What's your gymbro/gymbromo/gymbroette/gymwaifu/gymhusbando like /fit/?
How'd you meet?
>lifting alone while wearing headphones/earbuds
I seriously hope you don't do this.
I go too far into the zone when I lift
+ everyone is iny gym is doing some stupid shit
>>36631538
Seriously mirin those fucking thighs and glutes
nohomo tho
I go to the gym with a QT from my uni classes.
It was a good way to get into her pants, the sex is amazing. We are slowly getting attached though but it's alright.
Thing is I was with my ex for two years and we were all in the same class. I told my ex that I was seeing current QT and she was pissed as fuck. I dont care tho
She a 7/10 alt girl
We used to hang and watch anime when I was fat.
I started getting fit and she started mirin.
She is thin with small tits 8/10 ass. She wants me to train her.
I lift at home. I've got a squat rack and a bench.
I haven't really spoken to anyone else other than my family for the last six or seven years.
Cocoon mode.
I have a Romanian girl I Skype with. I worked out for her once and she and she cheered me on.......does that count
>>36631538
>>lifting alone while wearing headphones/earbuds
But I like listening to music while lifting...
>>36631672
I envy you
>>36631672
I want to be you.
>>36631538
Got my bro from school to train with. Been training since we were 16, 21 now and still have the best workouts together
>>36631538
He doesn't exist.
>>36631786
Your cat is broken, desu
>#1 is a powerlifter dude, slight formnazi but very knowledgeable
>#2 17 year old kid who i've been sort of coaching for the past few months. kinda proud to see his results
>#3 semi-pro bodybuilder, training with him takes up to 3 fucking hours
i still prefer to be alone while lifting though. makes it easier to actually go through with improvements and focus instead of getting sidetracked.
>tfw this one guy who looks a lot like Kyle the dancing oly lifter
>tfw want his dick so bad
>>36631538
We go usually 5-6 days a week, about two hours at a time, plus 15-20 minutes of the sauna. We've lifted for years together and have known each other since grade school. (About 13 years now) both about 6'0 210. Feel better man. (He's sick, wish him well so I can have my lifting partner back)
He's 50 or so about the same age as my Old Man and is from Boston.
I want to be like him. His wife is hot and he's already retired with no kids. Just lifts every day while his wife works. Dude is a boss.
>>36631538
Is "husbando" a /fit/ meme cause I swear that's just you being a raging homo.
I've literally read people say "I'm not gay but I want a husbando."
.... WTF is that even supposed to mean
>>36632508
lurk more
>tfw gymbro is my husband
>tfw we met on a fit college thread
>knew he was gay instantly when we met
>proposed to him after 2 years of dating, he accepted and called me a faggot
No hetero.
> lift with literal brother
> I got him into it in high school
> he quickly surpassed me and is hella aesthetic
> feel intense older sibling pride when he PRs
> he cheers me on when I'm struggling to get that last rep out
> keep each other motivated and using good form
It's bretty ideal.
>>36631538
>dat pic
What the roiders don't tell you is that pinning male sex steroids into your ass makes you hyper sexual. Spend some time with roiders. You'll find a group of sexual deviants who like strap ons, sucking tranny dick, or are straight up fags.
>>36632541
mirin
>>36632555
>> he quickly surpassed me
I'd be jelly as fuck.
>>36632626
Well, he's 5 inches taller than me and a dude, so no luckily no jelly here familia
>>36632654
>tfw no sister
My bf% is still too high to have a gymhusbando.
Unless you count the creepy old guys in the locker room that slap my ass.
>>36631538
I have a gymbro and we do lift separately with earbuds in our ears. We can't really chat in between sets since we're doing different programs.
>How'd you meet?
I was his TA for linear algebra. Guy saw me deadlifting 4pl a few months ago and recognized me.
We were in programming classes in high school and we've just been really close. We separately got into lifting and now we lift all the time together.
>mfw people call us gay all the time
>>36631672
You'll emerge an autistic butterfly
>>36631538
My gymbro/girlfriend stopped talking to me, now all I have are my earbuds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8FsIdVi9Y
pretty good battery life and qt
>old gym
>still dyel
>trying to do dips for the first time
>can't even do 1
>no assisted dip machine
>suddenly feel myself get lighter and I push out 8 solid dips
>turn around and this guy had grabbed my legs to assist me
>told me that's how he got dips done when he first started
>>36632615
I'm far more perverted than that and I didn't stick a needle in my tighs ever.
>>36633114
Did u get those digits.
>>36632541
Please be real.
> mfw no total bottom husbando
>>36632541
>>36632541
that's cute anon
you're still a faggot.
>>36632670
I feel that feel.
>>36631605
Until you ACTUALLY go to the gym with her more than a few times, it doesn't count.
About a dozen different people have all said they wanted to go to the gym with me, so I upgraded my membership to one that includes a guest pass. 3 months later, still no gym buddy. I just lift with no headphones in and hope someone talks to me.
I need better friends.
>>36631605
>>36631605
>>36631605
>told my ex that I was seeing current QT and she was pissed as fuck. I dont care tho
Replying 'k' after having your creepy autistic ex contact you after months in end to inform about his 3/10 gf is NOT being pissed as fuck Anon.
>>36633832
>I just lift with no headphones in and hope someone talks to me.
You're me.
I lift alone with earbuds because all the big manly men at the gym want nothing to do with my twink ass ;-;
>>36633114
Solid.
>>36637011
>all the big manly men at the gym want nothing to do with my twink ass
Come with me into the gym showers and I'll make you feel wanted, boytoy
>>36637171
B-but, my gym doesn't have showers.
>>36637188
It'll be less comfortable but we can also do it in the changing room
>>36637011
>all the big manly men at the gym want nothing to do with my twink ass ;-;
Your naivety is cute.
>>36637237
No, no, believe me. I spend a lot of time staring at them, if they were ever staring back I would know.
>>36631690
stay off of cam sites bruh
>>36631538
shut the fuck up faggot
fuck off
>>36637259
They aren't looking back because you're staring. Just focus on your workout, do a couple of sexy stretches and then get back on Grindr and stop staring at me you fucking faggot
>>36637259
Why not actually talk to them and get them to "spot your squats"?
I workout with my team (track, ~10 of us in athletes gym at a time) and we're pretty supportive of one another. There are a couple guys that oly lift in there too and they're friendly as well
>>36632541
>>36637359
I was exaggerating, I've just never caught them looking. Seriously though, wouldn't they try to talk to me or correct my form or grab my ass or something.
>>36637365
What if I just end up annoying him? T_T
>>36632541
>mfw I think that's cute as fuck
>>36637388
>What if I just end up annoying him?
Then ask someone else? Most non-autistic people wouldn't mind. You should also use a squat plug and wear tight compression pants so you can show off your bulges while squatting
>>36637408
I'm just gonna keep on being miserable and lonely. It's less stressful.
Seriously though, all the big sexy guys are always hanging around the squat racks together, being vaguely homoerotic. There's just no way for me to get in there.
>>36631538
I met my husbando at the crazy house
It's where we got married
>lifting alone while wearing headphones/earbuds
this is the only way I lift
>>36637436
>implying you don't want to get spit roasted
Embrace your inner slut
>>36637474
Oh no, I do. I just couldn't possibly approach this big sweaty meat vortex that I so badly want to be at the center of.
>>36637487
Just pretend to drop your phone and bend over in front of them a few times
>>36637510
:/
Are you a sweaty meat vortex guy? Or do you not even lift and are just letting me know about some of your fantasies.
>>36637532
I'm almost /2/3/4/5/, I sweat a lot and I do have a gymbro that I'm quite homosexual with.
>>36631666
Try to have sex with her
>>36637560
Ugh. You probably know what you're talking about then. Are you sure there's no way I can tell if they want to fill my butthole without accidentally dropping my shorts in front of them.
>>36637593
It won't work for me since I'm concentrated on my lifts almost always, and so is my gymbro.
I don't know how you'd attract dicks except the upfront way in the showers so you're kind of on your own here
I lift with two co-workers. One's a lesbro lawyer and the other is a butch-looking, femme acting Korean gay secretary. I'm a straight white dude.
It started as a gymance but we actually all moved in together a couple months ago and honestly it's been a dream. We meal prep together, binge shows, go to brunch as a trio... It's pretty homo. My brother asked if I was bisexual.
Honestly if Lesbro and I were into dick and Gayasian liked tits, I'd go full poly for the three of them. It's basically a fairy tale with creatine and 45s.
Pic not exactly related: she is buff and kinda butch and also we are not anime
>>36637635
Fuck everything.
>>36637652
That's a plan. Just keep molesting the big guys at the gym before either they fuck you or you get kicked out
>>36637672
Why is there not a more efficient system for this. Grindr is useless.
>>36637650
Aren't you that guy with some capped greentexts that are posted a lot?
>>36633209
there are more bottoms than tops
>>36631538
Can't convince my boyfriend to go to the gym with me even after the stories of how easy it is to get laid there
Doesn't need it tho. He's onhis schools rowing team and is more ripped than me
>>36637711
The only cap I've seen is the one about how our ex-co-worker had to get her stomach pumped because she took a bunch of Lesbro's Accutane.
I used to post FPSes semi-regularly but haven't had new material since our fatass boss finally got fired for drinking all of the coffee creamer straight and also stealing from a VP's purse (it was probably that one that actually got him fired).
>>36633209
>tfw bear-mode bottom
>tfw people automatically assume I'm a top
>surrounded by twinks but I just want someone to be my big spoon
>>36637754
Dude. That story was what inspired me to start taking Accutane. Start my third month tomorrow
>>36637838
Glad to hear it, man. It worked absolute wonders for Lesbro. I'm really glad I never had skin issues, I know it's just a killer on self esteem.
>>36631538
fuck finding someone to work with at the gym
the gym is my outlet for rage
I used to have a lifting partner/irl friend, then he died ;<
Now it's just me going at it autismo mode.
>>36637784
Poor thing. I'll be your spoon.
I'm 5'6" tho.
>>36638390
That's fine I don't much care about height. I just need an arm around me so that I don't feel lonely.
I got into lifting a year ago, got my friend who was trying calisthenics to try out my gym and he eventually got a membership there. we met in year 9 at school and are 20 now. We've lifted together for about 6 months ago and its been very bonding watching each other get noob gains, learning together, and just getting stronger in general. feels really nice, man.
How to make gym Bros while at gym they're always in groups or using headphones
>Tfw everyone at the gym are friends and are always joking and talking but never to you
Help /fit/ how do i become a gymbro?
>>36639325
Why would you want to be a gym bro? Those assholes are just wasting time chatting, whilst you're busy focusing on your workout.
You can socialize outside of the gym.
>>36631538
I lift alone.
On a brighter side, my house gym is well equipped.
I lift alone
>>36639744
Spoken like a true starting strength autist
