>If I wanted humor I'd just ask how many scoops you take.
I'm one question away from winning a million dollars, the question is:
What is this guy's name again?
>>35458539
Ricardo Pianolito
>>35458539
some call him The Scoopman
>>35458539
I think he's the piano player from Avenged Sevenscoop, idk his name tho
>>35458522
laughed way more than I should have. That face....
>>35458539
Wealthy Harpsichord
>>35458539
affluent keyboard
>>35458522
MAXIMUM OVERMEME
>>35458539
Prosperous Clavier
very much like a lot. like as much allot everything yes
>>35458525
It's six o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's a kid on SS lifting next to me
Obviously pretty new to the gym
He says, "Sir can you help me get bigger arms
I'm not really sure what to do
But if someone knows bis, their delts and their tris
Well it sure as hell’s probably you"
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Get us some gains, Rich Piana man
Get us some gains tonight
Well, we're all in the mood to be makin’ it
And you've got our tris feeling tight
Now Chunk at the gym is a friend of mine
He spots all my lifts for free
And he can’t wait for new years to come around
When the gym is chock full of normies
He says, "Anon, I believe this is crushing me."
As his set slowed down to a rest
"Well I'm sure that this could be my new 1 rep max
If I could get it off my chest"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now scoobs is a serious bodybuilder
Who’s body looks sharp as a knife
And he’s speaking to Jason, who eats too much bacon
And is probably dadbod for life
And the mothers are practicing cardio
As the new year fags try to get ‘toned’
They’re leaving the freeweights all over the place
But it's better than sitting at home
Get us some gains, Rich Piana man
Get us some gains tonight
Well we're all in the mood to be makin’ it
And you got our tris feeling tight
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the Chunk just gives me a grin
'Cause he knows as of late normies just wanna lose weight
And that’s how Chunk’s income rolls in
And the preworkout smells like a lollipop
And the crowd sees me squat with a cheer
And I set down the bar and record my PR
And say, "Guys, why are you even here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Get us some gains, Rich Piana man
Get us some gains tonight
Well, we're all in the mood to be makin’ it
And you've got our tris feeling tight
>>35458539
moneyed clavichord
>>35458539
Dick scoups
>>35458539
rich piana
>>35458539
scoopy1961
>>35458539
Rich Piana he is a famous youtuber
https://www.youtube.com/user/1DAYUMAY
this is his channel
>>35458539
Dwayne "The Scoop" Comeonson
>>35459657
Nah man this can't be it, im sure
>>35459535
Normally don't go in for /fit/ adaptions of songs but that was 10/10
>>35459535
This made me jizz and it tastes like protein
>>35459676
I like it
>If I wanted humor I'd just ask what your distance from Earth is.
>>35459957
KEK
Isn't he going on some cycle that everyone is saying will kill him? Is scoops suicidal?
>>35459535
Oh man, keepin it 100 f︂︂a︂m
>>35459535
top kek
>>35459957
>If I wanted humor I'd just ask what your distance from Humanity is.
Fixed that for you f︂︂a︂m
>>35459535
I admit, I kek'd. Well done, anon.
>>35458539
Rickyricardo Pianoaninino
>>35459664
Sup Reddit
>>35458599
>Avenged Sevenscoop
Have this kek
>>35458565
>not pianissimo
>>35458599
>>35459535
there's a reason i keep coming back.
>>35459535
That got my dick hard anon.
>>35458522
piano meme best meme
is he natty?
>>35459676
top scoop
>>35459535
what song brehs?
>>35461574
100%
>>35462227
Ricky Mutant - Leavin La Huma Nity
>>35459535
man.. have my zozzle
>>35462269
Fucking lol
Anyone here even try his protein? How's it taste? Constantly seeing these threads got me curious to try it out
>>35459535
Screencap plz?
>>35458539
Poor Xylophone
>>35459535
Well done anon, 10/10 would sing
>>35462525
Samefag
>>35459535
Kek Rick- piano man
>>35459535
We need somebody to sing this
>>35458599
this made me laugh so hard
>>35459657
reddit called
>>35459535
Legendary
>>35458539
Aziz "Zyzz" Shavershian
>>35459535
What is the name of the original song ?
I really liked his Mutant days, he was a meathead but a meathead that was cheesy and seemed nice. Now he's unbearable
>>35464154
too bad those days are behind us
one day he may change, though
>>35458565
>>35459475
>>35459488
>>35459535
>>35459535
oh yes
>>35464047
It's called 'the piano man'
>>35459657
That doesn't sound right
>>35458539
Scoopy doo
>>35459535
Voocaroo anyone?
>>35462269
spilled my scoops to this
>>35465656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B9jRyYnQhz
>>35458539
You mean Rip Panini?
>>35459535
>Having this much autism
>>35466456
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B9jRyYnQhz
>not even singing
>no "piano man kareoke version" in background
>only spoke 1st verse
0/10 effort would not ringtone
This is one of the funnier threads I've seen in a while
>>35460431
Loaded Spinet
>>35458539
Big"cookie cutter tranny lover"lenny
>>35459535
Good job breh
>>35459569
>>35459519
>>35459488
>>35459475
>>35462404
I know it's probably one guy with a thesaurus but good damn thanks man
>>35467198
>>35468695
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>35467027
haha autism... how did you come up with that zinger???
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah
>>35458522
>>35469521
I'd say that one day he may
>>35462227
>>35462227
Piano man by Billy
Guys, it's TWENTY FIFTEEN PLUS ONE
JUST WHY
THE
FUCK
HAVEN'T YOU LEFT HUMANITY BEHIND YET?
>>35469689
I'M TRYIIINGGG!!!
>>35469690
Are you eating your requisite 72 meals a day?
>>35469701
bumped it up to 75 since new years as i still felt hungry all the time
>>35469714
Do you still sleep? You need to cut out as much sleep as possible and use that time to eat instead.
>>35469689
>tfw 2016 and not left humanity behind
>>35459535
Cant we ask "Mr Opera" to sing this??
>>35469521
>>35459535
I NEED THE ONE WITH RICH PIANA AS MANOROTH AND SCOOB AS GAROSH
>>35469729
I sleep like 2.5hrs/week at the moment, gonna cut it down to 2hrs next week, see how it goes
>>35458599
holy fuck my sides
>>35459535
Going to bed but will record tomorrow and post results if not shit, thank you based lyricist
>>35459676
topkek.
>>35469016
Here's my reply
>>35460431
>>35464252
>>35468695
Fuck off reddit
>>35471466
Consider the following:
Thread soundtrack:
https://mustafayazicioglu.bandcamp.com/album/mutant-leaving-humanity-behind
>>35458522
How did the universal scoop size get determined? Who? Why?
>>35472745
1 scoop is the amount of protein a mutant needs to travel 1 meter away from humanity
>>35458539
Ricky 6-scoops
>>35459664
>>35459657
Plz go
>>35459664
>>35459657
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>35458539
Wasn't he the frontman of 30 Scoops from Humanity?
>>35473317
Top kek
>>35473027
Mein sides
>>35458539
Penniless Organ
>>35458539
woop the scoop
quality thread
>>35458539
Don Rocco Quattroscoperini, the most affluent of Onedayumayinis
>>35458539
Wreck it Ralph
>>35459535
I'm not a native English speaker
what's the original song?
>>35462269
>>35464252
Yes yes yes?
>>35458539
>Who?
That's Bob fucking Evans
>>35473968
Friday by Rebecca Black
![TEREX RH400 worlds largest hydraulic shovel 03_thumb[7].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K0ZHkTt.jpg "TEREX RH400 worlds largest hydraulic shovel 03_thumb[7].jpg")
Tell Rich I got 5 more scoops of chocolate whey coming!
>>35458539
The C'MONder in Chief
>>35458522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWdmv0btps8
>Piana.avi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvY6YQH9kE4
>>35474172
>>35469016
Lmao, I hope this ends up catching on
I think 2016 is gonna have some pretty dank memes
If rich piana was a fish, he would be Fish Piana.
>>35462269
sheeeeeeit
Why is whey so expensive? 40 dollars a month is killing my wallet and I only take 1 or 2 scoops a day.
>>35458522
WHY DOES HE TYPE EVERY VIDEO TITLE IN FULL CAPS
>>35474682
apparently that's what it takes to reach his goal
>>35469689
ONE DAY I MAY
>>35474670
GOTTA SCOOP BIG TO GET BIG CMON MAN
>>35474670
1-2 scoops? do you have a weak stomach or something?
>>35474898
One day in May
How many scoops does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>35459535
11/10
>>35474971
>not having orange glowing skin
>needing lightbulbs
human pls
Devouring the rest
>>35458539
Ricky "2 scoopy" Parmesano
>>35459535
Absolutely erect
>>35459535
>>35462269
Top fuckin kek
>>35464154
Unfortunately he left that behind as well
>>35458539
Ricotta-cheese panini
>>35474172
Lel
>>35475247
>>35475347
Hello reddit
>>35458623
He looks so happy when he's scooping, that's a genuine smile on his face.
>>35475522
>make videos of you scooping, you look like 20
>make something else, you look 50
Explain this science.
>>35458539
Scoop Dogg
>>35458522
My favorite natty piano
>>35458539
High-income keyboard
>>35458539
Lee Scupyz-Arredy
>>35458539
Arthur Scoopenhauer
>>35474682
TYPE BIG TO GET BIG CMON
>>35475575
why am I laughing so hard at this
>>35459535
mmmmmmmmmmm
oooooooooooooooo
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>35474630
You mean Rich Piranha
>>35473968
>>35464047
>>35462227
>>35459535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
>>35458539
Opulent Synthesizer
>>35476500
If Rich piana was italian, he would be Rich lasanha.
>>35476218
Underrated
>>35458539
Creamy Organ
>>35462378
U mean Mutant whey? He doesn't sell proteins. He did a vid couple months back where he shat on proteins.
>>35459535
>Now Chunk at the gym is a friend of mine
>He spots all my lifts for free
>And he can’t wait for new years to come around
>When the gym is chock full of normies
>He says, "Anon, I believe this is crushing me."
>As his set slowed down to a rest
>"Well I'm sure that this could be my new 1 rep max
>If I could get it off my chest"
>It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
>And the Chunk just gives me a grin
>'Cause he knows as of late normies just wanna lose weight
And that’s how Chunk’s income rolls in
And the preworkout smells like a lollipop
And the crowd sees me squat with a cheer
>And I set down the bar and record my PR
>And say, "Guys, why are you even here?"
Sweet jesus Anon, I laughed way too much at this. Have your hard-earned (you) and a new year full of gains
>>35458623
He kinda likes like Ryan sheckler woud look if Ryan sheckler ate a body builder
>>35458599
top kek anon
>>35474156
underated post tbqh SENPAI
>this entire thread
>>35458539
Luxurious Loot
>>35462324
>zozzle
Kill yourself
>>35459535
Fanfuckingtastic
>>35459535
capped
Are there any other bodybuilders with videos as dank as Piana's?
KEK his fucking face in OP pic
Idk why I'm laughing so hard
origin on that face and this one?
>>35458539
Richony Scooptano
>>35480489
OP pic is from the intro from his videos during his Mutant Whey days. Not sure about yours
>>35459535
Top zozzle
>>35477307
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>35459535
Hey newfags
THIS IS A FUCKING PASTA
>>35483738
Overrated
>>35481323
intro to like series 2 or 3
>>35480489
sorry but the origin is extraterrestrial
>>35480489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_93yK9QiwGE
this intro is the origin of nearly all of those legendary Piana faces
>>35474971
8 hours.
>>35458539
dick "hangs lower than the balls" piana
>>35458539
Duke "I've got balls of helium" Scoopem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc
/r/ing someone with enough autism and spare time to re-do the lyrics to this
>>35474172
Haha
>>35463797
how about tyrone?
>>35488402
meant to reply to >>35463616
outmemed myself again
>>35483987
It isn't, I swear I wrote it today
>>35487615
Poster of Rich Piana Man, I might just do this
>>35480057
Spread my song like fire anon
I might be able to get my friend to sing Rich Piana man guys. My song will live!
>>35459535
Hello fine sir. Guy who made "Bane Star" here
Mind if I use these lyrics and make a good quality version of this for us all to enjoy?
>>35459535
CLASSIC
>>35488519
This is the one I had saved
It's five o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an new boy lifting next to me
Makin' love to his ss and barbell
He says, "Rich, can you check my dl form
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's ok and it's neat and I knew it complete
When I wore some xl size clothes."
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Give us a scoop, you're the piano man
Give us a scoop tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for eating big
And you've left humanity behind
Now John at the rack is a friend of mine
He gets me some juice for free
And he's good with growth or to shoot trenbolone
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Rich, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a ifbb pro
If I could leave humanity behind"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now anon is a internet fitizen
Who never had time for a gf
And he's talkin' with Irvin, who's still is a virgin
And probably will be for life
And the new kid is practicing diddy lifts
As the natties slowly get big
Yes, they're sharing a shake they call scoop madness
But it's better than drinkin' alcohol
Give us a scoop you're the piano man
Give us a scoop tonight
Well we're all in the mood for eating big
And you've left humanity behind
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about Joff for a while
And the weight plates, they sound like a carnival
And the locker room smells like farts
And they warm up with the bar and put scoops in my jar
And say, "Man, dick is lower than balls"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Give us a scoop you're the piano man
Give us a scoop tonight
Well we're all in the mood for eating big
And you've left humanity behind
You can bulk if you want to
You can leave humanity behind.
But all my friends bulk
And if you don't bulk
You're no friend of mine.
