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You wake up one morning to find your body looking like this (height stays the same).
What's your first move?
>>36181161
I wake up looking like a jew?
make coffee
>>36181161
EAT BIG TO GET BIG
Challenge accepted again.
probably commit myself to a mental institution
>>36181161
Put on clothes, get a hairhut, lift big and eat big.
Thank the lord for stripping me of 25 or so pounds of fat that I no longer have to work off
>>36181161
>new game+
>Call of Duty Prestige
>Re Speccing
>Replaying on lower difficulty
I read the fucking sticky
I'd be like damn
>>36181161
SS + GOMAD.
>>36181161
wash my fucking greasy ass jew hair, get lasic, start on 500mg test and lift
>>36181161
an hero
>>36181264
really? SS? KKK
>>36181182
Is it you, U.K.?
>>36181161
Remove my glasses, comb my hair forward, and look exactly as I do every other morning.
Fuck.
Go to gym. Order XXXL pizza. Permabulk FTW.
>>36181175
/thread
Sigh, buy smaller clothes, and start beginner routine, maybe focus more on my booty and hams from the beginning
>>36181161
Be grateful that my face isn't as ugly as it was.
> What's your first move?
Walk 10ft from my bed to my stash & front load like 1.5g of test-e, walk to kitchen & mix up 2,000 weight gainer shake
>>36181161
Give people advice on /fit
>>36181175
Holy shit OP u got rekt
>>36181161
Since I'm now white, and presumably have a free 30 IQ points I quit my job training, enroll in college for a stem major, and date women who wouldn't even look at me before.
>>36181161
Honestly, some days I wish I looked like this again.
The journey and transformation was truly amazing.
>>36181161
Dont worry Alfonze! Were going to find a way to get our bodies back!!!
become /fa
>>36181161
Left hand: Based oats
Right hand: Based proton.
Down a salad bowl of the stuff.
Gym.
Shit my brains out.
Repeat.
Profit.
>>36181175
Lmao
Spot on though
>>36181161
Try to figure out how my head got so goddamned big. Then cut off own hand and cosplay as Billy from The Venture Bros
>>36181161
Eat two cups of oatmeal, peanut butter, a shake and five or six bananas. Then squat.
And then maybe kill myself
>>36183242
Pajeet
Diet:
-Unlimited amounts of meat & vegetables. Don't care if it's stir fry, salad, whatever, just get it in my face and in high quantities. Keep carbs low.
-Milk/dairy and black coffee in smaller amounts
Routine:
-All the compound lifts plus ab wheel, wrist roller & calf raises. Spread them out in the week and arrange them however allows you to keep progressing on all of them. Do whatever it takes.
>>36181161
Implying that's not my bodeh right fucking now
>>36181161
>Newgame+
>Shave my head because that hair is cancer
>Eat big to get big CMON
>Get happy because I get to see newbie gains again
Could be worse senpai, I'd get legit mad if I woke up being a girl, thats way harder because I wouldn't know what to do and my brain would probably tell me to cry about it instead of a logical solution.
>>36184312
hahhaha nice
>>36185982
lol underrated post
>>36181161
set up stream for sudoku an hero
>>36181161
If I could wake up like a body like this and be 15 years old (as opposed to 25), I'd be happy.
Time for strength training and big eats :DDD
>>36181215
^this. It would take me quite a while to get that thin while cutting at a safe rate. It's a good bit lower than my current target honestly, but slowly bulking back would be easy mode compared to continuing my cut.
>>36181161
I'm not much bigger than him anyway so whatever
>>36181161
Start taking a gram of tren a week, there's no fucking way that I'm patient enough to go back to being a skelly squatting the bar and then spend years building myself up to 4plate natty again
>>36181161
>wake up 25 KGs lighter
>panic
>go to doctor
>doctor doesnt belive
>i insit i lost 25 kg in one night
>freak out bc somthing is seriously wong with me
>docotor calls security
>I get a psch eval
>get put in loony bin
>loose job
>now im homless
/fit not evean once
>>36185845
>wrist roller
dont think my gym has one of these, is there any other way to do it?
>>36187800
only post that actually made me laugh out loud, if this was reddit id upvote you cunt
>>36185596
eat the pennies quizboy
