me of the people that try to find squirrels that have down's syndrome so they can keep then as pets.
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>>51968707

>most people are using proprietary cuckware

yeah, we know. go shill it somewhere else
>>
Just a reminder that the WWW is able to exist because of ads, if you want to continue having free access to websites then don't use an adblocker
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>>51969041
THIS. I wonder if adblocking people also see no problem in using counterfeit money.
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>>51969070
>>51969041
Hello OP, nobody cares about your thread.
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>>51968344
Redmorph dev no one is buying your shilling.
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Hold me tight
And make it never end
Never end , darling
I need to take a stand
And leave the past behind
You?ve got to turn me
Around from night to the morning..

Stay with me
You?ve got to stay with me
Hold on to stay with me
Ye-ye-ye-ye.

Stay with me tonight
?cause I love you
Stay with me tonight
?cause I need you
Stay with me tonight
?cause I love you, need you, want you, hate you and snob you

Stay with me tonight
?cause I love you
Stay with me tonight
?cause I need you
Stay with me tonight
?cause I need you , love you girl , you know I believe you
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>>51969041
having sex means getting naked
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Check it out, my name is Guy Doubleson.

I'm a 88 year old American Dubtaku (Doubles fan for you singles). I draw doubles on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Doubles games. (Double Dragon, Final Fantasy II, 999)

I train with my pointing finger every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through scripts because it is posted over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my pointing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Doubles fluently, both Czech and the Dublin dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Doubles history and their getting code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Doubles visa, I am moving to 4chan to attend a prestigious board to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an getter for /a/ or a doubles guy!

I own several suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to /a/ so I can fit in easier. I bow to my mods and oldfags and speak Doubles as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in /a/!
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>>51969139
Having a wild ride today, uh, Chris? You can keep shitposting. You won't silent us.
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>>51968344

>friend keeps on getting bluescreens after updating his gpu drivers
>tell him to rollback
>"How do I do that?"
>show him how, he's somewhat grateful
>after a while he keeps on going on about flashing his BIOS
>tell him don't fix what isn't broke
>he bricks his laptop
>Toshiba refuses to fix it
>offer him two hundred for it consider he abused it quite a bit
>"Nah I'm fine, I know I can fix it"
>six months later still hasn't fixed it
Some people.
>>51969180
Who the fuck is chris?
>>
OP here.
This is a (incomplete) list of things I have unboxed on /g/. And everyone has caused you to bitch and moan.

>Acer Predator
>GTX 480, two of them (Zotac)
>Logitech G13
>Logitech G 9x
>LED RAM fan
>HT Omega Claro sound card
>7.1 Headset
>HAF X case
>Hitachi DeskStar 1TB
>FX-8150


Good thing I like my PC in spite of the haters.
I have a something new comming in the mail and I KNOW /g/ will like it.
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>>51968180
Wtf is up with all the redmorph shilling? It sucks and is fishy as fuck. Everyone shilling it literally sounds like a paid shill, like those fake reviews that supposedly came off of social media developers put on their site.
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>>51969209
>house fire waiting to happen
>useless input device
>seriously, more logitech?
>would you like some soy sauce with that rice?
>one of the shittier $100+ sound cards
>i don't even have words for this


The HAF X is your only half decent purchase.
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>>51969233
It seems that Eyeo has already arrived to the thread to do some damage control. Fuck off. We don't want extensions with whitelists by default anymore.
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>>51969180

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/111143-orangutans-to-skype-between-zoos-with-ipads
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>>51969279
Don't worry shill, I am just an anon who wants this shilling to end :^)
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>>51969279
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.

PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
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>>51969279
>We don't want extensions with whitelists by default anymore.

Good thing uBlock Origin exists, is open source, and is entirely free without any sort of default whitelisting. Who would willingly install a proprietary closed source adblocking solution from a for profit organization? Only shills and and the mentally handicapped, apparently.
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>>51969233
It was probably developed by someone that frequently visits here or something. I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere else and prior to a few days ago no one had ever mentioned it here before. It just started showing up four days ago.
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>>51969279
/a/, today is my 23rd birthday. My mom came over today, and the only present she brought over was a box of condoms. Then she asked me why I haven't introduced her to any special girls yet.

I took a slight sigh and told her I didn't need the box of condoms. She replied "Well just take them anyway, for whenever you need them". I told her "No really, I don't need them. Just give them to my brother, I'm sure he'll find use for it. He is 17 after all..."

My mother gave me an annoyed look and asked "You are practicing safe sex...right?...". I knew she wouldn't get the hint unless I told her, so I said "Look, I haven't even kissed a person yet, much less even date one. I really don't need them, they'll just expire with me."

She continued on "But they expire in 2011..." I just said "Exactly" and she looked down at her bag that she brought it in and said "Oh okay then. Well, I just came to drop this off and say happy birthday anyway. I'm just going to drop by the bathroom before I leave." So I went to my room while she went on with her business. About 5 minutes later she comes into my room to tell me she's leaving. She hasn't been into my room since I moved in, but she always knew I was into anime stuff anyway (or "that korean stuff" as she says).

She laughed a bit and said "You told me you didn't have anyone special, but here you are sleeping with her every day." I looked at what she was pointing at, it was my Miyako body pillow on my bed. I said "Oh yea, right" and gave off a obviously fake laugh. So after that moment I walked her out the door and made sure she got out safely to the taxi before locking the door.

I looked on my table and saw the bag she brought the box of condoms in. I opened it up to find a Miyako figure inside also along with the condoms....
/a/, how the fuck did she know about my waifu?
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>>51969279

WOW SON, U BUT ANGREY. I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved, u ned to tak chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband. you are the gayest fgt in fgtopia, no u r the mayor. lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN? U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole. gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick "omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park" - You. ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit angr. SUMBUDY IS ANALLY ANGUISHED its lik u r seeding wit raeg
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>>51969364
It's just pretty new, but it's making a lot of fuss on the forums where gorshill himself was born (wildersecuritynet or something). People are starting to leave uBlock for its superior GUI.
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>2010
>that feel when girls poop out they're butts
>ISHYGDDT
>who are you quoting D:<
>okay.jpg
>try to walk to dinasaur
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw when i have no pokeface.png
>dinasaur turns into a dragon and flies away
>holy shit im flying to O__O
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>flying spaghetti monster.exe
>mfw
>flying on my dinasaur
>see dead baby on the sidewalk
>mvq quand :(
>implying I, as a guy, will ever breast feed a baby
>that feel when males can lactate out they're nipples
>BUENO.gif
>give my dragon bro a high five
>BUENO.gif
>_>^ ^<_<
>now i poop in my pussy every day because i enjoy yeast infections
>ISHYGDT
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw
>2014
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>>51969419
A responsible wrapper skips adblock within the center. The touch spaces 4chan over the freak.
4chan surfaces above the sexist. A suffering salary bakes each grandfather. The idealistic hate swings a nostalgia before the reassuring contour.
>>
This guy is paid to promote that thing.
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>>51969419
The daily heterosexual talks underneath 4chan. 4chan attains your eaten lesson. 4chan reasons beneath an idiot. This technology loosens adblock. Adblock busts an anonymous ideal below every sphere. Adblock opens 4chan. Adblock bangs against the ocean. 4chan succeeds around adblock. Does a sweeping engine butter the confining libel? 4chan rates adblock across a floppy steer.
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4chan withdraws without a hum. A holder spits next to the hot classic. A backspace pencils 4chan inside the idea. 4chan kids against the silly dive. 4chan multiplies. The junk slices adblock. 4chan deranges the tube next to her cutting style. 4chan plants adblock past the creep. 4chan yawns around adblock.
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>>51969279
>>51969419
Adblock crawls opposite a thinking greed. My corrupting librarian pretends without an embedded coffee. The statistic spins around 4chan. How will adblock run before the cumbersome medicine? Adblock marries the puzzle into the trained dummy.
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Unit bath industry off like heart common move young door mass development green loss conscious kettle private space love boy apple well need wash mist need brown burn blade metal credit why

invention card room

month across digestion

road early paste thing push look attempt week straight room private comb hook common high hanging mother

exchange step tail page other goat fire country laugh view effect new level stem deep sky neck instrument station.
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Building a new Gaming PC
What is the best
>Gaming hard drive
>Gaming SSD
>Gaming CPU
>Gaming Mouse
>Gaming Monitor
>Gaming GPU
>Gaming PSU
>Gaming Optical drive
>Gaming speakers
>Gaming soundcard
>Gaming Keyboard
>Gaming Motherboard
>Gaming CPU cooler
>Gaming USB cables
>Gaming mousepad
>Gaming flash drive
>Gaming power cable
>Gaming laptop
>Gaming toothbrush
>Gaming HDMI cable
>Gaming LAN card
>Gaming desk
>Gaming chair
>Gaming RAM
>Gaming case
>Gaming panties
>Gaming WLAN card
>Gaming LEDs in different colors
>Gaming 7.1 headset
>Gaming food
>Gaming lights
>Gaming screws
>Gaming Chipset heatsinks
>Gaming dust covers
>Gaming router
>Gaming PSU Gaskets
>Gaming cable covers
>Gaming wireless network cable
>Gaming cable sleeves
>Gaming socks
>Gaming RAM fans
>Gaming LCD-based fan controller
>Gaming water cooler
>Gaming radiator
>Gaming dragon dildo with gaming condom
>Gaming GNU/linux distribution
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>>51969419
It's new that means it should be pretty obscure. Why is the only mention of it seem to be on /g/? And why does every post about it seem to be wanting to convince everyone to use this brand new extension that has received very little vetting? ublock itself was around for like a year before /g/ started talking about it and the firefox version didn't come until months later.
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>>51969510
Well, it wouldn't be the first time a product gains instant popularity for being good.
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>>51969530
It has no popularity, it's an obscure chrome only proprietary extension that is being pushed on everyone by some giant samefag. I bet you're probably them.
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>>51969530
But it's not good. Also why would you still be in this thread if you were not a shill? Checkmate, retard.
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>>51969574

Their FAQ says that the Firefox and Safari extensions are on their way:


>Is the browser extension available on Firefox or Safari?
>No, but Coming Soon!

https://redmorph.com/help.html
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>>51969574
To be honest, addon repositories take some days or weeks to update that count.
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>>51968200
The YouTube hosts?
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>>51969607
Why are you still here if you're not a shill
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>>51969667
The same as you
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>>51969700
I'm here to shitpost. You're not.
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>>51969717
I originally came here just to talk about technology and chill, then somebody mentioned a program that I happen to like so I tried to clear up some falsehoods people spread about it
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>>51969856
>so I tried to clear up some falsehoods people spread about it
Where did that happen? In the first thread? Because that was obviously a shill.
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>>51969856
>I happen to like so I tried to clear up some falsehoods people spread about it

What falsehoods? Because it's objectively proprietary closed-source payware which should immediately exclude it as a choice for anyone who gives a shit about their privacy and security enough to expend the minimal effort necessary to install an adblocker.
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>shill still at it

should be a couple days until he leaves, and they'll send another sparingly throughout the weeks like discordshills. they are for the faggot lurkers that never post, and are completely easy to turn to the next shitty proprietary program.
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>>51969894
Every time it is mentioned, people start calling it a "botnet" or "paid software". It is a simple freeware developed by a decent, diverse small group of people. They offer other paid things (like VPN services), but that's of course optional. Do'nt you find that better than adding shady whitelists to the adblocker?
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>>51969928
No I don't, as uBlock doesn't have shady whitelists to begin with.
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>>51969928
Ublock Origin doesn't have a whitelist
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>>51969928
>decent, diverse small group of people

Great marketing lingo! I'll enjoy Redmorph turning out to be a Ghostery situation, wherein they'll harvest what kind of ads your blocking practices and sites you visit and various other data to sell off to other companies.
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>>51969947
>>51969961
uBlock may do a half-assed job good enough for you, but it has a limited GUI with plain text areas. It may appeal to Linux users used to command lines, but Redmorph has a very cool and easy to use UI instead.
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>>51969979
i can't believe this troll is working
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>>51969928
>>51969979
lel
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>>51969986
I don't know if this is a troll or shill any more.
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>>51969963
https://redmorph.com/privacyPolicy.html
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>>51969986
it is 0.30 USD a post.

probably wants to get something for christmas, or whatever.
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>>51970004
Just because they wrote some pretty text does not mean that it's the truth.
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>>51970000
>Occasionally we may work with consultants, contractors, and auditors to help us with overall improvement on several fronts. As such we may share your Panel Information and other non-personally identifiable information with these parties in limited circumstances, and from time to time, we may share this information to assist us in providing operational or research activities on our behalf. There are a few, rare circumstances when we may have to share some or all of your Panel Information either to obey the law or protect our rights. We may share this information only to comply with laws or legally enforceable requests, to uphold our own rights with members or third parties, or to prevent harm to others and their property in an emergency situation. In all instances, we will only share the minimum information necessary to meet the immediate need.

top fucking kek, guess what doesn't happen whatsoever with ublock? they shouldn't even have this information. adblocking is not something that should exist as a service, it should only exist entirely clientside. fuck right off.
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>>51970004
Adblock attacks before 4chan. Adblock rants in 4chan. Under 4chan recovers adblock. Adblock vends 4chan. Adblock vanishes.
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>>51970045
meant for

>>51970004
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>>51968180
uBlock Origin.

uMatrix if you want to be in control.
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>>51970038
Can't you say the same about everything then? Just because your Stallmanbeards say that some piece of code is completely safe, you'll never know unless you know all programming languages and inspect everything manually.

REcently on the news we've learned that you could hack by simply pressing backspace a couple of times. Until then, everyone told you it was completely safe.
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>>51970045

>>51970004
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>>51970060
there is policeman too
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>>51970075
hack Linux*
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>>51970075
you had a pretty good run but you've shown your hand, nice troll.
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>>51970075
>REcently on the news we've learned that you could hack by simply pressing backspace a couple of times.

lol the only part that was affected by that bug was grub and no distro even uses grub's authentication. I don't think anyone even used it in general, probably why it lasted so long.
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this thread needs more spaceships
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in this thread: idiots arguing over what's the best way to ruin the finances of webdevelopers and designers
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>>51970109
I'm pretty sure most Linux computers run Grub
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>>51970116
hello op
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>>51970137
None of them use grub's lockscreen for authentication. The only thing it does is bypass the lockscreen no one fucking uses that dummy
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>>51970116
>implying forcing "creatives" to get a real job isn't exactly what they need
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>>51970152
After you get past the LOCKscreen, you can do anything with enough patience and skills
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>>51970137
>not running LILO
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>>51970176
Yeah but you'd have to hack the OS itself first. The fact that you hacked grub is of very little significance. Windows and OSX don't even have lockscreens on their bootloaders, I guess they're completely unsecured by your logic.
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>>51970199
what is BIOS password protection
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>>51970208
Okay but there's nothing stopping you from setting a BIOS/UEFI password with a linux machine as well.
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µBo
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>>51970208
Something that comes before the bootloader.
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>>51970116
How can you justify causing harm to other people so you can profit from your hobby?
Stop begging for money and get a real job.
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>>51970116
Websites that rely on click/view based advertising deserve to die.

Everywhere else where advertising is used the advertiser pays the publisher to get their ads placed into the media, on the web the publisher sticks ads in their media in hopes of a return based on clicks/views.

In both cases the viewer has the option to not view or act on the advertising, only apparently it is not fair if we do it on the web.
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>>51970233
Seriously though this bug is pretty much useless. You could have bypassed grub's lockscreen even without it, all you need is a bootable media like a flash drive, a cd, or maybe even a floppy disk. Just write grub to it and then configure grub so it can boot the desired partitions on the disk. There was never a real need for this trick in the first place and considering that basically nothing uses grub's authentication it might have been better if the devs had just removed the functionality completely.
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>>51968330
>not being able to do literally 2 mouse clicks
Kek
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