Mire thread
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>be me
>18 yrs old, skelly as hell, was 6'3, 135 lbs
>girls like my height, plus 7-8/10 face, but I hate how weak I am
>start lifting last september
>its hard, but at least I have strong willpower from cross country
>so much so, I pull my abdominal tendon within a month of starting to work out
>realize I must start slow
>slowly work up the weights, making sure not to hurt myself
>am now 6'4 and 170 lbs, still feel skelly, but just received my first mire
>girl I know ask me to look at her eyes
>6/10 but she's a friend so I pull her over to me
>she just got contacts, and now they're an electric blue-green
>tell her they're cute but a little creepy, and playfully pull her hat down over her eyes
>she puts her hand on my stomach to push me away
>im wearing a sweater, because its a little chilly
>I flex my abs that ive been working on, got my 6 pack(so nice that skinny guys have an advantage here)
>she exclaims, 'woah' and runs her hand over them up and down a few times while looking directly into my eyes
>'daaaaamn' anon, I didnt know you had that
>do a 360 and walk away
Feels good to be able to partake in this thread for the first time
Share your stories
>>36457125
>Do a 360 and walk away
What? did you run her over or somthing?
>>36457125
How do you have abs anon? Did you cut while being skelly?
>>36457176
Did swimming(butterfly), pushups, situps, and tireflips the summer before I started working out, and I used to have abs(probably the 3 years of cross country, since its a lot of breathing in and our while keeping your innards from moving around too much)i before I spent a year on the computer, a major regret of my life.
>>36457167
Is this bait?
Or am I rebaiting you?
Baitception
>>36457125
>Be hanging out with married female friends
>One gets drunk and feels me up
>Gropes pecs and and ass, says they feel good
>LMAO can't even bench 2pl8 and can't squat 3 pl8
>Tried to make out with me
>Turn away so she kisses my cheek
Probably gonna be told I'm beta, but that was hard to do. She's so hot.
>>36457125
>do a 360 and walk away
Background, I'm one of two guys in my program who are 6'+, leanish, and lift
>girl handing out cookies at the end of lab
>"no thanks, already had a cookie today can't mess up my macros anymore"
>semi-jokingly another guy goes "yeah anon how's that diet going?"
>"pretty good, gonna have that Brad Pitt Fight Club look within four months"
>both girls heads immediately shoot up and make eye-to-torso contact before looking down again sheepishly
It was a good kind of feel
>>36457125
>walking down the road
>wearing black polo and jeans
>little girl across the street points and says "daddy look at that guy!"
Little girl mires are best mires
>same day as first
>walking home
>guy in car looks at me as I walk past
>didn't realise traffic was building up
>looked back just in time to brake
>tfw almost caused an accident
Feels good desu
>Mowing parent's lawn without shirt on
>Soccer moms always slow down and stare
>Like fucking creepy ass long stares
>Have seen them slow down like they're going over a speed bump
>There is no speed bump
Also,
>Fit teacher
>Get mired and hit on like every god damn day
>Students are 17-19 years old
>be swimming instructor in small pool, only open for swim training, not public
>going through the showers
>dad and toddler are waiting for the brother to shower, he's on my team so i say hi
>all naked in the shower, they're seperated by small walls
>toddler walks over in front of my shower stall
>"hello"
>hello
>you have a big weewee
>dad starts laughing
>i contain my laughter
>it was 'on a pump' if you can call it that
>the dad looks as i walk by
It was probably just cause the kid was a toddler, but still felt good
Also:
>at work, in the water, so shirtless
>kid is swimming past me, he's like 8
>stops
>'wow, you have six pack'
>smile and tell him to keep going
Still feels nice
>ask classmate if he wants to come work out
>he reluctantly agrees, but comes
>we get to the gym, i get changed, he was already changed from home
>we talk about working out, and he comments that I'm actually pretty ripped once i'm shirtless
>but you can't really tell when i'm in class, cause i'm always wearing sweaters
>360
OP officially meathead....
>>36459276
>Students are 17-19 years old
fair game
>>36457267
Initially I thought you wrote "treflips".
>Be in the gym
>"Regular people" gym that happens to have a decent free weights section in the back
>In the squat rack
>Warm up to 530 lbs singles
>As I'm doing this, I notice several people watching me in amazement
>They're all dudes
GOD DAMN YOU PEOPLE
>>36459434
>Not realizing you can walk backwards
Hello /fit/ I don't expect anything out of this but I wanna know how to get into the Buckley Marathon, if you don't know about it, it seems to be a pretty hardcore marathon. I'm fairly fit and I want to test my worth and see if I can do it. My question is since there isn't any information online I wanna know if anyone can point me in the right direction.
This is literally a stab in the dark I expect nothing out of it kek
>>36459434
newfag
>>36457125
>solid
>>36459700
god damn what happened to his legs? did the fucking shrike attack him?
>>36459700
Barkleys
Anyways, vheck out the netflix doc for a start. Look at the guys physiques. Look a the physical challenges. Look at how getting water is hit and miss. Look at the elevation change. Anyways, its real hardcore.not saying i dont believe in you bro, but you gotta be ultrarunner tier shit to make it through.
>lift hard and eat extremely well for 9 months
>go from skelly to decently shredded
>still no gf
>still a virgin
>>36459797
Running thru thornbushes
>>36459117
No, you're just not a sociopath
>>36457167
>Lurk more
>leave
Pick one
>>36457125
don't you mean 180????
>>36459767
Thankyou, as I grow stronger, I look forward to sharing new mire stories with you.
>>36459117
respect my friend
>be me
>invite crush to go on a hike one day
>live in Canada where snow is melting and its slippery af
>she's constantly holding onto my biceps while we walk
>almost falls and gropes my abs
>feels good man
>>36459117
good on you, man
>>36459806
Confidence bro. I could go on and on about when confidence helped me and a lack off killed me.
>>36459203
Very autistical
>spring break
>have extra classes physics, gotta get into engineering son
> meet this girl average face and solid ass in class, talk with her everything is fine, no intention to hook up
>next day is warm af, so I am in tigh t-shirt
>meet her on bus station
> try to talk to her, she was awkward, spergin out, couldn't stop look at my chest and shoulders
KEK so this is how all the hot sluts feel when you guys are spergin out.
Debating should I fuck her or not, on the bright side she is good in physics, I like smart girls.
>>36459117
Good shit bro, you did the right thing
>Uber to shop cause trucks there
>Uber driver immediately asks where I workout
>well damn the only way he could have guessed is from my physique, never said a word about it or gave it away as far as I know, even wearing a hoodie and two layers under it.
>apparently he's a PT
>tells me a bunch of broscience and how I need to do ridiculous amounts of volume to make gains like Rich piana would suggest, like 30 sets for one muscle group
>were like the same size and strength and I do like 4-5 each because I actually follow a program using progressive overload and periodization
>>36460573
Lel I remember the first time I had a girl spaghetti for me, that's how you know you're making it brah
>chilling at house with friends
>be alone in room, listening music, headphones on
>this 7/10 girl comes in and closes door
>she start talking
>still listening music
>can hear just few words due to music, so i just bertstare
>talk to u...u different...like fate...love
>i have superior intellyct, so i can deduce that she is in loove with me
>think: bitch, I know u for 2 days, u dont know who am i, you cant love me
>she finally finished talking and looking at me with expectation
>look at compewter
>stop music
>headphones off
>bertstare again
>"wat?"
she started crying and run out
hehe, i am evil one basterd
>>36459563
Treflip back tail hardflip out on lock bro.
>>36461238
At first, I thought this was just retarded.
Reading it again, it flows like some sort of artful meta-satire.
It probably isn't, but damn - the mixture of decent vocabulary with "u" as an abbreviation, the oddly mangled grammar and shifting tenses. Shit's beautiful, man.
>>36459203
a retarded kind of cringe
