Toasters are technology.
ITT: we discuss things that toast bread
Contact grills are far superior to normal toasters. Can your toaster make steaks? No? But my contact grill can, and make toast at the same time!
>tfw no Waring Heavy-Duty Switchable Bread & Bagel Toaster capable of up to 360 slices per hour
>>51431838
That sounds like fun.
No fun allowed.
>>51431838
This honestly. Even a toaster oven is better.
Also what's with all these threads that should be in /ck/...
>>51431923
What the fuck?
>>51431790
>Not toasting your bread with free as in freedom fire
>>51431952
I want one of these with an image of a vagina.
>tfw no appliances look like this anymore
why even live
>>51431923
filename.
My toaster is probably 15 years old. What new toaster should I get?
>>51431857
NIPPLES
IPPLESE
PPLESEL
PLESELP
LESELPP
ESELPPI
SELPPIN
>>51431975
Thinkpad T420
>>51431857
That's a nice toaster, anon, but I will be god damned if my kitchen does not have a Dualit classic four slice toaster, with defrost and bagel functionality and Dualit's classic mechanical timer and ejector lever.
Waring makes badass shit though. Damn that's a nice industrial toaster. But the Dualit is the alpha dog ultimate home toaster. It's like the Oster beehive blender of toast. It just feels better to use it.
>>51431994
you are literally eating shit out of your own hands if you use that toaster
>tfw /fa/ toaster
>>51432016
you get fucked with that bullshit. It is not an Apple toaster. I use Thinkpads and Android phones and I will toast my toast in a goddamn nice mechanical toaster that I buy second hand because they last forever, just like my laptops.
Fuck you cock sucker. Bella is the Apple of toasters. Pretty but will not stand the test of time.
A Dualit will make toast until you're in the fucking ground. And then it'll make toast for someone else because it holds no alliance.
>>51432039
>one slice
>no ejection?
>covered in crumbs after one use
how fucking stupid
>>51432061
>not being able to clearly watch your toast toast to exact preferred doneness
Enjoy being a caveman
>>51431994
>not buying the 2-Slice Extruded Aluminum Long-Slot Toaster from Cuisinart
Physical ejector levers are so outdated, friend. A motorized lift and lower feature moves items down or up with one light touch. No unnecessary barbaric "ejector levers"
And lets talk about the minuscule size of those slots. does a full slice of bread even fit in there?It's like you WANT to be limited by the size of your bread and other toastable edibles.
Does your toaster even have a one side bagel toasting mode that makes sure that perfect results are guaranteed?
Are you literally a peasant?
>>51432045
>shilling this hard for Dualit
Lol, are you retarded?
Dualit is an NSA botnet and bloated as fuck. Not to mention it doesn't cook rice. What if you want to rice it? Well, guess what nigger, you can't. Get fucked Dualitbabby.
>>51432081
In such a fit of rage I forgot my picture, how horrid. I am truly embarassed.
>>51432081
it does have one sided bagel mode
>he buys Cuisinart trash
>>51432039
This is the kind of dumb shit Apple would come up with.
It toasts a Mickey Mouse head
>>51432123
forgot photo
>>51432099
While I will admit that motorized toast extrusion is a fantastic feature that all toasters should have, just looking at that piece of fuck you can tell it will not last a decade, much less a lifetime. Why buy a toaster if it will not outlive you?
>his kitchen appliances aren't his children
why even live? why even toast?
All of you guys are talking about these shitty toasters. How about a gamer's toaster? Preferably with multicoloured LED's.
>>51432097
this guy gets it
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>>51432150
>Why buy a toaster if it will not outlive you?
lol
haha yea I love these threads
>>51432167
That's not even a toaster you dumb nigger.
>>51432173
>the joke
>your head
>>51432159
>gamer's toaster
>>51432173
shit sorry force of habit
Plebs
>>51432197
mmm that'll go well with these eggs in the morning.
>>51432197
But the fan will get filled with crumbs. What a shitty toaster.
>>51432045
>Bella
Nigger what? Bella is one of the cheapest appliance manufacturers on the market. Enjoy your cute little pastel Hewlett Packard tier toaster while I'm cranking out golden beauties with my Kitchenaid.
>>51432210
Lightsaber toasters are a gimmick, lol. Ever since they sold out to Facebook I completely lost interest. Totally niche technology that's overhyped and completely irrelevant. Next year I probably won't even buy one unless they're priced <200$ USD.
Have a wallpaper
>>51432218
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>>51432210
Only good part of that movie aside from the graphics, tbhonest, fām
>>51431968
you're pretty kinky, anon...
http://www.masswerk.at/flyer/?8,md,clr
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
>>51432173
Yeah because toasters belong in /g/ and not the food board to begin with dumb fuck
>>51432359
Posts like yours make me cringe.
>>51432332
Get offa my cloud.
Also, pic.
>>51432536
Lol haha sorry sometimes I can be so awk ~
>>51431923
Used to work at Sonic, had something like this.
The roller was full of liquid "butter"...
>>51431968
I feel like I've seen that somewhere already
>>51431838
Contact grills: for the man who not only wants burnt toast, but under cooked steak.
>>51432061
Also super easy to burn yourself on.
![toaster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xjMAgpm.jpg "toaster[1].jpg")
I'M TOASTER OVEN
SON OF A BITCH MICROWAVE
MICROWAVE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT RADIATION POISONING?
DO YOU WANT TASTELESS MESS?
MICROWAVE IS PIG DISGUSTING
PERCY SPENCER IS MURDERER
FUCKING MICROWAVE
>>51433563
>mfw toasterfags get this buttranged and analdevestated by microshitters
>>51431968
I'm not gonna stop you from munching burnt carpet in the morning, but I gotta say, if this is your way of eating pussy, then you should re-evaluate your life choices
>>51431968
>>51433490
I knew it.
>>51431972
>no appliances look like this anymore
They do, though? "Retro" styled appliances are a pretty big thing.
>>51431923
Fuck i remember those toasters
>>51431990
le kek
