Fresh greentext oc
>2nd week of uni, living with 3 other guys in the student halls.
>Great friends with 2 of them, they also lift and their confidence is brushing off on me when we hang out with girls.
>4th guy is an obese, sweaty neckbeard but he is usually ok.
>My food has run out so I go to the supermarket. They have a deal on sunflower seeds (I eat 50g of them a day for protein and fibre).
>Buy a 10x 200g pack of sun flower seeds. Will last me for ages and only cost me £5.
>I put my shopping away and head to the gym with one of the 2 non neckbeard roomates.
>We get back around 3 hours later and on the shared kitchen table are 8 empty sunflower seed packs.
>I knock on the neckbeards door and ask him about it.
>I open the door and a stench of semen and sweat hits my nostrils. There are anime posters all over the walls and dirty underwear on the floor.
>I power through the stench and ask the neckbeard if he knows what happened to my sunflower seeds.
>He admits he ate all 10 packs, 8 in the kitchen and 2 others in his room.
>"Hey yeah sorry man, I just love healthy food like that, I will pay you back the money dont worry bro"
>I dont even bother telling him that he just consumed 2kg of sunflower seeds.
> 2kg of sunflower seeds, at 600 calories per 100g, comes to 12k calories.
>The fucking obese truck ate 12000 calories in 3 hours.
I have to live with this neckbeard until the next year. I dont want to lodge a complaint since he usually stays out of our way but not only is he a gains goblin for eating my food but he is gonna probably die of a fat induced heart attack while im living with him.
>>35566651
>uni
4chan is an American message board only for use by Americans. Please find another image board.
>seeds
What are you, a bird?
Shutting this down.
The extreme negativity, misogyny, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe. The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop.
Just a warning: I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
Pic related, I'm the wrong nigga to fuck with
>>35566684
THANK YOU GIANT WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
>>35566769
bad b8 m8
>>35566769
is this becoming the new navy seals pasta?
>>35566651
I can't fathom people who eat and drink other people's shit. It's just super rude.
>>35566892
I stole loads of shit from my first year flatmates and my housemates in the two years since then
Probably amounts to hundreds of pounds worth
No fucks given. Nobody ever even found out it was me.
>>35566651
So glad I live alone.
>>35566651
You know what you must do
>>35566769
1/10 made me reply
>>35566935
Stop samefagging OP nobody likes Undertale anymore
>>35566769
What an unbelievably gay post
>>35566974
Not OP, but can a nigga get the vid for that pic?
>>35566915
>pounds
What are you, a jew?
>>35566976
>The German laughed and urinated on her face.
for some reason, this is what finally got me.
>>35566976
>of all the things that didn't happen
Fuck it, I choose to believe it anyway.
a classic now
>>35566769
ayy i remember this from a day or so ago I told that guy he had a shitty back. He got mad because some guy called him a manlet.
>>35567072
and an extra image to keep everyone motivated and hating
>>35566882
Premier self fanfiction.
>>35567074
>a day ago
Try a couple years buddy, most pics on here are just to fuck with people
>>35566882
Holy shit the autism.
>>35566674
whats wrong with university?
college is for undecisive cucks who dont know what they want to do / people getting their MBA like it means shit in this day and age
>>35566974
i-i like undertale
>i lift for toriel
>>35567245
Bro this is the one time I tell the truth on the interwebs. Please dont take this response as sarcasm.
>>35566978
>>35566958
>>35566848
>>35566808
People who make eye contact with me in between sets. Breaking my concentration. It makes me wanna go up to them and grab them by their collar and say "You think you're tough? Do something. Fucking do it. I want you to, I know you want to, so fucking do it. Not gonna do it?? You Disney bitchmade pussies ain't hard. You ain't shit. I could smell the Disney on you when I walked into the gym. You give me that smart ass look again when I'm in here and I will end you. End. You." Lol he'd probably shit himself because he's not used to people talking to him like that. I can recognize submissive bitchmade Disney pussies like you. And they ain't hard. They ain't shit.
>>35567302
Freak
>>35567243
excuse you, it's called self-insert
>>35567336
It's fanfiction about her own life.
>>35567312
>disney
lmao someones a cringy antisemite
>>35566769
SUBSCRIBE TO CANDITO TRAINING
>>35566974
>nobody likes Undertale anymore
>downloaded it two days ago to see what the shitstorm on /v/ is all about (it got 9/10 on a web I frequent)
>PC GOTY 2015
Are you perhaps not DETERMINED?
>>35567302
Oh, dear, are you serious?
After you told her you want to call her mom?
>>35566882
At first, I thought it was gonna be good.
But then it wasn't.
How terrible.
>>35567095
What the frick?
>>35566674
yeah you are right, it's really boring to study where the thrill of a random shooting isn't just there.
>>35566651
damn bro, you'll figure this out, maybe he's not that bad person and you will eventually tell him about this. Just the fact of eating other people food is not ok.
Also, damn that it's really cheap price for sunflower seeds.
>>35567428
I was determined until about two weeks after the game came out, when I beat the three routes. We all know there is only one Undertale fan spamming these threads now with overused reaction images and honestly that's not what this thread is about.
>>35566651
Have you tried forcing him into gym?
Like, 'bro, if you lose 30kg I'll hook you up with this chick I know'
>>35567469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
POST JULIUS
>>35566882
fuuuuuuaaaark
noone actually believed any of that for a second, even on tumblr r-rigght guys?
>>35567501
>obligatory in fat hate thread
>>35567095
fuck me, why would this be a thing. I can just imagine the fat cunts that do this are like "see if it wasnt for my genes I would be a movie star"
And it's almost only women too. Honestly /fit/ there's nothing in the world i hate more than a fat woman.
>>35566651
Imagine the shit he will have. It will either kill him or turn him gay.
>>35567501
Mfw 42:20 til 43:30
That face when the Tumblrina feels backstabbed by the former fatty
>>35566651
Damn, that's like 5 pounds of sunflower seeds.
Most people would have a hard enough time eating 5 pounds of anything.
How to cure obesity
1.spread information on proper nutrition and diet/moderation
2.show that goal bodies are a pipe dream due to genetic limiting factors
3.spread information about reasonable goal setting
4.make PEDs legal
Literally anything on TLC
>Younger sisters always have it on
>If it's not some show about dresses, it's people recording some fat whore saying how hard she has it
>"That poor woman..."
>>35566651
>(I eat 50g of them a day for protein and fibre)
My nigga.
>>35567594
AHAHAHAHA
>>35566769
back to r9k orbiter
>>35567501
>I exercise all the time.
1. Bullshit
2. Rewarding said exercise with a slab of cake is not the way to go.
Can't tell if this is a parody or not.
>>35567863
Back to /b/ newfag
>>35567312
Don't cut yourself with that edge, kid.
>>35567527
i can guarantee you this was made by one of those 'feeder' people. they get off on themselves/their sexual partner gaining weight and in a lot of cases becoming immobile because of it. this was probably not the work of your average fatty
>>35566974
Poor dude, you can tell he genuinely thought he was doing well
>>35568439
what? I would hate to have a friend that didn't care if I was fat or a smoker or a heroin addict.
>>35568462
These people need motivation to be fucking fat?
>>35567723
You can't cure apathy, sloth, and gluttony.
These are things humans have always had. Education will not get rid of them.
Sadly a lot of humans have all three traits and it's just a downward spiral.
>>35567095
Last year, feminists started photoshopping pictures of female video game characters to be fat as part of their "body positivity" nonsense.
Of course they left the male characters alone, because male video game characters don't set unrealistic body standards, only the female ones do.
So some anons on 4chan started #ThinnerBeauty, taking pictures of fatties and photoshopping them thin.
>>35568289
I'm certain it is not.
He IS right about one thing. Medicine is massively profitable because of artificial scarcity (caused mostly by the patent system). That said, doctors and surgeons only have so much time and fatties popping in and out of their offices and theaters eats a lot of it up. It would only get worse if healthcare was entirely free for them. There needs to be SOME level of personal responsibility.
I say that as a recovering fatty.
>>35568526
>So some anons on 4chan started #ThinnerBeauty, taking pictures of fatties and photoshopping them thin.
The sad part is that a lot of women would be attractive if they weren't fat, like in that image, but they decide to stay fat.
>Fat girl on tinder
>Her bio says that she is "PROUD OF MY BODY, FATPHOBIA NEEDS TO DIE."
>She has one photo of herself
>It's taken from an upward angle, conveniently doesn't show her body, has some sort of fisheye effect and must have 10 different instagram filters on it
>>35568529
>1 size smaller
>10 dollars less
citation needed.
I gained an inch on my waist and only had to pay a few cents more.
>>35568547
Oh christ, look at those fingers...
>>35566882
>This is what fat people actually believe
>>35568599
Can you imagine the smug look that fat cunt had while she posted that?
>>35567594
Such a waste of a cute voice.
>>35568575
it's called getting fucking good you cow. I fucking hate fatties so much. They want everything to be handed to them and they expect any attempt at losing weight to be as easy as it was shoveling their gourd full of donuts.
>>35568561
Clearly
>>35568575
Read/watch free information on the internet.
Bulk buy pasta/rice, your favourite cheap vegetable and whatever lean frozen meat/fish is cheap in your country
Well that was hard.
>>35568576
fuck I haven't noticed, they look like toes
>>35568540
Can you respond on tumblr?
>>35568406
No, we're afraid of radical delusion.
>>35568671
>unable/refuses to equate diet and health
Not gonna make it.
>>35568682
*[jumps up and down until buildings collaps in seconds and The Lord cries for his creation]
>>35567527
I highly doubt that is made by women. Definitely made by guys with fat fetishes.
story time
>brother and sister-in-law used to both be athletes in high school, very fit, popular
>i was a fat fuck, weird, and several years below them
>during college she majors in nutrition, him in whatever it is gym teachers major in idfk
>brother constantly complaining to me about how fat most of the people in our family are and how they're all gonna die young
>including me
>the both of them move to florida (whatever, cool)
>i decide to get my shit together finally
>lose 60lbs in a year and a half from diet alone
>look good, feel great, always trying to improve
>go down to florida to visit last summer
>the both of them have ballooned like nobody's business
>easily put on 100lbs between the two
>"we just don't have any time to exercise like we used to"
>mfw dieting is free
also
>brother has a heart attack (and lives) at 28
>he says doctors have no idea what caused it
>tell him over skype that "im no doctor but i'm pretty sure being obese is what caused it"
>>35568499
Y'know I thought fat people would be able to spell butter correctly.
>GF's best friend
>Pretty cool chick
>Actual HT body
>Breaks up with bf of 3 years suddenly loses all motivation to not eat shit
>Starts going out to desert bars nightly
>Gets takeaway every night because it's too hard to cook for one
>Always has chocolate in her bag whenever I see her
>Go away on a mini holiday with some friends to a beach house, she always has a glass full of coke on hand, goes through at least 10 2L bottles in a few days
>We start talking to her about it
>She decides to try a month without soft drink
>She manages it but goes back afterwards saying "it was just a month challenge, you don't understand, I don't like the taste of water"
>Starts hanging out with the most obese friend she has so they can enable each other
>Go to the movies they have a pizza, ice cream and chips then goes out for dinner and has another whole pizza
>Sends snaps of casual nutella fudge cakes on the daily
>6months later she's now obese and I can see the steady decline into landwhale
It's sad I'm going to have to cut her out of my life.
>>35568709
>>35567501
>live in europe
>haven't seen this level of hamplanet ever
I can't imagine living in America, I would feel bad just walking down the street and seeing obease people everywhere
>>35568415
I know what my body wants.
gay porn.
>>35568760
>>35568547
Kek
>>35566769
>>35568449
>weight Fine
>need to lose weight to be Perfect
IM BEING OPPRESSED
>>35568798
>>35566684
Either a bird or a Polski.
>>35568768
the sad part is, even if she did lose the weight, I wouldn't touch her. She's got a face like Fado from Zelda: Twilight Princess. The gap between her mouth and nose is enormous.
>>35568556
it really is depressing. The reverse progress threads that /fit/ has sometimes are a real downer.
Being born a woman is like winning the lottery, all they have to do is not be fat and their life would be easy as fuck. But for some reason, they still choose to be fat.
>>35567302
I gotta make goatmom know I'm strong.
>also having undyne as a gym bro
>>35568815
>>35568575
I don't have a personal trainer. Everything they know can be learned with the internet.
I don't have a chef, the healthiest meals are often the easiest to cook.
>>35566882
...and what happened next? Come on, this is a golden slice of real life drama. You can't hold out on a guy like this.
>>35568671
>whoa be to you
How retarded can fatties be
>>35567072
It should be legal to refuse treatment to those people
>>35568870
aaaaand we no longer see a smile on that face
>>35568852
>>35568547
FUARK LOOK AT THOSE DISGUSTING LITTLE PIGGY FINGERS
GROSS
>>35568406
>radical self-love
Masturbating terrorists are a plague on Earth.
>>35568775
this is an australian show...
>>35568540
>378
That's... I can't even imagine that. If she's average height and muscle, she could lose 200 pounds and STILL be fat. How do you get to that point?
>>35568714
Yeah. You reblog it with a comment. That "119 notes" includes both people who agree with her, and ones who reblogged it to call her a fat pig
>>35567649
That's what I think to myself every time I go down on your mother
>>35568610
Great episode
>>35568394
Acid reflux, quite possibly
>>35568768
Sideview hides it, but she might have been an fetal alcohol syndrome baby; It's what happens when the mother drinks whilst pregnant.
Everything is always about them
>>35568415
>my body wants meth.
>it must be right
>>35568575
Youtube.
Thats literally what taught me to cook and count calories for myself.
>>35568415
My body wants to kick a tumblrina in the cunt. Guess I'd better go with the flow and yield to my body's intuition.
>>35566674
Actually its a mexican imageboard owned by a nip
>>35568768
>Attractive & Fat
>......but only if you're a woman
every time with this shit
>>35568833
It's not choice. It's just failing to put in whatever amount of self-control it takes to not be fat. That's largely the fault of bad parenting, but once you're an adult you are (or should be) intelligent enough to make your own dietary and exercise decisions.
>>35568474
>being an adult is great
>nobody can stop me living like a 5-year old
>>35568857
Seriously, the healthiest meals are just fucking vegetables and a portion of meat.
>>35568968
>blaming pcos for being fat rather than the other way around
>>35568526
i know the first one is the non-photoshopped one, simply because a fine ass bitch like the one in the 2nd pic would never where those fucking sandles
>>35566882
The saddest thing is people believe that someone can actually get swole at planet fitness.
both these pics popped up on /fits/ front page... I weep for man kind.
>>35569070
>>35569080
>>35569104
>>35566882
This never happened.
>>35569080
>perfect diet food
>>35569070
>eating pizza
"UNFORGETTABLE!"
>>35569080
Pretty genius marketihng tbq
Treasure trove of bullshit:
http://fallen-soul-111.tumblr.com/
>>35569129
Forgot pic
>>35566769
>trying to troll
>>35569115
>>35569104
this
>>35569118
Of course not fuckwad
Where do you think you are
1/10 for making me point this out
>>35569156
and this as well
>>35569147
Holy shit I am keking imagining someone shouting that long sentence really fast in the short span they passed her
>>35569147
>>35569141
but bro
masculinity is a prison
>>35568914
>Masturbating terrorists are a plague on Earth.
>it's 2020
>i'm in a cafe in town, minding my own business
>suddenly
>a man in a trench coat jumps through the doors
>he's screaming
>everybody's screaming
>he whips his dick out
>starts masturbating violently
>still screaming
>people and children are crying
>i'm under a table
>somebody has called the cops
>they dive through the doors
>they're yelling too
>suspected jerk-terrorist is still jerkin' it
>they tazer him three times
>no good
>he's obviously taken his al-quida issue adrenaline and viagra pills
>he's pumping furiously
>some people are vomiting uncontrollably
>one woman is trying to claw through a far wall
>one man wearing a brony-rights t-shirt is filming with his 5,000$ apple-glasses
>the cops are helpless
>everything is hopeless
>black out
>wake up
>everything is covered in jizz
>everybody just sits there in shame
>none of us will ever be able to look anyone in the eye again
>this is how they get you
>our society is dying.
>covered in a membrane of half dried cum, everyone silently wishes we hadn't launched all the muslims into the sun
>>35569174
posting all my totally happened fat stories
>>35569147
>this imaginary, "fatophope" woman
>the hero we gotham needs right now
>>35569193
>>35568984
>>35568967
>>35568828
>>35568768
No see, it's like Beauty and the Beast.
>>35569217
>search "skinny" on tumblr
https://www.tumblr.com/search/skinny
hahahahha this whole website fosters a community of mediocrity.
>>35569233
>>35569156
i hardcore fuck with this info graphic b/c i am also an art history major
>>35568671
>whoa be to you who do not diet
what the whole hell
>>35569174
who's gonna turn this into an actual song tho bros?
>>35568706
At least this fag is saying it.
I want attention, please give me attention.
I don't want to put in effort, I just want everybody to worship me.
>>35568968
Isn't it nearly impossible to have PCOS if your body is functioning correctly?
Doesn't it require outside stimuli to start the hormonal imbalance?
No different than how obesity effects male testosterone by lowering blood flow to the testicles and penis?
>>35568521
bitch left chubby behind 150 lbs ago
>>35569237
It's kind of understandable that they do that because of all the pro anorexia idiots. But they would never do that for "fat" or "obese" of course
>>35569180
8/10
>>35569237
this is actually because there's a very strong anorexic community on the web sight, which they can be socially ostracized for not trying to suppress (since yahoo bought them basically), but like, supporting fat ppl is a big cash "cow" so there's no effort to delete those communities apt
>>35569247
>"You Know, "Ryu said. "In your beloved fucking Japan, we call girls like her 'Mashumaro no on'nanoko.' It means "marshmallow girl" and is considered a cornerstone of kawaii. In my homeland, she would be considered beautiful."
I'm fucking dying here
>>35569247
That was a terrific read
>>35566974
/r/ video
>>35568693
>health insurance identified I have an elevated risk of cancer
>I do and I know it
>but fuck them for saying it, those assholes
explain /fit/
>>35569390
>lmao2plate
>>35568743
>changing hormone levels to increase appetite
So you mean... you do just have to eat fewer calories...
>>35569343
>>35569390
If she lost all that bodyfat she could lift another 50 pounds.
>>35568671
>woah
>not woe
Fatties in charge of spelling.
>>35569390
>At the London Olympics, where Mangold competed with her injured wrist, she weighed 346 pounds, 60 pounds heavier than anyone else in her weight class, which is set at 165 pounds and over. She said that was too big for the super heavyweight division.
>>35569390
10th place out of 14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPzN2gD3PQ
>>35569217
>You let those fat fucks have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald!
hearthy kek
>>35568415
my body wants vicodin
>>35569289
No she is right you are born with it. I have it but have never been overweight. You just have to be careful with what you eat.
>>35567482
>not realizing there are more than 3 endings
What a cuck
You have the post genocide pacifist ending, post pacifist genocide ending too
>>35569360
>marching for fat rights
>riding in scooters
>>35568374
I always love the tumblr posts that repeat their bullshit three times, as though repeating it makes it true.
>>35569390
n-not fat j-j-just bulkin
>>35568870
Those are some shitty fat storage genetics. Her ass thighs and tits didn't change at all.
>>35566983
>>35569363
From the show Secret Eaters - Season 3 Episode 2
>>35569119
Jesus. How fat do you have to be to hide your veins?
>>35569104
So we should go against what we're naturally attracted to? Like gay people should stop being gay?
>>35569141
>feminism is for everybody
>feminism exacerbates most of that shit
This is why I hate feminism more than any other ideology. Pic-related is an example of what feminists ACTUALLY think of male victims of DV. But then they go and try to blame "the patriarchy" when male victims aren't being taken seriously.
>>35569711
Thanks and checked.
>>35569724
As a skinny blooddonor, I can tell you, pretty huge. Of course there are also cases in which your veins are just small or lie pretty deep, but those are the exceptions.
>mfw fat priviledge is not being forced to eat sugary shit after donating because skinny women faint more often if they don't eat
>>35569390
You can smoke a pack a day and still be strong as fuck.
>>35569247
The japanese hate fatties they made it basically illegal to be fat
>>35568682
To be entirely fair, she may be being honest about eating vegan food. A lot of really shitty junk food can be considered vegan.
>>35569799
Then it just shows how retarded she is.
>>35569786
It was only applicable to over 50s (if memory serves) due to the cost on the medical system and the metabo law finished this year.
>>35569442
Based nips
>>35568743
My eye started involuntarily twitching.
I didn't even think that was a real thing that happened.
>>35569822
Still it basically shows being a ham wont be tolerated or coddled, also they had women's size servings in most restaurants so they wont over eat like fucking pigs like in the west
>>35569843
>also they had women's size servings in most restaurants
I live in tokyo. That's bullshit. All servings are small compared with ausfailia and, by extension, tiny compared with burgercuckia
>>35569860
No i mean they actually had women's sets that were smaller and cheaper than regular sets you can get
But to be honest a lot of the guys there need to eat more
>>35568485
Do these people not know of national healthcare like I can't get treated for my psychosis due to obese people taking up too much of the nhs budget. Isn't that ableism, tumblr?
>>35568499
I'm crying at that profile picture
>>35568775
this is ausralia....
>>35569247
When in your fantasy you are less effectual than a fucking brony.
Dream big.
>>35569860
Literally Australian serving sizes are as big as in Burgerland.
Australia is swelling up to be as free as us.
>>35569442
These girls are actually okay???? They're at Risk of obesity but if they maintain their diet and stay at that shape they will be fine I think
>>35570017
The vast majority of chick in Japan are normal size (as in human normal not burgercuck normal). A decent chunk are bordering skinny for my tastes. Very rarely I come across a Freedom Size chick. I'm talking maybe twice a week if that.
>>35570043
The most fatties i saw in japan was in okinawa then again all the us military bases
>>35568484
>>35568439
>>35570099
I live in west tokyo.
>>35570124
Noice had an ex gf from machida i lived in asakusa for a while was a pain seeing her
>>35569104
Praxiteles is rolling in his grave right now
>>35570174
nice blogpost brah
>>35568610
>What is comedy
>>35568289
hunh. Never heard it put quite that way a-and I think I kind of agree.
>don't hurt me
>not the face
I mean, yes, we should all work to self improve and strive and attain but for those that don't or can't and their shit's all fucked up, they shouldn't have to suffer just because we enjoy it. that's selfish of us to demand they suffer even if thye might be selfish cunts we shouldn't sick to their level.
that's fucked up yo. I agree with a sack of shit.
dumping (1/5)
dumping. (2/5)
>>35569860
I work in Kyoto and can confirm.
You can usually choose size (S-M etc) of some dishes, but that's all, and usually just add more rice so whatever.
Also Japanese hates fat, at the point that if a woman get curves or have big tits is seen as debu ( fat )-->unattractive.
And considering how maschilist and rigid is the society is here women can't afford to get a bad body, or will struggle to marry someone.
Yes, fast food, unhealthy lifestyle and fat rise is happening here too, but for the moment it's a small minority
Dumping. (3/5)
dumping. (4/5)
