GYM STORIES
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>spend the night with my friends
>get home at 4 am
>didn't get much sleep
>it's squat day
>have to do 195kg x2 but feel like shit
>remember I have a some ephedrine
>take it
>drink some coffee
>creatine
>pre-workout
>mfw
>drive like a lunatic to they gym
>casually crush 200kg x2 instead of the planned 195kg
>set a deadlift PR afterwards
>eat like a truck and sleep like a baby when I get home
Damn, this shit was fantastic. Anyway, gym stories thread, I guess.
>>36250893
u nutter, wot r u like eh
>take ephedrine
>eat like truck
>go to the gym yesterday
>completely fucking full
> have to reorganize my entire routine because I have to wait in line to use fucking anything
>90% of the people were skinny fucking refugees trying to lift way too much at 1/10th rom
>roid bros hogging the benches and the squat rack
>tfw the winter rush just won't fucking end
>tfw looking for a new gym
The struggle is real
>>36250893
nice.
>>36251566
>go to the gym at 10 am
>empty
>go to the gym at 2 pm
>empty
>go to the gym at 4 pm
>empty
I hope they're alright
did some sneaky flexing though, hopefully nobody saw me
>>36251598
You're fucking lucky. My gym is always packed unless you go at like 6am
>finish up on the free weights, home time
>locker room, take my towel out my bag
>step in
>never used it before, didn't even mean to bring my towel just had some shampoo etc in it and thought "why not"
>it's one of those showers where there's no knob or dial, you just press a button and it turns on for 30-60 seconds
>not this gym fucker
>it has a 10 second timer instead of a 30 second, when even 30 is frustrating enough
>I take long showers, thereputic
>get increasingly angrier and angrier at this fucking shower
>feel the roidrage and smash the button down in anger
>it stays down but is completely cold as fuck
>step out the shower since it goes ice cold as fast as I can
>slip on shampoo
>crack my head on the glass door and chip it
>scream like a little girl
>guy asks if I'm ok from next stall, I say yeah
>stand in the shower for a good 2 minutes to regain my composure
>walk out of shower
>that guy stole my towel
>mfw
sometimes I wonder why I lift
>>36251598
Mine is busy at 7am and 4pm til 6.
All other times it only has a couple people in there.
>tfw even at their busiest, they have enough squat and power racks for everyone
>be me
>go to gym with good grill friend
>not to be confused with gf
>the braindamaged autist employee at the gym bakes on her as usual
>she puts in earphones
>autist employee graps the chance
>"Nice tits"
>Grill friend takes earphones out and exclaims "wut?"
>Autist says "nothin"
>she puts them back in
>autist says "I just said nice tits"
One of the most cringeworthy moments of my life
>>36251894
Sounds pretty alpha to me
>Doing a PPL routine
>went shooting tuesday and skipped pull day workout
>on wednesday did pull day workout
>to catch up, did legs and push day workout last night
>took a little over 2 hours
>slowly realizing working out is becoming my whole life
>dont care, at least im getting gains
>>36251894
Should have knocked him the fuck out desu
Now you just sound like a cuck and that guy obviously has no respect for you so you probably behave like a beta
>>36251894
>>36251925
There you go, the employee is also browsing /fit/
>>36251566
I take impromptu rest days on those days. Not worth the effort and time.
>>36251444
that was because I was exhausted from busting two PRs on the same day, chum.
>>36251963
He says some pretty savage shit, but he is legitimately brain damaged so he doesn't know.
I remember one time where the new employee that he taught stuff washed the floor.
Then my mate asked if he made her do that.
Then he said "Yeah who needs gender equality when I have this" as he was pointing at the girl
>>36251939
>used to work out in 30 minutes
>now takes me an hour and a half
holy shit I'm still a beginner but its taking up a lot of time
>>36251939
Mate, 2 hours for legs and push is quite ok.
I'm doing smolov atm and after finishing the squat sets I go about the rest of my workouts, I usually stay for about 3 hours no matter what I do.
>>36252135
based brain damage gym bro
>>36252135
If he's brain damaged just murder him when he leaves work,do your part to purify the gene pool
Either way you're a beta who let yourself get cucked by a vegetable
>>36252369
if he was really brain damaged, he wouldn't be this >>36252135 based, it's just that op is a giant betamax faggot
>>36252369
>brain damage
>gene pool
kill yourself, retard
>>36252756
>implying brain damage can't be a genetic disorder
>>36253067
...it's can't.
>>36253189
it can't*
>>36250893
>Been lifting at a YMCA outside Buffalo
>Inner city black kids always acting like fucking animals, usually there for pickup basketball
>Doing OHP in only power cage late one night
>A pair of DYEL chimps are on a bench near me
>Not really paying attention, notice laughter coming from their area
>Look over, spotter is laughing while his buddy gasps for air underneath 225 lbs of barbell and weights
>Spotter just fucking laughs and laughs and laughs
>"Nigga...*gasp...I can't breathe...*gasp...sheeiiit..."
>A few minutes go by
>I want to help the fucker, but the /pol/ack in me wants to hear ribs crack
>Make eye contact with another regular using the smith machine, he's in equal shock, yet has a grin of his own
>More time goes by
>Eventually spotter helps lift the bar, they start calling each other nigga for everyone to hear
>Shake head and go back to OHP
>at gym at 1:30 AM
>middle-aged guy comes in, looks like he used to be huge
>spends 20 minutes strapping plates to all the machines before lifting anything
>puts literally six 45 lb plates, two 20 lb kettlebells, and a 10 lb plate on the weight stack for the calf raise machine
>1/8th ROMs it
He probably came at this hour so no one would tell him not to do stupid shit like that.
>>36251735
>trying to do stomach vacuums well reading thread
>lost it to this post
Hahahaha shiet anon
>>36254107
kek, fucking nigs
>19
>sophomore year in college, live in dorms and workout in campus gym
>go when it opens at 5:30 am because it's packed every other hour of the day
>there's only about 10 people who always go when it opens
>January rolls around
>I think that mybe since I go early, the New Year's crowd won't be so bad
>fuckitsstillbad.jpg
>there are two slightly chubby girls taking turns on the only bench press
>they've been there twenty minutes, when one of them isn't lifting she hops up and down
>no weights or anything, she just clasps her hands together and jumps in place like a mentally retarded rabbit
>one of the better regular lifters, we'll call him strongbro, decides it's time for his bench press
>asks them to leave, they've been on there almost half an hour now
>"we only have a few more sets"
>bitch puts her earbuds back in before strongbro has a chance to say anything else
>strongbro isn't backing down, he just crosses his arms and looks at them
>they make eye contact a couple times, they try to look away but they're clearly uncomfortable
>bouncy finishes her thirty rep set and gets ready for some more down syndrome jumping jacks, but is too self-conscious with strongbro staring her down to start
>her friend says something to her and they leave
>strongbro got to bench
>I never saw twiddlewhore or tweedlecunt in the gym again
Based strongbro
>>36256531
>tfw no strongbro
Tfw no 45s whenever I'm at the gym because record breaking powerlifter is always using most of them
>>36252214
This. I used to do my entire routine in half an hour but now I take almost an hour doing the same shit plus some (like one or two) accessories here and there. Makes no sense to me
>>36251598
I go around 08:30pm and its usually fucking dead
>In locker room
>Gym has hair dryers by mirrors for anyone to use
>Old man, 70s or thereabouts, drying balls with the blowers
>be at free weights area
>incline db benching
>see this twink doing 30lbs rows with his ass out
>can see panty lines over his sweat pants in the reflection
>tfw he caught me staring at his ass
>first one in line when the gym opens so I get to the free weights before people start to filter out from the locker room
>everyone that goes at this hour is familiar with one another so it's pretty comfy for lack of a better word
>nobody reracks their weights before the gym closes so I usually spend a few minutes tidying the place up with a fellow DYEL or the occasional QT
>decide I've done enough and I start warming up for squats
>my rack has almost nothing for weights on it but since I squat under 2pl8 it's a nonissue
>notice the tall jacked guy that runs around the indoor track after every set starts foraging all over the gym for something
>focus on my lifts but he keeps getting closer to my vicinity
>start squatting a full set when he narrowly avoids hitting my bar and comes back through a doorway with an armful of 10lb weights
>finish squats and I see it
>the dude is benching almost 100lbs worth of 10s on the smith machine
>does this every other day
>wears a 5% rich piana hat to boot
On one hand the dude seems normal and definitely lifts but some of the things he does leads me to believe he's mildly autistic
>last Saturday
>get super fuckin horny
>decide to do something stupid
>stick L size butt plug up my ass
>throw on compression shorts and a pair of bball shorts over that
>head to the gym
>squat rack
>deep squat causes compression shorts to tighten and force buttplug another inch or two up my ass
>notice some people watching me, brush it off they just jelly
>finish squats
>head over to free weight area with 360 degree mirrors
>get in bent over row position
>mfw my butt plug is causing my bball shorts to stick 2 inches out from my ass
>see a girl pointing at me
>it's really quite visible
>drop weights, grab bag and hop on my bike to ride home
>leave compression shorts on and do bodyweight squats while I jack it in the front room
>cum buckets
>probably can't ever go to that gym again tbqh
>be me
>go to the gym
>workout
>leave
>Go to gym
>Wearing Beatles shirt
>Time for Bench press, guy works in with me
>'Nice shirt'
>Talk about Beatles in between sets
>Bench more than before
>Finish workout go home
I met a nice person, it was nice
>>36258712
beatles are pretty memey
>>36250893
>Went to the gym today and there were no dumbells free,
>but there was a bench with no one on it that had 4 dumbells sitting on it.
>Take 2 and started doing shoulder press.
>Halfway through the set the guy who was on that bench came back got pissed at me and tried to take the weights back
>end up having an argument over weights
>my boss and I didn't want it to escalate was there so I just let him have the weights back
Seriously these faggots need to learn how to share. You can't just reserve half the fucking equipment in the gym and then use some other machine
>>36258941
*boss was there and I didn't want it to escalate
>>36258941
sharing is for betas
>>36258941
Why did you start using HIS weights and bench without asking permission first? Seems like a dick move
>>36258957
keep telling yourself that 'alpha'
>>36258969
I didn't use his bench. I took 2 of his 4 weights because there was literally no one at the bench. Then he interrupts my set. I paid to use the gym he can't just reserve 4 dumbells then go off somewhere
>>36258993
>I didn't use his bench. I took 2 of his 4 weights because there was literally no one at the bench.
>I took 2 of his 4 weights
>his 4 weights
You knew it was wrong.
>>36259033
>4 dumbells
>because he has 4 hands
>I had no way of knowing he was even at the bench and didn't just leave the weights out
>>36259046
>because he has 4 hands
>what are supersets and dropsets
>>36258537
Wait wait wait, was this yesterday? You didn't see me, did you?
>year ago
>going to go squat at gym
>feel really tight, keep stretching but nothing's really working
>decide to just start anyway, keep using rests to stretch more
>start using only rack in gym
>smoking hot 10/10 in booty shorts waiting to squat so offer to work in and move safeties down a couple pegs
>she feels uncomfortable about it but agrees to work in, help change weights
>sitting down to stretch behind the rack, groin stretch
>absentmindedly staring straight ahead
>realize for last 15 seconds I've been staring at the clearly defined pussy lips of the 10/10
>realize I'm staring
>she sees me staring
>I'm spreading my legs, sitting on floor, and staring up at her vag, then look up in horror and see she's watching me look from the mirror
>she reracks the weight and grabs her stuff, gives me a look that curdles milk, and walks off
>fast forward to today
>she sees me doing dips and casually kicks my phone across the room before walking into the womens bathroom 2 feet away
>>36258941
>>my boss and I didn't want it to escalate was there so I just let him have the weights back
now your boss thinks you're a pussy and not cut out for middle management
>>36259139
>fast forward to today
>she sees me doing dips and casually kicks my phone across the room before walking into the womens bathroom 2 feet away
she wants you mate
>>36259046
dumbbell hoarder detected
>>36259142
Yeah maybe I should have punched him in the face then raped him in the ass to show dominance
>/fit/ - insecure wannabe alphas
>>36251819
which gym do you go to?
>>36258658
good story anon
>>36251894
I wish I could graps at chances like that
>>36250893
> eat like a truck
Zoozle
>>36259196
>Yeah maybe I should have punched him in the face then raped him in the ass to show dominance
You would've been a LEGEND, right now you're just an anon
>>36259139
She just bitched you out.
>>36259282
is this a bad thing
I mean I have a gf anyway
>>36259386
It is when she is kicking your property across the gym.
>>36251735
Hahaha
>be finishing up workout
>always take post shower to wipe away sweat
>dry off thouroughly using towel, slippery locker room floors are a doosy
>go sit in sauna for a minute to warm body
>change to hot tub
>chillin in the hottub until some dude walks over grabs his towel walks back to his corner
>walks back over grabs my towel
>anger rises
>wipes my ball sweat all over his face
>i dont know wether to be mad or laugh my ass off
>see him walking out of the gym at the same time amd let the desk manager know what he did to remind her everytime she sees this guy checking in
