>HFW you tell her lifting is your hobby
>>36262366
i want to suck hr nips
>>36262366
yeah sure she'll mock you for going to the gym everyday and not eating junk with her
but she won't be complaining when you hold her entire body in the air and fuck her against the wall.
>>36262366
Lifting is not my hobby. That's like saying eating is my hobby. Or showering. It's something I do to take care of myself, just because I do it very regularly doesn't make it my hobby.
>>36264544
This is the best response unless its all you do. Then you have problems.
>>36264454
This. Bitches whine about everything while they spend all day watching tv
>>36262366
I wanna lift dem tiddies desu senpai
Hahaha you fucking GYMCELS don't get it do you.
She is giving you that LOOK of disgust because she knows other guys who look 100 TIMES BETTER THAN YOU who don't even FUCKING LIFT and are just NATURALLY BORN that way.
HER MIND IS THINKING, why the hell would I want a man who has to spend all this time GYMCELLING in order to look as good as OTHER GUYS I know who barely spend anytime WORKING OUT.
Fucking GYMCELs you will NEVER understand thats why you're a GYMCEL.
>HFW you tell her your hobby is sitting on your ass consuming popular media like a big fat idiot sped retard mongoloid
News flash, women are garbage and want you to be garbage too.
>>36264754
Why are you yelling
Well at least i dont dress like a cupcake
>>36264758
I need her in my life
>>36264971
3700000000 bitches alive right now, you don't need shit.
>>36264986
you don't understand. I haven't touched myself down there since january first. I need this.
>>36264754
What is gymcelling?
>>36265019
dude, wtf. do it now.
>>36265019
Why?
>>36265167
>>36265172
I don't know man. I thought it was a good idea. now even my ugliest coworker make my dick diamonds. at least I still got that sweet extra testosterone, right guys? that's not a meme, right? ...
>>36264754
is your shift key broken mate?
>>36265223
I...i...i'm sorry anon.You got memed so hard.
>>36265223
There's a testosterone cycle, recommend googling it.
>>36265223
Probably?
>>36265269
>>36265283
b..but.. they all said.. oh for fucks sake.
>>36265269
>>36265283
>>36265360
the worst part is I actually thought about fucking one of my coworkers who has always been into me. she's not nice too look at though, maybe 3/10 at best. thanks for saving me I guess.
![OXC14La[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Hu4rf1.jpg "OXC14La[1].jpg")
>hfw
>>36264570
What else you need to do. Eat, lift, sleep, repeat
>>36265223
It is a meme, you have low test now sry
>>36264754
inb4 another reply pops up:" guys its about HEIGHT, FACE AND FRAME THATS ALL WHAT GIRLS CARE ABOUT HUUR DURR".
k
>>36265470
>darker nipples
dropped
>>36262366
Katy Perry see tape when?
>>36265223
>he fell for the nofap meme
>>36265223
Ignore all the these fools man, NoPorn is the way to go.
>>36267078
don't need a 5 page essay on why something retarded is retarded
>>36267078
androgen (testosterone) receptor density increases when you abstain from orgasm.
Free Testosterone increases when you look at erotic images.
Watch porn while doing nofap for max testosterone gains.
thank me later.
>>36267220
>tfw wanna do nofap for test gainz
>tfw already have PE
>tfw would probably bust a nut just making out with a broad
Nofap is goat
>>36262366
Well, that and experimenting with various drugs
>>36262366
>mfw i used the zumba and wii fit joke
>she thought i was serious for a second
>said i lift
>she thought it was hilarious
I sent her a pic of my abs and me in my underwear and the next weekend she deepthroated my cock and swallowed. Being out of dyel is GOAT
