"Hello, Anon. I'm looking for a new Robin to assist me in crime fighting. I can provide additional combat training, body armor, gadgets and resources, all I ask is that you're at least 6'0 180lbs with a 225lb bench press and 315lb squat... so... do you qualify?
>>37102546
kek sign me in, I don't even lift
>>37102546
>315lb squat
So close.
I wonder if Joker is looking for henchmen.
>>37102546
>yfw 5'7 and 155lbs skinny fat and could never be robin
Whats japonés to the last Robin?
I'm 5'9 165 with martial arts training and can do all that. Am I in?
>5'11
>215lb bench
>290lb squat
Kill me.
>>37102820
Oh and
>175lbs exact
>>37102546
I can smash a 225 bench, easy 315 squat but I'm a 160lb 5'8 manlet so I guess not.
>>37102833
Holy shit brah exact same stats as me. We can make our own fighting duo
>>37102833
>>37102870
>Batmanlet and Robinlet
>>37102833
>>37102870
Same stats here too. Can I join your club?
>>37102546
>220lbs
>5"11
>325lb bench
>345lb squat
>>37102989
Sorry Anon. That 1 inch is crucial. As of now you're face level with an attackers knife (assuming that attacker is 6'0) so it's an easy kill for him. That 1 inch will ensure you're eye level with your attack and therefor you can know your surroundings.
>>37102833
>>37102870
>The Manlet Friends
>removing cats from trees and helping old ladies cross the street
>>37102546
I am dex fag
>>37102893
>>37102902
Guys, we'll start the Manlet League.
Show those batloving lanklets whose boss.
>>37103027
No one cared who I was until I put in the mass:(
>>37102546
but robin is 5'7 150lbs
>>37103123
Depends what Robin, when, who by, what arc etc.
>>37102795
He lives in Tokio now
>>37103123
Robins stats have always been 5'10 and 170lbs.
source: The Arkham games.
>>37102546
Sorry Ben al Afflecki, I don't work with terrorists
>>37103345
they will always inflate superheroes stats
like spiderman, who looks 5'5 in school, 5'7 adulthood and is 5'8 on the mcu but is listed as 5'10 by database
being average = best height for martial arts
comic writers should know that
>>37103345
Jason Todd
6'0", 200 lbs
Tim Drake
6'0", 189lbs
Dick Grayson
6'0", 175lbs
Those are all just from the Arkham series
Not accounting for Robins being kids so like 5'2", or Damian Wayne (again, a kid)
unrelated topic but why is height so important?
>wolverine in comics: 5'3
>wolverine in movie: almost a foot taller at 6'2
what is so desirable about height? does it make you look better or something?
>>37103470
because fit is the new r9k and are faggots lacking of confidence so they need to attach to height
>>37102546
Fuck you Ben Affleck,
You ruined daredevil,
You ruined batman,
You're a shitty actor
You and that skinny skank they 'cast' as wonder woman
>>37102546
>6'0
>Robin
Pick one you casual faggot. Everyone except Jason is in the 5'7-5'10 range.
>>37103431
Yes but those stats are when they're adults. Like for Nightwing and Redhood.
The 5'10 and 170lbs is the ROBIN physique senpai.
>>37103520
>implying a manlet could ever fight crime outside of fantasy comic books.
kek
>>37103522
Tim Drake at this point is Robin senpai. Jason Todd wouldn't have gained weight or height because that's how the Lazarus pit works
>>37102546
is this the anon who posted about fighting crime on /fit/ a while back? If so, how are you not dead you autismo?
>>37103544
no, they growed up apparently.
but officially they are
dick 5'10
jason 5'11 or 6'0
tim 5'8 or 5'9.
now since they comic fictional characters, maybe the authors don't give a shit about it, artists don't give a shit about it so they draw them like they want to in each story and there is no consensus on this ones.
if there ever was an official rating, then probably it didn't take into account robins growing up, much like in the marvel universe where bucky is listed as 5'9, altough some artists draw him as tall as cap or other characters sometimes, so they didn't take into account bucky growing up
>>37102546
"Hello, Anon. I'm looking for a new Robin to assist me in sucking cock. I can provide additional buttsechs training, body dildos, anal gadgets and cum resources, all I ask is that you're at least 6' dick 8' girth and will press it squat in my a-hole... so... do you qualify?
Yours truly,
Been Affleck
>>37103612
I think at the end of the day there's enough factors to not have a definitive answer.
>>37103636
Ben Affleck is a cock sucker, definitive enough for you?
>>37103664
Somebody's jelly of people bigger and richer than him. Are you Christian Bale?
>implying cardio and flexibility wouldn't be the primary requirements for a robin
>>37103687
Thank you Internet white Knight,
The dark Knight has your back
Regards,
Full homo
Ben Affleck
>>37103687
Defending the gayest man on earth,
Yep, this is /fit/
>>37103687
Ben Affleck please go.. nobody wants to be your Robin, just go. ..pls. .go
>>37103746
>Fucked J LO and Jennifer Garner
>Gay
>>37102546
Batman is the gayest fucking superhero ever.
>>37103784
>Marvel cuck detected
I was expecting some reddit quip. But that's all you got lad?
5'7 118lbs here but I possess a very tight asshole. am i in?
>>37103768
Jlo basically a man,
Jennifer garner, an actual man.
How does that help your point?
Also, Ben, just go already this is becoming uncomfortable
do you remember there was some autistic guy a few months ago that tried to fight crime by becoming batman, anyone has that thread kek?
>>37103784
It's not gay to fuck the tight boipucci of your side kick.
>>37103837
Holy shit I remember that. I am pretty sure he was serious too.
>>37103837
Hes probably this guy
>>37103636
yeah pretty much
>>37103888
Holy shit that was a brilliant thread. God I love /fit/...n-no homo
Robin is more like 5'1" and 96lb.
>>37102546
Nah I want to be Batman. And you can be Robin. So teach me to be the new Batman f am
>>37104101
pretty accurate actually
>6'0 198 lbs
>275lb bench
>450lb squat
I just hope I can live up to this guy.
>implying robin is 6'
i meet all the qualifications and then some except im 5'7 fu batman
>>37102989
>that bench
mireen
>squat only 20 pounds heavier than bench
...
>>37102546
>6 foot Robin
Anon do you even batman?
