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Do you guys ever have weird fit related dreams? I had one the other night
>In the gym waiting for a squat rack
>This chick leaves for like 5 minutes
>Deload her shit and start warming up
>She comes back
>Suggests I work in with her
>Shows me this weird smith machine underwater squat, supposed to help with bigger weights
>inb4 underwater weight test
>Skeptical but she's hot so I want to see her in the water
>I do it and almost die
>She's laughing and also half naked (no top)
>Just us in the gym
>I spaghetti everywhere and go do back exercises downstairs
Why do my dreams hate me, /fit/? Pic unrelated maybe
You're probably scared of women or something on a deep subconscious level.
I'd always have these dreams where I'm trying to fight someone off but my punches don't do anything. I've always had these same dreams since I was a kid, but lately, since I started lifting, they started reacting slightly to my punches. Maybe one day I can finally knock them out.
not fit related but:
i had one the other night where i was a murderer
I had one few nights ago where i was stuck on a sinking ship and had to get to the surface. there was also some squid bounty hunter chasing me and promising to kill me once we go tot the surface.
>>37491081
I've never had dreams where I'm "afraid" of women, and I'm not afraid of them in like the normal 4chan sperg lord sense. I do feel trapped in my current relationship though, maybe that has something to do with it
>tfw never had a sex dream
even dream me can't get laid.
>>37491081
Guns never work for real in my dreams. I make gun sound effects with my mouth and whatever I'm shooting plays along. Goes the other way too. Real violent scenarios, but everyone is just playing imaginary guns. For like 10 years my dreams have been like this.
I can never seem to fly.
Your dreams hate you because you don't love yourself.
>>37490931
ye i dreamed that i went with arnold to an amusement together.
i have this strange connection with him for a long time now. it feels like we met before and are friends
>>37491162
Here is a tips for you by professional i see wet dreams 2 times a month.
-take some sleeping pill before sleep it makes you see vivid dreams
-watch porn or thinking about sex before sleep even masturbate but don't cum
-and sleep fucking face down
you will thank me later, but for a while i'm seeing weird sexual dreams like public flashin lel.
>>37491223
For me actual guns never work too, but if I make my fingers the shape and go "pew pew" it's a massacre.
>>37490931
>Dream a dog is floating down the canals of a city, to small and weak to save itself
>Jump inna canals to save the doggo
>Not strong enough to save the doggo from getting swept out to sea
>Wake up afraid that my own dog is dead or lost
I'm not a very good swimmer in real life, but I hate practicing
>>37490931
Sounds like Vasily Alekseyev. Dude would throw heavy ass weights in the lake and lift them out.
I usually get weird as fuck dreams on days when I have an intense workout and take melatonin before bed. A couple note worthy ones have been:
> Getting into a high-speed car chase with a cop that transformed into a spider, eventually pinning me into a football stadium and eating me just as I woke up
> Having sex with my oneitus from highschool in the squat rack. Just as I climaxed her vagina bit my pud off and she started choking me to death
> Crowd surfing at a Tool concert before being dropped on the ground, and standing up to see the crowd gone, but the band has been replaced by my local gym staff
> Having sex with a close relative at the ski resort I work at, but getting snowed in and forgotten about. I have to kill and eat her on the fourth day and tape skis together to use as gym equipment
> Mindlessly gunning people down in a crowded airport MW2 style before being ruthlessly beaten to death by a lynch-mob of cross-fitters.
> Transferring schools and arriving to my classes to find out that the entire student body consists only of pixelated Runescape character models. I vividly remember the class was being taught by Bob of Lumbridge.
> Failing my last bench press set at 315 (dream for the fuckin stars) and slowly being suffocated to death by the bar. After a while my vision fades as the gym-goers start circling me like hyenas or vultures. They start to nibble at my legs and sides before a greasy powerlifter disembowels me with a sharp object and starts savagely eating me.
Writing this down I now realize that most of them involve death and cannibalism. Also every single one of these I woke up with an unreasonably hard erection, when I normally don't get morning wood.
>>37491081
HOLY SHIT
I know exactly what you mean. You load up a pinch with bad intention and it hits, but does nothing. You throw another, then another, and it does nothing but make you tired and feel even more helpless. I know that feel bro :(
I'd get one every other night and wake up in a cold sweat. I've stopped having those deeams once I staarted boxing
>>37490931
I have pull up dreams often.
>be on the bar doing pullups/chinups/muscle ups
>do them literally forever without tiring
>that's it
Pretty awesome dreams really
>>37491486
Hi chad
>>37491081
in my dreams i used to get killed or hurt and i was always running. Now I just beat the shit out of people/ kill people in my dreams. I had some weird hunger game-like dream recently and i killed everyone
