FUCK. How do I un-become a hacker, /g/?
>>51735545
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Stay on /g/
Leave the basement
Just talk about it and then have no clue what you're talking about. People will sort it out themselves and you will have then un-hackered yourself.
Install Windows.
BURN YOUR HOODIES
Uninstall gentoo
>>51735545
Start by drinking lots of tap water and watching reality TV...really get into it.
Keep selecting palm trees when it asks for street signs
>>51735545
Just throw away all of your axes and hatchets, you can't hack without them right?
>>51735638
lololol
Talk to a girl
Stop watching defcon videos on Youtube
Just go out more meet new people and/or get new hobbies
I used to hack people hack in 2001(Yahoos, remote access and other silly shit)
You get left behind immediately
>>51735545
ask to the hacker known as 4chan
>>51735545
Get a mac
>>51735694
You chop with axes and hatches
You hack with a machete
>>51735848
>>51735545
Do big hits of 25i-nbome for 3 months
..you might just loose your ability to follow social situations though
Follow these steps
>take your cards
>microwave them
>take out hard drives
>drill them
>take rest of pc/laptops
>hammer then to pieces
>throw a party at your house
>that should be enough fingerprints
At this stage you could quit altogether or rebuild and begin as a hacker again.
>>51735545
Install gentoo.
It'll make you extremely outdated in hardware/software specialization.
we are anonimos
never for...give, never uuh... lol install Gentoo
>>51735734
>tell me more about you
i use to do shit and stay in 9 hour skype calls, then i got a few friends and left the people i work with behind
I just can't stop the edge, this autistic edge near people I always start pretending to hack something and I always open my windows cmd and type ping 8.8.8.8 -t when someone passes by. I've been like this for years and I can't stop it
>>51736230
Have you considered actually learning something?
If your answer is elaborate and appeals to me, you win my steam account
>>51735545
Ok I'll help you out.
Trim your neck beard. Really, this is the first step.
Stop wearing hats everywhere, especially inside. Fedoras included.
You are overweight and you need to lose some weird. Become a normal-weighted person. Also stop drinking so much coke.
You should move from your parent's basement. Get your own place, live with friends.
You have an acne problem, you are an adult now and you need to fix it. Dermatologists help.
Stop watching anime, it's for kids or pedos.
You can do this OP.
>>51735545
Take that management position. In the future, when you hear of new technologies, methodologies, or anything involving an acronym, use the term a lot, to ensure you appear on top of things. Under no circumstance attempt to learn what the term means. That's for your wage slaves to worry about.
>>51736318
>Stop watching anime
You're on the wrong website
>>51735868
You have no right to tell me what to do with my axes, my axe my choice!
Unfollow the rabit hole.
>>51736257
Nobody wants ur shit little library, schwul
>>51735715
what preparations do I need before I approach the beast? do I wear matching fedora or go with casual?
>>51736447
Somebody ate a bag of dicks for breakfast.
>>51736318
>stop watching anime
Lmao, 4chans mascot is literally a loli, you're on the wrong fucking website.
>>51736624
A casual fedora.
>>51737016
How do I control my spaghetti from falling out of my pockets?
>>51736757
It was a cock pizza, actually.
>>51735558
>implying OP is a skiddie
more like Un-Gentoo, maybe even crawl back to Windows if you really want to feel like a normalfag
Type in your ip address.
Post it.
Wait, while beeing hacked by anons.
After they finished, you successfully un-became a hacxer.
GJ anon.
No need to thank me bro.
>>51736369
B-but her belt/suspender combo aren't attached to anything. This picture has triggered me.
>>51735907
fuck that damn drug, I was given it told that it was LSD, I knew something was up when my tongue was burning and numbing, I spit it out but it was too late I had already absorbed some, I felt like shit for 24 hours
>>51735545
Like this
Deinstall gentoo
>>51736257
Wow! 5 games!
>>51737049
Tip your hat to fill the awkward silence.
>>51736257
>account has only Portal 2 and HL2
>nigger wants to give it away as if it was any good at all
>>51737355
>Not swallowing your tabs to prevent this in the first place
>>51739278
I agree. People who can't handle acid can't handle life.
>>51735545
start forgetting and forgiving
and get yourself a tripcode - you don't want to be anonymous, do you?
install windows, get a girlfriend, start jogging, find proper corporate work that will take all day every day. you'll forget about those perverted tech-needs in no time, you'll be soooo normal
>>51739302
>>51739278
Do you fucks ACTUALLY swallow your tabs? Why would you do this?
>Tfw Ive never done this so I'm projecting
>>51736369
and my sword
>>51740073
To be sure you're getting the real thing.
