Being fat is totally worth it.
Way better than being an anemic thincuck or a roided, gay liftlet.
While thincucks are out cold for lack of nutrients and liftlets fuck each other in the gym showers, I lay in bed, perfecting my artistic technique, both in the canvas and in the pan, rivaling the likes of Velasquez in "Las Meninas" ,and Robuchon's "Nouvelle cuisine". I have even left some Cheeto stains in my paintings on purpose and people cherish them, all ignorant thincucks/liftlet degenerates, obviously.
>"B-but I'll live longer"
>Implying that a life without doritos on top of pizza for breakfast is even a life
>"Y-you'll never get laid"
That's the funniest part, a woman would never turn down a good cuddling session with a strong and agile protective bear like me
I'll just keep eating all i want, enjoying life and being happier than both of the two excuses of human beings i've mentioned. Which in turn makes me more attractive and i get to fuck both of their GFs.
>r-rise and shine wagec-cuck!
agreed
>>36547523
>>36547523
>being fat is worth it yeah if you have no friends
>getting invited to a soccer game
>getting invited to do a physical activity
I have seen it from the outside and people really dont like to hang out with fatties when they are going to do something that requires physical strenght besides that you are known as the fatty of the group and i really dont want to be known as that.
I may sound shallow but i dont want people to like me because of my personality because when they say that what they really mean is this guys really aint got shit i can compliment him on lets say he is a nice person
everyone can be a nice fucking person
but no anyone can get ripped
also i want to be important to someone in a sense of oh yeah this my friend anon he looking nice.
>>36547523
2/10 for effort
>>36547715
I'd rather have no friends than to have the "friends" liftlets have, which I obviously mean that liftlets ravage each other's assholes every 3 sets.
>>36547523
Back to tumblr with your fat positivity blogging you whale.
you fucks aren't even trying with the bait anymore
I'm sensing a lot of offended "swole" manlets here.. hmmmmmm...
>daily reminder that you'll always be a manlet
>>36549157
Youre making it so obvious that youre from tumblr m8
>>36549203
>>36549203
Op here, I'm not him, only one of your fellow liftlets would post retarded shit like that.
Stay roided, liftie.
