Broke bum nigga that is as skinny as your sister. The only protein I can afford is cum. Please help.. how do I gain 20kg for cheap and fast.
>>35315495
>The only protein I can afford is cum.
Suck a lot of dick.
>>35315495
I need lbm gainz fast. I want to go 0 to 100kg real quick.
>>35315525
Wait, you mean you're buying the cum pre-produced, not getting it straight from the source?
How does the price differ? Do you get more per dollar that way?
I genuinely need to know, because if that's the only protein you're getting, you're going to need a fucking lot of it.
>>35315628
>Do you get more per dollar that way?
Ask your mum.
mcdonalds have a dollar menu, go nuts
>>35315646
A dollar nigga? is u serious. How rich do you think I am? My diet consists of grass and ants. Got any other options?
>>35315636
That weak ass 90's comeback, now I know you're a nigger, not just some scrawny white kid thinking internet black-up is cool.
Oats. If you can't afford milk, make it with water.
Beans and rice (or rice an' pea if you're Caribbean). Cheap as shit, protein and carbs.
Learn to cook it in a way you like the taste of it, because this is going to be your main foodstuff from now on. Add onions, garlic, dried herbs or whatever.
Don't fall for the McDonald's dollar menu shit, it's cheap calories, but you can get cheaper, and that shit is not good for you even on a sloppy bulk.
Then do a lot of compound lifts, on a routine geared towards hypertrophy.
20kg of muscle, without drugs, isn't something that's going to come without a lot of hard work.
Pray for slave genetics, and newbie gains.
And go read the fucking sticky.
>>35315688
>dubs 88
>that's goodluck in chinese
Thanks for the advice familia. Pray that I have slave gains after I take your advice.
>>35315495
are you too broke to afford ground meat, eggs, oats, or milk?
>>35315724
Look for frozen ground meat. It's cheaper. Probably more fat and gristle per pound too, but cheap's cheap.
>>35315718
Good luck on operation Bigga Nigga, anon.
LMAO HES ASKING AOBUT CUM
KDDFG
CUM IS WHAT COMES OUT A MANS PENIS
pfhfahfahahah
THATS GAY
CUIM
CUM!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>35315758
>tl;dr
anon likes cum
/thread my own fucking thread
