>be 21
>meet girl on dating website
>go to her house at 11pm
>sit and talk on the couch for a while
>she has a bf, says she just wants someone to chat to
>wtf.jpeg
>she talks for an hour
>bored out of my fucking mind
>think of an idea
>"hey its kinda cold, wanna go cuddle and chat in your bedroom instead?"
>"ok but no creeping" she says
>get into her bed
>start spooning her while she talks about how her mom left her dad
>im not really listening, and start getting a boner
>move a little back
>havent fapped for a few days to keep my testosterone levels high for work outs
>start pulling my foreskin up and down slowly
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>randomly say shit like "oh no, thats no good, your poor dad" and so forth, to make her think that im paying attention
>after a few minutes i spray a big load on the bed sheet between us
>she turns around with tears coming down her eyes, whaling about how her dad fought so hard to get custody of her
>rolls straight onto the cum patch and gets cum all over her back
>while sobbing: "anon omg wtf"
>"uhh i gotta get going" i reply
so /fit/ what's your opinion on isolation exercises prior to compound exercises?
>>36491991
I saw some video by some bodybuilder who said the muscles you want to target specifically should be isolated before compounds, can't remember who it was or even the reasoning behind it, but I've done just that for about three months and have seen good improvement, so I guess it's not bullshit.
>>36491991
If this was real it'd be funny
that's a funny made up story, OP.
why don't you go write for SNL
>>36491991
was believable until that last part. she could call 911 and accuse you of rape
>>36492060
SNL stories are fake?
