>>50798656
What do you care, getting triggered is for pussies, a real man doesn't get triggered unless he chooses to.

>>50798656
Because using one ensures hovering is the closest you'll get to a woman.

>>50798953
>what is PTSD

>>50799389
nice

this guy ripped off ahmed's side hoverboard.

>>50799389
Kekity Kekeroo

>>50799464
>implying PTSD isn't a fake illness made up by lazy ex service personnel to get free monies

>>50798656
>4000 USD

kek, this is just like those handlebar-less segways, chiinese companies will be able to make this shit for like 300 bucks.

>>50800102
They already have http://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-hover-board.html

tbh they're all horrible. Hard to ride, typically somewhat expensive, can't go speeds worth a damn, and you look like a lazy tard riding it. Just get a longboard fam

I want a scooter that folds up and attaches to my back that unfolds with a button so that when the criminals take my purse I can pull out my scooter and in pursuit

>>50800012
>implying PTSD is any more made up than your autism