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ITT: /g/ comics
>>51962250
> implying someone on /g/ is not a furry
>>51962402
What annoys me most about this image is that the fat fuck who made it was being 100% serious and wasn't making bait
>>51962250
To be exact it's a furry artist best known for his cub comics that make you sweat and wonder if it's crime if you had those on your computer but not anymore right now because you are afraid.
>>51962402
>>51962420
Who is he?
>>51962475
pepe
>>51962475
Ben Garrison
>>51962475
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Tom_Preston
>>51962446
>imagine being at computers
>so fat you look and see food
it still works kek
>>51962522
Isn't he a furry? I believe I have seem him as a SJW blue bear somewhere
It's hard to take comics in any way other than cringey when the characters have a furry persona.
>>51962736
And that's without knowing one of them is from a cartoon. It's basically self-insertion.
Kill me
>>51962215
>were twelve
>in the same bed
>knowing programming
>>51964357
Kinda hot 2bh if they weren't kids
Love the punchline!
>>51962402
>cheap and convenient are bad traits
>>51967261
cheap and convenient things are usually trashy and more expensive in the long run.
Why don't you try eating fast food for every meal vs cooking at home for every meal?
See how long your food budget lasts.
>/g/ comics thread
>unzip my pants ready to fap to hentai of traps
disappointment
Moar...
>>51962215
>Furries
Yiff in hell
Hello /g/ents
>>51968214
So who stole the prototypes?
Was it the joker?
>>51968041
love Whomp
>>51968244
No, it was Patrick.
>>51968281
Patrick who? Bateman?
>>51968289
No, B8man
>>51968214
>proprietary connectors
My cookies!
>>51968041
>back to comparing computers and food.
>>51962547
seems like i'we landed on planet iMac
>>51968385
Woah I imagined it and now I'm here, whaaaaaaaaaat
>>51968214
this is so cancerous that I simply cannot begin to understand how one can read this unironically
>>51968429
One day these people will go to an actual lab and realize the whiteboards are full of random shit that not even the people who wrote it can decipher.
>>51968385
this cracks me up so much every time I see it
>>51968214
I find these entertaining because of how dohshit they are
>>51968574
Dogshit*
>>51968585
>>51968574
>>51968214
My brain is mush
>>51968585
Durka durka durka Mohammad jihad
>>51964357
fappu*fappu*fap
>>51968574
>laptops with multi-TB drives
Are those even a thing, and if they are they can't be all that cheap either can they?
>>51968878
Largest I've seen is 2tb.
Some laptops also take 2 hard drives so it's possible to raid 0 them into a single 4tb drive I suppose.
>>51968878
2TB HDD and 1TB mSATA SSD in my laptop here. $100 and $300 respectively
>>51969227
So if you could afford either of those you could probably afford a equal or larger external as well. Dumb writing on top of dumb writing.
>>51962215
>we're twelve
if this was wrote over a year ago, there's a good chance they're dead now.
>>51969305
kek
>>51968278
it used to be fun, now its just trash
>>51969257
Enjoy hauling your externals everywhere, fagtron.
Personally I enjoy taking advantage of my ThinkPad's hard drive protection.
Maybe you're the kind of dumbass who prefers a head crash symphony.
>>51964357
Is this considered pedophilia?
>>51962530
>Encyclopedia Dramatica
it's been a while
>>51969991
Yes. Cub porn is the vilest thing I've ever seen.
>>51968878
>I can't afford an external drive
>external
>>51969991
>>51970416
Oh great, feels like I'm on lulz.net and furaffinity, in 2007, when this was their latest brave new witchhunt to try to "eliminate" because they won't admit they're all fags to begin with and "once we get rid of these guys it will be great!"
>>51964357
No thanks I'll stick to lolicon
fools
>>51971120
Weak bait, Anon. Try harder.
>>51971120
>People on the left have jobs
>People on the right sit around in a coffee shop all day
Sounds about right
>>51971216
>>51971357
I think it's an ironic image, that clearly shows people on the left having a productive life whereas the ones on the right are simply jerk off leftie hipsters in coffee shops.
>>51962215
This is how it actually ends.
>>51968607
>20 mins into beheading and chill she gives you this look
>>51962402
This is a nice comic. It triggers faggots.
>>51968574
>I'm texting him now.
WOW HOW CONVENIENT
>>51968574
>I'm texting him now
>activate self destruct
>allahu snackbar
>>51962215
>>51964357
[sweats profusely while wiping sweat with cloth]
>>51962215
>that bike shedding
The furfag pedo author literally doesn't understand shit about programming, so he tries to act like "conditionals" are an advanced concept or some shit.
>>51968214
>pushing macfaggotry, feminism, multiculturalism, and interracial relationships all in a single page
Holy shit, that absolute madman.
>>51971216
No shit, retard.
>>51969066
>>51968878
I think samsung has a 14TB 2.5" now.
SSD naturally.
>>51971963
>>51971924
Here's the full page
>>51968607
>>51968214
Man I need to stop reading japanese illustrations
>>51968214
>Prototype Motorcycles
>Robotic Engines
>Intelligent Chassis
>Jet Boosters
>THAT KIND OF THING
Fucking what?
>>51962530
>inflation fetishist
it all makes sense now
>>51964357
this is literally the most /g/ thing i have ever seen ever
>>51968214
>thunderbolt
>hdd
>Getting more than 150MB/s
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaAAAAAaaAAAAAAaaaaaAaaaaAAaAAAAAAAAAAaAaAAA
>>51968585
I'd be interested in doing a creative writing experiment where you tell a bunch of liberal college students to come up with a cast of characters. I wonder what the average amount for "number of minorities" would be. There's a point where it's just jarring for suspending disbelief and could actually be called counter-progressive.
>>51968214
How the fuck are Thunderbolt drives even economical to buy? Why the fuck would you be so opposed to using a fucking open standard that you would buy separate hard drives just so the Mac fags can continue to feel special?
>>51968214
>that throughput is wasted when transferring to another drive because you're bottlenecking on write speed anyways
>>51964388
thats dog years
>>51967261
In programming, yes, because there's no such thing as a free lunch. It's not magic. There's a garbage collector, or so and so is resolved at runtime, and your users suffer because...
...you were lazy
...you were too stupid to do it the right way anyways
...both
And modern programs on modern machines that are visually and functionally equivalent to shit from a decade ago run just as well as older programs on older machines!
But at least programming is easy and fun so you can make 1000000 alternative terminal emulators for linux in your meme language of choice.
>>51973787
Yeah I wish only real professionals were allowed to program in C++ instead of all these open source chumps with theirs lisps and pythons
>>51973594
because 10 gigs per second throughput!*
*actually gigabit, "gigs" usually refers to gigabytes
*no single hdd can come anywhere close to 1.25GiB/s, letalone even usb3.0's 5Gb/s (625MiB/s)
>>51962215
What the fuck am I reading? 12 year olds writing Scala code, unit tests and debating the merits of static data typing?
>>51973909
ever heard of fantasy?
>>51973909
they fuck later on, while still making programming jokes
>>51973909
Pretty normal, were you a slow child or something?
>>51962215
I've read the comic, they fuck.
>>51962402
My favorite part of this comic is the phrase "arbitrary needs."
>>51973952
>>51973935
>>51973922
That's it guys, it's been a good life but now I need to an hero.
>>51973668
So they're the equivalent of 84 years old?
>>51973103
>He's not old, isn't he?
>like 32. ANCIENT
if I had a picture of a sad frog I'd post it now.
>>51974330
fuck that man. I'll be 28 in a few months, and 32 doesn't seem so far off. This is the fucking prime of your life. You're old enough to do whatever the fuck you want without anyone questioning you and young enough to have the energy to do so, assuming you're not some lard-ass neet hanging out on 4chan all day every day.
think back to where you were at 18, and try to wrap your head around the fact that they don't know jack shit about the real world, much less about aging. I look back at myself 10 years ago and think "god I was fucking retarded", so just apply that to them. They don't know shit.
>>51974330
I hope this works for you
>>51974451
>uew
>poob
>slaaj
>>51974450
Physically and mentally, the young 20s are the prime of your life.
>>51973103
what the fuck? aren't grad students at least 22/23? what kind of ditz thinks 32 is ancient?
>>51974480
whatever you say m8. can't speak for everyone, but I've been making the most of my late 20s.
work sends me to most any training class I want, and in my free time I've been doing the Insanity workouts. call it anecdotal if you want but 27yo me would beat the shit out of 21yo me, physically and mentally.
>>51974523
females afraid to stop saying "i'm in my twenties"
>oh god, I'm turning 30, the world is ending
>>51968574
who the fuck keeps 4TB of data on a laptop with no backup
>it's time /g/
>>51973981
Wow. What is that even supposed to mean?
bdr tech here and I have a few questions for the dumb bitch in the comics.
1) who the fuck keeps their only extant copy of their thesis on a god damned laptop?
2) where the fuck are your backups?
3) where the fuck are the backups of your backups?
4) where the fuck are your physical copies in case of data corruption?
5) how the fuck do you have 4tb in a laptop
6) why the fuck would you have your laptop wiped without copying your files off? even if you feared having a virus, at least copy it off to a quarantine-able flash drive.
>>51962402
>flack
It's "flak" you fucking retard
This always cracks me up
>>51974684
>http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/catch-flack
flak refers to artillery, you fucking retard.
>>51974729
It refers to FLugAbwehrKanone, you fucking retard.
>>51974711
I remember that thread.
These were made by anon one or maybe two years ago
>>51975550
>>51975557
This is actually a furry comic named "Tight Coupling", and the two boys end up having sex. Pretty good if you're into degenerate faggottry.
>>51975597
>degenerate faggottry
That's a redundant statement, anon.
>>51975646
the comic is both furshit and gay, it's double the degeneracy in half the length.
>>51975705
>>51975691
>>51975566
>>51975550
>bread
>>51968338
>firefox crashed
>>51970555
If she needs a multi terabyte HDD to recover here data, she must have several TB of data to recover.
Learn to think logically, /g/ent.
>>51975911
From a laptop?
>>51976359
No, from her ass shot's flash memory.
>>51974541
>30 year old female
She's now closer to her expiration date than her prime and it's only going down. Of course they get pissed.
This was written in 2005
>scott adams is a wizard
>>51977335
>>51973103
>tfw 33 and engaged to a 20 year old
>her friends say shit like that all the time
>tfw i lost my virginity the same week my fiancee would've been conceived if she was born on time
>literally old enough to be her father
>>51977606
>engaged
Stupid.
>>51977628
Meh. Been married before. In my state, divorce is immediate, no waiting, and she's agreed to a prenup stating that she leaves with what she came with if we get divorced.
I'm not getting taken to the cleaners again. Took me five years to rebuild after my first wife cleaned me out.
>>51977763
prenups can and regularly do get thrown out of court if your current bitch decides she wants to clean house before she leaves
look up "reprehensible" and how often it's been used to nullify prenups in divorce court.
>>51968214
>the whiteboard flips while she walks away
>>51976782
Yes
>>51979032
Now this is cringe on a whole new level.
>>51975557
>excuse me sir but what the fuck are you doing
>>51974580
It means that features that the Mac leaves out are not really necessary, and bringing up the fact that PC can do X while Mac cannot is a poor argument, because X is just an arbitrary feature.
>>51962215
God damn I hate furries so fucking much.
>>51962402
Wow, is it that new or are flat panel iMacs that new? I could have sworn I saw it back in the day of CRT iMacs or that lamp thing.
>>51979135
You're being very rude sir.
>>51977335
keks
>>51977386
Tl;Dr for this?
>>51979211
>can't read 2 twitter posts
>>51979229
I meant backstory
>>51968214
>Thunderbolt
>Shitty external drive that probably reads at like 80MB/s
toppest of keks
>>51979241
>guy at dev conference makes programming/tech jokes (involving 'forking someones repo' and 'big dongles')
>she overhears and screams muhsoggynee on twitter
>gets them fired
>she gets fired too
>>51979478
finally some social justice
post more cute furries
>>51979252
I don't know man, my external drive reads at ~150MB/s.
It's a western digital scorpio black though, so I guess that helps.
>>51968585
>no one thinks that chisel jawed, super smart indian dude is cute
>not even indian and i'm mad
fuck_this_gay_earth.png
>>51977335
Every thread on /g/
>>51962297
kill yourself tbqh
>>51962215
>We're twelve
>>51962215
>You gotta write so much extra crap in statically typed languages
not in F# master race you don't.
>>51977386
>>51977335
Story?
>>51977335
>>51975550
But you sue someone for stealing a recipe. I'm not certain about the specifics of the law, but if it's considered a trade secret you can stop others from using it.
>>51968214
>THUNDERBOLT ALL THE WAY!
>10 GIGS PER SECOND THROUGHPUT!
JUST
Also that was just edgy as fuck. Whoever made this should kill himself.
>>51975492
E D G Y
D
G
Y
>>51973531
irl, i work with a really diverse set of people. no idea why. doesn't add up to me. no selection, no nothing. just kind of ended up that way.
Don't deny it /g/ you looked up the rest of it.
>>51981205
>lmao us programmers...r-right cubs?
>>51962475
Some fag who didn't got over himself when creating webcomics.
>>51981205
Nah, I read it months ago.
>>51962215
>We're twelve
If it makes you all feel better, there's a good chance they'll be dead within a year.
>>51981803
I don't get it.
>>51981871
*pat pat*
>>51981205
why does everything furry related have to be about sex
>>51973981
But can needs even be arbitrary? If a need is defined as something that is necessary, then "arbitrary needs" means "unnecessary necessities", which is retarded.
>>51981966
Arbitrary!=Unnecessary
nothing from piggy baldcade yet?
>>51964357
>JavaScript
>Gay pedo Furries
Honestly not sure which is worse
>>51982076
javascript
at least one cares about type safety
>>51982150
BTFO
T
F
O
>>51973981
Truly a glib fascimile
>>51982150
kek'd
>>51974450
>I look back at myself 10 years ago and think "god I was fucking retarded"
I look back at myself two years ago and think that
>>51982150
That.. was professional.
>>51979211
>>51980636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVHLMTbkIwk
Watch the first part
>>51980636
>>51977386
She could not handle all these dongles she was asked to fork.
>>51982150
>>51982150
>>51982192
>>51982277
>>51982204
>>51982639
Sorry I am not a native english speaker, what exactly is so funny about that?
>>51979211
>>51980636
fucking newfags this wasn't even two years ago
>>51968574
>>51968585
That artstyle makes me want to kick the characters in the face
>muh geeky nerdy girls xDD big bang theory is my favorite show :)
>>51973103
>>51968574
>>51968585
what the actual fuck is this
like is this some serious webcomic thingy? fucking hell
>>51982875
I fear that this is an actual comicbook.
Its sad that it is worse than some webcomic in graphics and writing.
>>51971120
>lumping in *nix with non POSIX trash like Windows
b8 harder
>>51982815
A better question is, even if you hadn't ever been on /g/, how would you have not heard about it?
The brief period when he had been fired, and she had not been fired yet, literally the entire internet was talking about it.
>>51981205
>>51981239
Looks hot, but the nerd talk makes my dick go flaccid.
>>51962530
Is the ED society still alive?
>>51982875
MOTHER FUCKING BATGIRL
>>51973103
That's the dreamiest guy I saw in a long time.
Really like the ending.
It would have been a very nice comic if it wasn't furries.
>>51973531
>two minority characters (who are siblings) out of cast of four
IMMERSION RUINED
>>51981961
because they're all inherently sexual deviants, you can't change this aspect of their nature
>>51982679
MANN GEGEN MANN
>>51983741
its about a rammstein song??
>>51962420
i dont really know why, but the apple-only people i know always have problems when they install windows, god knows why, and they always scream then why windows just gives problems.
>>51985094
It's their post purchase rationalization.
It's the same with apple fanboys in generals.
Every time apple omits an important feature, they convince themselves they didn't need it, and when apple adds it 2 years later, they act as if tho apple improved it.
>>51962215
What the fuck was that
That wasn't funny
>>51985015
二人ともは男同士なのに!
>>51983235
barely
>>51974330
>>51974450
>tfw just turned 28 3 days ago
h-hold me bros ;_;
>>51982875
It's real.
Iirc it's dc comics?
Bat girl.
I don't follow this shit anymore, SJWs have infected everything.
>>51986591
30.
Stop your whining, look at videos of 104 yea olds running sprints instead.
That should take care of this "I am too old for X now" nonesense.
>>51977386
Those two shitters should have known better than to be making shitty jokes like 12 years olds at a dev conference. She should've talked to them personally instead of making it public.
Fucking sucks because he got a new job immediately and she is still unemployed.
>>51986835
It wasnt even a dev conference, it was about online marketing. Because they were all marketers.
All 3 could have been thrown into a vat of acid afterwards and it would have improved the world.
>>51973103
>damaged goods
Why are they slutshaming him? I'm triggered.
>>51986890
>sucking cock
kek
>>51968338
I wish my PC was filled with cookies.
>>51964357
>Tight Coupling
Heh I get it.
>>51968574
>>51968585
>algorithm
>Being stored only in a digital format
Sorry, what?
>>51973908
Yeah, no single m.2 drive could ever hit that. Especially not like 6 or 7 or em that samsung has released in the last year. Those dumb comics.
>>51975557
Fucking kek
>>51974450
>assuming you're not some lard-ass neet hanging out on 4chan all day every day.
I..I really need to do something with my life.
>tfw 23 in just a couple weeks
>tfw no college
>tfw just a couple months at a tech school for a certification
>tfw shit dead end $10.76/hr job
>tfw overweight by 80lbs
>tfw not really any friends since I moved half way across the country and never made new ones
>tfw no clue what I want to do with my life
