GET THE FUCK IN HERE IT'S TIME TO GET FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGE
Rich has been missing since yesterday, let's hope he hasn't left us behind.
Ep1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO90ywHneUg
Ep2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNz07U4Fy5k
Ep3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9po4oo2TkM
Ep4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnt6u2cB5hc
EP5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2b0ostYVA
LETS FUCKING LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
Morning Routine (every day):
My name is Rich Piana. I'm 44 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my nipples are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After i Remove the ice pack I used two scoops of a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use four scoops of whey isolate, then ten scoops of creatine monohydrate, and after my shower eighteen scoops of mutant mass. Then I inject twenty scoops of real food directly into my intestines which I leave to digest for ten minutes while I prepare my synthol injections. I always use a synthol solution with little or no alcohool, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look older. Then HGH, then test, tren, mast, deca, equipoise, npp followed by d-ball, winny, superdrol and finally a shot of HCG. There is an idea of a Rich Piana. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not human.
He looks so haggard man, I'm worried about him.
first post ebin Lol XD lol :3
(user wa sbaned fro this post XD)
Rich Piana confirmed for profound body dysmorphia due to abuse from his father for being a failure
Can we talk about how bad this post was?
>>35552938
Honestly what was this guy thinking? If he posted this last year it would have easily been the worst post on 4chan for 2015
post rare rich's
>>35553527
fake
also
stop shitposting you autistic faggot>>35553526
>>35553526
>>35553526
Is Rich ok? Episode 6 isn't up yet and I'm getting worried.
Day 6 when
>>35553542
He ded
>>35553542
he went to grab a new computer but his car got towed
>not doing 8 hour arm workouts
>>35553561
false
>>35553465
Who is this ugly motherfucker
>>35553526
Let it go already you fucking child. Noone agreed with you, go back to posting bananas on YLYL threads
I went and picked up some ben&jerrys and haagen dazs today, in honor of rich peiano
>>35553542
>so young and fresh-faced
Was he always wall-eyed or was it just an unfortunate photoshoot?
>>35553607
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING POSSIBLE SCENARIO
>mfw no episode 6 out yet
>>35553607
I hope you didn't park in a parking space
>>35553607
For real, I legit do not care for ice cream, but this Ben & Jerry's stuff isn't too bad.
I had peanutbutter cup and brownie chocolate fudge, gonna try cinnamon bun and blonde brownie later.
I do not, however, lack the humanity to eat a pint of it every night (One day I may), so I got some of those feminine small tubs. Couldn't find Cherry Garcia or Coffe Toffee though, and Strawberry Shortcake is fucking horrid.
>>35553669
>tfw Rich probably is in no trouble and is just chimping at his new computer trying to make it work
>>35553697
why are you eating if you don't like icecream and think it's just "not bad"? because rich piana eats it?
"I don't read the fucking comments. There is no fucking need. They are stupid." - Rich Piana
>>35553715
yes he just said that
>>35553715
why are you eating REAL FOOD if you don't like REAL FOOD and think it's just "not bad"? because rich piana eats it?
>>35553748
I take yams with me to the gym, asshole.
>>35553703
I bet he just figured that if he dressed up his iMacs in his Zanottis and used them for lat raises, it'd make for a crazy good display of wealth.
>>35553715
I've been curious about it ever since I saw the video he made about the shake he made back when he was with Mutant. It's not that i *dislike* ice cream, I just don't usually seek it out.
How does his wife eat a gallon of Ben and Jerry's ice cream and stay so fucking hot?
>>35553747
then he's retarded
>>35553748
i eat real food because i like it and need it to survive. rich piana doesn't enter the radar of my life at any point other than when i'm bored at home and want /fit/ related humor
>>35553770
Why does the world insist that some ugly faced, plastic bimbo is hot?
>>35553770
All of your dreams come true when you roid.
>>35553776
ya but do you drink real food
>>35553715
I actually went out and tried cherry garcia ice cream for the first time from watching rich, tasted bretty gud
>>35553527
I swear, Rich looked so much better before he left humanity behind with the synthol injections and PMAA implants. Its the implants that make him look so awful.
>>35553802
To wash my steroids down. Best fucking possible scenario.
>>35553542
Wow, he actually looks human here
>>35553542
who would be more mentally deranged? young piano or old piano
>>35553465
Why do people pump themselves full of fucking roids and HGH to look like this? It looks absolutely disgusting, unnatural, and it literally looks like the dude is about to keel over and die
I mean for fuck's sake man, I thought going to the gym is meant to be about getting in peak physical condition. If you look at weightlifters and strongmen (well strongmen sometimes look like they're on the juice, but olympic weightlifters always look pretty natty) they actually look HEALTHY
You don't have to kill yourself to get big, and if you go down that route, well, you're just fucking stupid really, letting your vanity overcome concerns about your own life. That's a chick thing to do. It's fucking gay.
>>35553861
any high level athlete is on juice, doesn't matter the field
>>35553861
All olympic lifters roid Anon.
>>35553861
GET HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE BRO ITS ALL ABOUT MASSSSSSSSS
>>35553861
Is this pasta?
>>35553861
>strongmen
>sometimes on juice
Bro, actual strongman is a roidfest much bigger than bodybuilding.
Get that waist tiny as possibly. Everything else big as fuck. Best possibly fucking scenario.
>>35553880
>>35553890
I don't believe that. Doping authorities have their shit together these days. Yes there will always be dopers that go uncaught but I definitely don't think they're all doing it.
>>35553897
It wasn't but it can be if you like.
>>35553791
I think it's a meme by this point. I called everyone out on it on the 2nd day.
I like how Rich just buys a new car because his other cars have flat tires.
>>35553944
>Doping authorities have their shit together
>>35553944
Lol the ignorance is amazing.
>>35553963
Honestly, on /fit/, I can see them assuming any blond woman who works out is instantly hot
brehs what gauge needle do you use to inject synthol into your flat tires?
There was a thread on here about if you can get yourself the size of a Space Marine. I wasn't convinced it was possible.
I've changed my mind.
>>35554037
well there are both older people.
and she looks good for her age.
>>35553861
Bro, wouldn't you want to roid if it meant you could look like Dan Green, Filip Lindström, Svend Karlsen, Bill Kazmaier, Dmitry Klokov or Lü Xiaojun?
Don't you think the people who are that big sometimes want to get bigger?
>>35554066
4.5mm
I really don't get the point,
will the extra muscle he gets even be noticeable under all that silicone and synthol he keeps in his arms?
I hope he makes it okay.
>>35553561
kek
>Basically, I park wherever the fuck I want.
Rich probably has a closet full of iMacs, all in perfect working order
fuck man he's already 7hrs late, he gotta start using his twitter and keep us updated
>>35554291
Can't, his phone got a flat tire
>>35553770
Tren & Jerry's f.a.m.
>>35553465
Is panini kill already? Where's the vid?
>>35554310
zozzle
>>35554316
It's likely but I subscribe to the idea that he's having computer issues.
how based would that be if Rich started doing episodes from the hospital
>>35554362
I guess he tried to feed his computer infinite scoops and it clogged up the works.
>>35554375
BEST POSSIBLE FUCKING SCENARIO
guys is this the end of the mutant bloodline?
i was hoping rich and mrs mutant were gonna breed giving way to a litter of mutantlets. he would have breast fed mutant milk them from his lactating nipples.
>>35554313
Holy shit Rich wasn't fucking around when he said she had a nice back.
And, umm, looking at episode 4, I can kinda understand why she wants his ass. No homo tho
>>35554375
Can you imagine the doctors tryna explain to the heat that there's a freakbeast sifting through amputated limbs from the bariatric section of the hospital in search of something heavy to shrug?
So what is this guy up to? Hes filming himself everyday for the year?
>>35554313
Holy shit Rich was right, her back is ridiculous.
>>35554414
theres no way rich isn't firing blanks after the years of roids
>>35554443
what would they feed their kid anyways? breastmilk + 4 scoops of mutant mass?
Episode 6 isn't up yet because his computer was taking ages to format it so he tried giving it some 51/50 to speed it up but after 2 scoops it crashed and he hasn't got it to work since.
>>35554535
shakes made from water and REAL BREASTMILK
liver pills
Ben&Jerry's
Guys what the fuck do I do I wanna do the program but how can I get fucking huge if I ain't got no pretty wife nor any dogs to play with inbetween working out and eating?
Thus far I've eaten slowly and I still sit there waiting like a fucking hawk for the next meal or workout or bedtime I cannot fucking wait till we're eating twelve times a day with an hour of cardio and eight hour arm days.
>>35554685
go on tinder and tell some girl
make that ur bio about eight hour workouts and shit
you'll luck out and get a gf out of this. trust me
>>35554564
Last time he tried taking 2 scoops he almost had a heart attack
Cmon Rich, your computer is deep inside humanity. It can't handle 2 scoops
>>35554535
Of course, he even gives mutant mass to his dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-en82Isq_0
>>35554775
I start to lose sympathy for retards when their negligence begins harming other human beings. Poor doge.
why doesn't rich just hire somebody to edit his video?
should be piss cheap.
I bet his dumbass probably shoots himself fucking his wife and thats why he takes forever editing those parts out. something he is hiding. makes no sense for a guy who always preaches being professional not to hire somebody to make these videos come out with ease.
>>35554795
There's two dogs in that video, buddy (look at the nose on both dogs). Richie trolled you hard, nigga
>>35554795
its a troll video you imbicile, its not even the same dog
>>35554775
Jesus even two years ago Rich looks a lot better than he does now. He's gonna die soon, isn't he?
>>35554775
rip
>N-no homo mutant senpai
Guys I think I'm in love with Sarah. I can't stop thinking about her.
I just got done fapping to a dream where I lather her up in Ben and Jerry's, and then eat it out of her asshole.
>>35554904
Best. Case. Fucking. Scenario.
>>35554904
what flavour was it breh
I can't wait until the mutants take over and we live in a world where 8 hour workouts are the norm, our diet consists mainly on Ben and Jerry's, Mutant Whey and Real Food and everyone's dick hangs lower than their balls.
>>35554948
>cinnamon buns
>>35554948
chocolate fudge brownie
>>35554948
Utter Peanut Butter Turd Cutter
>>35553527
I always wondered what he looked like before his self inflicted HGH acromegaly caused his nose, jaw and fingers to swell like over ripe garden vegetables.
>>35554967
Can't fucking wait, winter got my dick shriveled up higher than my balls. I wish there was like a 5 % boiler suit or some 5 % merino wool underwear so I could stay comfy in the dead of winter.
>>35555000
checked
>>35555025
There's a young Wealthy Harpsichord in a Malcolm In The Middle episode
>>35554564
Kek fucking pissed my bed
who /worried/ here?
>>35554989
Top reference breh
>>35553861
>but olympic weightlifters always look pretty natty
who here /12 scoops/ ?
Here's some entertainment while we wait for news from Rich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wo90hx9DnI
THIS ONE IS FOR RICH PIANA
C'MON LETS GO
>>35555149
i bet her crotch smells like cinnamon buns and anavar
>>35553465
According to his Instagram he is not dead!!!! No videos on weekends.
Rich Piana's new uploading supplement, some day you may
>3 sets of 100 rep side laterals superset with 100 rep bent over rear laterals!
C´MON but fuck this, no videos this weekend
>>35555300
tfw you have to wait until monday
>>35555300
>No BBTD til Monday
Would be pissed off but
>Richard Scoopalot confirmed for alive and well
Thank fuck, I've been really worried
wtf are his kidney pills? do they actually work? is this guy some kind of scientist?
>>35555406
http://www.rich-piana.com/en/liver-and-organ-defender
All info there
>>35555300
>put on 14 pounds in 9 days
Holy shit he's gonna be massive by the end of this
>>35555300
>no videos
;_;
>>35555300
Thank the Mutant God he's okay. I can live with no videos as long as he keeps it up during the week
these septs are for you wealthy
>>35555528
if septs piano dies this cycle
>>35555555
Rolling for Panini
>>35554313
noice
>>35555300
I'm not a native english speaker, and I've got to google those moves to understand what he wrotes. Learning english with Rich Pianonina.
Oh lawdy, he's alive. I was afraid the lack of sleep woulda made him lose some training day(s).
I can't wait to see this finished - This, together with his shake recipes, will be his magnum opus.
You guys think Sarah is happy? Anyone have any insight to their relationship? I don't really get it.
I mean she was hot in their wedding video but not /fit/ really, now she is a roided out freak. Did this dude buy her and forcibly inject roids into her and turn her into a monster like him? I just want to save her and take care of her while we both reach our natty limit eating clean with NO Ben & Jerrys.
>>35555892
shes probably happier than a solid 90% of women
>>35555892
Bro, there's no way she grew a crazy back like in >>35554313 in no time at all. Most like she has been competing in bikini fitness (Or maybe physique?) for some time, and has just been off season while the two of them got closer and eventually married, and now she's about to compete (I think Rich said she was 6 weeks out from a competition?) she's leaning out.
Here's an example of another fitness girl who's leaning out for her competition - And she's still got ten weeks left before the comp.
>>35555000
checked and kekd
>>35555892
nah bro shes just left humility behind
>>35555892
Another example you can look at is Dana Linn Bailey. She looks really nice when she's off-season (Like, fuckable-nice), but when she's in competition shape she looks like any other chocolate creature.
In case it's not very obvious where I'm going with this, I mean to say that if they are competing, the goal isn't to look as fuckable as possible, they gotta show off definition and fullness and whathaveyou (I'm too fat to know about this in-depth).
tl;dr she's about to compete, she's supposed to look like a Barbie doll with lots of lumps covered in spray paint.
>>35553465
>>35553861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kReRFg679ww
GET FUCKIN HUGE
OR NOT
>>35553542
Hes probably asleep. He got like one hour of sleep on Thursday night. Rich nows that the grind never stops but he also knows you can't get big without sleeping big.
>>35556609
He doesn't need sleep, he's got GHB
>>35555300
Kek didn't take him long to quit. Or maybe he just take his biceps for an oil change on weekends.
>admitted he accidentally deleted some videos
>replaces his old mac, that appears to be in working order, with a new one
>instead of learning how to avoid this mistake in future, he buys a new one
i can't wait to see what perfectly good product he replaces in the next episode.
>>35558167
The guy bought another car because his other cars have flat tires.
SING A SONG FOR THE PIANA MAN
>>35553770
DNP
>>35554037
>>35553963
>>35553791
in his defense I think by hot he was just expressing how ripped she is.
>>35554313
Jesus Christ, her ass is negative.
>>35553964
Is this true? I saw it mentioned before . This guy is a comedy goldmine
>>35555601
if dubs piana survives this cycle
>>35554948
only on /fit/
my sides have left humanity behind
>>35554775
Fucking hell, him leaving humanity behind isn't enough he needs his dog to leave caninity behind too.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAW2mwTo-Ux/
LET THE HUMANS HIT THE....
>>35559782
no, he's poor as shit. All that stuff is borrowed from other people. Why do you think none of them are registered or insured? He's even borrowing the house.
>>35562463
https://www.instagram.com/p/8KcnIEp02B/
Rich in pants
KEK
Ice cream is literally all he talks about with his wife. I mean it's cute but damn.
>>35555406
No they don't work, don't bother with it.
>>35553607
Is this good for bulking? Isn't it full of fat and sugar?
>>35564422
It is. That's why it's so high in calories which is what you want for bulking unless you're going for a clean bulk. Obviously if you eat a lot of it, it's not very healthy.
>>35555892
She's Icelandic. There's nothing to do in Iceland but lift weights. It's her natural station in life.
