What is the most alpha profression?
Basically what allows you to make a lot of money and still have time to lift and take care of yourself? There are several professions where you can make a lot of money, sure, but you're basically working 80 hour weeks and barely have time to get home.
Start reading economics 101.
So do you want a job that pays a lot in exchange to so little? If such thing existed dont you think you wouldnt be the first one to take this job?
I work as a tradesman, 40 hours a week decent money more if I want, get to spend time with my family in a nice home go abroad twice a year and take the children jet biking at week ends.
unless you inherit a company or something I don't see how that is possible.
you can have time and money in any profession if you manage your finances right
Become a doctor.
No seriously. The hours suck the early years but when you become a specialist the income VASTLY outnumber the ammount of hours you work.
>>37676875
Lmfao no. If you're thinking of getting into medicine for the money... hoooly shit stop yourself now and think looooong and hard before continuing on.
>>37676856
>and take the children jet biking at week ends.
Your wife's sons sure are lucky.
Software engineering
Recruiters come to you, you don't have to do much if you're good and pick the right company
Can work remotely and travel the world. Pretty alpha.
>>37676875
I want to be a medical examiner, and this is horrible advice.
Do not become a doctor just to make money.
>>37676893
It aint that bad there is lake near me within half hour drive the bike I brought for 4k from a friend and petrol ain't really expensive.
I was just pointing out that there is more to life than making mad dosh that you can live a decent life and raise healthy children on a normal wage.
>>37676761
Actor/musician/athlete are pretty much the only ones that fulfill that criteria.
Or you can also invent something or make a really popular website or game.
That's about all I can think of. I'm from a family of doctors, lawyers, and businessowners, and I wouldn't want to trade places with any of them.
>>37676912
lol no
>>37676935
Don't forget :
>if you're good
A java code monkey is something else entirely of course.
>>37676912
But computers are boring.
>>37676930
Why is that? I know it's not as glamours as TV, but what are the bad parts about those professions? Are they just constantly stressed?
>>37676912
My GF is a software engineer at a prominent tech company. She leaves the house at 7:30am and gets back 12 hours later and does it 5 days a week.
>>37676972
Sorry I didn't account for slave labour countries, I'm from Europe.
>35hrs max per week
>>37676875
I'm MS1 and literally have no time for lifting, this is the first time i've used the internet recreationally in months and my girlfriend fucking left me because i have no time to dick her down.
tell me how alpha my career choices are
>put "carpenter" as my profession on tindr, get lots of one night stands. They all wanna stick around once they see my textbooks but I never call them back.
>>37676761
Hard to say, things like cop or fireman are pretty alpha but don't pay well and make you exhausted while things like hedge fun manager are pretty beat but pay really well.
I would imagine what Akon did would be a pretty good definition of alpha. He was a rapper who decided to invest in African infrastructure and just recently supplied 100 million Africans with electricity.
So it's not how you get money but how you use it.
Im a systems engineer. Starting salary is 90k and i work the standard 40 hours usually. I now make 110k
>>37676761
physics
have to be extremely intelligent
facing the universe and all of its mysterious but you're not a bitch so you take that on like it's your job(because it is)
>>37677008
lol how old are you? Good luck being a high school teacher
>>37676993
Firemen in my city earn 65-70k and cops can work their way up to six figures in several years' time. Not too bad I'd say.
>>37676980
>socialist european wageslave
>getting rich
pick one
I'm a nurse. Just graduated. I'll make 45k my first year and that doens't include the evening shifts and holidays I'll have to work. A lot of my day is spent on my feet and I often dont' have the energy to lift afterwards.
I'm gonna apply to medical school in a few years because fuck this. It's easier at this point to to that than to go for a masters in nursing. I'd pick nurse anesthesia if I'd do that. Pays a lot more and the stuff you do is more advanced.
>>37677047
Where are you a nurse? Can you take ochem I and II, biochem, gen bio I and II, gen chem I and II, english classes at night school?
IF you're a nurse in the US you should get your NP before going to med school just based on the financial side of it, if you really wanna take that leading role in the clinic go to med school but moneywise you'll make more as an NP
>>37676930
If you think athletes/musicians/actors live like that... Well, maybe athletes since they have to stay in shape for their job. But as a professional musician, I can verify that it doesn't really fulfill that criteria either.
>>37677114
Norway.
I'll need to get calculus and physics + chemistry. Nothing I can't ace now. I just struggled with it in HS.
Thing is, I'll most likely have to study abroad because it's damn near impossible to get in here. There are way too many applicants and only like four universities that offer medical school, which leads to the average points needed to get in completely ridiculous. IF I want to study here, I'll have to spend close to 13000 dollars to get those courses. I can apply for a scholarship sure, but I'll be in full employment so that's not likely to get accepted.
>>37676761
I work as a HD mechanic at a mine in Canada
>2 weeks on 2 weeks off rotation
>2 weeks full paid holidays (so 6 straight weeks off every year)
>Unlimited free food at the mine
>Pretty awesome gym
>Still a apprentice
>only 25 years old
>Make just under $151,000 a year after taxes
>>37677143
If I study abroad like in Hungary, Italy or some other EU country (for authorization purposes) I'd only have to pass an admissions test in addition to those science subjects.
>>37676984
yes
>>37677165
Yeah I don't know anything about the norwegian medical education process.
good luck
>>37676999
Miring, I'm working on my Electrical engineering degree right now.
Any languages/software you recommend learning?
you want it to be.
I'm >>37676919 and I have a profound passion for the forensic sciences combined with the desire to be a physician since childhood. Thus, being a medical examiner works for me.
Pros: 9-5 (usually, unless disaster, high case load), low fraud insurance, low malpractice insurance, don't have to deal with annoying patients, don't have to leave any kind of important event (think graduations, dance recitals, baseball games, whatever) to go do surgery on an idiot who almost got himself killed.
Cons: the smell, always a municipal position (thus lower pay), profaned as the more autistic medical specialty, lose touch of whats acceptable normie conversation, don't get to make side money shilling for pharm companies.
I could go on. It all really depends on your specialty, really. If you want to be a pediatric neurosurgeon and you're the only board certified surgeon in 60 miles of a kid who just cracked his skull open, guess who has to rush to the hospital? Not ME, not the family doctor, you.
>>37677192
Thanks.
Let me summarize, if you're interested. Otherwise disregard this post.
In this country you apply to college based on your GPA from high school. As you get older and maybe complete higher education or serve in the millitary you can add points to your "competition score" (up to a point). Your competiton score is a mix of your "school points" (HS GPA) plus additional points like mentioned before. We operate on a grade scale from 1 to 6 where 1 is failure and 6 is the best. A GPA of 6 is the best you can get and this times 10 is your initial school points. So 60.
Medical education in this country requires at least 66,5 in points to get into if you're not coming straight from HS. I finished HS with a score of 38, btw. Now that I've completed my bachelors and grown older I currently have 48 points, still a far way off. I can however pay to take HS courses over again and improve my grades which is what I intend to do.
>>37676761
alphas dont even work "jobs"
basically "entrepeneur", "investor", or some vague term
>>37677146
How can I make this happen? I'm in Canada and I'm ready to sacrifice whatever it takes. I'm also 30 y/o and currently unemployed. Pls halp.
>>37676871
haha what a bullshit pic
>>37676972
Your gf is probably dumb and lazy, and she's probably getting some dick while "working".
>>37677258
Interesting. Thanks for the clarification
>>37677146
Where/how
>>37677316
lol got em Brian!
I do anything atm desu, appled for for car sales jobs and some apprenticeships last week
>>37677307
the problem with stock broker jobs/wall street jobs is that the market isn't like what it was, its alot harder to make money. people saw the wolf of wall street and think its easy, but you can lose a shit ton of money if you dont produce. if nobody buys your stock, you're fucked.
you have to be a good salesman.
>>37676875
>>37676890
>>37676919
>not becoming a radiologist after your first years
>not settling down somewhere with your machines and the qt nurses that do most of the patient contact
>not lifting after making easy money by routinely analyzing mri and CT pictures
>can't kill anyone unless you severely fuck up the image/diagnostics
>still having an intact family
Do you guys even want to make it
>Basically what allows you to make a lot of money and still have time to lift and take care of yourself?
Programmer+Sysad
>you're basically working 80 hour weeks and barely have time to get home.
40 hr/week, flexible schedule (I can go in at whatever time I want, go out whenever I want, have lunch for 2 hours, maybe take a snack for an hour, go out and grab some pizza or w/e) as long as I render 8 hours.
I usually get in at 8 or 9 AM and hit the gym at 4 or 5 PM because that's when qties are usually there, then come back to work and pretend I'm working.
Social anthropologist with posgrad studies, have been out of job for seven months now. I thought this career would take me places and see the world.
>>37677348
Yeah it has it's pros and cons. It's technically free so if I'd live at home with my parents I wouldn't have to take up any loans, but almost everyone moves out so they have to. It would be a major financial investment for me if I were to do it and that's only before I've gotten in. That's why it's tempting to study abroad where it's much easier to get accepted. Over 50% of norwegian medical students study abroad in Europe. I'd study in Australia or America if I could but it would be a real pain in the ass (if not impossible) to get authorized in Norway afterwards.
>>37677433
I should also note that seeing as I've worked with doctors for three years now and know what it means, I still can't see myself doing anything else really. I definitely want this career.
>>37676761
I'm a "Senior Network Security Engineer" I work 9-5 from home, my apartment building has a Gym in it. And I bill at $45/hr (CAD) I average 42.5hrs a week.
Lawyer.
Get to wear suits. Make 300k starting and no shift work.
F1 driver
>>37677456
you have to be a manlet to become a F1 pilot
>>37676964
At first but then you get to have titles like "Systems Architect" and go around designing specialized security systems for different businesses all around the country.
>>37677269
You start in the industry and then find a market you can start a business in. Gotta get to know the trade before you can become a part of it. This goes for anything from pest control to software development
>>37677532
Systems Architect's and Software Engineers are two very very different professions sir. lrn2Technology
>>37677549
I realize this. I'd hate to work for a firm. She's adorable anon.
I'm a software engineer fresh out of college making 105k base, and ~70k in end of year bonus (min of 50, max of ~90, largely dependent on company performance).
Although I am salaried at 40hr/week the company does not track time and it is common for people to show up around noon and start their day.
Modern tech companies are super lax and have a ton of benefits including subsidized gym membership and a company gym on location (whole building, power racks included, not a shitty hotel gym).
Theres also free food (not just catered but actually ~10 different locations to choose from) which is perfect for maintaining a consistent and healthy diet.
I'd argue working in tech is GOAT for gainz.
>>37676761
Whatever job you actually enjoy. Happiness is alpha
>>37677622
Daaaaamn, what language? I've done some Java, and still in highschool. If I can make more money I don't care what the job is
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>>37677631
I enjoy money and traveling.
the arts (music, gallery, illustration, tattooing, tv and film)
Then there's athletics and the business side of all the above
you can choose to be Damien Hurst, Dana white, Nikko Hurtado, JJ Abrams, or just about any popular musician or pro athlete. Anything less than that is cuck tier
>>37677440
I'm glad you're sure, and if you pass boards in the US you could certainly pass boards in any other country. Keep working hard bud, I just applied to like 50 US med schools. Cost me a shit ton but I kept telling myself it would pay off if I got into even one MD school. Which I will given my stats.
So we are both going to be doctors someday.
>>37677545
>Gotta get to know the trade before you can become a part of it.
That's not actually true. You can generally figure it out as you go. See Noah Kagan's examples, among others.
>>37677646
I guarantee you'll be able to find something that's at least interesting to you that can fill those 2 requirements. Don't settle breh
>>37677638
I'm more on the systems end so I work in C/C++, but the languages you know don't matter for getting hired. It's not hard to learn a new language on the job so they hire for raw talent instead.
Interviews consist of theoretical algorithmic problems that usually involve mockups and not actual programming. If you pursue CS you'll see what I mean. Even just entering college you can get internships at these new tech companies and experience all the benefits for 3 months at a time.
>>37677350
The Territories
>>37677274
Get your trade certification and bug the shit out of service managers. But until the economy picks up again, no one is really hiring.
>>37677665
I'd rather secure a salary first
>>37677469
F1 driver
ftfy
>>37677672
Im 23 and have a humanities degree. Whats the mininum I need to do to be even considered for a tech job.
Dermatologist.
1. You're smart as hell.
2. Women value their skin. They'll be all over your nuts.
3. One of the highest paid medical professions, upwards of 500k.
4. 35-45 hour weeks. Plenty of time to do whatever the hell you want.
5. You can travel the world and help people in need of your services. You can directly have a large impact on so many people.
6. You can go into research and literally change the world. You will be written down in history.
Fucking alpha.
A powerlifter.
>>37677453
Only if you graduate from a top tier university. Other than that, good luck in the unemployment line.
>>37677690
if you want to program without a CS degree focus on curating a portfolio full of very well designed programs (probably mostly webapps). you'll have to basically present yourself as a designer that can program and try to get a front end job (which consists of javascript + html + css most of the time).
>>37677693
Sucks for you that your a fat mouth breather then eh?
>>37677708
Want to go into lawyering, but that seriously worries me
>>37677453
300k starting is a meme, its more like 160k starting. i have a bunch of friends graduating from harvard and columbia law
>>37677738
That's still pretty great though.
>>37676761
The most alpha profession is crime. You are so alpha that you don't follow "laws" imposed by others. You see an opportunity and you take it. Sure it is risky but you don't have to do much work for tons of money.
>>37677738
Want to go to Columbia law school, how hard is it to get in? I know the acceptance rate is about 18%
>>37677693
Nice bait. I'm a med student and I'd rather be a medical examiner than a dermatologist. Equally disgusting shit, but at least you don't have to talk to the patients.
>>37677756
>alpha
yea I'm pretty sure the scum sucking bottom dwelling classes of society are particularly not alpha. we keep them in poor neighborhoods for a reason.
>>37677258
Dude, er det mulig å bare bestille eksamener for VGS fag som overskriver karakteren man fikk i faget originalt?
Fucka opp og mens alle andre skal på uni til hosten skal jeg mitt 4. år på vgs for å få realfag- men skulle forbedret noen andre fag også
>>37677447
who's this sleeve
>>37677766
they're all geniuses, so probably hard
Selling drugs
You get paid like a top-tier CEO, get tons of chicks and get fit
>>37676972
this isnt the norm at all
>prominent tech company
this usually implies giant corp. all the big companies are typically 40hour week weeks.
it's generally small companies (esp start ups) that have awful hours
I'm a med student, first year. What's the best specialization is the best for /fit/ doctor?
>>37676761
successful actors and personal trainers I guess
>>37676761
Im a photographer and only work about 4 hours a day and rest 2 or 3 days a week. I make more than i spend to live comfortably and with some nice stuff like a nice car, an apartment close to the beach, a nice gym, good food and supplements. I also have plenty of time to party and constantly talk to good looking bitches.
CIA/FBI/NSA/GIGN
>>37677895
>I also have plenty of time to party
So your a constantly broke hipster that borrows money from daddy all the time?
Faggot.
>>37676912
im a software engineer with several years lead dev experience and Ive spend the past 3 years contacting recruiters trying to find a place that will let me work remotely
even freelance, they want me at an office all day every day
hell I've even run an outsourcing team and told new jobs I obviously know how we can get shit done even thousands of miles away from eachother
would love a tip on finding something like this so I can lift and stay they hell away from people and offices
(talking about actual software engineer work, enterprise backend applications/api/architecture, not $5/hr pajeet frontend webdesign)
>>37676761
Dermatology and orthopedic surgery.
I'm interested in the aforementioned as well as neurology. The orthopedic surgeon I shadow has two days dedicated to surgery and sees patients on other days for 10 hours and 6 hours, respectively, for 5 days a week.
The dermatologist I shadow doesn't do shit; he sees a patient for probably 5 minutes and then leaves. He works 8 hours a day 5 days a week.
Still trying to figure out which profession I'd be interested in pursuing; however, I still have a bit to think it over.
I have no interest in teeth, but orthodontics seems to be the way to go.
>>37677383
you didn't mention the cancer
>>37677905
Nope, i party every now and then. Probably twice a month. My point is i have all weekends free. And no i've been living and paying for all my shit for about 5 years.
>>37676761
making fitness parody videos
then when you get bored of that just make mediocre vlogs about the shiny new car you got
>>37677791
Whatever you say beta boy.
Only stupid criminals are poor.
1) Be rich and just invest
2) Be rich and buy/build houses to rent
3) Make it big in stock trading (requirement: be a programmer/statician)
4) Freelance web development and other such jigs where you setup something then cash out monthly doing almost no work
5) Make a hit movie / videogame / etc
6) Kickstart a business with huge demand and no competition
7) Classy escort (but only works for a few years and it's sketchy)
8) Petrol/gas related jobs where you work hard as fuck for 2 weeks and then have 2 weeks off
9) Working for the state in some high rank bureocratic position. Workload varies depending on which.
10) Senator or such politic positions. Takes years/money to climb though
11) Drug dealer / illegal chemist
12) Mantainer of obsolete software written in obsolete languages
13) Teacher where you have your own physical space and quite a lot of students. Most often exercise classes (spinning, yoga, etc)
14) Scam artist
15) Ponzi scheme scammer
16) Russian ransomware scammer
17) Religious positions
18) Pickup artist where you mooch off a girl for a few months until she realizes you're a parasite
19) Hollywood actor
Etc.
>>37677940
The Bioscience dude seems to be doing okay.
>>37677362
I always thought a stock broker and a day trader were two different things.
Armed forces, officer.
>>37677964
You watch too much tv anon
>>37676761
French Foreign Legion missions abroad, preferable in 1 REP
>super alpha
>hardcore basic training
>learning manly skilss
>foreign expierence and international
environment
>good pay if they drop you in Africa
>pt all day
>>37677939
Do you photograph cars by chance?
>>37678036
Nope, i photograph models.
All I care about is power and status, what should I do?
>>37678059
>models
>doesn't specify gender
Photographing men all day must rock
>>37678030
This takes 100% of your time tho. If i had the chance and didnt have a family/gf i would do it tho. Sounds cool as fuck.
>>37678067
Time to leave summerfriend.
>>37678070
Both men and women retard. And i said its less than 5 hours a day, 5 days a week or less.
>>37678078
Ah so you're just being retarded, okay.
>>37678087
i bet theyre ugly tho u fgt
I'm a diver
I work 2 weeks on 2 weeks off, we do have a pretty good gym on the oil rig I work on.
4K € a month, can go up to 6K depending risk.
I'm 23
>>37676893
"Anyone that has a better life than me is a cuck"
Lmao
>>37678030
soldiers are cucks though. Your wife/gf will eventually cheat on you 100%
While you don't get any sex in the military, maybe if you burn down chinese villages and rape their women in WW3.
>>37678098
Haha im actually average looking. You sound like a pathetic little cunt trying to make others feel less? Why? Whats your job anon? Navy seal?
>>37678123
I said i bet the models u take pics of r ugly fgt
actually yeah i am a navy seal. 4 years in.
>>37678103
How did you get your job? I have my advanced diving license, but where do I go from there (aside from getting dive masters cert)?
>>37678106
>Implying the French will ever win a battle
>>37678150
Oh, some of them are actually pretty fucking disgusting, some of them arent. Sorry for missunderstanding but its hrd to understnd when u just typ lik ths fgt
>>37678154
my dad is super rich and owns this oil rig company and got me a job out of high school
>>37678071
>>37678106
Yeah the upsides are that it must be one hell of an expierence and that it's really cool. Downsides are that it's hard to maintain a relationship, that you can be treated as trash (especially after your carreer, that the pay can be shitty and that you really have to be a wreckless motherfucker. FFL has a death rate of more than 10%.
So only do this if you're fleeing from something of if you want to live for the expierence
Athletes, models, and actors are probably the most alpha.
Next up are people who own businesses but do not play a role in the daily operations. I'm in private equity, I don't make shit ($36K/year), but my boss is in the office once a week, drives a ferrari, audi and benz, and spends his time out on his boat, in the gym, or with his family.
>>37678150
>navy seals
>anyhting to be proud of
the clowns of the army
>>37677424
I normally wouldn't feel delight at another's misfortune, but you brought this on yourself you worthless faggot
>not being an investment banker
>Not making a million dollar salary after 4 years of work
>Not literally changing the history of companies
>Not living in a mansion and swimming in pussy
Just turned 30 and making 980k. Life is great
>>37677659
I will judge that
Give me your stats
I'm a professional lottery winner.
I make millions of dollars while doing nothing difficult. All I do is pick winners then have sex with my 8 mistresses. After, I swim in a pool filled with gold coins and finally go for a drive in my rocket car.
It works for me, but I'm not so sure you can handle it.
>>37678199
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Time and money don't mix well. Top CEO's work 70+ hour weeks, even if they don't have to. But men who enjoy their job, are responsible and have a purpose just work a lot, that's "alpha", not sipping martinis and hanging out at the beach all day, it get's boring.
What I would concider alpha professions:
-CEO
-Doctor
-Scientist
-Judge
-Lawyer
-Military Officer/Special Forces
-Engineer
>>37678245
How do I get started on this career path?
>>37678206
t. 18 year old who just watched The Wolf Of Wallstreet
>>37677954
Being a cop is basically working at the dmv except you have a gun
>>37676761
I am a 6'4 manager at wendys who makes 11 inches per year and has a $250,00
>>37676761
>What is the most alpha profression?
Paid Bull in a cuckold arrangement
Become a carpenter brah.
Learn how to build a house from scratch. Timber framing is relatively easy and will absolutely make a man out of you.
Travel and work in beautiful countries.
Once you've acquired enough knowledge and experience, have people work for you.
Start your own business.
Make bank.
Don't get married.
Build your own house eventually and live a peaceful life next to a lake in the middle of nowhere with a home gym. Blast music as loud as you want and masturbate with the curtains open.
>>37676761
I am a high level public servant and I make around 110k a year working about 35 hours a week. I say working but here I am supposedly in charge of this project and I'm typing advice to anon on this Somalian finger puppet appreciation board.
>>37678331
That's a thing?
>>37676875
I'm a doctor, I'm 29, I did a PhD after my MD. I'm from central Europe. There is an increasing shortage of doctors all over Europe, which has led to massive improvements in work conditions and in pay, also the EU in 2002 decided to limit doctors' average weekly working hours to a max of 38, a law that is being implemented right now and will be without the current bypass reglementation next year.
I lift too much and study too little, although I have neither girlfriend nor friends. As for the hours, some of the senior doctors are actually rather work aversive, but still at their age (35+) most have already taken serious damage to their private life, particularly the female ones often have not started a family while they could still bear kids.
So yeah perhaps it's delayed gratification, but keep in mind that at 45 your capacity for fun is diminished for several reasons. There are lots of aging people that have somehow had a really narrow worldview for a really long time, coupled with constant exposure to depressing patients that don't get well and become more demanding all the time. It's a job that changes your personality, not always in a good way, my colleagues are some of the most unempathetic humans I have ever witnessed.
tl;dr Being a doctor is not the best profession if you want to enjoy life, status, and lifting.
>>37676912
not alpha.
>>37678331
Lmao, your ideal life is to be an old couples paid fuck toy?
>>37678316
As a manlet i need a job that pays like this.
>>37676761
successful drug dealer
>>37677899
that would be dope
>>37677693
This. Dermatology is the specialization I'm aiming for if i get to medical school. All of the status and salary pf a doctor without any of the stress and long hours. You get to poke and prob delicious boils and infections for a living.
>>37678425
weirdo
>>37677796
Ja, men det må gå via privatist og koster skjorta. Google: sonans.
>>37677875
Orthopedics.
Or go anestesiology like all the rest and make 300k sitting on your ass.
>>37677913
Be careful bro dentists have a high suicide rate.
>>37678030
But I'm not a criminal.
>>37677773
I never understood how you can go into medicine and not like interacting with people. Found the aspiring radiologist.
>not being an international bodyguard guarding some upstuck rich faggots
>sitting doing nothing for hours long
>can do cardio when you want
>can get paid upto 2 to 5 million a year
Be your own boss. Don't measure your sucess by how others see you. There's nothing wrong with not being rich if your happy. If you live in a western country its not like you can dtarve to death or anything.
>>37678358
>particularly the female ones often have not started a family while they could still bear kids.
Their fault for falling for the equality meme.
>>37678478
I'm shadowing a spine surgeon and he sees patients twice a week, does surgery twice a week, and works out the rest of his time in his own gym with a bunch of hot Londons. He's my goal in life.
>>37678512
>wanting to be a security guard
Don't set the bar too high there anon.
>>37677954
>poor
wearing $1000 dollar sneakers doesn't make you rich. only poor people think the flyest threads make a nigga wealthy
>>37678532
He is probably 8 years old.
>>37678604
Perhaps a Steven Seagal fan.
>>37678466
Okay, takk. Skal ta Biologi 2 på VGS jeg gikk på, også håper jeg på å få gjore matte og kjemi der, hvis ikke må jeg ta det privat.
>>37677672
I'm in IS and loved my c# class, we made stuff in visual basic, how much do companies actually expect you to know coming fresh out of school? I'll be a senior this year and I am a bit worried considering I haven't done any internships yet and feel like if they sat me down in a room and drew a diagram of an application to develop and told me to get to work I would be fucked unless I had someone I could follow and ask questions every 10 minutes.
>>37678154
Check for IDSA and IMCA certificates
>>37678579
were talking about the guys with yachts and lexus's that run illegal bookies for the mob and guys that own warehouses that are grow rooms, not your average crack dealing street coon wearing fubu.
You guys are fucking retarded. It's 2016 and you're not investing to make a living. I literally read up on stocks for about an hour each day, make my picks, and make a net profit that way. I make close to 1500 every week just by reading and watching trends for an hour a day.
If you are already /fit/ you can become a high class gunea pig.
>Tfw 6-8k a month to take a pill
Shit is great.
>>37678662
>Can't develop an application on his own following specification
>Talks about C# like it was great, for some reason did stuff in visual basic and that is worth mentioning
You're pretty much useless.
Companies don't even expect that much, hence why most job postings have a ton of things you can learn in 1 week if you're any good.
>>37678722
You contribute nothing to society
>>37678206
Couple of my friends doing IB a few years out of one of the best business schools in the country hate their lives. The reality for most people is that work is work, no matter how much you make. Take your time in your late teens/early 20s to intern/shadow in fields you even have a slight interest in and then go from there.
>>37678722
Do you have 300 confirmed net profits?
>>37678722
any books/resources you'd recommend?
currently reading the intelligent investor
also how much capital did you have before you started day trading?
A professional bodybuilder obviously. If you make it, your job is to lift and take care of yourself.
Firefighter
>work 10 days a month
>mention of your career makes pussy wet
>all men respect you
>impress old people and children
>get to do cool shit at work
>if its slow you just hang out with your bros, work out and make bomb food while still getting paid
>if you want you could even get a second job or open a business essential (lots of us do)
>make a very competitive wage, in some areas you make six digits, and the overtime is crazy AF
>>37678783
So fucking what? You think you're life is more meaningful because you design bridges, save peoples lives, etc? At the end of the day, existence is just a brief crack of light between an eternity of darkness. I'm going all out.
>>37676761
successful mobsters and politicians obviously.
>closest thing to a leader
>doesnt follow the law, bends it most of the time to suit his needs
>gets a lot of money
>bitches all over him because money and power
>good rhetorical skills
>>37678834
would love to be firefighter but my country never recruits and the pay is shite anyway
>>37678834
Is this an american thing? Firefighters in my area are inbreed village scum
>>37678834
>firefighter
>getting women
yeah, ok buddy. Poverty jobs don't get women.
>>37678836
It's a litlle sad you have that mindset, but good for you then
>>37678679
Anon go back to GTA
>>37676761
Entrepreneurship. The most alpha thing is having original ideas and profiting off of them.
>>37678679
Cringe
>>37678722
Bait bait bait bait
>>37678836
>You think you're life is more meaningful because you design bridges, save peoples lives, etc?
Yes?
>>37678236
3.7
510
IF I can just manage to hide my latent white supremacist beliefs during interviews I think I've got a shot
>>37677672
This dudes really smart just saying. He probably works with machine code and all that weird shit. I've seen it a few times cracking software with a debugger.
>>37678834
In my country this is a shit tire job.
>>37676761
NEET
>>37676993
600 million
>>37678789
Sounds like you picked the wrong major son.
>>37678917
Why pilot #1? Is it that hard to become a pilot?
>>37678969
Pilot is a shitty profession, the only reason it's #1 on Tinder is because girls think you're cool, exciting, travel around the world, wear uniform, etc.
You know, the handsome pilot stereotype.
>>37678929
ayyy 3.5 507 here. But we probably wouldn't get along since I'm an URM.
>>37677850
Selling drugs really isn't that glamorous, usually see the same faces a lot. A tire iron to the head vs. working over time. Also, money is very dirty. If you're at a college campus shit can get pretty real, otherwise you have to be a supplier and network to some small time guys. My friends older brother did that and probably saw some shit. You can just live on campus, shit gets pretty fun down there if you're not a weirdo.
>mfw I have an associates degree at 18
>mfw I move to Denver when I'm 21 and have a bachelors
>mfw you're probably a total fuckboy that watched breaking bad and played gta
>I bet you like Chris brown faggot
>>37678991
When I'm rich I want a helicopter. Fly around my city and look at the view. Smoke a fat ass blunt up there to lol
>>37678836
>Clicking sell when number is high
>Clicking buy when number is low
>Going all out
>>37678742
>Companies don't even expect that much
that's all you had to say edgelord, does anonymously talking shit to people online give you that feeling of being alpha and powerful like you wish you could be in real life?
>>37678935
>I've seen it a few times cracking software with a debugger.
>>37679032
Do you feel stupid because you got a useless degree? Why is this such a common thing? How did you let yourself get fucked by the system so hard faggot? Are you mad? I'd be mad bro
>>37679032
Didn't mean to strike a nerve summerfriend.
You're a special snowflake who can be president of the United States or an astronaut!
>>37678991
Oh yeah. They probably think they can get free flights from you if they fuck you. All girls love traveling. On the Chinese Tinder, you can answer questions about yourself. For the question, "What would you do if money wasn't an issue?" the answer is travel for 99.9% of women.
>>37679036
Meow ;p
>>37678991
Pilot is actually one of the greater professions. It is one of the highest pay per hours worked jobs there is. Competitive jobs and passion for flying is a must.
>>37678789
I went to the best business school of Canada. Idk what they're on about but I enjoyinh the hell out of my time. Hours are long but so worth it. It's kinda good for me because it keeps me from spending too much and when I do it feels super good because I have a lot to spend
>>37678997
If I had shittier stats I would hate you but I don't think we'll be competing for seats.
Plus I hate the bitchy competitiveness I see in premed forums/ whenever I meet a large group of premeds. We're all gonna make it.
But how do you plan on dealing with all the hate you're going to get in med school? Those are some kinda low stats mein friend
>>37679048
>>37679049
samefagging this hard, are you an engineer by chance? Engineers are the only people I know who try this hard to seem superior than others and then just wind up being shoved into a cubicle and raising jamals niglets as they never becomes more than a beta provider for a washed up slag.
>>37678935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
>>37679135
>he doesn't know 1 minute in between posts
Greetings reddit.
>>37679032
>Ask questions
>Bawww why won't you lie to me
My fucking sides.
What is "much" is relative. For the skillset of the guy, yes companies ask for a lot. But that's because he sucks, it's easy shit.
>>37678662
yea you're gonna struggle if you haven't had an internship. I had one all three summers in college. good luck
>>37679088
Yeah, CARS really fucked me over and brought my score down. GPA is strong upward trend at least senpai.
>tfw my sGPA is higher than my cGPA.
And fuck them if they hate on me, most of them won't be /fit/ like me.
Where you applying fampai?
>>37676837
Youre a dumbass. Your paid for the value you create, not the time you spend working. If you work a shit job for a tom of hours you still make shit moneu. If youve got a good job you can work 40-50 hours a week and still make greay money.
>>37676761
I work as a Real Estate private equity analyst and make about $110k a year and I work about 50 hours a week. I'm 22 and have time to lift every day
I think my job is bretty alpha.
>>37678679
this 1) doesn't exist and 2) is still not a sustainable level of wealth. they fact that you even mention lexus (as if that's an impressive brand or something?) means you are poor-tier.
if you're racking in upper middle class money (500k-1mil/year) you can have a yacht. that isn't wealthy and you don't have to worry about illegality.
trust me dude, you're poor as shit
>>37679185
>Internship
>Modern slavery
Whats the fucking point of paying for this 'education' when you aren't even prepared for the job you are studying to do without submitting to slavery?
>>37679212
Do you have over 300 confirmed houses sold?
>>37679191
Ha I hope you're right. I bet you'll find some cool bros, I don't get the hate medicine really does need diversity if we're going to get nigs, spics, kikes, etc into the doctors office for their much needed primary care before they go to the ER for every goddamn issue and cost the white man even more fucking tax dollars.
Upward to a 3.5? How much did you fuck up in your freshman year?
Hey you'll be fine though, physical fitness might actually help on the interviews. I'll keep my eye out for a buff black or mexican dude. (unless you're native)
I'm applying to
>Albany, Creighton, Drexel, Geisel, Temple, Loyola, Ne Ohio, OHSU, Quin, Rush, Toledo, Vermont, Tulane, UA-P and T, UMKC, UMCo, UNR, Utah, Washington, Wake Forest, and Wayne.
and a few DOs as safety
You?
>>37679227
>$1 million per year
>middle class
Youre also poor as shit you faggot. If you weren't you'd have a better idea about what a decent amount of money is.
>>37679191
Pretty sure you started a thread on this a few weeks back btw
>>37677047
That's odd. I'm in my second year as a nurse (emergency), make 60k (started around 55k) USD. It's honestly enough for my wife and me, with extra to save.
36 hours a week (3 x 12h) which means lots of time with family. The downside is the shifts have me tired so I can't make the most of my off days especially right after a shift.
>>37679265
It's a great career man, the person you're replying to is a nurse in Norway where thye don't even have to go to college to become a doctor
>>37679265
I don't live in america. Not sure if nurses make more there. (apparently).
Scuba engineer, which I plan to get into.
>six figures a year
>work three to six months a year
>jobs require lots of travel, but the swimming for exercise and training is /fit/
>super in demand due to low supply
>travel a ton
>>37679239
Salty Blue collar fag detected
No one's gonna hire you for a $150k+ per year job without a degree, so you need that. And a degree doesn't make up for work experience in your desired field, so you get some work experience before getting hired full time.
How's life on <$50k a year? Must be pretty shit. I make over $100k a year and still want a lot more.
>>37679272
Probably do. Yay privatized healthcare
>>37679294
>How's life on <$50k a year?
trust fund babby underage comment ignored
>>37679239
Should have picked your college/major better.
There's plenty of ones that are actually useful, and plenty of ones that are useless.
>>37679245
Holy shit we're applying to many of the same schools. Currently making a list, but some private schools on my radar are Albany, MC Wisconsin, Creighton, Drexel, Temple, Quinnipec, Chicago Rosalind, GW, Georgetown, Keck, NYMC, Penn State, St. Louis, Jefferson, Tufts, Tulane, Wake Forest. Couple of reaches on my list.
>>37679303
Lol ok dog.
I make more than my parents do.
>>37679253
yee
>>37679318
See you at the interviews famalam
Seriously though make another premed thread here soon. Maybe on /sci/ and we can see if fitizens are gonna be in the same place on the same day.
>o-o-or whatever
maybe I don't want to meet my internet friends in real life and ruin the magic
>>37679337
I'll make sure to wear a /fit/ flat billed cap with my suit just for you senpai
>>37679319
Do you make over $300,000 confirmed paycheck a year?
>>37679161
at least at reddit some of the users actually lift
>>37679418
ya unlike u fgt
what kind of job can a socially retarded and low intelligence (C student in highschool, never been to college/uni) person like me do?
>>37679464
garbage man
>>37679319
More than $25k a year is not something to be proud of, anon
>>37679506
fucking kek
>>37679464
Go get your basics done at a CC, transfer to your in state university, major in a STEM field.
>>37679464
Or if you don't want to go to college, get a dental assistant internship (all you need is a HS degree), become a dental assistant and make like 18 an hour starting. Or get an associates in nursing and get like 20 something an hour. Or become a surgical technician.
>>37679418
I'm from reddit back I don't lift.
>>37679506
I see your sin.
>>37679598
ur response was funny senpai
>>37679533
isn't STEM "oversaturated"?
>>37676761
Have enough money to day trade. Bitches love rich men
d-do chicks like coroner
>>37677196
do you want to learn how to code? coding is not about the language, it is about the thinking and algorithms involved. just start learning something basic like python and do algorithms as well.
>>37679239
yea I don't think you understand what a tech internship is like.
I interned at facebook last summer. housing was provided, food was free, transportation from housing to the campus was provided, optionally a bike was given to you for the whole summer and I was paid $8000/mo.
>>37676972
I guarantee you that your girlfriend works less than 4 hours and spends the rest fucking her coworkers since she's likely the only female there.
>>37679643
The entire world is oversaturated. That's why you get an MS in STEM and never have to worry about money again.
I see a lot of suggestions in the medical field.
I'd suggest dentistry.
Those fuckers around here (DC/VA/MD) legit work three days a week (good luck scheduling an appointment) and get paid about as much as an actual doctor who went to about three times as much school as them.
Those fuckers are such scam artists.
