No humor thread?
Time to dump what I have...sit back, get a protein shake and get ready for keks.
Also, feel free to contribute.
>>35272256
if i wanted 1 rep maxes id say something humerus
>>35272279
gtfo...you faggots are not funny anymore.
>>35272289
if i wanted your faggots i'd gtfo to something funny anymore
>>35272265
brutal
>>35272299
I aint even mad, faget
Obligatory.
For fans of Doom
>>35273025
Wait, is this possible?
>>35273213
thats actual not funny, it's the sad truth about /fit/
>>35273012
Bryant's life is a pretty big joke
The story of Bryant
>>35272256
Gooseman
/r/ing the pic of the naked two metre tall russian guy on SS+GOMAD with the text "caught u mirin'" written on his crotch.
>>35275995
>>35276041
>>35277304
this isn't /fit/ you fucking faggot
>>35276041
How the fuck do people like this actually exist
>>35272522
This is a rip of a /v/ meme.
>>35272352
Kek
>>35272310
i would love to have that grandma. not sure if my dad would though..
top kek tier thread
>>35278388
LOL damn was not expecting that.
>>35278388
b-baka
;_;
>>35272352
Holy fuck that escalated fast
>>35272953
my favorite one
>>35273372
>>35273400
semi-interesting story, way too much random detail about shit I don't care about
like dude nobody cares that when you get up you check for texts from your girl and then check FT
>>35272256
scorpions and condoms, two things I don't fuck with
>>35272392
Absolutely pissing myself...
For some reason I screenshot this instead of downloading. Fuck.
Please post kid breaking spine while squatting in sandles
>>35272451
why doesn't anyone remember that hitler's tanks froze solid in the russian winter?
say hello to frostbite, say goodbye to squats
>>35272265
You know I always wonder if I'll spot my brother shitposting on the chan. He'd probably frequent /r9k/ though.
>>35278388
http://imgur.com/a/wu3H5/
>>35281930
Is that it?
>>35282394
There's a little more on sadpanda I think.
Author stopped writing it because he's from Korea and got arrested for being gay or something.
>>35272811
my sides man....
>>35273141
>squat team
>>35273013
haha glad I had my magnifying glass near
>year 3 of dirty bulk
>getting thick
>getting hard
>getting fucking swollen
>getting utterly disgusting
>scales so beta it broke when I used it this morning
>hit the home gym
>SS
>Big 3 all in the triple digits
>time to go get some puss while the test is pumping
>mom drops me at the mall
>look down
>black duster-check
>button up goku flame shirt-check
>cargo jean shorts-check
>fresh white new balances-fucking check
>it's time to get nasty
>rip open the double doors to Sears and make my dramatic entrance
>4/10 chubby milf looks up
>wink at her
>"mirin my 'thetics baby girl?"
>she starts moving away quickly playing hard to get
>follow her through the women's clothing section
>i tell her to slow down because my bulky physique makes it hard to navigate an area designed for dyel whores
>she screams for me to leave her alone
>I tell her I'm just looking for sex and to stop being a frigid man hating bitch
>corner her by the children's underwear
>I'm breathing heavy, hoping this cardio hasn't put me in a catabolic state
>she's crying, begging me to leave her alone
>tell her to stop being a stupid bitch who assumes all men are rapists and to be my gf and come home with me
>she pulls something from her purse and points it at me
>my eyes are on fire and I can't breath
>fall to the ground
>feel repeated blows to my groin while she screams at me
>crazy whore finally gets done assaulting me and leaves
>remember I live in a gynocracy so I'd get insta-creeper status if the whore says I did anything untoward
>I lowcrawl out of the store and hide in the bushes until mom picks me up
>>35283058
>dirty bulk
>big 3 in all triple digits
>yeah buddy I can dl 392grams and my squat is almost 1000grams, but desu its at 912grams.
meANS FAT get the F outta heeeeeeeeeeeeere wher are we going help me save us send us a elepant plsease PELASE now com on down
>>35272764
this works t b h f a m
>>35272923
What the hell
>>35272325
This bitch is dead now. Kek.
>>35273141
my sides
>>35272310
I highly doubt this is real. That looks like a stock photo.
>>35273046
My life has been transformed.
>>35290167
kek
>>35272265
id still hit it. not even ashamed
>>35281243
You need a five years leg workout plan to stay warm.
>>35272731
Do not.
>>35282398
kek
>>35280316
Satisfying kek
>>35272491
akek
>>35272891
Thank you anon
I'm crying
>>35273226
It's the hilarious truth man. You fit in their shitty demographic by taking this place seriously. I mean, you aren't taking this place seriously... seriously?
>>35276041
>>/b/
>>35273055
eyelids don't have the built in capacity to adapt to increased stress. the rest of your body adapts as a survival mechanism
>>35272811
> rock hard results
>>35291450
kek
Anybody remembers the thread with this faggot ?
>10/10 godlike genetics
>>35275995
Lol this nigga lives close to me
>>35272932
>2015
>Not training your cat into a tiger
>>35291443
dad joke of the day
>>35291461
I love how "Ummm" is typed
>>35281930
I have no fucking idea why I remember reading this and why I also remember masturbating to this before.
>tfw only gay for 2D
>n-no homo
/fit/ is by far the funniest board on all of 4chan, and I've always thought so since I first started coming here in 2010. In honor of that, commencing dump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>>35272265
>jankety janksters need not holla
Every fucking time
i bet this dude is jacked as fuck by now
an old classic i don't see posted anymore
scoobz
a fav
>>35272352
Imagine if the chick woke up as he was smearing his shit all over her cheeks
>>35292568
that's some pretty fuckin potent beer
when you see his face...
>>35292561
this years came early.
>>35292591
asdfoasfa GO
Youre a big guy
>>35292605
If you mean the one you replied to, that came out years ago. If not, link plz.
>>35292619
For Plates
>>35292617
oh god that last panel
>>35272716
Kek
>>35292627
why has nobody replied to this holy shit i'm dying
>>35292862
because TLDR
>>35292881
just read it nigga
>>35292903
baka desu senpai no sense of humor
>>35292925
stop self-promoting
>>35291410
This was the funniest thing I've read in so fucking long
>sides have left gravitational pull of earth
>>35272731
can i save this?
>>35272352
fucking holy kek
>>35272451
where the FUCK do I get these
>>35293029
no you may not
>>35292627
this the best story ive read so far, my god my sides
>>35273087
Hearty keks were had.
>>35292529
this
my oblique muscles are much more defined after reading
>>35272509
I think I'm gonna start doing this.
>>35285307
holy shit, it's true, kek.
she died of kidney failure... no shit!
>>35279523
*quickly. Fast isn't an adverb.
I got what you were trying to say, but I like correcting grammar on a mongolian basket weaving chatroom because it makes me feel better about my tiny penis.
>>35293091
okay :(
>>35290488
I would have until I heard about her horrible pussy.
Also, checked.
>>35292539
Half Smile? Yeah its called contempt
>>35277337
That first one is, I remeber the thread. Don't know about the other ones though.
You need to stop being so mad bruvva
original content
>>35272811
kek/10
>>35292627
This shit is awesome, even if not true.
>>35294244
who is the qt at then end? Sauce please, anon.
>>35293314
>>35293314
Fast is an adverb you stupid fuck
It does sound clunky but that doesn't mean it's not an adverb.
>>35294290
Huh, apparently it is.
The more you now, grammar nazi. Why the fuck was he trying to correct grammar on 7chan anyway?
>>35281930
>dont you dare speaking back at me, you piece of homo cunt
>>35277337
You are a mad little faggot, aren't you? Getting angry over someone posting pics you can easily just ignore.
Get a life boyo, jesus.
>>35293029
I'm the guy who posted it..ofcourse you can.
alright let's do this sempaitachis
Fuck, this was a good thread.
>>35294826
>didn't include the get
>>35294781
I'll give this go.
>>35294781
Roll.
>>35294826
this one makes me chuckle literally every time i see it
>>35294781
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllling
>>35294953
pretty useless weapon
>>35295002
Yeah I don't fancy my chances.
>>35293292
Praise moot!
>>35272392
beein kekking for the past 5 min thx, wish you the sickest gainz bro
>>35292498
How does Stallone look the best out of this group? He just looks better in clothes, gotta be the angle. Plus Arnold looks gay as hell and Franco is like fuck-staring. They probably did triple team this chick but Stallone was the only one that didn't squish the bitch and Franco spent 45min rubbing one out in the corner with those fucking laser sex eyes.
>>35272289
laughed hard
>>35292652
Sides out of this world
>>35294781
roll
>>35273213
>>35273226
>>35291190
I'm still not sure what routine I should be doing. All the information on the internet about it seems to be contradictory.
I want size and shape, not too bothered about strength. Doing a strength routine anyway because I figure if I eat a shit tonne (auschwitz mode) and lift heavy I can't go wrong.
But maybe I'm being trolled.
>>35294781
ayyy
>>35295184
My best advice would be to start with the strength routine and see what your body is looking like after about 6 months and go from there.
As you're looking for body not strength it'll be easier as you'll just have to add accessories to whatever you feel is lagging.
Really it's not as hard as everyone thinks but because everyone does what works for them stuff like SS and SL is just to get newbies a good jumping in point and knowing the movements etc.
Also linear progression gives them motivation and has a clear end point (when linear gains stop).
>>35294781
Fugggggggg yesssss
>>35294781
roll
>>35294781
Roll
>>35295237
>>35295250
>>35295259
You niggas fucked
>>35293349
lol no
It's called a sneer
>>35294781
Memes
>>35294781
roll
>>35294781
rollin around at the speed of squatting
>>35292627
this was good
>>35292619
UUUU
>>35295290
ITS A SMIRK FUCKO
>>35294781
rolling desu
Have some OC from yesterday. Did this shitty little drawing in my gym yesterday. No one understood the reference.
>>35295585
not a bad pic, but refrain from posting anything near a meme in public. Not everyone is your friend
>>35273087
Fuck bursted my sides during lecture
>>35290968
As a cyclist, TOPKEK
>>35281679
I found my bro once, he mentioned in a thread that he was going to a holiday in marbella, screen capped and sent to him and apparently I was right. The Lil nigga
>>35285307
>>35293292
>tfw you can't afford to cremate someone because they're so fat
>>35291739
I live in Buffalo now but am from Fairport. Where you at bro?
>>35294781
Rolly
>>35294781
rollin'
>>35295989
just had a good chuckle about that one myself, mate.
>>35272811
ayyyyyy
>>35294781
Rolie Polie
>>35296005
quite humorous, might I add
>>35295851
>can't afford to cremate someone
btw, what happens if you just dont have the money? it is not like you cant just have some corpse being there until someone burns it.
>>35294781
rolling
>>35296130
COME AT ME DOGE
>>35294781
Fuck it yolo
>>35294781
chocolate starfish~
>>35294781
Fuck it, let's do this.
>>35294781
I'm gonna be fit
>>35294781
roll
>>35291461
My favorite /fit/ screencap of all time, by a comfortable margin.
>>35292478
Thought this gonna be cringe, but that kid is alpha as fuck.
>>35272923
Is this the plot to a Pink Floyd song er something?
>>35295851
>I love it when a plan comes together
>>35294781
lego
>>35296103
They keep your family member's ashes until you pay. I had a family member cremated 2 years ago. (I paid, but remember keking over the fine print in the document)
>>35294781
Check em
>>35294781
roll
>>35295585
Damn son that are some awesome skittles you got there
>>35294781
y not
>>35272256
>implying non faggots can get AIDS
>>35272932
What are the effects? Anyone got more info on it?
>>35294781
rallin
>>35294826
I loved that thread
>>35294781
roll
>>35294781
roll
>>35294781
rolling roll roll
>>35296103
I think most places have programs where the govt paid for cheap caskets/burial or something. Like when homeless people die.
>>35294781
Time to roll.
![Ken+m+gives+fitness+advice_cb730a_5772797[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8Q1LiDD.jpg "Ken+m+gives+fitness+advice cb730a 5772797[1]")
WHY DO I EVEN LIFT>!>!>
>>35294781
rolling for brodin
>>35297193
>>35297176
holy shit my sides
>>35294781
rolling
>>35294781
rollin
>>35292508
This is definitly one of my favorites
>>35294781
rolling for nic cage
>>35294781
LETS FUCKING GO FAGGOT
>>35292628
how can i into ballsack mode?
>>35290968
this scared the shit out of me the first time it happened, then the blood came back and it was super sensitive and holy shit i couldnt resist
>>35272380
Man I'm a fucking autist and I was still able to ask a girl out.
What the fuck is wrong with people
>>35294781
Rolling
>>35294781
I'm ready
>>35294781
be kind pls
>>35294781
yellah
>>35272509
Holy shit. Tears.
>>35294781
pls let me live
>>35272380
that was fucking brutal
dam
>>35294781
I'm fucked.
>>35294781
Rawl
>>35294781
I can do this shit.
>>35301126
Horns black guy, and a nerf gun
Fuuuuuck.
>>35294781
Huooooo
>>35294781
Rolan
>>35301293
Pit bull vs shotgun. dog is dead
>>35294781
Roll
>>35294781
roll
>>35294781
lessee
>>35272781
Made me cry laughing
>>35294781
rawllins
>>35294781
Roollll ahhshdhs
>>35272380
Ouch. Ice cold. Wish I could be like Chris and give zero fucks about women think. She probably wanted him even more after that.
>>35294781
rollll
>>35291461
I always wonder how someone this retarded functions whilst living alone.
>>35294781
roll
>>35294781
Rolllyy
>>35303409
Kek. Me with a shotgun vs Brock Lesnar.
I think I'll be okay.
>>35294781
pls
>>35294781
les go
not fit related but oc from years back
>>35278388
I'm tearing up a little tbqh
>>35275995
Man, you are ruthless. But I like it.
>>35294781
roll
>>35303555
Trips of death - optimus prime vs lube
>>35294781
rolling
>>35274167
I can't be the only person here who thinks this is actually genius, right? If you couldn't afford actual plates, just fill up some cartons to the brim with water and weigh them and use them adequately.
>>35303776
You'd be better off filling them with something that weighs more per cm^2. Water is only 1kg per litre.
>>35294781
roll
>>35303918
so I should use my poop jugs?
>>35292627
I don't like this guy's writing style but that story is so good.
>>35292455
It's because kids don't lift.
Does anyone have that comic where the little guy takes the stack /fit/ prescribes him and he goes "mom take me to the hospital i'm dying" and then the final box says "RIP"
I've been looking for it forever and can't find it.
time for some oc
>Be me
>In new uni accom flat for ~4 months
>All of my flatmates cool except one girl
>Never shuts the fuck up
>Topic gets onto fitness
>"Oh yeah my friend told me that honey is good for you but only on toast"
>What?
>"Yeah if you put it in tea the heat denatures the proteins"
>Oh my god
>Hands start to sweat uncontrollably
>She's studying medicine
>Medicine
>Medicine
>Medicine
>>35294781
Give it to me f.a.m.
>>35294781
>inb4 it could go either way
>>35305555
checked
>>35303177
nice get
![_1427306406[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wJ9kne2.jpg "1427306406[1]")
