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What the shit, mods? Chill with that shit.
Last one lost in space, new thread.
ITT 1337 hx0rs only
>>51792706
Better chill with that, veggie create a GUI interface in virtual basic to expose your ip address, anon
of all the things the mods delete on this fucking board. they delete the TECHNOLOGY related humor thread.
the racism and nudity is fine though. no reason to remove that.
>>51792802
>of all the things the mods delete on this fucking board. they delete the TECHNOLOGY related humor thread.
MODS=FAGS
erry body knows this
>the racism and nudity is fine though. no reason to remove that.
i agree
>>51792839
>i agree
BOTH OF THOSE THINGS ARE AGAINST GLOBAL RULES!
>>51792850
racism is against global rules? news to me
yeah nudity is not allowed on SFW boards, but if you are treating any part of 4chan as though it is SFW you're an idiot who deserves to get fired
>>51793558
You are the cancer that drove moot away.
>>51793489
How new are you?
>implying rules
>>51792839
I'm not really sure if mods do much anymore...
>>51793792
I really hope this is you right now
>>51792670
primo air-cooled setup here
>>51793934
>dat motherboard flex
Maxwell BTFO
B
T
F
O
>>51794465
Kek
>>51794520
This can be actually useful, for testing shittons of usb-powered devices and stuff.
Unless we are actually laughing at the meme chinese woman, then kek on.
>>51794599
this is true /g/ humor
>>51794555
Where's the humour here? That the cards aren't actually mounted on the MOBO?
>>51795018
So THAT'S what the cloud is...
>>51794532
Lost
>>51794505
HORY SHITTSERU
MELCUNS 2 FUNNEY
>>51794599
More of this, less of everything else.
Is this real?
>>51794532
ahmed??
>>51793574
lmao damn my shit got deleted
guess someone does enforce the rules
>>51794599
man thank you for posting this
>>51792867
lmao dude I can't stop laughing at this.... it's not even that funny but it is... fuck i've lost it
>>51793934
that was a good thread.
>>51794505
>youtube comments
>>51795037
>the wires are soldered on the cards i think
>>51797641
>light bulb
>exposed PSU
>cutting off cable for no good reason
do stock photographers even try?
>>51797641
what the FUCK is going on here
>>51794532
If it smells like chicken...
>>51794505
wh....what?
>>51794599
I dont get it. ;-;
>>51797641
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE FUCKING LIGHT-BULB!?
>>51792670
>dat hat
>dat shirt
I am eternally jelly
>>51797921
How new?
The stuff covering the license plate is coded in the same language of the program that manages the plates of cars caught by the camera. Its called injection, and is a big reason why some websites don't allow certain characters in user edited content.
>>51797921
it's a sql query telling to drop table with probably important data. The camera read it and executed, its like real world sql injection
>>51798095
>>51798118
Alright. Thanks. I didn't get it at first but now I understand.
>>51794483
Did Hiroshima buy those with 4chan too?
>>51794483
>>51793934
was that an actual mods setup? I remember that thread got stickied and a mod started posting
>>51793934
everyteim
>>51797977
All we need is some unironic Japanese text
>>51794599
>>51794934
>>51796649
>>51797921
https://xkcd.com/327/
>>51794778
The meme is there was a thread where somebody asked if they could make a USB raid array with one
>>51794599
The absolute madman.
>>51795654
Is his password the highest prime number known to man?
>>51794483
>You will never be able to give yourself trips.
y live brehs
>>51795654
Jesus Christ. That's amazing memory though.
>>51792802
>Muh raycissim
Go back to reddit
>>51798255
well at least you gave yourself dubs
check em
>>51798214
why not??
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Software_RAID_and_LVM
>inb4.. you know it could be a regular hub instead just
http://techcrunch.com/2010/01/29/this-80-port-usb-charge-board-had-to-come-from-thanko/
>>51798201
Well it looks like you've come to the right cartoon forum
>>51798316
Nice thumbnail
>>51798331
That's scary
>>51795654
a guy in reddit posted the code
>>51798542
Would have been better had it been a casio calculator with the same text
>>51794465
>ENHANCE!
![snapshot_14.36_[2014.12.24_00.04.00].png](https://i.imgur.com/CiJ559t.jpg "snapshot 14.36 [2014.12.24 00.04.00]")
>>51798585
>frog posting
oh god what the fuck
>>51794555
whats this from.
>>51798812
>boatposting
The grand chancellor of audiophoolery
>>51794575
Audiophiles are a sick and disgusting people who should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerate scumbags they are.
>>51798331
This kills the hipster.
>>51798275
Nah, just start with a 4 digit number and add more 4 digit numbers until they accumulate to like 40 digits.
>>51798966
what the shit is going on here
>>51799563
He's cooking a poptart
I used to have a type of frozen snackfood (I can't remember what it was) that I could plop on the back of my CRT monitor and it would gently thaw it for me to 'edible' in about half an hour.
>>51799652
The worst part about this shit? Bending your neck down and staring at your phone is the new norm for being inconspicuous in public.
Phone dead or dying? Better start looking at my dick or people will think I'm a wall watching retard or looking at them.
>>51798331
>>51797641
he looks like the kind of twinks i sometimes jack off to
>>51798207
>is this real?
>le relevant xkcd XD
>>51799652
How is this any worse than when people used to stare at their shitty newspaper?
>>51800135
You can find articles from the turn of the century talking about how the newspaper is killing social interaction and photos of bus stops with a dozen plus adult men (in hats, because they wore hats back then,) all standing in line each reading a newspaper.
Hysteria about moral and social decay will always be more obnoxious, and probably be more dangerous, than actual moral or social decay.
>>51800159
what will we be staring at next?
>>51800185
google glass
>>51793934
pretty NEET
>>51800232
show it
>>51800212
>It's the current year! Come on!
>>51794599
I can confirm that exactly same happened in somewhere in Russia several years ago. Guy who did this wrote a post on one of major Russian tech websites.
>>51798214
>mfw my first reaction to seeing it was to want to make a bad implication of being a casual for not RAID'ing flash drives
>>51797703
save it, its all yours my friend :)
>>51798300
It's not technically wrong.
>10 micro SD cards
>assume 35MB/s read 25MB/s write
Easily an ssd with 350MB/s read and 250MB/s write. Plus SD cards are flash storage.
Also, haha that's pretty funny.
>>51797641
>he's not even cutting the wires
>he's.... Plier-ing them?
>>51800212
>it's 2015, it's 21 century
fucking smug smartasses
>>51800212
>WE'RE NORMIES WHO PRETEND WE'RE SMART, TAKE A HINT
>>51794520
MY SIDES
>>51800212
This is the same retard who uses elementary mechanics to answer metaphysical questions.
>>51794599
>>51797048
I also very like this
>>51802555
Holy shit
>>51802555
comedy gold, also trips
>>51802555
he's still active on github. still being stupid.
>>51798288
>Every board in 4chan should pander to my ideology
No, there are boards specifically created for this such as /pol/, /tv/ and /b/, and they're the worst boards for a reason.
Racism is fine as long as there isn't an entire thread created just to bash on niggers (or women for that matter)
>>51794532
Oh shit I laffed pretty hard
>>51802635
Ok, Shaquanda.
>>51802635
>muh feminism
>>51794575
This guy may have a point if he's stupid enough to use the laptop's internal DAC
But at that point his investments make no sense when he should be getting a $100 interface
>>51802607
Sure is 2009 in here
>>51802555
whats so bad about that post?
i dont actually know much about rust.
>>51798300
holy crap, where can I get one of these? 64GB Name Brand MicroSD cards are $20 now
>>51802938
28 dollars for ausfags. Still a great deal :')
280 dollars, 640gb ssd.
>>51799823
this. even listening to music is not enough now, if you are on your own sitting still looking forward on a train you a psychopath that is about to kill or rape someone
this world is finished
>>51802967 >>51802938
Only issue is that it's sats 2.6
But still, it'll be a cheap high capacity ssd and sata 2 should be fast enough. Might bottlenwck read, but definitely not write on those cheap 64gb sd cards.
>>51794465
They're not wrong though. That extra difference is the placebo effect enhancing the experience
>>51797641
>>51798331
i see no one is mentioning the mullet here
probably /g/ related, it uses neural networks to make up random comics
>>51803253
Nothing wrong with a mullet.
>>51792802
that gif is amazing to be honest family
>>51792670
where do you get a windows shirt lol
>>51794532
Dammn got me
I first thought taht the joke was something about the woman....
And it kind of was haha
>>51802976
>>51799823
you're completely over thinking it
also there's windows on trains and buses, problem sorted
>>51800212
The obvious problem here is that none of the previous forms of entertainment provided an outlet for social interaction. Smartphones do, so people use them for socializing as well as for entertainment.
I've observed that younger people can't really hold a RL conversation anymore- but they're quick with a quip when SMSing or shitposting on facebook.
>>51794416
wow
>>51802664
>>51802716
hello reddit
>>51802804
Even if you like rust, it's funny because some jackass opened an issue on a C++ project telling them to rewrite it in rust. I'd imagine that the project maintainers were about as receptive as linus was when someone told him to rewrite git in C++.
>>51803160
Back to Facebook, normie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMkJVXi7Rp8
>>51804116
Not gonna lie, I've had all the official apple 30-pin cables I've had break on me after less than a year. The 3rd party cables I own still work fine though.
I think it's because of the rubber apple uses to jacket their cables- something about it just makes them fragile as fuck. It feels way too soft to provide any mechanical strength, so maybe that's why.
Either way, official Apple™ cables are shit.
>>51805082
Form over function
>>51803290
>it uses neural networks
It picks three panels at random. Stop being retarded.
>>51803611
>in metro
>staring at grey concrete walls for 10 minutes straight
Anon, this is why people think you're weird.
>>51803160
There are 1024 megabytes in a gigabyte, so shouldnt it be 1023, not 999?
>>51803290
>>51805161
Sometimes the results are actually breddy gud lol
>>51802607
i never got the woodscrews meme can someone explain it to me
>>51794532
Can't even hold the fucking thing properly.
>>51806531
https://semiaccurate.com/2009/10/01/nvidia-fakes-fermi-boards-gtc/
>>51805171
nobody gives a shit and nobody thinks you're a "psychopath that is about to kill or rape someone" or a "wall watching retard" and nobody cares if you're "looking at them" as long as you're not staring or being creepy
do what you did before smartphones, why do people need to be "inconspicuous in public"?
jesus christ, if anything smartphones now give you somewhere to look, nobody's judging you on not looking at your smartphone anyway
I used to take a newspaper and do the crossword on the subway
>>51794599
>hey, let's spend billions of dollars on image recognition software that can recognize licence plates!
>looks breety good!
>hey, let's hire an indian to do our database to cut our costs!
>days later, get this
>how could this happen?
>>51807472
>implying anything actually happened
>>51793934
Never though about putting a microwave on a book cabinet thing.
>>51805305
Gigabyte = 1000 megabytes
>>51811102
The 24 is so useless in scale that most everyone just goes by an even number now. It only matters to engineers.
>>51797771
What thread?
Stacey is a nerd and should give thomas a kiss because she is still a nerd.
>>51812469
8/10, but only because it gets posted frecuently
What in the FUCK his sack must be huge
>>51811756
But it's still not a gigabyte. If 24 doesn't matter, then why not 25? So let's just say 999=1gb. Fuck principles(or facts even).
Does anyone have the greentext where the guy gets tracking software installed on his computer when he gets it fixed. I think everyone backtracked it and fucked the guy over
>>51812469
i dont get this, what is supposed to be?
>>51813258
It's the album art for a Godspeed You! Black Emperor album. One of the songs on said album, The Dead Flag Blues, opens with the line "the car's on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel."
anyone got any more oreilly covers?
both g and gd
>>51793934
That's some nice as fuck vibration isolation.
I bet it's earthquake proof too.
>>51794520
DID SOMEBODY SAY USB DRIVE RAID
FUCK SSDS, THIS IS THE FUTURE
>>51813853
Cloud crash
>>51813820
>bottom center
kek'd
>>51813941
The obfuscation bit got me
>>51814011
Whoever made that image really knew what they were doing
This is G
>>51800110
Wank away anon
>>51813758
I once sent this to my company's video editor and got this back:
"I’m not 100% sure what you’re trying to show me, but rich blacks only apply to print media (CMYK documents) and RGB colour spaces. The titles were designed in rec 709 color space."
No sense of humour
>>51814081
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
>>51798936
I'm an ac guy and like tech. Top kek
Best Windows version
>hn
>>51813870
rip
>>51814274
>windows
isn't that enough of a joke?
>>51813213
>>51811756
>>51811102
1GB = 1000MB
1GiB = 1024MiB
>>51814351
>>51803030
And sd cards degrade quickly
>>51811102
>>51811756
Triggered.
>>51813758
>>51814106
Whats the joke with this anyway?
Is it something about black people? if so its a big stretch but maybe for a racist it might be hilarious I dont know
>>51803030
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B017QXZGR0?psc=1
Thing is if one fails you lose all data because it's stored in a stripe
>>51799588
ive seen that before. it means your computer is about die.
>>51813400
ah, the joys of finding ways to entertain yourself with your computer in the days before the Internet
>>51800135
>reading a newspaper
>doing whatever the fuck theyre doing on thier phones
>>51814589
>implying BS news media conglomerates say is okay to print, weather, comics, crosswords, movie times, and sports is somehow better than even playing angry birds
>>51799534
cant wait to see equivalent with flat ones
>>51814455
use lossless formats like flac
>>51814907
That's the square root hack function from Quake III... why would you stick a cs grad next to it?
>>51814907
didnt people consider that a pretty dank algorithm?
>>51814107
I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY
>>51799534
this image stresses me to no end
>>51813152
what's the joke here
>>51815523
>nobody notices the actual antisocial machine is the train
>>51815644
>nobody notices the true antisocial machine is the currency that allowed the building of the train
>>51815810
No retard quality top ten X that ...
>>51815044
Holy shit I fucking lost it. 10/10 would giggle again
>>51815644
>>51815783
>nobody notices the actual antisocial machine is strangers getting together and desperately avoiding eye contact using whatever means if most readily available
>>51816135
>nobody notices the actual antisocial machine is the one through which random people are commenting on antisocial machines
>>51815044
hah did this with date before.
>>51815644
>>51815783
>>51816135
>>51816180
>nobody notices
>>51792670
Welcome to post-hiroshima /g/, nazi moderation ONLY.
>>51813870
Never forget
>>51792670
Happened to me just now.
thanks google.
>>51816598
Did you tell Raz to poo in loo?
>>51815068
>>51815325
That's the joke. I'm sure people could post a ton with serious code and a lot of people wouldn't notice.
>>51814468
The only reason I figured this out is becuase I'm listening to Moon Man, but it's joking that displaying black people accurately means that they are poor, not rich.
>>51816947
Maybe try posting something other than the single most well-known optimization trick afterxor eax, eax?
>>51800212
Oh look, an XKCD comic followed by a slew of anally devastated 20 year old's. Like out of a fucking 4chan script.
>>51817724
XKCD is literally /pol/ tier.
>>51815810
>Not having every second commit being "merged CTO's commit"
>>51814306
Ayy
>>51798290
WHY
>>51814531
sp00ky
>>51798956
TOP KEK
>>51799589
I used to thaw breakfast burritos at work by plopping them down on a HD5970.
>>51800514
>:3
>>51812469
when boards collide
>>51792670
Still /g/'s GOAT
>>51794483
fuck why did I waste my money on my SSD raid while I could have just bought 2 pendrives.
goddamnit moot!
>>51815810
>coders
>>51815014
underrated
>>51798214
well not sure about THAT board in particular, but back 5-10 years ago, many servers have used pendrive raid arrays for system.
1) its cheap
2) can be redundant and fast
3) usb slots are free anyway.
hell I have a RAID1 raid for my freeNAS, two cheapo pendrives. cheap to replace, they work fast.
>>51798275
>>51795654
btw 4 numbers are the unlock, rest is just gibberish.
at least iPhones had a 4 number (or 6? 8?) limit last time I had one.
>>51814196
>>51798936
a real HVAC engineer would use those cases that come with a real household compressor.
http://www.ldcooling.com/shop/24-l
Too bad you cannot cool the GPU as well with it.
>>51808687
> average DOTA2 or LOL player
>>51814848
is this dutch?
>>51813977
>"My server ain't got no business looking like this."
>>51815044
I always want to open gazelle games.
(which is now offline, maybe got raided?)
Anyway. I have QWERTZ as secondary input language, and guess what "gaz" converts into.
I must have a 100 "gay" queries in Google.
Fuck.
>>51794465
>magically makes it play with quality better than when actually recorded
>>51819631
Nee
>>51817756
Supposedly he made the r9k script
>>51792873
>racism is against global rules? news to me
No surprise there.
>>>/global/rules/3
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>>51819758
Je moeder.
>>51816229
>nobody notices because nobody actually exists
>>51804143
Hang on a rootin' second
This could act as a functioning circuit bend with selected transistors,
Could be the internals of a keyboard man
>>51797641
that sweet mullet
what a fuccboi
>>51813321
>GYBE
Fuck, how did I miss that?
>>51815523
Is that Obama?
>>51793934
This is fucking genious
>>51794505
I want to hear his explanations on how that works on multiple HD displays.
>>51794555
PLOT TWIST
HIS CASE IS THE MOBO AND HIS ROOM IS THE WHOLE CASE
>>51813474
>HDMI to H2O
>Full HD/Liter
I fucking lost it.
>>51805347
Are you an actual 12 year old.
>>51816229
This is CP
>>51819651
underrated
