Post you're tech gore /g/
This.
> tfw people fall for this
>>51632299
>>51632322
What the fuck is that pistol on the right? Is this the shape of the chipset heatsink or did someone just glue that in there?
Either way, I puked.
>>51632449
kek.
I liked the finished build, though. Looked cool.
>>51632455
Heatsink, it was the ugliest mobo
>>51632466
I kinda wanna get one and turn it into a clock or put a Pi in it, but already got the games and don't want to pay 50$ for a piece of plastic.
>>51632436
I have masturbated to dead children in the mud, I have laught at suicidies that ended with funny faces, I have seen people rip their own balls or cutting their dicks, I have seen smegma on levels that most people would find disgusting or vomitive, I have seen bones on the air, people cut in half and skulls on the open without skin... I thought that I saw some shit without a scracth or feeling something.
And then... then, I saw this and automatically something went through my spine and my eyes widened like fucking plates, and the worst part is that Im just sperging out for something clearly designed to provoke that effect with a shitty leddit tier idea.
WTF is wrong with me?
>>51632516
I'm dying here.
This shit right here.
>>51632525
There's absolutely no problem with doing this if you really need to.
Just let it dry long enough covered with some rice and finish it with a hairdryer for a few hours before plugging it back in.
>>51632603
Ah... the memories... the memories...(*stares at the void*)
>>51632604
>Just let it dry long enough covered with some rice and finish it with a hairdryer for a few hours before plugging it back in.
I usually use a hairdryer for about a hour. I had 100% success rate.
>>51632615
Yeah...it's running Windows ME,on a 8GB HDD.
>>51632508
I don't understand, it's a dissipator, right? It doesn't matter which forms it takes as long as it dissipates heats... right?
>>51632638
Basically but its has been mangled af just for a graphics card
>>51632299
that aint gore idiot.
hes soldering the CPU to the motherboard like ahmed "clockmehd" muhammed ali obama jr.
>>51632299
But I'm not...
>>51632299
nice clock you terrorist
>>51632740
this actually made me laugh
>>51632729
>hes soldering the CPU to the motherboard
What is this I don't even.
Y'know,he must of have tried to do something in the style of VIA C3 CPUs.
>>51632740
Holy shit
>>51632521
i must build a contraption like this
hours of pointless fun right here
>>51632740
>laughing-laptops.png
>>51633286
wtf
>>51632640
>>51632516
Are these salvageable? How the fuck would anyone get the tp out of those little holes?
>>51633321
apply rubbing alcohol liberally.
>>51633342
/thread
>>51632740
>it still "works"
damn
>>51633342
That's how I kept the acid from eating a vintage computer's motherboard, once. Just grab swabs and make a river of fucking isopropyl rubbing alcohol. The computer lives to this day, despite all of its old set of capacitors leaking. Alcohol solves everything.
>>51632604
And remove the battery ?
>>51633491
If using 2.4 then they should kill themselves. If 5ggz then way to go grab your hot pockets
>>51633310
-
>>51632740
Is this the so called 3D touch?
>>51633545
...but why tho
>>51633545
iirc the person did this for fun.
>>51633581
funghi grow upwards.
the fan would point downwards if the card was plugged in
it's literally staged/fake.
>>51632299
>Ahmed builds the coolest clock
>>51632376
Who wouldn't like to make money from idiots?
>>51632466
It did but the inside is still messy as fuck and the explosion noice was just really annoying.
>>51632521
my dick
>>51632508
thats not gore at all, thats just clever.
>>51632449
so much i would do different..
>>51633545
has to be planted, mushrooms dont grow upside down and they dont grow that well without any sunlight and no moving air.
>>51632566
>I have masturbated to dead children in the mud, I have laught at suicidies that ended with funny faces, I have seen people rip their own balls or cutting their dicks, I have seen smegma on levels that most people would find disgusting or vomitive, I have seen bones on the air, people cut in half and skulls on the open without skin... I thought that I saw some shit without a scracth or feeling something.
so you went to /gif/, where is your achievement?
>>51632449
link?
>>51633286
oh god
> tfw no hard drive vibration
>>51634126
Post the end result.
>>51634126
>>51634126
I remember this fucking thread
Haven't laughed that hard in so long
>>51634368
This has to be b8
>>51634368
o shite nigghar whut are yuo duing
>>51632299
I'm tech gore /g/
>>51634405
Cooled by creek water?
>>51634829
aaaaaaaaaaa
>>51633967
>mushrooms
>sunlight
you silly. also they would have grown vertically, and as long as the case fan functions would have plenty of air
>>51632493
>a stupid friend got a mobo(stole tbqh)
>it's like the best fucking mobo, it it military fucking edition
>guns and clips and magazines and shit as heatsink
>called him a retard on the spot
>>51634368
oh for fucks sake
>>51632408
it clearly shows killing the old computer so then you would buy a new one, they're trying to avoid this evil doing
> tfw watercooling wouldn't fix this
>>51634445
>>51634524
>>51635026
It's from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnyoJtv9Cx0
>>51634405
Please tell me this is jizz.
>>51633550
This. Anon beat me to it. Look at how that card would sit in the slot. He fans would point down. And the computer would have other signs of wear from being exposed to the level of moisture in the air it takes for mushrooms to produce fruiting bodies like seen here.
>>51635128
did it travel through time?
>>51635315
>renting a flat because studying in a different city
>the house itself has cockroaches in walls, every other week one crawls out
>terrified of one or few crawling in my PC and this happening
holy shit why must these kind of things exist
>>51634650
Gotta have the best
> triggered
>>51635252
>when your Exchange server speeds away
>>51634368
>I remember this fucking thread
it wasn't that long ago.
anyone who doesn't remember it are welcomed in aokigahara.
>>51633967
>sunlight
Yep, mushrooms need sunlight, that's why they're all so green
>moving air
Yep, that's why they have all those stomata on the mushrooms
Smdh tbqh family
>>51633321
I would think not
Why.
>>51635315
>Australian newegg HQ
>>51635655
>trying to download a car through cat5
negro, you need at least cat6, ese.
Does my PC count as gore? I'm building a new one with detachable cables and cable management holes soon.
>>51635653
Every time I see this pic my sides fly to venus
>>51635655
why are the wires those colours?..
that's not standard..
>>51635685
aaaahahahaha that made me laugh
>>51633239
A shredder?
>>51635685
IT'S NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN JESUS CHRIST
>>51637065
If it was plugged in she'd have 3rd degree burns on her fingers...
>>51635847
It's not pretty. You should do some cable management, actually mount the HDD, clean all that dust/dirt out of there, and replace the back fan that seems to be missing a blade.
>>51635685
She's holding it so incorrectly it actually hurts to look at that picture
>>51632521
Anyone know where you can buy miniature industrial shredders?
>>51637697
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Shred-Tech-100-HP-Dual-Shaft-Shredder-Low-Speed-High-Torque-Metal-Wood-Wire-Tire-/400923637708?hash=item5d58e937cc:g:kV8AAOSw37tWDTvG
>>51633286
nope
>>51632525
I do this all ther time with my keyboard and laptop I even went to shower once with m,y laptop, we had a hot bath.
Only thing you need to watch for is copper not to oxidize
>>51637755
what a time to be alive
>>51637602
kek
>>51632740
I thought that's how you're supposed to use apple products
>>51637770
>>51635002
>>51633967
>>51635531
>>51637770
Its b8 guys. Its all for show
>>51633545
>>51633286
can you eat these cyber mushroom?
>>51638546
You will enter the matrix with those shrooms
>>51635360
well, depending on the type of spiders, these little buggers will keep the roaches at at bay
>>51635384
they can actually be bent in a way that they still all make contact
>>51634368
>linustechtips.com
I will always buy Intel™ because I only play games with Intel Inside™. Intel also pioneers innovative new technologies like Hyper Threading Technology™, Intel Rapid Start Technology™ and the highest quality chipsets to ever grace motherboards.
When I boot up with a brand new Intel™ i7™ with the latest Z chipset, I can enjoy the games the way they where meant to be with Intel Inside™. Intel™ also delivers a far more silkysmooth experience with its Hyper Threading Technology™.
Intel i5™ is also very power efficient. A processor is the most power hungry device in your house. Air conditioners, water heaters, lights, etc all use less power than a processor. Which is why Intel™ puts gamers first by ensuring that their gaming experience is of the highest quality while looking out for gamers by giving them the most value in their electrical bill.
At this point in time, there's really no reasons to consider an AMD processor at all. I tried once, it caused so much heat that it exploded and nearly burnt down my house. It also consumed so much power that it produced an EMP and destroyed not only the rest of my computer but my entire neighborhood.
Intel™ also pioneered how useless MORE CORES is with the i™ series processors. Years ago, everyone thought MORE CORES were the future. Now, Intel™ has debunked that myth entirely and increased efficiency. Now you can save thousands a year in electricity thanks to Intel™ with its powerful IPC. MORE CORES will never be part of Intel's™ line up.
It's quite clear that OPs an AMD shill trying to convince you to settle on something less than the optimal experience with Intel Inside™. Intel™ is the only real way to play games. We have seen recently that they offer incredible libraries for software developers like Intel C++ Compiler. He is probably too poor to afford the Intel Inside™ experience and can not afford to play any games.
Don't be a poor gamer with bad chipsets and a huge power bills. Play games with Intel Inside™
>>51632740
New iPad Pro+ with curved display
>>51635702
for a brief second
i could smell that
>>51632550
someone installed the new amd drivers
my favorite set
>>51639630
Someone is definitely taking the piss with these pictures
There is no fucking way these aren't on purpose
>>51634829
triggered
>>51634405
>linustechtips
>>51632299
AHMED PLS
SOLDERING YOUR CPU WONT INCREASE ITS EXPLOSIVE YIELD
>>51635252
is that a server sucking up water?
>>51632525
Anon! What have you done to my motherboard!?
>>51632455
>>51632493
>>51635019
>>51632322
Some anon had this motherboard and when he was moving abroad and sent his pc by mail he received it completely ripped out of its guts inside.
Apparently the customs thought there was a gun inside and his gpu was in the way so they just ripped it out along with the whole pci socket and removed the "gun" heatsink from it completely.
Least to say, the thing was rip. To bad I don't have the screen cap left, lost it on my old hdd.
>>51634001
Linus tech tips: fallout custom pc etc
Spilled ginger ale all over my 2011 laptop last week. Would love to contribute to a gore thread, but dumbass me acted quickly and tried to salvage it by pouring water on it and letting it dry upside down.
It does work now, although the keys are fucked, both because of the ginger ale/water, and because I started pulling off some of the impossibly fragile membrane keys (backspace button has been off for 2 years, as I would always furiously tap it when correcting typos)
>>51638546
Fucking cockroaches. Whomever made this pig lives like a gross slob.
>>51633286
GPU SHROOMS
HALLUCINATIONS AT 200FPS
>>51632740
Why do they make these with glass screens?
>>51632308
>iCute
Why do gamertards suck so much ass at branding a product?
>>51634126
>>51634368
what was so incredible about that thread?
there's a guy that sometimes posts in battleshit threads for like the last three years that has had an even gorier hanging setup than that, it really wasn't anything special or insanely original like they said it was
>>51639984
dumbshit
>>51639552
underrated post
>>51639855
Villain, I have done thy motherboard!
>>51632550
Is that mud?
>>51644789
Simple pftek.
Probably inoculated in a container then when it started fruiting he put it in the gpu as a joke.
Honestly it probably got infected by mold not long after and those wouldn't be edible, but it's still creative.
>>51635685
Enjoy not having any fingerprints...
>>51632449
Is that the new apple trashcan?
>>51632322
Oh my god, that shit's real...
>>51641725
What are those things, swappable hard drives?
>>51638546
>filename
topkek
>>51633491
"i need help /g/, whenever i have hotpockets the internet stops working"
>>51638811
don't quit your dayjob pal, comedy definitely is not your strong suit.
>>51632521
>heatspreader getting squished like butter
muh dick
>>51633491
I don't get.
>>51632376
I work with tech support and people ask me to install windows 10 for them, I warn them about the costs of my service and that windows 10 comes free, but some of them still want me to do it. 3 hours x €25/hour
>mfw some people are too retarded to own a device imo
>>51645876
Both the microwave and the router emit the same radiation.
>>51632461
i'm out
>>51634126
>not posting v2.0
>>51645957
>>51639676
these are stock-photos you can buy to display on your cool "average-american-small-town-local-friendly-tech-support.com" website
retards will see and think "ooh technology" and come to you
>>51645983
the faggot who created this horrible contraption posted his new setup around 2 months ago
>>51645118
What kind of retard does this thing appeal to? do people really give a shit about how internal components look like?
>dude my mobo looks like a gun and it's called assassin lol I'm such a hardcore gaymurrrr
>>51646028
>hardcore gaymurrrr
Hit the nail on the head there.
>>51635655
>blue orange black red green green brown blue
wut?
if anything it should be
>blue orange black red green yellow brown white
>>51646046
Does it actually matter, as long as they match the other end?
>>51645911
That mean testicular cancer?
>>51646120
>yes, if you use the wrong colors your wires get confused and your internet will download at upload speed.
in all seriousness, if the cable breaks, you'll be having a hard time figuring out what the fuck to do when you try to get a new connector on
>>51645911
so I could, in theory, download food from my microwave?
>>51646201
HOW HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS
>>51632444
Omfg
>>51646212
okay, here's the plan, you build a microwave-resistant 3d printer INSIDE the microwave with edible paste and artificial flavoring instead of plastics.
then you connect your microwave to your wireless network
then you DOWNLOAD FUCKING HOT POCKETS DIRECTLY TO YOUR MICROWAVE, WHERE THEY WILL BE PRINTED AND HEATED FOR YOU
I'll give it 1 year max before this is actually a thing
>>51634368
>abit
>>51635685
bye bye fingers
>>51635633
Holy..
>>51635847 i built my pc inside the case of a 10 year old dell
>>51633528
shitty coverage...
>>51637755
>>51637697
>Miniature
>>51632638
this. its placement was a terrible idea to begin with.
>>51632322
>>51632455
gayman mobo
>>51646238
i recall using a laser printer's over to bake pancakes once, but i lost the photos.
>replace cartridges toner with either frosting sugar or chocolate
>profit.
>>51635633
"Music was a mistake."
-Mozzarella
>>51634405
Cooled by a jar of the purest moonshine!
>>51635128
Looks like it could achieve sentience.
>>51634829
Happened to me once
>Guy wants me to see if I can get some extremely important data off of his drive that "crashed"
>He brings it over and tells me at the door "Yeah I opened it to see if I could see what was wrong"
>You opened the actual drive?
>"Yeah..."
Stood there in silence for about 30 seconds before telling him the drive is probably damaged beyond repair due to opening it.
>>51645105
BMW also had a similar thing with trash cans and their grills.
>>51646238
ChefJet?
>>51645957
>HDD on a string
I'd be in permanent anxiety.
>>51645957
Oct 2015 nevr forget
>>51649222
nice trips.
>vga used
I'm so not surprised.
>>51635612
Spilled their coffee and didn't take to to bestbuy for a couple days huh
>>51649222
Got the screencap of where another anon tried to replicate that but only screwed their pc into the plaster (and not the joist) and it ripped their ceiling down? IIRC it led to the discovery of standing water/rot in the attic which is what anon blamed the ceiling anon
>>51638546
> tfw "Look at my ddr4 guise"
>>51646120
they dont match, I also thought like that and messed up. Some ethernet cards auto detect the order of the wires, so you can just mash them in.
>>51632525
I did this to my gtx580s I spilled rape soda all over them one fine day. Worked fine after that sold them to an unsuspecting acquaintance he used in for a good 3 years then I told him.
>>51649750
How the fuck does that happen?
>>51645911
no it fucking doesnt
they just release their own radiation at the same frequency (2.5 gigahertz)
some routers are now 5 gigahertz to avoid this.
at work when the toaster and microwave work the wifi cuts out
>>51637402
>>51638546
>tfw ur lings are all attracted to computer and miss rush timings
>>51632408
actually, washing out a keyboard isn't such a bad idea, or am I being retarded?
>>51649720
> rape soda
>>51649985
Now remind me again, outside of heat what is the other big thing electronics do not like?
>>51649985
as long as you let it dry out water would be fine, I don't know what would happen if you used soap
>>51635360
I once found one in my PSU, the fucker had gotten smashed by the fan, what a disgusting thing to clean
>>51634829
This isn't gore you fucking nigger, we've all done that with out old drives
>>>/out/
>>51650036
>outside of heat
also, if you let it dry properly what would get screwed?
>>51649801
2.4ghz*
>>51632486
I have worked on laptops like this before, fucking nasty.
>>51650525
Let it dry naturally and don't take a blowtorch to it you can have electronics work after getting dunked into water.
>>51649222
>>51645957
Some people are truly desperate for attention.
>>51649024
This comment has been seized by HP Corporation.
>>51637755
>Mfw this is almost as powerful as many cars made today
>Mfw I don't have a face.
>>51640037
Underrated post
>>51650036
conductivity where there isnt supposed to be any
>>51646239
>YFW THERE ARE NEWFAGS OUT THERE WHO HAVE NEVER EVEN HAD AN ABIT BOARD
IRREDEEMABLE PLEBS
>>51635685
WOMEN IN STEM.TGA
SJWHUB.WEBP
>>51635685
At least she's wearing protective eyewear
>>51649630
Backup ram for whenever you work on a pc with a dial up connection and can't download amymore.
>>51651342
last abit (first computer) i had the bios went literal full retard
would drain a brand new fucking eeprom bettery in 10 seconds flat
Perminately destroyed any hard drive booted up with the machine
Fucking magic man
ill still never forget unwrapping that beast at Christmas time with an entire stack of burned pc games, thanks dad.
>>51651342
I use an AX78 with a X2 4400+/8G ram for irc shell, local nameserver, resolver, etc
newer GA and asus boards have come and gone, while that thing keeps on trucking
>>51635252
>water cooled
>>51649630
I'm half the RAM I used to be
>>51649222
anyone got archive link?
>>51650499
What the fuck is happening here?
>>51651939
>my PC is on life support
>>51632322
>>51635685
what is she trying to solder?
>>51651975
>Nvidia branded cables to enable faster data transfer
>>51639898
Shit, someone please post this.
Actually got infuriated, I hope he sued them apart.
>>51632566
>I am le edgy xD
>>51652002
GOOD GOD WHY
THAT BETTER BE A GROUND FEEDER HE SCREWED INTO
>>51652034
THOSE ARE POWER MOLEX BRAH
>>51651975
> tfw tech support
>>51649985
I've done it, of course with the circuit pad removed. Got all the gunk out and it worked like brand new.
>>51651975
>cross-fire
>>51634445
>>51634524
>>51635026
>OMG LMAO SO CRAZY
I've seen this webm about 40 times. It wasn't funny the first time and it's not funny now. It's just some moron putting paste on a cheap motherboard.
You people will laugh at anything.
> "fiery speeds"
>>51652025
>>51650589
>>51652034
![[HTake] Takarasagashi no Natsuyasumi - 01 (720p)[8659e21e][SubDESU-H].mp4_snapshot_03.03_[2015.06.22_12.21.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9zqGwdz.jpg "[HTake] Takarasagashi no Natsuyasumi - 01 (720p)[8659e21e][SubDESU-H].mp4_snapshot_03.03_[2015.06.22_12.21.43].jpg")
>>51652227
>rubber dome
>>51652227
ARE THOSE FUCKING FINGER NAIL CLIPPINGS?
WHY!!??! HOW?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!??!
