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So tell me /fit/, what did you do today to be as /devilish/ as possible?
>8am
>gym receptionist tells me yo have a good workout
>say thanks I will
>I fail my OHP 5rm PR
>12am
>go to a professor to see why my grades at an exam were borderline pass instead of excellent
>he sees a couple more mistakes in my paper and makes it borderline fail
>16am
>classmate wishes me a nice trip (going for vacation with some friends from the salsa club)
>say yeah, I will
>he has no idea my ex who I am very bitter about will be there too
Truly I am heinous. Who else /devilish/ here?
>>37834375
Made me frf.
>>37834375
Lol
>>37834375
>occupying the only squat rack in my gym for my entire 2 hours workout
>curls, shrugs, etc. all done in this single rack
>refuse others to work in
>powerlifting fags who want to squat BTFO
>go back home to see my family after a couple years
>"wow anon you're so big and handsome now. i bet you have so many girlfriends "
>still a handholdless 23 year old virgin shut in
>little cousin's 15th birthday
>perfect time for him to get /fit/
>asks me for gym membership
>get him resistance tubes instead
>>37834464
Heh, sure showed them.
>>37834473
congrats you just understood this me-me
>>37834477
congrats on the dubdubs bruh
>girl opened door for me at work
>didn't say thank you
>girlfriend breaks up with me
>tells me to have a nice life
>kill myself
>>37834375
What the goddamn fuck is a salsa club and what piece of shit country do you live in?
>>37834881
A salsa club is a club where you dance salsa and I don't see how my country of origin is related to that.
It is a piece of shit though
>guy steals my expensive straps after i forget them at the gym
>receptionist sees it
>gives me his number, i call him
>he's playing stupid
>pretends it's his straps that he lost and found
>i use a more aggressive tone
>tell him to meet irl and bring the straps so i can see if he's lying
>tell him i go to the gym everyday and he better tell me when he's there because at the gym they know me and the whole situation and they'll be expecting him
>"o-ok anon i'll let you know when i'm there i'll show you it's mine pls no bully"
>day later he calls and says it was a misunderstanding and he found "his" straps, brought mine back to the receptionist
>you god damn right
>look him up on fb he's actually twice my size
who /alpha/ here
