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>2016
>not being skeezy
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>>37952721
Yeah. The USA is a bit overboard on roid legality. A shame.
took me 5 days with this AS labs tren ace to get night sweats, had them last night
50mg ed
my strength went through the roof today too
>>37952747
good thing I have a prescription for trenbolony
oh
wait
nevermind
yolo
21, liften 6 months read up on steroids..
got my diet. 5ft9 71kg, ordered 3 vials of test E, arimidex and clomid for pct...
wish me luck senpai
>>37952783
>pct
kek
>>37952783
What the fuck are you gonna do with 3 vials
>pct
Oh
>>37952829
>>37952816
isnt one vial = 10ml.
1ml = 250mg
>>37952848
thats enough for 30 weeks TRT or 15 weeks at 500mg
enough for a first cycle (12 weeks)
That feel when too small to cut(for me) ,but too fat for abs.18% What do
>>37952848
they're mocking you because most people here blast and cruise instead of cycling
don't mind them
>>37952957
tren
>>37952783
GLHF
I remember my first cycle, you'll never look back op
>>37952721
Guys. Why does my estrogen go up to 400ng/dL just by taking 125mg of Test E.
Is this normal?
>>37952957
soduko
>>37953090
I'm assuming you have the units wrong?
>>37952783
did you buy pharma adex and pct?
sup fgts, if i do 500mg test e, can i fit in 500mg in one gauge and just inject it once a week, or is it better to pin 250mg 2x a week.
>>37953250
You CAN but for better blood levels e3d is better
>>37953250
You might be ok with once a week.
Some people pin test-e once a week with no problems.
If you are sensitive to test's sides then go for twice a week. You will know if you are sensitive if you start getting bad acne or your mood is fucky.
I'm nearing my fourth week on first cycle test E (250), 500 mg/wk
However, I don't see much gains in terms of body.
Got some strength gains
what are the chances of test being fake?
i'll take bloods in a week or so
>>37953345
Wait another week or so, did you frontload ?
>>37953250
if you want to pin once a week, you should get test u/d
don't pin once a week on test e
>>37953345
fourth week is when it kicks in bae, dont worry about it. Next 8 weeks will be BIG.
>>37953345
test is never ever fake, it's the cheapest compound there is
4 weeks is about how long it takes for it to even start working.
>>37953250
i did 750mg once and i got test flue. Best is split, to avoid that flue
iam injecting 250ml test and 380 masteron at once atm tho. Got no problems
>>37953391
wtf is test flu?
What are the benefits of bnc with hcg instead of simply cycling?
>>37952971
Well if he thinks you shouldn't have PCT even when B&C'ing, he's an idiot anyway.
>>37953415
you never come off
you don't have to go through the awful sides of most serms
you don't have to lose some of your gains from being low test while you come off/before the pct kickstarts your hpta production back up
>>37953415
Lose no gains. (i know the "just one cycle m8!" fags will say they will keep everything with their "perfect diet and training" lol, but it isn't reality)
Mood is always good.
Less chance of a bad acne breakout as PCT tends to be the worst time for it.
Less stress on your body overall as you're putting less drugs through it.
Probably cheaper too. Test is cheap as fuck and 3-6 months of cruise dose costs less than (pharma, which is all you should use) PCT meds.
>>37953415
>>37953415
You dont yoyo your hormone levels they just go a bit down then stay there constantly. You keep more gains. Downside is you're always fucking stabbing yourself with needles. Sometimes I really just can't be fucked with it, and sometimes my estro can get a bit high and need to sort it out whereas with cycling it will sort itself out after the pct. You will however have a period of very low test where you will be depressed as fuck and lose gainz.
>>37953422
lol pct on bnc what a pleb
>>37953422
>>37953450
thats like wiping your ass when you've gone for a piss, doesn't make sense m8
>>37953439
>Less stress on your body overall as you're putting less drugs through it.
As if there was more stress on your body when putting NO drugs in it when cycling
>>37953459
I said you have PCT when blasting and cruising, not use it. It's for if you needed to come off suddenly, for some reason or another, maybe your gear was seized, maybe it was destroyed, and you couldn't get any more for a while.
>>37953459
>>37953450
He means in case you have to stop taking your gear for whatever reason.
What the fuck did i injure now? I am having some pretty bad cramping-type pain... i thought it was my heart and started shitting myself but it is right between two of my ribs, almost exactly where my pec meets my ribcage.
It hurts like fuck i don't think it is the muscle. Its more of a cramp type pain but it's not going away, been here a few days
>>37953354
nope, i did not. So gains should not start before after 4+ weeks? ok then, thanks
>>37953372
thanks mate
>>37953383
well, the only source i could get is some Israeli company, wihch is mostly aimed at post-CCCP space, so im a bit worried, but yeah, will see
Hey guys, I found 2 vials of test and a half vial of tren from 2014 that I completely forgot about. Can I still use it or is it basically expired by now? One of the test vials have never been opened as well
>>37953487
mate, i feel like im always fucking injured at the moment or ill its a joke
>>37953548
I found a vial that was 3 years old and I concluded it was mostly oil after pinning for two weeks. It was pharma
>>37953487
Sounds like you hurt your sternum. Do you do a lot of bench and flies?
A lot of frauds think they don't need to do recovery work like mobility cause they don't get sore but its really important.
Stretch your chest/lats
>>37953548
Don't they have expiry date? mine does
Alright you swole cheating fucks. Week 9 of first cycle next week. 350 test e PW and plan to run for 16 weeks.
Going away for a week, no lifting as a rest week. I'm fine with that. However, will one week of no cardio except walking have much of an effect on my BP?
How natty is this?
Dude is 6' tall. Skin in scrotum condition 365 days of the year.
Follow the link for more.
I'm not sure how to post a facebook link without being flagged for spamming.
>>37953695
more
>>37953703
last one
>>37953695
>How natty is this?
Not very/10
>>37953695
>>37953703
As natty as scooby
>>37953709
>>37953713
Sonofabitch is all if you put in the work, you will achieve your dreams (sic).
Fuck him.
>>37953695
brocklesnar/10
>when you accidentally send the heart emoji
>>37953690
dude are you serious? it's 350mg, that's barely above trt dose. you'll be fine. also i just took a week off from training and lifting today just felt special again.
>>37953733
>350mg
>barely above trt dose
>150mg alone is enough to put you over your natty test levels
>b a r e l y a b o v e
>>37953733
>350mg, that's barely above trt dose
I'm currently taking 250mg/week. I take 12.5mg of Asin every pin day. Suddenly today I'm feeling really emotional, like crying. Maybe because I'm leaving this job where I have a crush on my female boss. I pinned yesterday and took an Asin last night of 12.5mg I also took one right now because I'm crying at the thought of leaving my job because I'm going to miss my boss so much. I'm also getting hot flashes where I feel for a second my head is hot or cold quickly. I'm trying to still find out if these symptoms are high estro or low estro and should I up my Asin (Pharma) or if I'm taking too much.
Thanks
>>37953733
I'm serious bro. I had 250ish natty test but couldn't get TRT from doc. Hence the lowish dose and longer duration. Second will be a real blast (500 test, 450 deca)
So I take it I shouldn't worry about my BP for a week of no cardio?
Also, how did the week off treat you? With this been 1st cycle I've never took a break on cycle yet.
>>37953450
>>37953459
Spastics
Gotta cop some triptorelin soon
Does this shit even work though
>>37953808
if your BP has been a problem in the past, just bring something to monitor it. and if you're still paranoid, put in like 2 short cardio sessions at some point but just going off experience i doubt it will matter at all.
as far as my week off goes, it's been something that i probably put off for like a year and in retrospect i feel like it's something i should probably be doing like once every 3 months. everything just felt kinda fresh and new today, i felt way more agile and explosive.
Can anyone get a great physique roiding? Even Klinefelter dudeos?
>>37953733
>350mg
>barely above trt dose
350mg is like 3-4x of average natty levels you dumb piece of shit.
>>37953794
I think it's low, fuck.
Obsessive thoughts, crying (for a reason), loss of appetite. Shouldn't have taken another dose of asin, fuck.
>>37953833
i don't know, try it yourself
>>37953833
might have to remove a tit or two for klinefelters.
also crazy amount of lat growth.
>>37953740
>>37953760
>>37953846
lmao i see this is a touchy subject
>>37952982
Just ordered 10 weeks worth of 600mg/wk. Gonna run 100+kcal and recomp
>>37953818
Bro, need your help
What were those dope black canvas sneaks, it wasn't shoes like pottery, they look similar but a better design
>>37953932
you into fatties now?
>>37953932
Wow where have you been?
>>37953850
Well you took another dose already so just see if symptoms get better from now on or not. If not you've got a double confirmation that you should lower the asin.I think its not even necessary to take unless you got gyno issues or Sth at your dose.
>>37953955
She's cute and smooth, tiny shy qts will always be #1
>>37953956
A place with lots of Mexicans
>>37953999
America?
>>37953999
got a home renovation project you're working on?
>>37954022
I can see Mexico from my window, the girls here are crazy
>>37954028
A mobile roid van/camper
>>37954022
I would've gone with Mexico myself.
>>37954102
How's your sis m8
>>37953832
Thanks.
>>37954130
>How's your sis m8
p good.
got to see her and the fa.m again this holiday.
her bf hoping on testE and deca now
So if i literally lost consciousness/passed out from hypoglycemia on 500mg dnp, how close did i come to dying
I felt myself going more and more hypo but i was like "fuck it just ignore it". Thought i would just feel hungry and shit all day but i literally fucking lost consciousness, i don't even know how long.
>>37954254
nigga why didnt you just eat some fucking sugar
>>37953721
Kek total curlbro tho
>>37954271
I did after i regained consciousness lel.
But srs does anyone know how close i was to dying? What kind of blood glucose levels would cause someone to pass out?
>>37954284
from webmd
Mild hypoglycemia can make you feel hungry or like you want to vomit. You could also feel jittery or nervous. Your heart may beat fast. You may sweat. Or your skin might turn cold and clammy.
Moderate hypoglycemia often makes people feel short-tempered, nervous, afraid, or confused. Your vision may blur. You could also feel unsteady or have trouble walking.
Severe hypoglycemia can cause you to pass out. You could have seizures. It could even cause a coma or death.
>>37953833
They will always keep the wide hips and long limbs and learning difficulties. But testosterone can definitely help shape the body to a more male form. For gyno they'd need.surgery tho.
Testosterone is even the standard treatment for people with klinefelter.
>>37952957
Lift more.you fucking yard.
Who here uses or has used mk677? How long did you use it for? What effects did it have on you?
>>37953708
that low bf looks so disgusting
>>37954393
Hungry as 10 tumblrinas, BP through the roof, hands felt weird, lots of bloat. I kind of like it, just watch your sodium or it will hurt.
>>37952783
>6 months of lifting
>21
Fucking retard. You know nothing about lifting to be on roids ya basturd
>>37954254
The average blood glucose ranges from 70-110, if you drop around 20-30 you might pass out depending on how healthy you are. You could pass out because your brain doesn't have enough sugar, and then continue being unconscious while slowly having your sugar depleted, which results in brain death.
>tfw almost died doing bathtub chemicals
>>37954276
>>37954276
i wish my arms could get that size, i dont put a lot of effort into making my legs get bigger. A couple of sets of squats, some deadlifts, then some calf raises. The fuckers grow happily. Arms - I do fucking everything to make these cunts grow. 100x more effort and they give such underwhelming results comparatively
>>37954513
thought i had the same issue till a few friends talked about my arms proportions relative to my chest/back.
the funny thing is I typically avoid arm workouts besides tricep stuff for when i want to make sure they're strong enough for my compounds.
your arms are probably fine though, don't become a curlbro by your false perceptions of yourself
>>37954551
Isn't the ideal aesthetic to be slightly out of proportion in this order: chest, lats, arms, shoulders, legs - thats how I have always pictured Arnie. Unfortunately I have to accept due to having a shitty chest gap my chest can only get so big before looking ridiculous though. I guess until everything is looking nearly perfect, may as well just work on getting everything bigger.
>>37954599
depends on your goals.
I agree with you if your goals are more physique based and focused towards the bodybuilding aesthetic, whereas I prefer a compound-centered routine for strength and athletics.
I also find the physique developed through that to be more pleasing than the bodybuilder-type physique
bimbo is a total chad tbH
If you change your aromasin doseage. How long before you notice it being different, if you do?
I was at 6.25 ED of pharma asin for a while. Had a gyno scare so I upped it to 8.5ED. When should I notice my e2 being low if it is?
Getting bloodwork soon, I know, don't yell at me
boy what a cutie
>>37954631
wtfs his big toe about?
>>37953695
this is my shredd goal. fuckkkk, will i ever get that shredded?
takes too long
>>37954675
Face looks crumpled, like its been jammed in a vice
>>37954646
why in the fuck are you crashing your estro so hard? If you are going to sink the ship you use letro. And if you are going to completely 0 out your estro be prepared for a sad month or two and a big pct at the end before it rebounds like a cunt
>>37954711
dnp
>>37954675
>>37954631
>>37954631
lol is this really bimbo, how did you get the pics?
>>37952167
It's RU58841, an androgen receptor antagonist. Simply a topical anti-androgen that has no systemic effects, no need for it to be ¨approved¨.
Finasteride will block Test to DHT but will not prevent other androgens from binding to the receptor so it's useless (especially on cycle).
>>37954733
Looks like him. I'm sure he just got the pics while watching gay porn though. Pretty likely to find him if you consume enough material daily.
>>37954712
dont h8
>>37954733
some guy posted his porn name
>>37954342
wtf is klinefelter and how do you know if youve got it?
>>37954733
>lol is this really bimbo
yeah check the chin lol
Woa nice
>>37954743
>>37954741
wtf it's him. The tattoo on his forearm match with the pics he sended.
THE FUCK
>>37954761
pls get a tan
>>37954741
There are porn blogs that archive every scene produced daily from most gay studios.
You don't need to spend hours to find a scene desu.
>>37954743
porn name?
>>37954761
Well as long as you don't do a JM lmao
>>37954766
hes a qt aint he?
>>37954776
No promises
>>37954777
Mirin jerrbears
>>37954777
checking my own jerrbears
>>37954761
u look good m8 :)
>mfw I just watched a 20 min video of bimbo jerking it
not proud of my self desu
>>37954675
Damn I look like my dad here
>>37954777
He looks pretty alpha, i admit. We're actually the best looking on this board. Oh yeah and jerry
dunno why he don't shared face pics in the first place.
i think that JM was hideos af
>>37954802
HAHAHA. CRAZY
iam dead
>>37954802
"No homo"
>>37954802
i expected some kinkier shit tbqh
>>37954808
>i think that JM was hideos af
nah desu
Seriously who finds all these pics? You go trough all the gay porn? i feel sorry for the guy
First JM now Bimbo. Shit
>>37954844
THE KEKKK
he's right, balding looks shitty on him. I like him more with the mullet
contemplating
>>37954791
Thanks duder shoulders need to be bigger seeing them in natural lighting
>>37954711
here's his facebook profile id: id=100011571014385
ask him.
>>37954892
Get a life wtf
>>37954862
It's nbd doggo this was an eventuality. It's cool to see these though, didn't even know they'd been released.
>>37954803
he often posed nude for you?
>>37954922
active duty, you're not in the military right?
What is faggotry going on in thread right now?
>>37954942
woah m8, dont bully
>>37954919
>out of nowhere
where is the glute distress coming from, you random piece of shit?
>>37954922
RUN
>>37954942
WTFFFF. WHY YOU POSTING THIS BREH
>>37954937
No I'm not. Kinda uncomfortable with this too. I just signed contracts with their lead Next Door studios, didn't know I'd be pushed to active duty. Kinda lame.
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>37954937
It's just to add to the fantasy, although there are gay pornstars in the military.
>>37954970
In the end, you're the one posting literal gay porn lmao
Lmao
>>37954970
STOP THE BULLYING REEEEEE
>>37954989
thought so desu
>>37954967
Next Door main sites don't post solos.
>>37955027
Idk what they do I just stand in front of s camera duder
adex dosing? .25mg EOD fine on test only cycle?
havent got bloods done but thinking of getting my E levels down just to be safe..no sides yet.
http://www.mansurfer.com/video/114749/scott-ambrose
Dat vid
Sides in orbit
>>37954715
I've been on 6.25 ED for almost 3 weeks with no signs of low E2. Had a gyno scare couple days ago so I upped it. If I crashed it I would know by now.
Also, B/C Fuck PCT, asin doesn't rebound like armidex does
>>37955002
Why do you always look slightly confused and angry in your pictures? Resting chad face maybe?
>>37955103
It's gay porneverything is confusing and slightly angering
Actually reading comments I should smile more. Lmao at nerds saying I'm "too bulky"
>>37955126
Is this a mustache? or is it a shadow?
>>37955163
Shadow/stubble I shaved at like 10pm the night before
>>37955126
>It's gay porneverything is confusing and slightly angering
Top kek
>>37954985
CHAD gets payed FAT CASH to jerk off for GAYS while YOU work your IT job 60 HOURS a week while getting FIT-SHAMED
>>37955126
How did you get a gig doing g4p with such a small dick?
>>37955191
homos dont like big dicks you idiot
>>37955191
Just lucky I guess that's maybe half mast tho considering getting a script for Trimix both cialis and viagra don't get me hard for shoots
>>37955215
How big are you fully erect?
>people trying to put bimbo on blast and make him JM
>seems like he literally couldn't care less
Fucking beta nerds BTFO
Keep being awesome bimbo
>>37955223
Idk honestly all I know is when my girl handles my cock and then takes a pic it looks good
>>37955236
nobody is doing that you idiot lmao, the only guy who did was trying to make fun of his small dick and he got banned
>>37955236
It's whatever it was gonna happen at some point. Glad I could brighten your guys day!
>>37955191
Is not tiny. Bimbo is large man. Kolbasa is at least 15cm.
>>37955249
Hey this looks good go me
>>37955191
Looks like around 6 inches to me senpai.
Any more length is useless and even unwanted, at least in anal.
Mirin Bimbo was actually doing g4p. Balls of steel.
>>37955268
>at least in anal
Length doesn't have much to do with anal. It's girth that decides if it hurts or not.
>>37955266
I usually don't agree with the whole "TAN PLS" shit but you would def look better with one m8
>>37955289
I agree id get a lot more pop
>>37955249
>my feet hurt
>this faggot photographer disgusts me
>wonder what my ex is doing
>I wish I was at home posting on fraud
>>37955249
You're saving and uploading all of his pictures to /fraud/ right now.
Why exactly?
Because you're a beta nerd trying to embarrass him, perhaps?
>>37955304
Pretty much that was my entire thought process
>>37955310
i'm not though, he looks good. I knew he wouldn't give a shit lmao, he's said that he wouldn't
>>37955325
Duder you're cool I hope you paid the site tho don't steal my original content!
>>37955344
>paying for porn
>2016
kek m8
srs though all the pics are free I think, only the vid costs money. check the site
What would happen if I gave my cat trenbolone?
Tho I think a hairless sphinx cat would be better for the experiment as you would clearly see his muscle gains. Is this animal abuse? I just want to see what would happen
>>37953401
Flu like symptoms. Usually being tired and achey.
>>37955251
Mirin.
I was expecting more of a Clark Kent look with glasses.
>>37955344
How'd you get your arms to fill out?
>>37955412
You're honestly not the first person to ask.
I don't think the experiments have gotten that far, mostly because of the logistical problems catching and holding down a tren'd up cat for it's injections.
Maybe if you invested in a shark suit first.
>>37954733
Dude posted his stuff in the attractive steroids meme thread which essentially was a bimbo thread
Idk how to link on mobile but its still up
>>37955412
Cat take mk677 not tren.
>>37955412
if you plan on doing it don't forget to do what pic related did
>>37955325
still what reason do you have to upload all these pictures?
sure he doesnt care, but if he had to choose, he would rather keep the pics hidden, im sure of that.
so fuck you regardless
>>37955287
It's about functionality, not pain.
It's not the same having an 8inch cock balls deep inside your asshole or throat with a 6 inch one.
>>37955470
Kind of want to dose a cat with hgh from a kitten. See if I can't make a mini-tiger.
>>37955487
kek could give less of a shit, he said it was inevitable that people would find them, and I've already said that I'm not trying to bully him
>>37955521
Are you the same frogposter who posts those """""chicks""""" all the time?
Please go back to r9k
>>37955516
Has to be a secretagogue. Feline growth does not equal human growth.
>>37955536
im already there tbH
>>37955546
Based sergei
I'm reading your posts with a russian accent
>>37955546
kek. That would have been an expensive failed experiment.
>tfw u will never see the physique of your cat after a 500mg test with dbol kickstart cycle
Would he even be a cat anymore?
>>37955608
Leaving cathood behind.
4 SCOOPS C'MON!
>>37955578
Is best accent.
>>37955587
I think maybe old cat or old dog would have better life with secretagogue like mk677.
>>37955625
I will try when I get a new cat.
killing the old family cat feels wrong
>>37955608
it would probably just die. i wonder what could happen with a lower dose though, like, would a cat even respond to test?
I've seen more dicks of people from /fraud/ I know now than I'm ready to admit.
>>37955665
Well...
If u follow the veterinary recommendation of like 1mg test/kg I believe on bodyweight, maybe 3-5x it, they'll make good gains
my cat is minding its own business, sleeping peacefully on the floor....just leave your pets alone.
>>37955693
cats are assholes
theyre only good for inventing cat ears
>>37955683
i can't find any pics of roided cats though, i think it's more of a dog thing.
someone needs to do it for science. also the cat will probably be happier once it's swole. fresh pussy on every corner.
>>37955693
Thanks for that critical info
>>37955725
What of sexy cat tail Jerry?
>>37955743
oh true
youre wiser than you seem
>>37955737
Well cats have a lot of fur. How would you even see their unnatty gains?
>>37952721
going on first cycle in fall
22
lifting 5 years
been researching rons for 3
test 500mg with asin on cycle then nolva/clomid
wish me luck brehs
gonna finally get my gyno removed after the cycle
>>37955725
Naw, some cats are awesome.
Used to have a cat named Arnold Schwarzenkitty (I didn't name him).
He was the biggest cat in the litter and end up being like 15lbs of muscle (natty).
>tfw no more chad cat
>>37955822
good luck ;)
>>37955839
im just really allergic to cats
im sure theyre nice if youre comfortable around them
imagine if you got the cat on a training regimine
>>37955905
That's wrong desu
don't cats need their fur
>>37955839
I have big cat. He is name Colonel Fuzzy Britches.
>>37955929
no you're thinking of birds senpai
there are those ugly egyptian cats and they're bald
>>37955920
>im just really allergic to cats
Yeah. I think they can sense that, and then do their best to rub your face in their fur.
>>37955938
Post cat pics.
>>37955986
yeah theyre assholes
dogbros4lyfe
>>37956048
Yeah. I like cats, but I think dogbros are where it's at.
At the very least, you don't have to commit to keeping a box of shit in your house.
>>37956077
yes, instead of a box of shit, dogs will just do it in your bed
Doing 400mg of dnp with an EC stack, anyone heard of the results from that or anything?
>>37956069
ive been 7 hours and havent gotten out of bed yet
god bless the weekends
>>37956077
dogs are way more domesticated
>>37956100
>mistreating your dog
>not letting it outside
>>37956133
you better get results from that
>>37955986
Picture on phone is to big for 4chan =(
>>37956182
Yeah I'm on day 3 of the EC stack and my hunger is pretty gone, had a biscuit for breakfast and I'm already done eating for the day
>>37956182
i dont mistreat it, he just thinks my bed is his litterbox
>>37956194
tfw I'm cutting and suddenly got massive cravings for some Papa Johns with all the meat.
>>37956224
rip my life. Can't get any eph since the supplier here is OOS.
>>37956100
I think a cat's more likely to do that to be honest.
My brother in law's cat pissed on him the day after he gave it a bath. lol
>>37956194
Damn. It really must be a big cat.
>>37955187
FUCKING CHADS
>>37956235
Where do you live anon?
>>37956325
UK. Would usually get it from SS but they said they are having trouble 'obtaining stock', and to message them again in a few weeks. That was 5th July, so I guess I'll have to hit them up again.
I still don't understand why JM left. Just one penis picture and he runs away like a little girl, while Bimbo just holds strong with pics where's cumming and shit
sm,h
bald pussy
>>37956395
I mean I would order from them, but they're not accepting new customers either apparently.
>>37956397
when you hopping on that g4p train mast, or you just gonna wagecuck forever?
>>37956397
jm was spreading his asshole and shit, all we've seen of bimbo is his dick. Hopefully he doesn't leave when the duo scene gets released.
>>37955423
Based on these pics I didn't duder lmao no but really I neglect bis a lot
>>37956428
I mean be prepped for pics of me taking dick and being weird and shit I already did it and accept my shame it's you doggies that have to scroll through a sea of gay porn
>>37956456
>of me taking dick
You took it up the butt?
>>37956395
I just use bronkaid here in the states, right at the pharmacy
>>37956235
Papa John makes best trash American pizza.
>>37956243
Yes is very big. I will try to post later from computers.
>>37956489
he did both pretty sure
>>37953487
i got that from doing two orals and i thought i was my heart fucking up since the pain was pulsating with my heart rythm, according to paramedics it was just bad gastritis
>dont blame me for being in so much pain i could barely stand up and having to call paramedics for fucking gastritis
>>37956425
I kinda like this job. Feels good to have some routine in my life and not worrying about if somne gays will like my pictures or not for money. Maybe some day, who knows. Do you want to see my penis, dirty man
>>37956428
So? What was wrong with his anus then
did bimbo get fucked? or was bimbo the guy fucking btw?
>>37956456
How bad was it? Did you just bite the pillow and go to your happy place?
I get super uncomfortable when dudes just ask to see my butthole.
>>37956498
I don't know if it's the best, but coming with a tub of garlic butter to dip it in makes it top teir hedonism.
>>37956525
you could play a small board game on the top of this guy's chest
>>37956533
I did both. Whatever pays.
>>37956533
>Do you want to see my penis, dirty man
how did you know? ;')
>>37956548
>tfw papa john's is coming to my country
wew
>>37956564
You're crazy man. But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night
>>37956569
Flat is not impressive. Erect it's 7 inch. Not that impressive to the bbc
NO DICK PICS = DICKLET
NO FACE PICS = UGLY
NO BODY PICS = DYEL
these are the rules
>>37956612
would you post your asshole if I gave you $200?
>>37956548
Basically. It wasn't awful but it's def just a dudes dick in your ass.
>>37956548
are you a homo?
>>37956629
for 1000 maybe. If i still was a neet i would do it for 200
>>37956548
Yes I always think it strange that pizza come with small tub of laxative. Maybe American don't have good digestion so they need garlic laxative after big meal.
>>37956612
Atleast I could prove im not an ugly dyel
>>37956548
>still hasn't taken dick
Missing out.
who else /vascular as fuck feet/? The number and size of veins is pissening
>>37956668
You will always have a special place in my heart jerry
Hey my dudes you guys are cool
>>37956733
Are you poor or something man? Why do g4p?
>>37956578
There's a lot better pizza chains, none of them are as big as Papa Johns or the others though.
>>37956612
>tfw have a bigger dick then MasT
Finally a reason to keep living. lol
>>37956636
Naw. Just ask my bf, he'll tell you, I'm 100% straight.
>>37956650
It's pretty terrible for your insides, but it tastses great.
>>37956670
Never got the appeal of butt stuff.
>>37956733
fuck off homo
>>37956740
Why wouldn't you? Easy money.
I don't know about catching though.
>>37956740
Nah it's just good money for little work.
>>37956733
You're pretty hot. Extra homo.
>>37956741
Oh right, I remember you posting in a really homo thread a couple months ago
>>37956759
Self respect? I got offered 2k to go jerk off but that's not enough to have your face plastered on gay porn sites
You could just sling ROIDS/weed and make that in 10 days
>>37956773
Yeah, but that's illegal. Although that's what I'm gonna be doing myself.
>>37956772
Did I remember to post Non Homo?
>>37956773
lol Turns out my self respect is worth a lot less then 2k.
>>37956721
is that jm?
>>37956840
no, you were posting some pretty homo stuff. Ass pics I think, I think I got pic related from that thread
>>37956855
I'd hit that. lol
>>37956741
fucking bbc
>>37956853
Correct, i found his youth pictures
sm,h he was bullied since he was young
>>37956855
He will get a lot of mires from faggots and girls for that ass
>>37956886
you're fucking disgusting
>>37956896
>>37956853
>>37956721
Holy fuck no way
So he really did need that dent surgery, why'd he leave this place?
>>37956912
....stoya pls
>>37956733
i love you
>>37956927
I've never seen his pics, with how this place is now it wouldn't even surprise me
>>37956682
I hate it feels weird man
>>37956682
Never make it as a foot model now.
>>37956900
>disgusting
>post man butt pics
You're sending some mixed vibes broham.
>>37956966
Hey duder don't hate. You sell drugs I sell my body. We're selling the same thing in essence: an escape.
>>37957025
admiring the physique of a man is NOT GAY
>>37956721
well naturally, I'm a living god
>>37956966
hey stoya
how you doin man
I recently upped my waifu game
its very choice
>>37956721
Damn. I feel pretty bad for JM now. Dent head, kid died, baby mama drama, etc. Always makes me feel bad when people get bullied.
>>37957049
you don't give yourself enough credit bimbo, you're actually pretty intelligent
i hope you stick around dude
>>37957132
I'll be around why would I leave?
>>37957163
because your g4p will be posted until the death of the universe, I hope you're ready for that
>>37957120
did they have an age range indicator for the torso that thing was modelled off of?
>>37957115
Whatever you've got to tell yourself m8.
>>37957120
>pillow dog is watching
Sort of a boner kill.
>>37957188
I know. Have fun with that guys lmao
kek
You want to be a father some day?
I'd be disgusted if I found out my dad was a cock sucker, taker and giver for other men.
Poor future kid and future wife. I can only imagine how degenerate your family will be.
>>37957188
As long as you aren't embarrassed about the way you look why would it bother you?
>>37957193
kek.
>>37957163
why did jm leave?
why did my dad leave?
no one knows
life is needlessly cruel and filled with unanswered questions
>>37957209
dude.
no.
>>37957193
pick a number 1 through 10, subtract 5
there you go
>>37957209
Like super degenerate dog you have no idea. Already shooting scenes with my girl.
>>37957214
>>37957214
because they're photos of me fucking another dude in the ass
>>37957209
Sounds like you need a better relationship with your father.
>>37957232
You know it's true. Which one of you would be proud of your dad if you found out he was gargling man cum just to make a few bucks.
Inb4 I'd be proud of muh dad bc muh love
>>37957256
lmfao
>>37957245
doesn't that mean that we'll be able to see your gf? Won't that bother you?
>>37957271
No. We get off on the idea of people seeing us fuck each other's brains out.
>>37957193
No that would be immoral
It's just implied it's a loli
>>37957199
I usually prop it beneath the dakis hips for better thrusts
>>37957288
u think you're a peado then?
>>37957260
sex ed in schools is 90% about gay pride/acceptance and 10% important topics like STDs, biological sex organ function and protection
the whole world is devolving, bimbo's g4p past would fit right in. if public schooled, really doubt the kid would give a shit tb h
>>37957271
no, he wants us to see his qtgf just so we know how successful he truly is
>>37957276
u hav tiny penor
>>37957260
I wouldn't want myself as a father eitther desu
Just got back from my endocrinologist, he approved me going on TRT, and he suggested 200mg/week test, with asin 12.5mg e3d. Bloodworks also in 2-3 weeks.
I'm thinking of going on a bnc (500/wk) with asin 12.5 eod instead.
>>37957307
No
The definition now contains actual acts
>>37957288
>>37957307
MICROWAVE EVERYTHING
HANDSON IN THE HOUSE >>37957347
Wow
It's good to know the level of degeneracy that exists here. Fucking JM at least has the deceny to run away in shame. Always knew those nigs he humped in 3rd world countries were traps.
Anyway, pic related. The kind of children g4p dads will end up raising.
>hurr you dad and you no have good relationship
Sure we did. Except when he hugged me I know those arms hadn't grabbed a mans ass before penetrating it.
/fraud/ has evolved in pure shit.
Disgusting.
>>37957308
Nah it is just a novel idea to get paid to sleep with the lady I adore.
>>37957340
Can't win all genetic lotteries doggo
>vegetarian nerdy kinky disabled slut
kekked hard
>>37957288
>Tfw no loli to cuddle
>>37957346
add some dianabol for its nutrient partitioning effects. it will indirectly aid fat loss by promoting muscle growth, even on a harsh cut
>>37956773
>I got offered 2k to go jerk off
Did they know about your micropenis
Genuinely curious because that'd really prove gays really don't care about dick size
>>37957440
rude
>>37957362
>biscum
Every time.
>>37954438
>implying lifting is hard
HURR DURR
lift and eat.
I have to say bimbo's face looks exactly like someone I'd expect to act in gay porn
Upping the tren from 200/w to 400/w, will there be a dramatic increase in sides? Also raising test to 500 to keep ratio
>>37957485
extremely cute?
>>37957349
no it doesnt u sick fuck
you're just not a convicted peado
>>37957440
Low blow m8.
>>37957492
If you double your dosage, you should expect more sides, yes.
>>37957514
He literally posted his dick here.
It's clearly something he doesn't mind us talking about.
>>37957485
Lmao
>>37957496
That's a nice thing to say duder
>>37957512
Yeah it does
So you're okay with gays the?
Sure draw an arbitrary line.
>>37957403
One day you may
>>37952747
They really don't care if you're not a dealer. I had the cops inside my place and they saw my deca and test and left it alone.
>>37957560
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/pedophile
noun, Psychiatry.
1.
an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.
>>37957587
>young children
2d anime lolis arent young children
just lines on a page bro
chillout
>>37957628
i agree with that. which is why i was asking if he was a pedo.
its the 'but i havent fucked one yet so im not a pedo' bit which i thought was a bit fucked up
>>37957587
>dictionary.com
Lmao
Go look it up in the 5th revision of whatever that Fucking disorder journal is
>>37957657
The DSMV? Lmao nerd
Guys, if you search /r/steroids on "Aromasin" you'll find a lot of people complaining that asin doesn't work properly for them and adex worked better. Anyone had experience with the two?, or can tell me which is better?
Of course Asin seems like the more logical choice, but like I said, they're complaining that it doesn't work properly.
>>37957657
dude, look at your slow progression into paedo and your justifications. Sort yourself out
>>37957657
you are a pedo
it's okay though, being a pedo isn't a crime, being a child molester (or looking at child porn) is.
Liking children does NOT make you a pedophile
>>37957657
yeh i think APA said that actions like viewing CP or masturbating while thinking about kiddies counts as 'acting' on the impulses.
its bullshit terminology twisted to be set up for the justice system. the same way that if a contract refers to 'people' it can also include a business. that doesnt mean businesses are people.
>>37957675
Yeah that one lol
Dork.
>>37957693
Adex is much stronger
It's my personal preference
>>37957694
I didn't do nothing
>>37957764
you bought a plastic child pussy.
>>37957524
I assumed it was more of a "does this dress make me look fat" sort of thing, where he was seeking support, instead of people making fun of his donger.
>>37957716
That's pretty disturbing, desu.
We really need to get jerry a gf.
>>37957776
that torso is smaller than the bottle of vodka. it looks under 6 years old to me
>>37957800
literally newborn pocket pussy
>>37957776
For my child sized dick
>>37957800
By that logic all fleshlights are pedophile-ific
This is actually a big one
Over 5lbs of pussy and ass
>>37957819
>jerry literally jerks off child penis
>>37957819
>By that logic all fleshlights are pedophile-ific
not really, the fleshlight might be a similar size but its representing less of the body... i feel like im mansplaining shit you already know. if you mapped out the rest of the body from the fleshlight you'd get a normal sized adult but your one gives you an infant.
im not pissed off, im just surprised. i thought you were into gilfs when you told us about your asian hooker
>>37957853
This man has a point, fleshlights are only vagoos, onaholes look like vagoos + tiny child body
>>37957853
My boyo keeps asking about my lady's sister lmao
Yo jerrbear she is like hella easy apparently
>>37957853
The cheap Asian hookers in the area are obviously some human trafficking shit. The girls vary, no real photos so it's a crap shoot.
>>37957878
Text her a picture of my arms and my address
>>37957887
>The cheap Asian hookers in the area
how cheap?
the hookers ive seen with pics are dead hot and the same price as the rest afaik.
is £60 for 30 min expensive?
>>37957819
your fuckin toy IS IN THE SHAPE OF A CHILD!
>>37957819
>For my child sized dick
how big is it?
>>37957929
3x1.5, ive seen it
>>37957901
Cheaper than that.
Not by that much though.
Hooker prices probably very alot by country though
>>37957904
I don't see it that way
Apparently you do, pedo
>>37957904
If I was a child, and I masturbated, would I get arrested for sexual conduct with a minor?
>>37957962
what type of bullshit is this?
>>37957962
Weird play but I do know there have been attempted prosecutions on children for producing and distributing their own CP i.e. Silly teens taking nudes
>>37957929
the size of a small child
>>37958004
hey bimbo, can we see your boipucci?
>>37958021
I think you have to pay for it.
>>37958061
Yo if you want dat dick you should pay. Support your friends!
>>37958087
Wait, you're now offering to fuck people for money?
Chill out, Dirk Diggler
>>37958126
No. I'm saying he shouldn't steal content. That's uncool.
>>37958126
>now
that's literally what he's been doing
>>37958143
pirating ur shit when it comes out desu, nothing personnel
>>37958146
...Yeah but..I meant..he was a corner prostitute
>>37957791
Well, I'd tell the fat chick she's just fat too.
>>37958151
I tried. Have fun with it. Give feedback, I should probably try to please fans.
>>37958153
Woof no
>>37958019
10/10
>>37958184
how tall is your gf? pls be over 5'10
>>37958266
She's like 5'6 good height imo
>>37958266
>tfw 6 foot tall future wife
>tfw 6 4"
Our children will be gods
>>37958281
>womanlet
dropped
Hey guys just popping in to see what's......
>>37958266
>>37958281
>>37958329
Oh
We're talking about how great being tall is.
Y-Yeah, tall is g-great
>>37958346
I think that's average height guy. I dunno. All I know is I can fuck her easily without bending my knees.
>>37958350
It's okay.
>>37958350
Don't feel bad dude. It's not like she has bigger arms than you are anything
>>37958329
is it illegal to give your kids large amounts of hgh when theyre 8?
>>37958413
I guess we'll have to wait and see first hand
>>37958350
remove yourself from the genepool, manlet
>>37958413
Children are equivalent to chattel. So no.
What do people use for hair growth?
I've decided to follow anon advice and grow a real beard.
Figured if I'm using something before I get on tren I can get a decent beard going.
>>37958387
Kek
>>37958391
Is it though?
Will you hold me while I cry myself to sleep?
>>37958392
For a second I thought this was a guy and was thinking how nasty those shoulders look. Then I realised.
>bigger arms than you
Doubt
Unless her arms are over 17inch
>>37958413
I'll be giving my teenage kids HGH for sure.
They're gonna be the gods I could never truly be.
>>37958431
I've already tried drinking bleach
It doesn't do anything
It's like I'm immune to death
>>37955915
Roiding for... Oh. Yeah. Roiding for this, actually.
>>37958447
Not bad for a natty female that weighs 135 at 6 foot though right?
>>37958477
>I've already tried drinking bleach
:(
is manletness that bad?
if you want to remove yourself from the gene pool you can just take off your testicles with some scissors.
>>37958516
>is manletness that bad?
yes
i want her so bad familias
>>37958511
Not bad at all
How round is the ass though?
>>37958516
Fuck no
It's actually not negative at all
Only downside is not being able to reach the high shelf in the kitchen.
I'm actually the shortest member of my family, I know it's because I didn't eat enough as a kid.
My genetics are actually great
>>37958541
literally not even attractive
>>37958551
>being a manlet is actually a good thing
>>37958558
fucking kill yourself dyel manlet
>>37958551
you're like those fat fucks who blame their weight on genetics, hit the gym fatass
>>37958551
The ass is fat
>>37958584
wut
>>37958574
She probably digs the bbc :^)
>>37958619
>implying she fucks manlets
>>37958571
Did I say good thing?
Or no negatives?
>>37958584
>not hanging from the pull-up bar saying "grow grow grow"
>not having the 2 biggest roiders in the gym grab your ankles and wrists and stretching you out to be taller
Instead I just sit at home and blame my mother for not feeding me as a child
>>37958605
Nice
Round ass, flat stomach, cute round shoulders
The 3 keys to making my dick want a girl
New thread when
>>37958658
>australian nutrition
>>37958650
>Implying she isn't sucking a 10inch bbc at this very moment.
>>37958730
stop using that shitty pic nigger
