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> at a house party
> have this sensation that someone is eye fucking me
> check my peripheral and sure enough, make eye contact with woman
> she instantly closes in, super bubbly
> hits me with a barrage of questions
> whats your routine? have you tried keto? I don't drink alcohol it kills gains, whats in your glass? Do you train on campus??
> notice she's drinking out of a blender bottle (lmao)
> through conversation I can tell this woman spends a lot of time on some fitness related websites
> I literally have no interest in continuing conversation with this woman, she's definitely beautiful by normal society standards- just not my type
> find an excuse to break off conversation, mosey to another room
> fast forward a bit
> playing pong with my buddy
> at this point i'm definitely drunk. not quite inebriated.
> get that feeling that someone is watching me again.
> before i take my shot do a quick scan of the room
> what do you know, weird fitness chick eyefucking me again
> buddy gives me the go for it nod
> lol whatev.
> go back talk to her, bring her back to my house (a few block walk)
> girl starts doing squat/frog/broad jumps down the road
> talking some nonsense about crossfit
> this chick is insufferable, but I'm just trying to get my dick wet
> get down to business
> she strips down
> SUPER lean. visible abs, literally no tits.
> flexs for me
> begs me to do the same
> uh okay
> she's literally making out with my bicep
> dick confused as fuck
> grabs my barely aroused member
> manages to get about 70% hard
> start with doggystyle
> her ass is literally pure meat
> I feel like I'm fucking a dude
> her moans are like a deep grunt (imagine a powerlifter going for a PR)
> she suddenly stops, looks back with a panicked look
> assume this concern is due to a lack of condom
> Wait-- do you have any BCAAS I can take before we do this??
> boner no more
> i've had enough of this
> "Get your shit and get the fuck out"
> What???