>be 5'10
>wear timberlands
>transform into 6'1" man god king]
Feels good to be king of the manlets desu brehs all those easy gains, can cheat my height too.
timbs don't provide a 3" height boost... that's like half a penis bro
>>35392407
That's a third of my peen breh
>>35392407
more like double a penis
>>35392430
>dicklets
>>35392407
178cm without, 185cm with m8 it's 6'0.5" close enough
I'm 6'5" and got Timberlands for Christmas.
I put them on and holy shit everyone is very small.
>>35392366
too bad timberlands are for nig nogs and look ugly
>>35392473
>too bad timberlands are for nig nogs and look ugly
I literally put a Neil Barrett $800 shoes and a pair of timberlands next to each other and asked a qt which she likes best and she chose timberlands
>>35392366
I really never hate on anyone but Dan Blizerian is a pathetic excuse for a human being.
>>35392506
If you magically woke up with a ton of money and women that you didn't earn you will quickly start sympathizing and defending your newfound lifestyle.
>>35392366
>>35392494
Price (above a certain point) doesn't mean anything. If they cost $150 and look like shit, they still look like shit.
>>35392568
you look like shit nigga
>>35392448
Fucking impossible unless you put lifts into them.
>>35393070
>Fucking impossible unless you put lifts into them.
Ok i'll tell that to my shoes
They only have like 0.5" more than most shoes, they hardly make you taller.
>>35393111
>They only have like 0.5" more than most shoes, they hardly make you taller.
No
>>35392494
you dumb faggot
there are $1200 plain white tshirts
price has nothing to do with looks
>>35392366
>be 5'7
>wear timberlands
>go to work
>be secure in my height
>>35392473
I like them because they hold up pretty damn good, the company I work for subsidizes half the cost, and they don't kill my feet after a 10 hour shift. Who gives a fuck about how they look? If you want looks go for a custom made boot from a bootmaker.
>>35393166
Learn to read you fucking idiot, that was his point.
6'3>6'5. I win.
>>35392366
Timberlands are for high schoolers, construction workers, and nig nogs. Go ahead and walk into a job interview in Tim's and see if you get a call back.
>>35393279
>Go ahead and walk into a job interview in Tim's and see if you get a call back.
you only have one pair of shoes? My Allen Edmonds have a pretty noice boost as well, you retarded shit eating nigger
>>35393344
>allen edmonds
mu..my menswear
Wear some tricky ricky like a real man you fruit.
>>35393344
nice shoes
do you keep them on when your bf bends you over?
>>35393279
>implying I'm not a high school nigger going to a job interview for construction
>>35393452
whatre you fuckin' gay?
so that's why my manlet brother wore those? jesus :(
I really do feel bad for short people. I'm not even kidding.
>>35393481
how tall is your brother?
>>35393633
7ft, poor manlet :(
>>35393663
>bring under 8'
>not a subhuman
Pick one
>>35393633
idk man. I think 5'8 or so
>>35393474
gay retard
>>35392366
Are their shoes thicker or just the austism boots?
>>35392366
ah, with a columbian trophy wife too
enjoy financially supporting her extended familia, hombre
>>35392366
>be 5'10
>wear timberlands
>transform into 10'1" man god king]
Feels good to be king of the business desu brehs all those easy gains, can cheat my height too, and nobody is the wiser.
Also have a hot columbian wife, who's extended family i support financially because of white people obligations
>>35393462
top kek
>>35392366
>be 5'11''
>nearly 1 inch boot heel
>women suddenly think i'm 6'3''
God damn women are stupid.
I can guess a guys height to the nearest quarter inch it seems and women are like 2 inches off.
>>35395115
that's because for guys are concerned with being exact.
girls see two heights: short, and tall.
>wearing timberlands instead of Jordan's or Air Force ones
>>35392536
I have enough money now to pay for prostitutes to hang out with me so I can post in on social media to impress strangers and I don't.
>>35392366
fucking lol, my gf bought be timberlands and im 5'10'' as well
they dont add 3inches though
>>35395950
>being black
>ever
