if you had a humanoid house bot, what would you use it for?
> inb4 fuck it
>>51798523
get me beer do laundry make food and clean... basically make it my bitch.
I would probably have it fuck me.
>>51798523
I'd ask it to be my friend.
>>51798560
>>51798568
why dont we do both
>>51798543
> get me beer
done!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Cq0sy4TBs
(if you can afford a PR2)
>>51798523
What is this image from op?
>>51798523
fuck it
>>51798523
Cleaning up. Jesus Christ, I hate fucking cleaning, but I hate living in filth.
>>51798523
CS:GO
Go ahead and prove it's a bot you pussy cunts
>>51798654
an artist named Pronin
>>51798523
i would make it my personal hot pocket chef
Household tasks and beer delivery. What else could I want from such a pal?
Grocery shopping, house cleaning, dishes, basically what my mum used to do for me.
>>51799191
>build small oven into it's lower body
>it literally shits out hot pockets
Now that's a future I want to live in.
>>51798654
Looks almost like a Synth from FO4
>>51798523
fuck it when its done with the cleaning
I'd get one which becomes a power armor when needed.
>>51798590
make one yourself with an arduino or similar senpai, it's not hard.
>>51798523
Chores.
Many to do.
I'm lazy.
You make the math.
>>51798523
OP can't inb4.
So I would fuck it.
>>51798523
A teacher.
Ask him anything and he can instruct you, hands on, on how to do it, adapting to how you prefer to learn.
>>51798523
Netflix and chill. Literally.
>>51798568
this
I want a robot friend
Maid stuff.
And sex.
>>51798523
Seriously what else would you do ? Fuck it is the only thing.
handhold tasks.
>>51798543
Already have women for that.
>>51804063
and they suck at it.
Make and sell drugs so I can fund my gayming addiction
>>51798523
mine bit coin
Seriously if it could do stuff then it must have incredible processing power.
>>51798523
All chores, duh.
We already have robots for them, they just aren't multipurpose, so limit the more versatile one to only one thing would be retarded.
pic very related
help them
>>51802775
Good one.
>>51804373
I want a Kanti fig so badly.
I would probably get married to it desu.
Put it to work learning how to assist me in my development projects.
Oh, and fuck it.
>>51798523
teach it to play pvp obviously
>>51798523
Grab objects out of my reach. Tbh id be better off with a grabby claw
>>51804063
Check your privilege edgelord. Women are independent now. It's current year ffs.
>>51798523
> not fucking it
Well then, I'll have him fuck me.
>>51806207
lol >>>/tumblr/
Like my computer probably. I'd just tell it to download things for me and cook if it can.
I don't think I'd like to play video games against it because I'm sure it would cheat.
>tfw no qt loli robot gf
the house-bot can make the bed after i fuck my sex-bot
>>51798523
Is that Kilian Eng's work?
>>51808156
no, it's this dude
http://www.3dtotal.com/index_interviews_detailed.php?id=668
>>51808342
Wow. Thanks. His work is great.
>>51798578
Chii a shit.
I'd rather have a Sumomo-type. Much more convenient.
>>51798523
>>51798568 This
>>51802775 Right on topology i'l get you yet!
>>51804004 hehehe oh yeah
>>51805980 non whining co-op finnaly!
>>51798523
Furry robit waifu
>>51798578
Very inconvenient off button.
itt: synth sympathizers
>>51808606
Chii turns on.
Chii turns off.
Chii turns on.
Chii turns off.
>>51809249
Perform your thrusts at 120Hz to maintain the illusion of continuous artificial consciousness.
>>51809376
Watch out for friction burns.
>>51808887
we are the institute
>>51809546
I'm the railroad bitch. fuck your shit.
>>51809798
kek, the railroad took 1 minute to wipe completely out.
>>51798523
I'd want it to do the dishes, vacuuming and laundry. On top of those it could bring drinks from the fridge but that's not important. I only need the brainless chores to be done without having to do them.
>>51808606
If I was Hideki first thing I'd do is march Chii downstairs and demand Mrs. Hibiya straighten that shit out pronto.
>>51808606
If her power switch is where her vagina should be, then where is her vagina?
>>51810966
Chii has a vagoo. Apparently her makers (and parents) were master trolls and planted her hard system reset button deep inside there.
how many years before we actually have affordable house robots that can do basic chores? affordable = cheaper than a car.
>>51811266
>cheaper than a car.
Cheaper than what car exactly.
That's a pretty wide field you left open.
>>51811298
a new car which you can actually afford (will obviously be different for everyone)
>>51811266
I'd estimate ~25yrs, sooner if we have a sudden breakthrough in AI before then.
>>51798523
sell their labor for a minimum wage
anyone have any guesses what Google robotics has been up to since they bought Boston Dynamics? (pic related)
>>51811447
>125 year ROI
>>51811266
8 years
>>51811342
I'd say a good benchmark is $20,000 to $30,000
>>51798523
Someone to talk to. I'm so lonely.
>>51812660
fuck you, mine's gonna be gold plated! $400,000
>>51798523
it depends on what it is capable of. I would install ubuntu on it and run ROS.(ROS is only officially supported on ubuntu)
>>51804373
>>We already have robots for them
cleaning a house is currently beyond the capabilities of current robotics, specialized or not.
>>51804299
>>it must have incredible processing power.
not necessarily. It could just be "in the cloud."
