Our Lingo
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I think we should make our own lingo. Just for us /fitizens/
I'll start:
>Protein Poot
Making a stench from excess protein consumption
>oh god sorry baby I shouldn't have Protein Pooted near you
>Weights!
Instead of saying "Cool!" we say "Weights!"
>Weights! I made gains!
>You Don't Know Rack
When a gym goer doesn't put his weights back on the rack
>Hey brah! You Don't Know Rack!
Feel free to make contributions
>>35466895
>>35466895
I actually cringed while reading that.
>>35466895
>Faggot:
The standard definition of OP
>>35466895
please leave /fit/ forever.
please?
just for me?
just this once?
> OP kill yourself
OP kill yourself
>>35466960
no
>>35466972
so?
>>35466988
Fuck off
>>35467056
No
>>35467075
Thats fucking stupid
I like the weights one
>>35467181
Shit, your right: I forgot how much fun it is to make up shitty memes on a Saturday night.
This is a weights thread!
>>35466895
This is one of the worst posts I've ever seen
>>35466895
>>35467187
thanks
>>35467231
memes? this is lingo
>>35467281
thanks
>>35467313
no
>>35467325
?????
>>35467349
what?
>>35466895
I'm fucking dead. This was the funniest thing I've ever read.
I feel high.
You're either a genius, or a total fucking loser and I don't even care.
I got you OP
>swirl
A word for any protein shake or bulking shake
>After every workout I make a swirl for gains
>Rib Rookie
People new to the gym that are still really thin so their ribs show
>heh, check out that rib rookie over there
>Gun Salesman
Big guy in the gym always helping people with advice
>Oh yeah that's Rich! Real Gun Salesman that guy. Always helping people get big arms
>Wat Squat
When people squat in the Smith Machine
>You see Matt doing Wat Squats over there? What's he thinking!?
>Rocket Boots
Those power lifting shoes people wear
>Tony got a nice pair of Rocket Boots from his bf this Christmas! I bet he'll finally break that 3plaet plateau, now.
>Vacuum Pusher
The 30something moms that are on every fad supplement and exercise program known to man
>Don't go to the gym from 1-4, all the Vacuum Pushers congregate by the mirrors to do CrossFit and talk about Isagenix
>LHB
Short for Leave Humanity Behind. Steriods
>He is definitely not natty he LHBs
ITT: "How to be a faggot" by OP
>>35467401
>no
what do you mean no?
the OP being the worst post yet seen by me isn't up for debate.
>>35468348
> Gun salesman
these are great
>quarter squat
When something was attempted but ended up an embarrassing failure
>this thread sure is a quarter squat
>>35466895
what are you? 14? fuck off back to /b you fucking child faggot
>>35466960
>>35466972
>>35466988
>>35467056
>>35467075
>>35467181
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>>35467325
>>35470208
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>35466895
> Blaha
New slang for shit
"Man dad took a huge Blaha and stunk up the whole house"
>>35470235
le epic meme xD
>>35466895
Cock sucking beta faggot = OP
>>35466895
Don't listen to the haters OP this thread is great
>>35466895
I have a few OP
>Protein Poot
When you fart back cum onto your boyfriends cock after he slams you in the ass.
>"Sorry hun didn't realize my prostate would squirting back like that!"
>Weights!
Instead of begging for cum, just say weights!
>"Mm, daddy, please weights"
>You Don't Know Rack
When a gym goer doesn't know why his asshole hurts
>"I fell asleep after just one drink at Bryce's place, I must have fallen on or something..."
>>35470811
You know you're meant to use the term in the example phrases, right? Otherwise there's no point in writing it
>>35470874
I don't know rack, I guess
>>35470895
>>35470516
kek
>>35466895
This is the cringiest shit I've ever read. legit lol'd
>>35470895
Fuck...newest /fit/ meme of 2016.
>>35466895
New years, shit memes
>>35468348
>Rocket boots
I'm using that.
>>35466895
>Faggot
When OP is a faggot.
>OP is a faggot.
>all these protein pooters who don't know rack
Not weights, guys.
Not fucking weights AT ALL.
>>35466895
I got you senpai.
>cuck
OP's father
Seriously faggot. Open Amazon right now and order a bottle of helium and kill yourself.
This is like.. One of the only times i wish we could just be normies for once
