onahole

A 1$ mousepad

>>51424190
i have a literal giant dick onaholes are way too small for me

Mechanical keyboard and a good mouse like the MX Master (if you don't game) or a Zowie if you do.

also a nice monitor (or set of monitors)

MAKE YOUR LIFE COMFY BRO

>>51424182
A Tamagotchi

>>51424205
they stretch a lot

>>51424182

1TB SSD

Terrorist watch

Get a dog

>mfw I slave away my limited time on earth to get some overpriced garbage that I will find interesting for less than a week

How are people not killing themselves every minute

>>51424635
They are

Maybe they're the smart ones

>>51424588
Can confirm, have dog. Love dog.

Buy a real doll.

Or some cisco routing gear for an overly elaborate home network.

Or both.

Or enjoy the hole in your life ;^)

>>51424182
Do you have good upload speed?

I want a new rig with a fancy monitor but all the good monitors have light bleed and dead pixels and shit. Does anyone have one of those big-ass ultrawide monitors?