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>>35642887
>>35649959
>2015+1-7+7*1+1-2+1
>3 editions
>>35649975
>Fu cheeky edition***
>22 years old
>165lbs
>6' tall
I work two jobs overnight on docks, wondering what I could be doing to get gains? I would normally try the gym but I literally spend more time at work than I do in my own bed. What are some things I could take before going to work that would help me get bigger by the day?
What can I take to help lose fat faster?
>>35650004
Food? Literally if you want to get bigger, you eat more.
>>35650041
Should I do the whole bulk and cut thing? I have a blender so I could definitely make a protein shake before each shift, and bring along some healthy stuff. It's usually my first lunch that I lose it and eat like 5 burgers at the gas station and then just starve the rest of the day.
>>35650039
Dnp
>have 2 interviews tomorrow
>getting a little strapped for cash and gotta make things count
>literally living off of 2 pounds a day thanks to aldi's super cheap sausages 2400 calories(170g protein) for 1.60 british pounds or peanut butter 2 pounds per 4000 calories(180g protein)
Oh god, another 2 days of under 50g carbs to make sure I look super aesthetic and not bloated/moonfaced.
fuck genetics.
>>35650075
If you are going hungry then your body needs food, if you can't eat at work for whatever reason, then yeah shakes are your best bet, or take a jar of peanut butter and secretly have a spoonful every now and then. If you want to get bigger you will need to increase your calories. You will relatively quickly notice a difference adding in 500 calories for example into your work shift rather than going hungry.
>>35650122
>>literally living off of 2 pounds a day thanks to aldi's super cheap sausages 2400 calories(170g protein) for 1.60 british pounds or peanut butter 2 pounds per 4000 calories(180g protein)
Woah, I'll be hopping down to aldi then. I normally go to farmfoods kek
>>35650122
>Day 96 of living off aldi specials.
>Wake up
>First meal of the day 4 "pork" sausages - 3 tablespoons of peanut butter
>I usually blend this into a shake - It's less traumatic than eating it
>11:30am second meal 2 pork sausages sauteed in peanut butter.
>2:15pm third meal is a pork based dish served with a buttery peanut sauce.
>7:00pm pre workout meal: 6 pork sausages, 2 scoops peanut butter
>9:30pm snack down on 4 tablespoons of peanut butter spread over dry wall before bed.
Good luck with your job interviews familo - seriously.
Havent slept a wink and its 7am. Sunrise looks nive through the window
tell me fraud, how are you all doing? in the gym and outside of it
>>35650216
>how are you all doing
Gym is going okay, diet isnt too difficult to adhere too (1500cal IF style)
Outside the gym is going p weird.
>>35650216
Lost a milf (fuck off fraud) and now have a boring chick that doesn't like see messaging me all the time. Got an extra rep on my dumbell shoulder press yesterday dough
>>35650249
Weird how?
and stick with it. cutting is so beat but nothing gives more self confidence than vasularity. I just dropped down from 220 --> 190 since November 18th. Loading my long esters now to start bulking again. Havent even been in the gym for two months, nursing my broken metacarpal. Gonna start up again tuesday.
>>35650261
Sorry to hear about your milf bbboy. Drop boring chick and find one better (unless shes a total babe)
>>35650039
DNP 250mg EoD - 250mg ED
Tren 200-400mg/wk
Clen 20-120mcg/day
>>35650213
them sausages taste really good mate, dunno how u can find it bad.
tastes better than the fucking "premium" shit british sausages from the streets or other grocers.
>at shit frat party
>suddenly tinder match
>artsy, pixie cut hipster girl
>wants me to come over for "cuddles ;)"
>fuck it, leave the party, uber to her place
>cuddle first
>make a move
>fuck her senseless for like 2 hours
>never lost boner
>shouldve had whisky dick
I could get used to this, sex on gear is somethin else
>>35650320
If DNP and Clen are both thermogenics then are they both necessary?
It might confuse people and lead them to think all the heat sides are on dnp because of its bad rep.
It sounds like clen also acts on the B-receptors so maybe it doubles up as dnp and ephedra at the same time.
>>35650385
pick 1, not all 3.
>>35650290
>weird how
Just shit with girls
>no gym in 2 months
Just think how epic your comeback will be
>>35650463
Pussy
>>35650635
dont want to die :(
>>35650357
Yeah until the problems start and you need to start taking cialis/viagra to get it to work longer than 2mins. Just enjoy while it lasts m8
>>35650654
meh
join the 27 club with me.
not gona invite you twice.
>>35650656
>cialis
Aka a god-send
Any idea how to fix precum btw?
I precum like a mother fugger
>>35650675
>precum like a mother fugger
Haha, just wipe it off before you stick it in or something
>>35650687
Rolf.
But its irritating.
Rip underwear.
>>35650385
I'd imagine a stack would be much more effective than simply using more clen - not that I encourage this.
As far as I'm aware, for the reason you mentioned, clen shines in its fat mobilisation (with fewer sides than ephedrine - Clen is beta-2 specific therefore affecting the fat cell, while ephedrine hits the beta-1 receptors as well, of which there are more in the heart).
Andw ith my limited understanding, DNP works through an entirely different mechanism, somehow uncoupling DNP from mitochondrial energy metabolism, making the cells desperately try to burn more fuel - DNP therefore shines as a thermogenic, burning off the mobilised fat quite effectively.
Tren is best at sparing muscle but this would be stepping into overkill territory along with the above, if we haven't already gone there. And I haven't even mentioned GH and t3 yet.
>>35650675
Perhaps research PC muscle balance - kegels and reverse kegels, etc. I'm not too knowledgeable but maybe it could solve your issues
>>35650713
Suppppp
I lost your email address.
just send anything to
Forget Me WTF?
fkupgspv at sharklasers dot com
Defs intrested, wont be ablt to buy all the legal supps all at once tho as I have like a R1500 max monthly budget for legal supps
>>35650742
>Forget Me WTF?
Soz didnt know that was in my clipbord lawl
>>35650709
Precum doesnt contain any sperm though? atleast thats what i thought, and our spermcount is probably fucked anyway aint no girl getting preggo with our cum
>>35650792
>precum doesnt contain any sperm
In highscool sex ed they said it did. Idk.
Dont give a fuck about it tho, its just kinda annoying cuz now your underwear / leg has precum on it
>>35650742
Gotcha
>Defs intrested, wont be able to buy all the legal supps all at once
Works for me
all Zeus's golden piss does is taunt me right now
is it any problem storing GH or Peptides at around 9-10 degrees or does it strictly have to be stored at 2-8
>roids
Enjoy your osteoporosis, LOL
>>35650914
You got my gmail?
Gonna get me some tanning cream with my winnings
>>35651009
Liverpool will fuck you on that, expect a dull 1 - 1 game
>>35650213
Fucking lost it
>>35651081
I got sauces mate, Henderson will tap one in late in the second half
>>35651112
I'm going to laugh at you when they fuck it for you.
You'd have been safer betting on the Scottish Championship.
>>35651129
>betting on the Scottish Championship.
The what?
>>35651148
exactly, thats how shite Liverpool and Man U are right now
Aussie brahs - Anyone heard of hive labs?
Seen on sst but looks pretty fuckin suss
>>35650792
It does.
Hence why pulling out isn't foolproof.
>>35650039
The same way is good ole diet and cardio with ephedrine and caffeine in the mix.
Unless you're prepping for a show I would avoid clen.
>>35651311
They're brand new. Their spelling sucks but I hope their products are good for you bros. from what I read it's hard to get decent gear in Aus for a price that isn't highway robbery.
>>35651009
53 min and still 0-0 and from all accounts a shite game.
Hows that working out for you?
>>35651619
>>35651112
I got this shit breh
>>35651768
Yeah sure mate........ :)
>>35651785
Asked pregz if I left a mark on her.
She said no
Fml.
Gona have to be more aggro next time I suppose
>>35651768
ADC is pretty safe so I wouldn't worry about it.
Seems like Cheeky is nice enough to do it for you though.
Just Kek my shit up, ffs
>>35651678
uw0tm8
>>35651818
Kek
>>35651824
Kek
>>35651911
Kek
>>35651937
kęk
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k
>>35651937
told ya liverpool would fuck it up for ya
I even gave them more credit than they deserved, saying 1-1
>>35652068
Since when does shit Rooney ever do anything useful
Aren't you guys at all worried about your cocks?
>>35652095
What are anciliaries?
What is cialis?
>>35651818
if you arent hospitalising a pregnant teenager then you arent winning
>>35652095
He's bigger enough to look after himself
Off to the parents for a pre-workout in a bits chicken tits
>>35650004
why in gods name would you work so much?
>>35652095
arent you worried that you are too dumb to science?
>>35651009
>putting money on liverpool
>>35652109
>if you arent hospitalising a pregnant teenager then you arent winning
:c
will step it up this week.
wonder if she'll let me choke her with the baby and stuff
$45 for 2.5g of test a fair price?
>>35652234
No.
Going to start tren and a lean bulk soon, how many lbs per week do you guys aim for?
>>35652234
survey time fgts.
small boobz vs big boobz
???
>>35652491
small
>>35652491
depends on the boob structure and the nipple areola.
But generally i prefer small to medium boobs.
>>35652266
interdasted in this. i've been losing weight on tren ever since I added it to my cycle.
been eating ~3k calories per day with a good ratio of macronutrients.
weighing 168lb - I was like 174lb when I was on test + var
>>35652491
Medium. Bs or Cs on a ~100 lb grill is fine with me.
>>35652567
I lied. To me its more the shape and perkiness level than size.
Turned 18 a week ago, just got my T level checked.
Total T is 453 ng/dL. This is closer to a 50 year old guys level am I right?
What the fuck can I do?
I don't get horny anymore even on weeks and weeks of nofap. I'm lifting okay, weigh 150 and squat 1rm is about 270, other lifts on the same level, but I feel depressed constantly and feel like I've lost the libido of my first bout of puberty.
>>35652528
>>35652543
>>35652567
Fucking knew it
Whatsapp be trippin
>>35652598
Your test is in the normal range faggot.
>>35652662
Not according to the data from this site
http://www.menshormonalhealth.com/normal-testosterone-levels.html
For <25 non diabetic men I am well over 1 standard deviation below the mean, close to the bottom quintile..
>>35652598
go to the docs and say you're trying to have a baby with your gf and you havent been able to impregnate and you know your levels are low. Get them to check sperm count and other stuff. If your firing blanks, go bnc
>>35652491
shape and perkiness above all else, definitely.
i didn't think this girl in my class was that hot until she walked in with hard nips and realized how perky they were
pic not related
>>35652713
Not firing blanks, ex gf just had an abortion
>>35652688
Say fuckit and pin ugl test then
>>35652121
Steroids cause impotence, no doubt about it.
>>35653070
are you trying to say all steroids always cause impotence in 100% of the users regardless of how well they manage the situation?
>>35653039
Neh mate, sorry. Don't want to get involved with another brehs gear on an Iranian steering wheel circularity board.
>>35649959
Where are the most androgen receptors located in a mans body?
>>35653092
Wait, I thought this was a Slovenian beanie knitting forum. My life is a lie.
>>35653107
According to shit I've read here it's traps and delts.
who is this guy?
>>35653189
Big guy.
I'm on a 300-400 cal cut and taking anavar.
It's been two weeks.
I feel nothing and haven't gotten any stronger, like at all, and if anything, I'm retaining more water than usual and haven't dropped weight yet.
did I fuck up somewhere or should I stop being a paranoid impatient faggotron3000
>>35653171
>traps and delts
I wonder what advantage there is for the receptors to be located there. Outside of aesthetics.
>>35653274
I'm sure I can't imagine how stronger deltoid and trapezius muscles could be an evolutionary advantage to a primitive hunter/gatherer society or why that would lead to greater sexual selection of trait-carrying males and thus higher propagation of those genes
>>35653274
>advantages
Makes males stronger in general? Idk.
That pic tho
>>35653354
>primitive people
So then the guys with bigger cocks and natty delts would be selected over small dick big delt brahs?
>>35653244
d b o l b o y s
>>35653244
What exactly are you running?
>>35653354
>count step every make
>>35653274
>>35653354
they are traits that heavily differentiate between men and women
>>35653404
5-15mg for 8 weeks
>>35653467
>5-15mg for 8 weeks
is this a joke
>>35653274
If you want to go into function delts and traps are king of the upper body
>>35653500
>>35653512
I'm a woman.
>>35653171
>traps and delts.
yeah this is true. I notice that espacially my delts blow up when i go on cycle. And shrunk a bit when i go off.
>>35653451
ofc sexual dimorphism plays its part, ar site density would only be strongly selected in males and any female inheritance of the traits would be incidental
>>35653590
doesn't sound like var, have you noticed any other side effects?
>>35653467
>>35653590
All I know about anvar and women is that water retention is normal and that you are taking about the right dose
>>35653244
You're doing fine, if this is your first cycle your expectations may have been too high.
re strength improvements, I think you need to be looking out for enhanced recovery and more capacity for volume.
Water retention is normal in your case, and that alongside your natural water retention could be masking any weight loss. Your muscles will also be more glycogen/sodium/blood volume greedy so you could reasonably expect to feel a bit fuller by now than usual on a cut and also hold weight in that regard.
Give it a bit more time - if your instinct tells you it's bunk then it may well be, but if it's your first run then go 4 weeks then decide if it was for shit
>>35653590
London?
anyone curious about LGD-4033, ask away. I'll get back to you in 10-20 min.
>>35653189
That's Cheeky.
He don't post pics because he don't wanna give us that inferiority complex
>>35653787
>LGD-4033
isn't that the planet from Alien?
i wouldn't go back there after what Sigourney went through
I'm starting a new job next month and the job requires I get a physical exam. My normal doc said he was too busy today and assured me his new nurse practitioner was fully competent. For those that don't know, a nurse practitioner can do just about everything a doctor can do. Write prescriptions, order tests, etc.
I'm waiting in the room and I expect a fat middle aged women to come in. After a couple minutes this little cutie walks in. She may have been in the top 2 or 3 of best looking medical workers that I've ever seen. We started with some small talk and go over my medical history. She then she's leaving the room and instructs me to remove all my clothes and put the hospital gown on. I couldn't get it tied from behind very well, so it's hanging off my shoulders and leaving my ass exposed.
I did Google her and check her credentials when I got home. Based on her work and school history, I guess she is right around 28 years old.
She came back into the room and we exchange some more pleasantries while she poking and prodding around. She made a comment that the bigger blood pressure cuff she used was for heavy or obese people, not bodybuilders. I told her that maybe she was using the bodybuilders cuff on the fat people. She kinda giggled and found it amusing. She felt me again on my back, chest and stomach and commented that I was solid like a rock.
1/2
2/2
Next she asked me to remove the gown so she could check down there, as she pointed to my crotch. I pulled the gown off and she says "oh you shave", I'm sure all bodybuilders do that". I explained while I'm in the shower I just shave everything off in habit.she smiled again and complimented me. Now she grabs my penis and starts feeling it for what I'm assuming lumps or something. This takes place for at least 10 seconds and I'm start to get hard. She then moves my now semi out of the way and starts working on my balls. They look like a couple grade A large eggs in her hand. At this point I apologize for being a full mast. She smiled and said don't worry about it. It happens and it's good to see yours is fully functioning. I don't think she was being flirty but she never told me to put the gown back on.
Next she needs to check my prostate and has me lean over with my elbows lying on the table. She gets some lube and can't open the twist off lid and asks me to help. I turn back around to help and my erection pokes her around the belly button area. She has me lean back over as she lubes up her fingers and fucks me......I mean inspects my prostate.
She then takes some towels and cleans the lube from my ass. I turn around and face her and still pretty hard, somewhere between a semi and full hard on. Like this she starts talking about all kinds of medical nonsense and how I look to be in tip top condition. She never asked me to put the gown back on for whatever reason. The whole time I believed she was being very professional, except when I was naked and catch her eyes looking me up and down more times than she needed to. I didn't care but at least it was a cute girl doing this and not some guy or old sea hag.
>>35653803
yes it is
the gravity there gives a bit better gains than earth though
>>35653813
>>35653829
Hahahahahah
>pic related
Pray for me brehs. Cheeky needs some tanning cream
>>35653755
thanks, brah
Kek yesterday I had a dream where I cried with Dwayne Johnson cause some girl left me
Today I dreamed about beheading someone
Fucking tren
>>35653813
>>35653829
Nice blog post
Pretty good to not get all that done by some wrinkly old dude
I was expecting a slightly different ending 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61z-DvsbbX8
>>35653893
try betting on esports, free money
Bruhs, real talk.
Ran one cycle, test E 600mg/wk 12 weeks. Great gains, good cycle, and my bloods came back perfect.
Now: Living in France for an internship and can't get bloods because fuck France. Is it possible to just run the cycle without the bloods? I'm not adding anything until this winter when I'm adding Deca and some orals
>>35654040
Egg spleen?
>>35654057
>Is it possible to just run the cycle without the bloods?
I've done bloods once.
Should have spent that money on tren.
>>35653915
Cool. For next time consider trying intermittent fasting, alternate day fasting or even carb cycling if you want to create a bigger deficit while retaining some training capacity and milking the compounds a bit. For now you could increase activity (especially if your average intake is 1200kcal/day which is a general arbitrary limit) and see if you start dropping some weight
Since this isn't discussed enough I'll add that anadrol (srs) and primo are other compounds worth looking into - alone of course, not as a stack.
Be aware that your anavar dose can be virilising. After reading a Bill Roberts article years ago I had a couple friends try a small amount of anadrol, to no ill effect, they loved it. But research the fuck out of it first
>>35654084
That's what I'm sayin. Then my cost would only be like 250-260 for the whole cycle and I don't have to deal with finding some faggy french doctor to do bloodwork. My test levels were fine before and came right back to where I left them the first time
>>35654040
>>35654077
Explain plz I too am interested.
What e-sport? To me most of them seem like a dice toss for who will win
Only first week on test but I can already see myself getting into fights when the shit finally kicks in...
Also how do you deal with teat flu ? I feel like death
>>35653829
Testicle routine? Mine are kinda small after 4 years of b&c
>>35654057
>Is it possible to just run the cycle without the bloods?
Looks like someone bought into the elitist steroid forum bullshit of olde
You needn't worry, at least you got bloods and know where your general health is at.
It's a useful and important tool. Beginner cycles used conservatively (time on = time off and yada yada) isn't exactly yoloing it, just be healthy pls
>>35654154
>feeling the soothing words of /roids/ and not /r/steroids
This is why I browse both, I get the real answers here. Literally my worse symptom was a little back acne when I took dbol and didn't adjust for the increased aromatisation.
Looks like I'm gonna be able to get a cycle in before winter, praise brodin
>>35654150
>I can already see myself getting into fights when the shit finally kicks in...
Look at this though guy
He's getting into fight because his test kicks in.
Badasss
>>35654182
He'll be fighting bears by the time he's running tren at this rate
>>35654150
Test flu is ass but you'll get over it in a couple days. Just do what you can do at the gym and try and eat as much as you can
>>35654035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1aERGic7C8
i cant decide whether to cycle or b&c
>>35654150
>test flu
Man up
>getting into fights
Getting any other nice placebo effects?
>>35654198
lmao.
>>35654208
pic
Losing all the gains is a myth imo.
Yeah bla bla genetics. If you eat and train adequately. you will mostly lose water, not gains.
Everyone can do it.
>>35654261
how long do you go off and what do you use for pct?
piana is kind of a retard if he goes off for a month, using hcg in that month it doesnt count at all
>>35654208
I really don't see any point in cycling......why go through shut down when your going to start back up anyway?
>>35654337
How are you posting?
>>35654314
to allow your nuts and hpta to recover and still have the option of going off permanently without being fucked up forever
Is 125mg DNP too little?
Gf is 128 lbs & 5ft 3/4 inch and today is second day of 125mg.
How long did it take for those who tried it to start feeling the heat?
Want to start using steroids but don't think my retarded joints could handle lifting 5-7 days per week
and if im not training 5-7 days per week on roids then i dont really see the point in taking them
anyone been in this boat?
right now i lift 3-4 times per week and constantly have shoulder, knee and wrist issues
>>35649959
Thanks, doc.
Also
>roids
>wanting to die young
>HGH
>Wanting juice gut
>>35654392
its taken me up to a week at times. but i think low dose run for an extended period mixed wiith good diet is the way to go. very low sides but effective
>>35654353
And what evidence that hopping on and off helps recovery more than just b&c until you want to come off?
>>35654442
it's a well established fact that the longer your hpta is shut down, the less likely recovery is
Salbutamol question, would it be better to cycle it for 14 straight days or should I use it only during my training days? what would be the downside of only using it the days I train
>>35654458
this is a meme line that steroid junkies use
fact is that from the looks of it you will be married to the needle for the next 50 years
>>35654473
Take it ed
>>35654426
>>35654440
Thanks! She wants to up the dose to 250, but since it's only day 2 I'm a bit hesitant about it.
>>35654392
Pic related. Any dose is cool, low and slow is fine, but doesn't replace caloric deficit. 125-250mg often very little to nothing is felt depending on weather and activity.
>>35654404
What >>35654440 said. Equipoise is also of interest, and glucosamine and chondroitin show about as much promise for helping as you could reasonably expect from a dietary supplement. Dietary collagen too perhaps?
Also growing happens when recovering, 3-4x pw can be perfectly fine depending on how you train
>>35654468
>well established fact
Then you should have no problem providing sources backing your "fact"
>>35654307
as long as my cycle consist, i go off minimum.
Last time i was 1 year off or so
I did nolva for 5 weeks as pct: 40/40/20/20/20
Extended with 1 week because i did a 17 weeks cycle instead of 14.
also made a new on and off cycle pic.
right pic is 3 weeks after pct. Left pic is on cycle
Maybe a little bit less shoulder blown up, because of receptors & less vainy.
>>35654337
i Feel you breh.
My is online again, but it's already 3 weeks after pct already
That half har dick, kek.
Though times
Is LGD-4033 just a meme ?
>>35654506
Do we even local dnp?
I know a slut who sells nomad at 50zar a pill, which is ridiculous
>>35654514
>right pic is 3 weeks after pct. Left pic is on cycle
way too soon to lose your gains....
show a pic of when you were off for a year...
>>35654518
no.
>>35654518
Im getting some Rad-140 and Lgd and gunna see how much a meme it is using it solo.
>>35654581
2,5 months is long?
>>35654568
>And there's always Triptorelin if PCT fails
another meme based on a single anecdotal case
no other cases have been documented
yet this is what you tell yourself as truth
>>35654592
How long was this cycle?
I heard mixed shit from 2 months on then one off to 1 on 1 off.
>>35654608
pct period doesnt count as off
it's only after pct it starts counting
what are you;, rich piana? fucking lol
>>35654543
Yeah but as you know pricing is a far cry from importing the 'raws'
My best contacts have 20-25zar per 200mg cap, good stuff except when the caps fucking break during delivery and stain everything >:(
Still kind of a rip off anywhere you look, just for the convenience of time and not having to cap it
>>35654568
>I can just say from personal experience that EQ is garbage for joints and a lot of other will corroborate that.
Fair enough, I've never used it nor discussed it for joint health. Noted
>>35654626
Pct is worse than "off".....you're shut down
>>35654604
It's because that's the last resort and it doesn't get used often because permanent shutdown isn't a thing
>>35654545
ppl like you always doubt me
they wanna see you fail.
this was 1 year off and & after a low carb off cycle cut.
was like 89-90kg over here.
I'am 100kg now
>>35654634
fml.
Guess I'll save up for the winter then.
Send me a full pricelist of legal supplements sometime.
Prolly gona try and order all my legal supplements this coming week
>>35654487
ok :(
>>35654626
If you don't know anything about steroids and how they effect hormone levels you should probably stop talking and go read up about it
>>35654623
Makes me kek.
>sarms not even once.
The only folks I hear talking them up are the shitheads peddling them secretly at evolution.
>>35654506
She is going to try going on 250mg tomorrow.
Only if you are longer ( 1 month+) on DNP you also need to supplent T3, otherwise your just fine whidout, right?
>>35654675
>Guess I'll save up for the winter then.
That's the way, got my own little DNP fund going for a rainy season
And no problem buddy, not sure if you mean what I have vs what I can get but I'm out for tonight, we'll talk
>>35654673
this is a lie sorry nobody can look like that after being off for a year
>>35654712
It would work in simulating test, but there will be sides tho mang.
Doesnt clomid also rek vision if you are on too long like nolva does?
>>35654712
Did you get b&? rip
>>35654758
>I can't do this so it is impossible for anyone
this article is hilarious
https://bretcontreras.com/youre-all-a-bunch-of-pathetic-weaklings-says-the-steroid-using-powerlifter/
>insecure naturals
>when will they learn
>>35654758
That's actually a huge compliment for me.
thanks.
>>35654749
>Only if you are longer ( 1 month+) on DNP you also need to supplent T3, otherwise your just fine whidout, right?
Yes don't worry if you don't already use T3. It's catabolic and probs not necessary in light of the metabolic boost from DNP alone at any dose
>>35654772
>Steroid-using powerlifters and bodybuilders don’t work any harder than natural powerlifters and bodybuilders.
the entire reason they are taking the steroids is in order to make it possible for them to work harder and more frequently
generally speaking someone on steroids is training harder, longer and more frequently than a natty
thats been my experience anyways
I feel like a proud parent, other people actually calling out these retarded fucks for their fallacies and demanding actual evidence to back up their assertions
>>35654712
l-o-l
you could try looking up studies on long term serm and/or exemestane admin to counter hypoandrogenism
Alright brehs, do I go with:
>who are you going to tell?
Or
>you're not getting any younger? (Or something like that)
>>35654751
Coolcool man.
We should hit the gym together sometime :3
>>35654832
>It's cool, I'm old and dead on the inside
>>35654832
>not my fault youre old af. Gtfo of here with your dusty uterus, kthnxbi
If that doesnt work idna
been cruising since end of august
been considering going off completely for some months to see if i can recover, maybe even get some hair gains
on the other hand
i just wanna get fucking big and jacked
>>35654832
>your only as old as the guy your sleeping with
>>35654857
Kek, that's funny. I really want to dock my dick in her bat cave though breh
>>35654832
say, 'the only thing you need to be near to is me'
>>35654824
>generally speaking someone on steroids is training harder, longer and more frequently than a natty
yes but only because they get gains and natties do not
do not glorify steroid user's work ethic
it's just a matter of rewards vs effort
>>35654881
This one is pretty good.
>>35654881
Going for it, your fault if my willy doesn't get wetty
>>35654857
lmao. this guy is truly funny
he's the clown of fit
>>35654876
You can always try it
If you don't like it, just go on again.
I would try it if i were you.
but that's just my 2 cents
it's your health breh
protip; listen to RICH PIANA. HCG- NO GAINS LOST
>cold as fuck
>freezing
>snow everywhere
>refuse to put on my heater because stingy despite so much money
>wearing jacket inside the home
>>35654888
>>35654956
Don't laugh at that shit. You'll only encourage me. lol
>>35654956
>protip; listen to RICH PIANA. HCG- NO GAINS LOST
very accurate comment to his video
>Using HCG is not 'coming off'... That's a bridge. You are not recovering. Sending the artificial message to your balls with HCG is not taking time off. Your leutinizing hormone and follicle stimulating hormone are still shut down. I've been agreeing with a lot that this guy has to say, but don't listen to him about pct. Running just hcg between cycles is not a fucking pct, that's a bridge and keeping the hypothalmus shut down. Blast hcg at the end to start them back up, to get them "awake", then use clomid and nolva and/or toremiphene to actually recover, and then take nothing for a few months.
>>35654960
>shows pic holding 4k
>is greedy about the heater
>>35654975
Yeah, that was that other video.
In the other video he mentioned he comes off everything after HCG
>>35654988
4k?
dont insult me bro!!! that was 45
>>35654960
kek fag, you will always hvae poor fag mentality
>>35655011
poor people blow all their money on useless crap
>>35654832
Correct response should be something along the lines of "(your age) years old and you're still talking to me. Let's be honest, we wouldn't have gotten to this point if we weren't into each other"
>>35654960
Careful with that shit m8. If you don't keep it warm enough in your house, you increase the chances that your pipes will freeze.
Course, that could just be the land lords problem, if you don't own your place.
>>35655043
>if you don't own your place.
don't insult me !!!
>>35655035
>poor people blow all their money on useless crap
Didn't you spend your money on hookers + roids also.
>>35655043
>not leaving the taps running slightly to prevent pipes from bursting
Do you even cold winter. I actually have no idea if this is dad science or if it actually does stop it
>>35655037
Fuck, would it be weird to send another message saying that?
sometimes when i think about how fucking crap being natural was i dont wanna go back
only for hair purposes
>>35655076
You could probably pull it off
>>35655035
I liked it better when you weren't here.
Why don't you go away again.
>>35655064
only a very small amount....
i spend probably only 200-300 euro a year on prostitutes tops
i only use test 250 a week half the year 500-750 a week half the year basically
cheap as fuck
no proton powders or supplements, too expensive
>>35655096
go suck some cock if you dont like it
>>35655081
You'll still go bald
Even natty
>>35655076
Didn't see which one you chose until now.
I'd change what I said to something like "But at the end of the day I like to be straightforward with this. I'm into you. We wouldn't be talking right now if weren't into each other"
>>35655081
i have a full head of hair and im natural
it's not that great
>>35655124
maybe not because i take dutasteride
>>35655121
>suck cock
Can you suggest any black shemale hookers that I can perform that on, no delts.
>>35655103
What kind of heater do you have? I'm a poor student but I know my heater costs about $1.50 to run all night keeping my room at about 20°c
>>35655091
>>35655125
Shit nig's she's responded already. What do?
>neurotic dent-headed nouveau riche retard time
WELP
>>35655103
>i spend probably only 200-300 euro a year on prostitutes tops
holy shit, that are some cheap ass hoes.
>no proton powders or supplements, too expensive
that's bs imo anyway.
yeah, i know it works
Don't bully me again smart ppl
But then again, it remains useless, despite the cost.
>>35655071
I think that's dad science, but I could be wrong.
>>35655186
>holy shit, that are some cheap ass hoes.
Only the cheapest black hookers for the Belgian king.
>>35655153
naomi black hammer is the best but i don't think you can afford her, she's quite expensive
>>35655154
i dont know, it's just a principle i will not spend a dime on heating ever
i have 70 k in the bank, 100k invested in my apartment i'm not broke like you dont insult me
>>35655186
>holy shit, that are some cheap ass hoes.
they ask 25 euro for quick fucking
but now with this brasil sloot i dont need them hos they can die of famine for all i care
fuck em
>>35655197
Nah its legit. Same reason rivers don't freeze but ponds do.
>>35655161
>Coffee?
>>35655185
But it's the best part of the day. It's like watching the monkeys at the zoo, except this one knows how to roid and drive cars.
>>35655186
Wait so you guys dont even use protons and creatine?
Not even once?
Should i just save my supp money for gear?
Still natty, first cycle this summer
>>35655161
yo bro you're in now.
"So now that we've figured out the hard part. (Insert Day of Date), coffee, what time do I pick you up"
>>35655161
"I'm into you, you're obviosuly still talking to me. I take your number and we sort something out, no drama?"
Yeah?
>>35655220
Fucking coffee
>>35655185
>nouveau riche
no, i'm not rich, just not broke like you
there are many people who are not broke like you
i am one of them
>>35655225
I've already asked her round, I haven't screenshotted that bit of the convo.....shall I go with >>35655227....fuck mentioning getting a coffee, that would take me right back to square 1
>>35655227
Oh you don't have her number yet? Yeah go with that, but cut out the no drama piece
>>35655217
A drips hardly a whole lot of movement though. And any water coming in the hows is going to be at at ground temp, it might be close to or even below freezing, as opposed to getting a bit of ambient heat from the house.
>>35655203
I thought they were like 50 euro's for 1 time fucking.
>>35655223
gear + food works always for me.
Imo you can use a shake on top of that. But if you get enough macro's with food, i see no reason to use it.
Maybe directly after your training for quick protons
I don't use it as a substitute
>>35655227
>>35655249
Lol, You shouldn't be taking my advice for shit. I've got so little game I can't even play shoots and ladders.
>>35655261
Will do
>>35653107
Pretty much every where. Some steroids might be selective though.
>>35655217
But the pipe is good at transferring heat and the water on the pipe boundary is motionless so should still freeze.
I think the point of leaving your tap on is to reduce the pressure stopping your pipes from bursting
>>35655283
I used Tinder for like 3 months and banged about 7 girls so I mean I guess my advice is average haha
>>35655268
man Phil heath was looking cute as fuck in that picture.
>>35653354
>>35653274
As above some steroids might be selective, but androgen receptors are pretty much everywhere, including in your skin.
>>35655263
We should wait for mossad.
I'm sure he's got some science info on faucets.
>>35655268
Senpai those hookers are so ugly they should be paying him
>>35655309
I hate tinder lol, it's a nightmare, I legit get more look searching through the weirdos on pof
This is on pof, I asked her round earlier in the convo, I screenshoted it from when she said she was to old for me.........I need me a new milf fuckbuddy
>>35655214
Your sure she's not after your money & boss life breh?
>>35655336
Well then we're gonna see what happens when you use tinder game on pof sluts haha
>>35655340
>Your sure she's not after your money & boss life breh?
i never told her about any of those things
>>35654057
>France
OH boy, if someone names you as daddy on birth certificate apparently you just have to role with it, and paternity tests are illegal, so if you get one they're invalid and you may face prison time.
Just a heads up.
>>35654057
Also yes it's perfectly fine if you run a sensible cycle and don't do anything silly, you can still get your BP checked.
finished my 2nd cycle inc pct (12wk cycle) 5 weeks ago and i have everything prepared for my third cycle, should i wait because time on = time off
>>35655374
that shiny mercedes?
>>35655407
yes.
>>35655381
thanks for the tip, I'll remember to keep mine out of the local pussy lol
>>35655400
Perfect bro, that's what I'm saying. I'm gonna be making money, might as well use my time right and get big. My gf knows and has to give the final ok but we'll see how it goes since she's already fine with the one in the winter
>>35655325
Here is a quick shitty pic explaining >>35655307 this a bit. Water flow in pipes has drag causing the water at the edge of the pipe to be stationary. As the water freezes the stationary point moves to the edge of the new ice. The movement of the watter doesn't really matter because it's the water on the motionless boundaries that freezes.
I'm pretty sure this is right and that the reason you let your taps drip is to help relive the pressure of the expending water as it freezes
>>35655381
what the fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
o
l
but i dont know why you guys are worrying about knocking up chicks
when you do a test and you know with 99,99% certainty it's really your kid it suddenly all changes breh
it's magical feeling breh
