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Old bread will keep being old >>35564094
>Made this edition on my phone edition
>How to improve your tinder edition
>tfw no winning lottery numbers edition
Just got home from Cuba, what did I miss?
>yes I bought cigars
$1.3 Billion brehs.
So chem took my natty card
1cc prop to the glute with a 22g
Also got dbol, sdrol, and var
Already felt the amazing dbol pumps
Lez do dis
>>35570143
How long ago did you leave?
>Honestly you probably didn't miss a thing
>>35570151
>prop
Y though
>>35570151
Anotheronebitesthedust.mp3
>>35570164
Kicks in faster, more stable levels, can stop quickly if needed
I found a pic of the mess Chem made when he got arrested
>>35570151
>22g
>>35570187
Lol is this legit? I feel like I remember Chen saying the same thing about not seeing that much blood without a corpse
>>35570247
Nah
But it totally matches the story
I vaguely remember the blood thing
Which is why I saved the pic to share kek
>I've figured out how to get gf to work her ass off at lifting
Tell her if she puts the effort in I'll tie her down and fuck her like a whore until she can't walk
Fucking magic, she suddenly can't get enough of lifting and cardio
Tinder interests, wat do?
>>35570143
Cuban cigars aint shit now that the blockade on cuba has been lifted.
>>35570126
Why are you bleeding so much from a simple IM injection?
>>35570419
I'm not going to say no to the stuff if I'm in the country m8
>>35570288
Mine says:
Did you know? If you stretched out someone's intestine end to end you would go to jail.
Lots of photos with animals and old people, lots of teeth. No selfies, ever.
>>35570445
Probably going through a vein. I bleed a lot when I'm not careful with where I poke.
I had someone ask me whether I do protein shakes today boys. Is this a thing?
>TFW had surgery and only beginning to lift soon after many months
>TFW was hella depressed from coming off and not lifting abruptly
Fuck SENPAI I'm getting back into the gym this week. Kind of pissed off I need to start off with just the bar on lifts to make sure I don't snap my shit up too soon.
Who knows feel here?
>>35570353
Tfw get girls this hot but heart isn't good enough for sex atm and all of them are literally psychotic.
>roids
Enjoy your osteoporosis, LOL
>>35570491
Someone at work asked me if i take protein.
I told them i take all the broteinz.
I work in a rich people gym, everyone there is rich enough to afford steroids. lots of people noticing the really quick blow up from abombs and nandrolone + high test and slin.
Some fucking monsters at this gym, pretty cool place to work.
>>35570521
Thanks I will enjoy my osteoporosis
>>35570494
Please reply
>>35570583
I had a heart attack and almost died. I can't even climb stairs for a year. Go fuck yourself.
Am I fine extending my 12 week 500mg/wk test e cycle to 16 weeks or will recovery be significantly more difficult?
I'm not running any other compounds except sdrol sometime in the middle for a powerlifting meet
>>35570532
>abombs and nandrolone + high test and slin
There is no way you could *avoid* getting huge on that stack.
Hi /roids/
No lifting pussy here. Recently dropped out of school for a nice job. I now have 4 free hours before and after work, and more money than I know what to do with.
I want to get fucking huge. Don't care what it costs. I trust that I'll be able to source this shit via tor.
I don't care if it does anything to my balls to make them weird, but I do want to still be fertile.
Is going on steroids and starting to lift a worthwhile thing to do?
21 male
>>35570598
Why the rude words?
>>35570598
>>35570583
>>35570494
BTFO
Also shit a heart attack how are you holding up?
>>35570624
Lift naturally for 2-3 years, get to your "natural maximum" so-to-speak, learn about lifting rather than just "I can take roids and be huge overnight right? xD" and then come talk.
Don't fucking start gear just because you think you know what you're doing, lift first, don't be a fucking retard.
Starting off lifting and starting roids at the same time is basically asking for a one way ticket to snap city on your first heavy lift because your form is fucking shit.
>>35570599
You will be fine
>>35570624
Personally lift for 6 months or so and build a bit of a base first. This will help with tendon and joint health once you jump on gear. Reddit Steroid source talk is a good place to look. Dark Web has been a touch dodge recently
>>35570490
>No selfies, ever.
Eh, I don't want to win over anyone. Try to manipulate them with 'personality' and the illusion of a man that conforms to their socially-dictated ideals. If my butt's not good enough, then it's simply not worth it. In other words, I get emotionally attached very easily.
>>35570494
Can someone without tren rage reply please?
>>35570653
Thank you for the reply!
I get what you're saying and expected it, but is that really true or just repeated rhetoric that doesn't really have much reason behind it? Are steroids really not beneficial while benefitting from early progress?
I would think working on poor beginner form and making quick progress are orthogonal topics.
Steroids are for manlet faggots
>>35570714
The fuck are you on about. You posted a blog post which didn't open any discussion other than you are being a little bitch
You have most likely been told how to recover by a professional take their advice and do it
>>35570718
It's repeated rhetoric for a reason, really.
There just isn't a lot of sense in starting roids right away when you're completely new to lifting. Lift hard, lift naturally, and perfect your form on the low "entry-level" weights before you move up to the bigger stuff.
Sculpt your body naturally, if in the end you aren't happy with where you're at or you'd still like to be bigger, start on gear. Being 21, you'd be best off lifting naturally for 3-4 years anyway. The male body isn't fully done maturing until 24-25 years of age. Fucking with your hormonal balances prior to that can cause real, tangible negative effects for your entire life. So lift natural until then, and if you still feel the desire to start cycling, go for it, and do your research
>>35570743
I was wondering if anyone had experienced similar and how they went about it. Wasn't given too much advice besides "start very light and be mindful"
>>35570629
Cuz I'm sad
>>35570631
I'm good, going to slowly start up cardio and eat like a teenage girl, could be like it never happened if I pull it off well enough.
>>35570706
Takes getting hurt a lot and putting yourself out there not to get attached easily.
I've fucked so many women it doesn't even interests me anymore. I have two 9's begging me to come over right now, just not interested.
Honestly I've learned not to sell myself for anything less than a girl that makes me feel completely happy with who I am, and I don't let them in until I get that. Doesn't even have to be that hot, I just want something genuine.
>>35570768
Thank you for the reply. I will follow that advice 100%.
Thanks /fit/
>>35570818
Anytime, friendo
>>35570818
Things I regret about my steroid use, doing like 3 grams of tren, eq and test and using stims with them.
My hairline receding
My dick not working as well
The headaches
Weird disconnect from emotions that only happened after steroids
Do I think they're evil or bad? No. I loved steroids. I would jump on in a second and most likely will when I'm healthy enough for it, but this shit is for real and there are side effects no matter what people may say.
>>35570771
Woah what caused the heart attack man?
>>35570799
Post body
>>35570850
I've used coke maybe 3 times, amphetamine maybe 5, mdma twice.
I'm fairly certain the biggest contributor was a retard cycle of a gram of Tren and 900mg eq stacked with andamos and most am of test, then doing virtually no cardio. My cholesterol was well above 300 when it happened and I had a minor infarction, still scary as shit.
>>35570886
Lol this was probably my peak, 190 10%-ish bf
>>35570548
kek
>>35570849
>like 3 grams of tren, eq and test and using stims with them
That explains your heart getting BTFO
>take notes chem/swimmer
>>35570917
Not too bad
>>35570966
Not too great, either. Here's some of my better tinder dates though.
>>35570917
Mate wtf...
190lbs. How tall are you?
>>35570966
For 3 grams?
>>35570976
>>35570917
Mate do you roid or are you just posting in /fraud/ for the lols.
>>35570984
6'0/183-184cm
>>35571004
I was deadlifting 600 for reps at that point so at least my stats were solid.
>>35570985
I was always in it for the sluts.
>>35570494
Cmon family. Who experienced this tbqh
>>35571032
You didn't answer the fucking question.
Are you natty or not?
Have you been on a cycle? I want to know because you body is close to my goal.
How tall are you?
>>35571054
Dawg I've done more steroids than zyzz.
I'm 6'0.
>>35571050
Please leave you have bumped it 3 time and no one cares
>>35571064
My fucking hero mate.
Hope your heart gets better had similar shit.
>>35571070
OK good bye.
T-thanks /roid/, where did all the kind trips go
>>35571093
Thanks brah.
>>35571094
Your question is annoying.
I once tore my rotator cuff on bench, could quite literally hear the fucker tear.
Was out a long time, didn't feel like bitching on the Internet about it. I'd rather bitch about my shitty life and and the problems with women I'm having.
>>35571094
Nobody experienced it cause nobody comes off here.
>>35570276
Wish I could convince my gf like that. She just is a lazy fuck when it comes exercise and nutrition. She knows how to do it, she has all the info she could possibly need and more at her disposal, but she just doesnt want it badly enough despite her having shit self confidence about her body. It's really baffling because she's not lazy when it comes to other things
>>35571125
Wasn't really bitching just wanted to share feel and connect with a bro.
As well as some tips and how it went for others so I don't fuck all my shit up again.
How did you ease back into lifting after RC tear? Would it be a good idea to just use the bar for lifts for like two weeks just to kinda ease in?
>>35571147
I won't even date dated girl who doesn't have a hot mom. One I just love flirting with her in front of her daughter/husband, and second if the mom's a fat ass the daughter will always be a fat ass.
>>35571165
Scoobs has a video on lifting after injury. Put a towel under your arm, sit in a swivel chair with an elastic exercise band tied to a door handle.
Story time!
>received my Dbol and Asin 4 days ago
>put the Dbol in an old ZMA container and the Asin in an empty magnesium bottle
>first day of Dbol; take 50 mg and head to the gym
>felt good but nothing special
>last two day: felt like shit
>look in the container (had 100 cap of Dbol and 50 of asin)
>I've been taking asin for the last two days instead of Dbol
>my joints don't hurt but I felt like shit
>h-hold me. I'm not a retard, I swear
>>35570895
> cholesterol well above 300
How does one even manage that?
I eat like shit, inject myself randomly, I've stacked most of the stimulants and boner pills known to man. Amphetamines for 7 years, a gram of caffeine like nothing. 30 eggs everyday, GOMAD, ben and jerries, 3 lbs of mussels, etc -- I've done it. I've had days where I only drank wine, eat 10 sushi rolls when I hit the buffet, blatant disregard for salt consumption. 700 mg Tren on 2 g Test-E.
Yet, Cholesterol and Triglycerides continue to improve. The latter dropped from 180 to 40, vLDL dropped from 20 to 4.
Cardio and intermittent fasting, niggas. You will need that K2, CoQ, omega-3's, and organ meats to repair with arginine/vasodilators all day. Blood pressure spikes may initiate regeneration and angiotension-II antagonists may prevent rehabilitation. Cialis everyday.
>>35571147
I think sex is probably her favourite thing
So I found the carrot to dangle until she gets used to all the exercise and enjoys it
If she wasn't repeatedly saying she wants to do it and obviously trying really hard I'd probably get tired of her and dump her
I have no desire to be with someone who refuses to keep themselves healthy
>>35571179
I always know dbol because of the root beer burps
>>35571169
Eh her moms alright.
But yeah I definitely got screwed by the classic
"I have a bf now I can get fat"
Meanwhile I'm cutting and getting sexier by the day and she's clearly getting self conscious, hopefully by the time I get to 8ish% bf she'll actually be tempted to put the slightest bit of effort into fitness.
I have mad feelings for her so I wouldn't ever leave her unles she REALLY ballooned up, but I'll never lose the passion I have for sexy chicks that lift
>>35571286
Women don't think that way, they usually don't link the "he's getting hotter, maybe I should too" it's generally "he's getting hot, he's probably going to cheat, he probably doesn't want me as much, I don't deserve him, I'm gonna bang another guy".
If you really want her to change, be firm. Say "hey, I don't want you to feel self conscious but I love lifting, it would be cool if we could have something in common like that and it's made me realize we don't have something like that. I'm thinking since you aren't into lifting maybe I could stop and we could try climbing or jewelry making or something"
Make sure to spice it with "I don't mind getting fat if I have to stop lifting" or "I don't want you to feel bad, so I'm thinking of stopping" she'll realize you aren't as hot and women are shallow as fuck, so you're gold either way.
>>35571346
Btw you will completely fuck it up if you bring up her lifting or she feels at all like you don't think she's hot. You have to make it sound completely like a hobby that you're missing together, and never mention that you'd like if she lifted. Keep it all about wanting to do something together and she'll make the right connections.
>>35571381
No just tell her she's getting to be a fat fuck after she "catches" you masturbating to old photos of her
>>35571346
I've actually said something along those lines before a few times, minus the quitting lifting, why would I tell her I'm quitting lifting for her lol, I'm clearly not actually and if someone did that when it's their passion they'd be Betamax and probably more likely to be cheated on.
Anyways, yeah it never really pans out. She already knows I'm into fit chicks and wanted her to workout in the past, so anytime I refer to lifting together as something to bond over even, she immediately questions if I'm attracted to her still.
I'm afraid I've given up, I've tried almost every trick in the book, she won't do it. I just don't want this to make her cheat, or even worse, for her to get worse and end up cheating myself.
The pics itt don't fucking help hhnnngg
>>35571492
You need to suck it up and dump her
>>35571401
OMG this is fucking gold. Im going to remember this. Hopefully I never have to use it
>>35571529
Nah I'm good
Don't get me wrong she's not obese, or even really that chubby, moreso the kind of chubby where you'd never know until she took her shirt off.
So as long as it doesn't get outta hand it's gravy becuz I'm in muh feelings n all that gay shit
>>35571401
I think you win the fit award for most likely to become a serial killer...
>>35570917
>10%
another dyel delusional trip! nice!
>>35571550
I feel you brah. It's hard loving someone and seeing them refuse to take care of themselves
>>35571550
And when she continues to put weight on because she doesn't care and has a big now?
She sounds exactly like my ex
Always insecure but flat out refused to improve
>>35571563
No that's probably Yolodrol, have you seen his rape face
>>35571609
Oh yeah I'd drop her ass if push came to shove, but I've even let her know that.
I couldn't drop her if I wanted to brah, been with her for over two pretty happy years, and despite her body being not the best, her brain and persona are
Also, feel like I'd rather her not be super hot 10/10 because they're all batshit insane sloots
>>35571570
Lol I don't know how 16 in biceps and above 1200 club is dyel but whatever you'd like to think, go for it.
>>35571492
I've been with models, fit girls, whatever. Really skinny tone girls are fucking hot as fuck in bed, other than that you never notice the difference.
>>35571662
I wouldn't say its dyel like that guy but I wouldn't call that 10%
>>35571681
Yeah im jumping on the bandwagon and saying he looks closer to 12-13 could just be a bad photo though
>>35571681
Looks pretty close to 10 to me.
10% is not that lean, you're just starting to get slight definition in abs
>>35571697
>>35571681
Stop being nice.
>>35571649
I can never be with someone who doesn't take care of themselves or think they can always improve something
I look at me exes and I see how fat and terrible they have become
So glad I didn't get stuck with that
>>35571697
Like I said, could be 15%. I'm in it for bitches.
>>35571706
How about you suck an egg, possible homosexual.
How was that? Better? Constructive criticism only please.
>>35571710
When you start seeing girls as a bf% you know its over senpai.
>>35571704
10% at 190 is very lean bruh.
>>35571727
plenty lean for bitches, hopefully ya find that genuine connection youre lookin for.
>>35571745
>very lean
>not that lean
It's all relative really, depends what you picture when you think very lean.
10% in my opinion isn't THAT lean, but obviously still pretty lean.
He's probably not quite there yet if I had to guess, but not far, but there are too many factors that go into it to say "NO HES 1% OFF", when different people look different at certain %s, lighting and angle of pics, bloat, etc. I'd say he's close enough to say ~10%
Pin prop eod or ed?
>>35571737
Or maybe I just don't want a fatty with a bad attitude?
I don't wanna be embarrassed to hit town with my girl because she's got a fucking belly and fat thighs.
I want a girl that other dudes look at and wanna fuck
>>35571772
Yeah you're right, I store most of my fat on my lower back/ass so I look leaner in the abs/arms even when my bf is high for me.
He's lean, lets leave it at that lol
Just got some LGD-4033 been taking it for like 3 days. Am I not natty, or will it do anything?
guys if I win the jackpot I swear I'm leaving humanity behind and I'm taking any of you guys with me
I'll buy Rich's love
>>35571851
You promise? :D
I just want some tren pls
>>35571866
yeah and I'm gonna see how much it cost to kill jason blaha
I mean I wouldn't do it but at least I could find out just how much it would cost
>>35571779
I had a girl other dudes look at and wanna fuck - she had an attention whoreish personality, would always do outrageous shit. It just made me aggressive and jealous especially when we went out.
Now i'm seeing the classiest girl of my life and ive been blue balled for 3 weeks.
Women are hard mang.
>>35571774
Eithers fine iirc, eod probably easier to let you workout around sites
>>35571875
Virgin gains too pls
Oh god pls find some way to give him cancer
That would be glorious if karma struck him down after what he said about furious Pete
>>35571903
how hard would it be to just pay some people insane amounts of money to discredit and ruin him
man being rich would be so fun
>>35571882
I said the kind of girl other dudes want to fuck
Not an attention whore slut that dudes want to fuck because she's a slut
>not having sex for 3 weeks
Damn you have some bad luck with women
Anything wrong with taking creatine while on Dbol or Winstrol?
>>35572073
>Attractive girl dudes want to fuck
>Not an attention whore / dresses like a slut
Pick 1
You think dudes are going to want to fuck your qt3.14 gf if shes dressed like a librarian?
How do you work up to pinning? I have only done 4 injections, but it takes me like an hour to build myself up to it.
>>35572126
Quit being a pussy
Realize it doesn't hurt
The longer you draw it out the more stressful you're making the whole endeavor.
What are you 5?
>>35572114
You're saying that women can ONLY dress like nuns or they are sluts?
Jesus christ that's some beta thinking right there
It doesn't matter if she is showing cleavage and wearing tight clothes bruh
You think I'm gonna tell my girl not to wear a push up bra and low cut top cuz it's "slutty" to show off her fucking EEs?
You think I'm gonna tell her not to wear tight pants that show off her fucking amazing ass because some guy is gonna look and think she's slutty?
Fuck that!
Show that shit off, cuz at the end of the day she isn't doing it to try and get other dudes to fuck her
She's doing it because I think she looks hot as fuck and knows I'm gonna smash her so hard when we get home she won't walk straight for a week
>that and watching dudes straight 360lumens and walk away when they see me put my arm around her, is pretty funny
>>35572103
Supplements are best taken when enhanced, a lot of them do dick fucking all for non-enhanced lifters, some of those same have some decent effect for enhanced lifters. Creatine specifically has been shown to be a lot more effective when taken by someone enhanced.
>>35572161
Alright, thanks! :D
How many calories above TDEE do you guys eat during bulking?
>>35572155
You said you want a girl guys want to fuck - thus show obvious signs in public they want to fuck her.
Shock twist, girls that get this attention are girls that want this attention and thus are going to act or dress slutty.
So you want a girl that gets guys attention, that don't want their attention only want your attention but dress to get attention?
Your starting to sound like rich piana bro
>>35572248
Do you only want to fuck someone because they are half naked in public?
Or do you see a fit pretty girl and want to fuck her?
Because I think we all know which one is true.
Nobody wants to fuck a land whale
something needs to change but idk what. fuck my mind, fuck my body, and fuck my soul
>>35572155
>EE's
HOLY SHIT I think I am going to puke
Brehs
I need some advice. I need to go see a dermatologist for my shitty skin, however I have a feeling they'll want me to take a blood test.
I'm only on 250mg test, but I'm still at supraphysiological levels. Before I hopped on I was at 11.2 nmol/L (11.0-40.0,) so bordering on Low T.
Should I wait a week or two without injecting so my levels are back in the natty range? Or am I over thinking this like a faggot?
>>35572636
Also I'm in aus if that changes anything
Idk if i have dismorphia or I actually look imbalanced. At any rate my left side shoulder and elbow are a bit sore. Should i go to a doctor or physiotherapists?
Which will fix me up best?
>>35572221
Literally different for everyone and a bit different depending what you are running. Pastebin said 500 over IIRC
>>35572268
I swear girls wearing normal comfy shoes is a major turn on to me
>>35573093
This. Only problem is pumps can fucking stink
>>35572895
Probably a doctor first to see if the issue is muscular or something I don't know.
>>35573093
Pedo
I think my milf has a boyfriend now fml.
>>35573629
When you catch feelings for a girl you should think "what would Canary think of me"
>>35573674
>what would Canary think of me
In his defense, I already thought he was a fag :3
>>35573629
Told you she just wanted you to leave her alone kek
>>35573674
Yeah.....Canary please tell me I'm being stupid. Please. I could honestly use it, not even joking. I loved that milf
>>35573706
I don't think she did though.....my heads a mess I'm not 100% she has a boyfriend. I just don't know. I dont want to contact her at the minute as she said she needs some space and I don't want to piss her off
>>35573709
Wasn't it just yesterday that I lol'd at your "I don't want a gf to be able to be with any chick" comment cause you were falling for a pair of saggy tits
>>35573718
>she said she needs some space
That's girl speak for "I don't want to tell you to fuck off but fuck off", so yeah, she did.
>>35573718
Oh lordy this isn't the cheeky I know
>>35573721
Lol
>>35573725
I told her id give her some space really.....just fuck off Canary lol
>>35573726
:3. I've got some new test coming Thursday. Might help make me normal. I just really loved fucking her and now she might not be able to. Like I don't love her I just love her as a fuckbuddy
>>35573721
yo canree breh, is it still dry for acquiring tram out there?
>>35573737
Kek similar situation with me, I'm catching feelings for a girl but I don't love her I just don't meet many girls
>>35573726
Which one do you know?
He's always known what he "should" do, but he's never really done it.
Will probably change in uni.
>>35573737
>I told her id give her some space
Fag. The answer is always "ok, bye" and leave her hanging.
>>35573746
Unfortunately :(
Rec fags being stupid and fucking it up for all of us
>>35573761
>Rec fags being stupid and fucking it up for all of us
godamnit
>>35573751
Yeah it's horrible though isn't it. She used to sleep over at mine and we'd fuck all through the night etc. I'm not going to get that any more :(
>>35573783
Just get another girl
Aren't you in uni?
>>35573798
Other girls are boring. Neh not yet, not until September
>>35573808
Boring how?
>>35573808
>Other girls are boring
Jesus christ. Stop being such a FAGGOT
>>35573815
Most just want a relationship.
>>35573817
Shut up you. Can I come over in the summer? Like July/August?
If I used soy milk and casein protein as opposed to whey, am I able to live off of shakes better since they take much longer to absorb?
I don't want to pack my food for work as the quality drops to utter shit after a few hours(also reheating them on microwave, yuck), and eating out is expensive and has bad macros.
I figure 2 scoops and 800ml of soy milk throughout the 8 hours (500 cals 75g protein) would sustain me better throughout the shift.
>>35573828
>Most just want a relationship.
Yes. But the excuse of "I'm not against relationships but I want to get to know you first" works like 90% of the time.
>Can I come over in the summer? Like July/August?
Sure. Just let me know in advance cause fuck having to let you sleep at my place cause everything else is full.
>>35573838
You'd give me a discount? How much notice would you need?
>>35573848
He's just pretending like he's busy
Remember when he was begging for people here to rent his apartments last summer?? I'm onto you Canary
>>35573856
He probably just rents towels to people at the beach, not apartments
>precycle 107/75 bloodpressure readings
>4week in test e 600mg/week
>185/100
It was nice knowing you all, take care, iam ascending together with my bloodpressure reading to heaven
>>35573910
You were probably just nervous lol........goodby anon (waves slowly)
>>35572313
That bitches reaction is priceless.
>>35573848
>You'd give me a discount?
Depends on how much is available. If there's plenty available, of course.
>>35573856
Kek at begging. You nigs can go find yourself another exotic location on your own then
>>35573961
You'd give me a discount I'm sure. xoxo
I'll try and find a chica. If my milf hasn't got a boyfriend (I'm calling her Friday) then I'll bring her
>>35573945
nah, as I had zero gyno issues, I felt like not dropping my expensive aromasin. Guess my bp is influenced by all the water iam holding.
>185cm 78kg->101kg in 6 weeks
>>35570183
>more stable levels
stop this meme pls, its literally the opposite of the truth
What do you guys think my chances are like for importing clen from Thailand into Australia, any Aussies gotten stuff through customs before?
Think it is just a better idea to try find a domestic darknet seller?
>>35574128
Isnt that in general more related to your injection plan than to the ester your test is bound to
>>35574175
its a combination of both
>>35571064
>sweedish description
you in sweeden now?
>>35574096
>78kg->101kg in 6 weeks
Woah
>>35574142
>he doesn't know the secret handshake to get roids at the gym
Life ain't fair for you
>>35574385
>FTW when you live on a farm 4 hours away from the closet gym.
Buying online is really my only option.
>>35574096
Jesus fuck how much of it was fat?
>>35574406
Don't waste your time with clen imo
I found it did very little for me apart from make me out to have fucking parkinsons.
>>35574142
getting drugs through aus customs is hard af
clen is shit too so dont get that
guy on the far left posts a lot of shit about the pros on getbig
he thinks we dont know who he is
lol those arms are like 15-16"
>>35574924
You know who he is. He has no idea and probably doesn't care who you are.
Reevaluate your life
>>35575016
lol
>implying it's good people know who you are on the internet
get a clue moron
selling my motorcycle today brahhsss. Please hold me
>>35570917
You don't have a bad physique but why were you using such an insane amount of gear?
You could of gotten by on a lot less
>walking around a 30k student campus with virgin muscle pip
It actually doesnt hurt as bad as I expected, kinda like someone punched me in the ass really hard
>>35570917
you look good bro. IDK what type of gear you are running
>>35575041
Just paid my off, last month.
Feels good brah
>>35574406
it is so easy to find the contact info of reliable reputable domestic labs online
apply yourself
>>35575140
glad to hear. I paid cash. What you ride?
dexter's arms
dear god
>>35575260
they r huge. I cant decidce what to work tnight.
What is the best test booster
>>35575041
>looks like my mums kawasaki
>>35575414
Test.
>>35575414
>test booster
>>35575414
I heard snake oil actually works pretty well.
MODS WHY DO YOU PERMA BAN ME FOR NOTHING?? I DONT UNDERSTAND.
Please explain
MasTest
>>35575454
what kind of snake
>>35575513
avoiding ban. MOD MOD MOD MOD ban this guy
>>35575518
Trouser
>>35575513
>for nothing
>implying
Also I took a body pic
>>35575513
Free mastest 2016
Can't fucking wait for my tax return to hop back on test, and try tren for the first time
Being natty fucking sucks lol
>>35575601
get a job broke fagg. Test cycle is less than 500 dollars
>>35575632
>get a job
>waiting on tax return
He obviously has a job, Colombo. I'm assuming his bills are more important than gear to him.
First you unban me. after my appeal
We're pleased to inform you that your 4chan ban appeal (#5808411) has been accepted. Before posting again, please be sure to familiarize yourself with the Rules
Atfer that i got banned again for ban evasion?
it this some kind of troll?
MasT
>>35575650
This pretty much, and other reasons which I won't bore you with the details of
I need to get a solid career going, trying to decide whether I should go to school for a job in health/fitness or a trade I know will make me good money.
Everyone always talks about the sentimental bs "do what you love follow your dreams", but this is the real world, in the real world you need money to be happy, and if I choose to do what I love, and end up not being able to find a job in my field I'm clearly not going to be very fucking happy
Tfw callouses scratch the tip of your dick when jerking it.
Off to file them down.
>>35575669
i keked hard. plg running this bitch now
How do you guys deal with weird measurements ?
My test comes in 300mg/ml and I want to do a 250mg/WK for a cut and to maintain the mass. Do I just go all 300mg or?
Been training for 2years for strong man competitions , 6'2, 200lbs
>>35575906
Just do 300. Not point caring over 50mg.
>>35575906
Errrrr measure out like .8ml
guys I'm 6'0 128 lbs. I have 3 months until short sleeve weather give me the most optimum cycle for the most size within 2 months test deca dbol, right? I don't care if it's mostly water.
>>35575985
Food, lifting.
Literally maximum Gainseville because you're so pathetically tiny.
>>35575906
you could do >>35575941 or shoot .8ml for ~250mg.
>>35575906
Just turn off your autism, or learn how to do simple fucking math.
>>35576000
k. I did that before. I went from 135 to 165 in two and a half months. obviously a lot of fat. now I'm back to baseline and want to experience what it feels like to be on roids
>>35571147
Girls don't want to do things they are bad at.
She knows she's shit at working out. That's why she doesn't have the motivation to do it... Because if she tries hard then she might fail.
Girls would rather give up than fail.
For us men. We see the long term goal. We are motivated by how far we are from the goal. We look at "goal bodies" and imagine ourselves ripped to shreads at 7% bf. The immensity of the goal is what drives us to work on achieving it (even though most of us won't)
For women it's different. The further away they are from achieving a goal, the less willing they are to work towards it. The more likely they are to fail, the less likely they are to try.
You need to give her small goals. Really, tiny unimportant goals. You need to act proud of her when she achieves something stupid even though in your head you know it's pathetic.
You need to convince her that adding 2 reps to a set of 5lb OHP is a great achievement.
She will need constant praise.
Some women are not like this... but most are. The reasons that you think SHOULD be motivating her to FINALLY start making a change are the exact reasons she isn't doing anything about it.
I have 100 days to look juicy as possible.
What do I run, how long do I run it? What compounds will be in my Arsenal?
Thaks
>>35576062
Just tren till summer and you'll be fine.
>>35576062
3 T's m8
Test Tren Tbol
>>35576082
Doses? I'm going to Coachella? You think anavar would be better ?
>>35576027
So obviously not prepared to be fucking with your body's hormones.
>>35576121
You could do an 8 weeker of 100mg eod test prop and tren ace with Tbol at 50mg ed for first 4-6 weeks. Be a nice short worthwhile cycle and give you time to pct before going.
Anavar is so mild that it's not worth it when using tren imo.
>>35576142
I don't understand your concern. They're not your hormones.
>>35576208
My conscience. Just do your due diligence, research this shit, and be safe.
>>35576208
Haven't you already been here a couple weeks ago or was that another skelly fuck who's never lifted before
>>35576280
nah, wasn't me.
>>35576289
Well fuck you
You don't even lift
I'm still doing research, and I came across this:
>AI: used when taking roids (injecables) that are not liver toxic or not that harsh, so you don't need that estro to counterbalance the cardiovascular side effects
>SERMs: preferred, when you take harsh roids where you need some estrogen to help you with the cardiovascular strain but to still prevent gyno etc.
is this logical? or did I get this wrong?
>>35576373
why won't you help?
>>35576439
Keep your estrogen within reference range. Fuck knows that that guy is talking about.
>>35574501
hard to tell, prolly alot. Gonna tren hard till summer after this test run
>>35576439
what the fuck is this retarded horseshit
I thought I put this fucking "hurr e2 magically counteracts side effects of supraphysiological test so ignore the tits you're growing because you haven't taken ai in months" shit to bed last week
no way in fuck you're getting me to go full retard science careposting on a phone, either
>>35576569
roid rage much?
I read articles with citations which said, E2 is beneficial to counteract the cardiovascular strain. Obviously not as much as doing regular cardio and keeping diet in check, but still
>>35576588
shh, you don't want to anger the building material.
sup
>>35576682
howdy
>>35576701
gona smoke some hookah now.
what you bres up to?
>>35576631
i dont think this is that funny
>>35576682
whats up yolo how is the southern hemisphere treating you?
>>35576715
hookahs not bad. I think imma go buy a pack of smokes in a seconed
>>35575985
holy fuck they are ugly
>>35576732
what a gay fucking picture
>>35576464
Cause I don't feel like it
Go make some noob gains, you're gonna gain just as well as if you were on gear anyway.
Nigga
>>35576715
Not much to be honest, day off so just sat around mostly.
Is tinygurl ded then?
so, can anyone give advice on when to use AI and when to use SERMs?
Thank you
>>35576717
>whats up yolo how is the southern hemisphere treating you?
Suuuup
its p fucking hot atm here
>>35576732
we cancer now
>>35576755
>Is tinygurl ded then?
dont know
her skype went online a few mins back tho
>>35576764
ai to keep estro down
serm to remove estro from breast tissue
serm to pct
>>35576782
thanks.
what do you think of this >>35576439 description regarding AI and SERMs?
>>35576901
>AI: used when taking roids (injecables) that are not liver toxic or not that harsh, so you don't need that estro to counterbalance the cardiovascular side effects
>SERMs: preferred, when you take harsh roids where you need some estrogen to help you with the cardiovascular strain but to still prevent gyno etc.
retarded lol
you need to take ai with most compounds that aromatase (like test / dbol / etc etc)
not only for gyno, but for other high e sides, like bloat, high bf, broken dick
/low/ estro is bad for cholesrol tho, but you dont have to crash your estro with a ai.
the point is to use the ai to keep your estro in the normal range with compounds that would increase your estro
>>35576948
>high bf
high bp*
>>35576782
thats word. I am working back today gonna try and do more pullups and rows. Ready to workout.
fucked asian girl and my neighbor got jealous. thought it was cute. Fucked her so hard all of my neighbors probably heard it
>>35576744
suckk a dick faggg. but lol its a pretty gay pic
>>35576948
alright, makes sense. I was just wondering cause after reading up on llewelyns website, it seemed like he advised taking SERMs when using "harsher" compounds.
so SERMs are specifically used to reverse gyno?
>>35576983
>asian girl
I dont know any irl asian girls :c
>>35576996
>so SERMs are specifically used to reverse gyno?
serm = selective estrogen receptor modulator
it literally blocks estro in breast tissue.
if you use ai correctly, that wont even be a problem
>>35577021
>SERMs
ah shiiet, I get it now. I was thinking, that they also affected estrogen receptors elsewhere, kinda like replacing estro. thank you
>>35577069
> I was thinking, that they also affected estrogen receptors elsewhere
nolva does in the liver(?) iirc, or some organ.
but yeah, you'll still suffer from high e sides if you only use a serm with high e
>>35576751
>you're gonna gain just as well as if you were on gear anyway.
C'mon, dude. Are you seriously trying to say that "noob gains" are equal to that of someone on performance enhancing drugs?
>>35577138
lol thats bait. I only know 1 asian qt and my dick has been in all wholes except the booty
Does fraud approve of vitaminwater and zevia?
