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Cheating fraud general

Old bread
>>35214116

>just so all you big guys know 4 year anniversary of baneposting inc
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>>35219661
steroids are for manlet faggots
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Being natty is for straight lanklets
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in for new years blast
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>>35219620
what do you think about methyltren vs tren suspension? tren suspension is way cheaper. i was thinking about doing 400 test 800 tren e for the next 4 months until my pl meet.

methyltren is bomb as far as body comp goes but i wouldn't take it for four months so i was thinking about taking it pwo but tren suspension is still safer for my liver.
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>>35219688

M-Tren is a lot better
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>>35219701
do you know where to cop it other than alphausa? not tryna drop 200 on overpriced oils.

fatbastard@safemail
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How often do you guys jack off when on cycle?
I go from once every1-3 day to doing it 5 times a day
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>>35219701
I would think getting accurately dosed mtren would be a pain in the ass compared to tren susp, and god knows you don't want badly dosed liver-rape.
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What's your guy's opinion on sarms...like will they actually make noticeable differences strength wise
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>>35219745
Tren
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>>35219738
You're really a faggot, jesus.
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>>35219741
im looking at test u to cruise for a trip i have coming up. how much of its half life is due to having a huge oil bolus? trying to do 5ml of oil in each glute before a trip sounds awful.
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>>35219759
I guess you do it like 2-3 times?
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Just found this guy on instagram

https://www.instagram.com/ifbb_paulo_the_freak_almeida/

Holy fuck this guy is huge and still his muscles have good balance and he has a slim waist.
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>>35219733
>>35219741

Alpha Pharma Tren Tabs, 50 x 1mg for $50-60 from various places
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>>35219788
I like how everyone shits on richy and then go and praise generic fake natty #289
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I have a total of 5000mg test. Would I see better results if I pinned 250mg twice per week for 10 weeks, or every 5 days, which would come out to like, 14 weeks?
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>>35219769
You cruise on it year round m8, just pin every 2-4 weeks.
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>>35219757
That doesn't answer the question
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>>35219757

You get the buttcoins today m8?
>>35219808

E5D for 14 weeks
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>>35219817
i wont be able to pin for 6ish weeks. not tryna come off.
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>>35219661
Anyone else struggling drug addict in here?
I cheated after 2 years sober by smoking a joint and drinking some beer. Ugggg
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>>35219837
How far off is your trip? You could maybe do 2 smaller pins instead of one giant pin.
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>>35219788
this dude is fucking huge. 300lbs Wtf
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>>35219883
its not soon. im researching right now. im a bit concerned about the daily level after about 6 weeks after to 1.5g injection ill only have 13mg of test per day.
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>chat with 17 year old
>tell her ima pick her up and fuck her
>she agrees
>pick her up, bring her home
>she takes off her jacket
>a big fat stomach unfolds
>tell her we'll just watch a movie
>movie ends, she grabs my dick and tells me to fuck her
>tell her ¨no¨
>she's confused
>tell her straight up she's too fat
>she's butthurt
>tell her i'll drive her home
>very awkward 20 min drive
>as she leaves my car she says ¨i'd rather be fat than your little whore¨ and slams my door
>i laugh
lmao who else here fatty deniers?
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>>35219783
>fuck random tinder and club sluts 3 or more times a week
>jack it 2 or 3 times a week
Solo style doesn't feel nearly as good so I don't really enjoy doing it
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>>35219911
why not just get a blowjob or something like that at least?
Also how you had no idea she was fat? you got tricked by pics?
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>>35219904
The only reliable way IMO is to mail it to your destination.
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>>35219904
Test U is your best bet for long trips m8, it's either that or PCT now.
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>>35219847
nice bait dude
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>>35219945
how do you even get a fucking boner when she's disgusting? i'd rather masturbate than have some pig blow me

>you got tricked by pics?
yessir, i couldn't tell they were the same person, not like she was a whale or anything, but i like em either skinny as a twig or lots of muscle
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>>35219970
post pic of her
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>>35220091
This, please do it man.
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>>35219661
whose is the girl in the op pic
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>>35219970
>how do you even get a fucking boner when she's disgusting?
i wonder how your dad managed
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>>35220113
Go back 3 or 4 threads talked about it in the one she was in the OP for
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>>35220113
>>35220135

Here>>35189219
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>>35220113
Mia Khalifa, she blows niggers for money
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>>35220091
>>35220100
Here's one
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>>35220091
>>35220100
Another
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>>35220152
>>35220150
that's definitely not mia khalifa dudes
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>>35219661
What's life like on a 250 mg per week cruise?
I've done two 500mg per week cycles
What kinda pct do you need?
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>>35220265
>>35220277

Oh my god I would've smashed so hard
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>>35220277
>>35220265
she seems pretty spoiled/rich, bet he was mad as fuck and created a 30 pages facebook post about you.
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>>35220310
>fatty enabler detected
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>>35220318
He's a feeder
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How long does Tren A usually take to kick in? I've got the insomnia 4 days in but haven't really noticed any other side effects. My strength is up but I just came out of a substantial calorie deficit so I mostly attribute it to that. Is it really 2-4 weeks like people say? With a half life of only about a day wouldn't it kick in sooner?
750mg test e3d and 75mg tren A ED
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>>35220265
>>35220277
any full body pics where we can see why you denied her? Right now I just think you have some extreme body dismorphia that you're projecting on this girl.
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>>35220265
>>35220277
i would have rekt her cunt
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>>35220318

I don't mind thicker girls. As long as there's no rolls anywhere we're good.


>>35220332

10-11 days for full effect
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>>35220336
no, tha'ts all i got, but what you see in those pictures is not what got in my car, jesus christ man

all her fat was on her stomach, like you could grab a chunk and have it in your hand, it put me so off, stomach was kind of pic related, just more gross
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>>35220411

Yep, still would've rekt.
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>>35220411
i would have fucked her so hard with my semi erect cock because my estro is out of whack
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>>35220277
>>35220265
she agreed to have sex like nothing? the fuck is wrong with kids these days?
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>>35220454
all girls are whores man
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>>35220473
>tfw I've meet a 19 years old that was still a virgin
what a crazy world we live in.
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>>35220414
>>35220435
gross
>>35220483
shit man, cherish that girl, marry her
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>>35219825
Fucking things haven't come in yet.

Email me your wallet addy I'll get them to you as soon as I get em
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>>35220483
Where in the world do you live
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>>35220332

depends on how hard you frontload it
people like to repeat the same crap over and over without any evidence

show me some conclusive evidence that suggests you need to wait 4+ weeks when frontloading rapidly to peak levels
protip: you can't

use steroidplot to figure out how much to frontload to reach your peak levels within the first week, and you will have full effect by the end of the first week
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>>35220483
I met a 17 year old virgin

17 is the farthest she's gonna get kek
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>>35220298
Pls respond
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>>35219701
hey man can you give a comparison of the pros/cons of m-tren versus sdrol based on your experiences with the two?
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>>35220588
You won't need pct on a cruise.
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>>35220613
A cruise is post blast therapy. No need for PCT if you have PBT going on
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anyone here been an opiate addict and then juiced after???? does getting on test make my feelings of worthlessness and pangs of lonlieness affect me less?? I get a week clean and the mental torture drives me back to use, never make any fucking gains cause im always recovering from using. ive been training consistently for a week and I cant stop thinking of copping drugs its horrible.
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>>35220787
I was never an addict, but did 50mg morphine for a month. Being on test did very little, I still felt anxious and restless for 10 days. Then it stopped though.
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>>35220787
yea this guy. Im not doing too well went out and bought some beer tonight. But havent used opiates in over 2 years was a methadone addict for 5 years. You need to quit using opiates b4 you do anything bro. No bullshit after getting clean I lost 140 lbs and am on my first official bulking cycle. I feel super alpha all the time its weird
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>>35220820

well I more meant will AAS help me not feel the god damn feels that drive me back to using

I haven't been a everyday user addict for months, I just shoot dope once a week or so, and it is really fucking me up still. i am just fucking depressed as fuck, think about suicide all the time, cant get over a girl from years ago. just almost unbearable feelings and i was hoping that testosterone would make me less of a bitch.
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>>35220855
i know man

heroin is the emotional connection i never had

i honestly hope i die in my sleep all the time. i want a shot so fucking bad right now
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>>35220876
Ill b straight up with you. if you have a connection with your rents ask them to send you to rehab. or get yourself to rehab. It was the best decision I have ever made.

Take it for what you will seeing as how I shoot steroids and am drinking beer for first time in 2 years. But I have never had this much success in my entire life as I have in the past two years sober
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>>35220508
> use steroidplot to figure out how much to frontload to reach your peak levels within the first week
> that suggests you need to wait 4+ weeks when frontloading rapidly to peak levels
> Tren Ace

m8.
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>>35220980
I dont understand what is the point of doing this. Its nice knowing the plot of my cycle but Does that mean that I am more anabolic on the days where it spikes or?
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>>35220923
Do steroids affect mood?
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>>35221004
Yes.
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>>35221011
Would they help depression?
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>>35221023
I wouldn't recommend it.
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>>35221004
Lately I have been ahving mood swings. still need to work Ai out. But realistically I have been feeling alpha as fuck and have been asking girls out alot recently. I have seen a serious change in my behavior but not necessarily a negative
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>>35219847
Yeah I feel like I'm relapsing on kratom.
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>>35220858
The thing that helps you not feel the feels that make you go back to using are going to meetings, having a sponsor, and working the steps.

This worked for me.

I discovered TRT and steroids after being sober for a while.

They don't fucking cure you of addiction.
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>>35221077
IDK what that is. wiki says its coffee. thats addorable if so

>>35221106
Do you still have a sponsor have you told your sponsor? I used to go to NA meetings and just relapsed and I need to go pick up a chip. B ut I thought the gym would work for my cravings like it has but I worked heavy intense legs tonight and still went out and bought beer.
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>>35221142
Told my sponsor that I do steroids? yeah

Dude addiction is a spiritual sickness. Doing an inventory, telling someone how fucked up you are, doing service, and making amends is how you get better.

Going to the gym is a nice adjunct but it's not going to cure your addiction dude.

Go pick up a chip. I may be doing the same thing here shortly.

Get a service position.

"Anything you put before your recovery, you will lose." This include gains. SRS.
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>>35221184
WTF bro. Where did you come from?
Yea I will pick up a white chip tomorrow. I need a new sponsor my old one was weird and annoying. How ridiculous is service? Plus did you go to rehab or did you just go to NA or AA
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>>35221184
BTW thanks. PLus what are you running
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>>35221202
I've been on these threads for a few months.

I did rehab and I do AA. I did NA early on but I find that there is better, more long-term recovery in AA. Plus there are more meetings to work into my schedule.

>>35221211
Right now TRT test, NPP, var, and peptides to recover from a bike accident. Not lifting much.

Really liking the var, this is my first time running legit var. Kills my appetite and gives me a taste for veggies. But I'm pretty sure it's hard on my liver.
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>>35221222
What tdo you mean by a bike accident motorcycle?I need to look into var never seen it really. Yea I did rehab for a month and did NA I was thinking about AA bcause I am not interested in pills as much more alchoholo now.

What type of service do you do and do you enjoy it
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>>35221067
This is basically me. Feel really good, confident, care free when socializing, which is new to me. Asking out a lot of girls. Get sad when nothing with said girls ever works out and the train continues
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>>35221231
I got in a bicycle accident on veteran's day. Hurt my elbow really bad. Still can't do any upper body anything.

I have two service positions. On Wednesday nights I bring cookies to a meeting. It's basically by job to make sure there's cookies. Sometimes there's a lot left over and I don't have to bring more.

On Sunday nights I'm the "leader" of a 12 & 12 study meeting. But I don't do the first big share, I'm like the MC.
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>>35221248
Oh and I don't know if I enjoy it per se. I feel good. I appreciate having the obligation and the accountability. If I didn't have those service positions, I probably would barely make it to a meeting a week.

So I "need" it. And people like the way I lead the meeting, which is nice. But it's about helping other people.

The cookie one kind of sucks. I tried bringing european or fancy cookies and no one liked them. So I go with the usual Keebler crap (whatever's on sale) and people gobble them up. but it was a good lesson, it's not about what I like or think people should like, it's about what cookies people want and will make them enjoy the meeting a little bit more.
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Can anyone share their experiences with TRT with me?

Background on why I'm interested: I'm 25 and a firefighter. I work in a really busy city and there is not a single night where we aren't up at least 2 times for calls. When I came on the job I was 210 at 10% bf. Now I'm 235 and a lot fatter. I've noticed some symptoms also, I lost an erection with my gf the other night, I'm irritable pretty often, I'm tired all the time but that's probably due to the lack of sleep. I want to look into TRT but I'm reading at my age it is going to be an uphill battle. Any advice?
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>>35221268
I'm on TRT. Started when I was about 35.

Get tested. That way you'll know for sure if it's low test or what.

Try getting better sleep, dieting, etc. Once you go on TRT you start losing fertility, too. So for you they will try to start you on HCG only. Some more advanced endos will put you on Clomid.

Honestly if you want to have kids, it's going to be a huge PITA cos you'll be taking a minimum of two substances, and a lot of endos don't like having you on test PLUS a fertility treatment.
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>>35221268
remember, lack of sleep = less test.
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>>35221248
thats awesome man. I really appreciate you taking your time explaining that too me. I will go and pick up a white chip tomororw.
Sorry about your accident bro,
I have been struggling with addiction for so long, I am so scared of letting my family down and dont want to talk to a sponsor because I know I will let them down.
But I have succeeeded beyond belief in last two years while being sober
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>>35221222
>I'm pretty sure it's hard on my liver
>var

Either you have a sick/weak liver or it's not var, the stuff is very light on the liver.
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>>35221284
why is that? Lack of sleep =Lack of Growth hormone. not necessarily test IMO
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>>35221268
Ask around, sometimes cops and such have doctor hookups for easy TRT.
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>>35221296
Don't be afraid. People relapse all the time. Think about this--what if someone you knew in the program relapsed? Would you judge them?
>>35221297
I do have a weak liver and I'm taking a lot. Going to reduce the dose.
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>>35221222
breh smack head here again

I wrecked my MTB bad a couple years back and broke my collarbone and the fuckers refused to plate it and its been hell trying to work out my muscle imbalances and major tightness and posture issues since. im in constant pain.
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are BCAA's worth the money? i'm going to be upping my training volume greatly soon so i'm gonna restart creatine and beta alanine
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>>35221316
IDk of course I would not judge them but I would step away from them,. I have been succeeding everywhere in life and to fail is something I have not grown familiar with.
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>>35221341
when Im sober for extended lengths of time my life is definitely better. I sleep better, am in a better mood, my appearance Is healthier. but I fucking crave the sweet embrace of numbness. I love shooting dope and just melting into my bed and hearing my long lost love whisper in my ear. that's exactly what its fucking like. im trying to keep it to a every 2 week or every month from now on, but fuck... its amazing.
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>>35221341
Step away from them? Why not help them?

Relapse is a part of recovery. I relapsed many times. If people stepped away from me every time I told them I took extra pain pills or huffed some nitrous out of the whipped cream in my mom's fridge I don't know where I'd be. probably in a world of misery. Or dead cos I'd have killed myself. Gosh I can't bear to think about it.
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>>35221023
TRT helped my depression more than antidepressants ever did.
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>>35221280
You're right I do need to get my levels checked. That's also what I'm reading though that I won't be put on testosterone most likely. As for the kids yeah I am interested in having them eventually. But it wouldn't be til I'm well into my 30s.
>>35221304
This is probably a good idea. I know there are dudes on the job juicing but I am hesitant to talk about it because it's obviously taboo and I don't want to blow up their spot at the firehouse with other guys around.
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>>35220288
Who is it then?
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>>35221358
Yea I wake up everyday wishing I did not have to leave my bed and could just lay there and get high all day
>>35221371
Its tough man, glad your not dead and I need to step back into the family
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Wtf this isn't Fred genital

Drugs and bodybuild don't mix fellas
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>>35221706
dat is an ass I would eat like groceries
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>>35221706
>mfw I rip off your blast and make mad gains
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What is the shelf life of vials of test e? I want to order my first cycle now before my po box needs to be renewed but i need to wait till february to pin
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Had a lol worthy moment today

Some bogan wanted to fight me because he talked shit on a facebook page and I made fun of his shitty car and how bogan he is.
Starts talking shit to a friend about how he's gonna bash me.
Doesn't know the guy is friends with me.
My friend says he should go for it, but to let him know how he goes, considering he is a skeleton thanks to meth and I am "not exactly a small guy" in his words haha

Kid doesn't want to fight any more.
Fucking Bogans aye, always acting like their tough.
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>>35221901
A couple of years easily if stored well.
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>>35219745
Mk2866 maybe a little. LGD mehh if you're eating enough
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guys my skin got fugged up from accutane,
would any pep stack or mk677 be worthwhile to speed up skin healing?
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>>35220858
Use Ibogane cunt do real
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>>35221854
Bruh I'd never buy groceries ever again

>>35221856
Good. It's an awesome blast. I don't think I'm going to change it up for a while.
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>>35222198
because you'd be busy eating dat ass?
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How much b6 to avoid tren gyno complications?
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My fuckin elbows hurt bad. I about had to stop my chest/tris workout completely today. This is from my tendons and ligaments not being able to keep up with my strength gains right? I don't think I've crashed my estro with 60mg dbol and 12.5mg asin ed.

Bench has gone from 315 to 350 in 6 weeks. Also I've been doing a 3 day split twice a week with one rest day (ABCABCX). Could this be a factor in my elbows hurting? None of my other joints feel this way even though I've made the same level of progress in my squat and overhead press.

Also today was my first workout without dbol; I could definitely feel that I wasn't getting as good of a pump without it. Felt really unfocused in the gym today even with Adderall preworkout. Felt this way yesterday morning too. Ended up doing one set of bench before deciding that I really didn't want to be there and then taking a rest day.

I still trained some cheerleading shit with some guys from a state university yesterday night so yesterday wasn't a waste. It was so much fun stunting with people who are good as opposed to the lazy sacks of shit on my team. Like fuck, I asked about 6 of my teammates if they wanted to go with me a week in advance, the whole thing only cost $1 to get in a real cheerleading gym for 2 hours and only 1 of them even bothered responding the day of. That really pissed me off.

But anyway, I'll see my whole team this weekend for practice so maybe I'll yell at some of them for ignoring me like that. I haven't decided yet

/blog
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>>35222320
Iifym

>>35222369
I still find it hilarious we have a cheerleader among us. But Samuel L Jackson was a cheerleader and said it got him tons of pussy so I guess it's pretty legit.

Are there specific exercises in your program to help lift womanlets overhead with 1 arm?
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>>35222369
>My fuckin elbows hurt bad. I about had to stop my chest/tris workout completely today
Sounds like you need more droogs

Same thing happens to me sometimes, I just take a day off and usually it's fine.
Could always try peptides or hgh
I've seriously considered it to help with the knees and ankles
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>>35222399
Nope. I like the rippetoe style of lifting specifically for strength, and doing your sport to improve at your sport. I sometimes 1 arm DB press for shits and giggles tho

>>35222407
My day off didn't do shit for the elbow pain kek. Oh well. Maybe I'll pick up some fish oil or some shit. Got legs/shoulders tomorrow then the next day I have to throw around girls who have never done college level cheerleading and I just know that's gonna rek my forearms.
>ibuprofen is love
>ibuprofen is life
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>>35222528
Cheerleading sounds like a great way to do cardio plus minor lifting, what with all the people throwing and all.

All I picture is the youtube videos of absolute babes on beaches in bikinis getting tossed around
Australian cheerleaders aren't particularly hot.... Or interesting to watch
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difference of running HCG throughout a cycle vs running it on the last half?
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>>35222528
How does a qt translate to a db in terms of weight? I mean when you have to take stabilization into consideration I imagine there's going to be a difference.
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>TB-500

For those of you that have used it, how long did it take to really get results with it?

What injury did you have that it helped with?

I've been on it for about a week so not expecting anything big just yet.
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seriously considering snagging vyvanse for the last bit of my cut for january and doing 3-4 weeks of 400mg dnp, 75mcg t3 split into every 8 hours, yoh + 1h fasted liss, and minimal (~1500ish, mostly like 100-150g protein) calories psmf style

forgot how well vyvanse works for energy and appetite suppression, god damn

let's see if I can fall asleep before it gets light out

>>35222528

mite b agonist/antagonist imbalance just fyi, something to be aware of if you don't consciously balance your bi and tri work

tris suddenly get retard strong and bis can't stabilize the joint, bam joint pain

over time you'll learn how to differentiate between legit overuse tendons can't keep up with gains tendonitis and imbalance shits
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>>35219911
>>35219911
You just created a feminist. Good job you fucking moron.

SHE'S 17. Just tell her you feel wrong about it. She would believe you. Most people would feel wrong about it. But then you're not most people, are you...big fella???
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morning faggots
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>>35222369
i know this feel.

my students always want to arm wrestle and it fuckin destroys my joints.
it usually takes a week to improve and 2+ weeks to stop being noticable

just cut out exercises that are hard on your joints and bear with it for the rest. I had to cut pull ups, arm isolations, and deload on my lifts but it was fine after 2 weeks.

good luck mate
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>>35222991
>being this much of a white knight
kek
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>>35223174
mornin

how are you?

>>35222614
>hcg

>>35222345
lots lol

just dont kill your cns plox
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>>35222839
Just do it, get shredded, we're all gonna die sometime anyway!
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>>35223212
ikr.

its weird that we get them here in /fraud/
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>>35223218
sup you kangaroo
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>>35223214
Yeah, not bad thanks, Yolo.

How about yourself, still feeling like death warmed up?
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>>35223235
nuthin much
Boring saturday night sitting at home watching youtube and play vidya cuz everyone is just staying inside their homes

Really tempted to get on the bike and blast around a bit, but I'll probably get pulled up by the cops

wbu dude?
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>>35223244
Im better, thanks.
actually managed to drag myself to the gym even.

>>35223254
>wbu dude?
still kinda sick-ish
just chillin' now
going to a club filled with ex-school kids tonight
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>>35223300
>going to a club filled with ex-school kids tonight
yesss getting some sloots?
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>>35223320
prolly not
Ima try tho

the girl I made out with at the festival is gona be there
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>>35223323
Get in there sooooon! haha
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>>35222771
anybody?
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>>35223408
wouldnt mind making out with her again lawl

>>35223409
>TB-500
what?
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>>35223417
Fucking her would be better tho
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>>35223423
it would.

it'll be near impossible to pull off tho

not totally impossible, but p damn hard
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>>35223428
Why would it be so hard to fuck her? kek hard
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>>35223443
cuz it was difficult af to even make out with her at the festival.

she shut me down the 1st night

tried again the second night and eventually made out

not even for that long sm.h
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>On second test cycle
>Ready for tren
>Forearm tendonitis and Knee injury outta nowhere
Will hgh fix my issues or can i just use tren and hgh after?
How to proceed?
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>>35223459
Oh so she's friggid as fuck?
Don't even bother then! Who the fuck wants to waste their night chasing a girl who just runs off anyway?

The number of times I see mates chase the same god damn girl all night even though I know they're gonna get nowhere
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>>35223474
if anything will help, its probs hgh
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>>35223479
yeah lol, gona try and hit her up, if no dice, then its on to the next fa.m
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>>35223485
Good lad,
Can't stand people who waste time on girls that are never gonna put out.

Fuck some bitches mang, what's the point of having muscles otherwise?
>>
met a Brazilian fine honey last night in club

she's a really small body famlet makes me feel like an absolute monster

dropped her off at her husband home but before she went inside she stayed in the car for like 15 minutes making out

i hope i get to smash her soon
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>>35223510
amen

its the club's birthday

ridiculous drink specials

and they let in < 18's

>>35223531
>Brazilian
>really small body famlet
b a s e d
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so after four years of working out and seeing pretty mediocre results I decided to get my test levels checked (I was toying with the idea of a test only cycle)

Anyway my levels are as follows

Testosterone 5.9 nmol/L which is about 170 ng/dL (low)
Free testosterone 4ng/dL (low)
Bioavailable testosterone 17 ng/dL (this is within normal range

Oestradiol <18.35 (normal range is 28 - 156)

Anyway I'll be seeing a doctor to discuss the results this week and I'm hoping for a prescription for Test. Anybody hav any experience getting doc to prescribe test? Any advice on how to inrease my estrogen?
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>>35223652
i really hate it when you cant smash right away and have to meet up with them

she was also horny i think

what a shame
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>>35223693
>Any advice on how to inrease my estrogen?
dbol should do it.

>>35223710
its a effort 99% of the time
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>>35223710
Please tell me that's not pic related

It's getting to the point where I legit think that fucking plastic pussy would be a more honorable thing to do than chasing the girls you chase
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>>35223722
>its a effort 99% of the time
what do you mean exactly?

baka i find the whole thing so tiring

just to get some raw no pulling out sex so much work

in dominican republic i just look at one woman, take her to my hotel and smash raw no pulling out

it was so amazing
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>>35223729
her facd is a bit questionable

but she is so small

it would make my penor look big on her body

she's really a famlet

i have to sit down on a bar stool to talk to her and she was wearing heels

if i stand i really have to bend at the knees not just bend over
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>>35223748
>a bit questionable
It's an indian man.
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>>35223757
no she's brazilian

also

my knees hurt now bending so much at the knes to talk to her
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>>35223748
Confirmed dicklet
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>>35223729
He's probably ugly as fuck
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>>35223741
>what do you mean exactly?
It takes lots of grinding and effort to actually get with a girl.

lots of needless bs you have to work through
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>>35223773
http://www.xvideos.com/video168364/nyomi_banks_fucks_white_dude_pt._2

just watched this and i was mad as fuck at how fucking big that cock is and how it was still a hot dog down a hallway

why live
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>>35223748
this guy always amuses me, he expresses with haikus
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>>35223868
It takes time to analyse your genetic code.

Animals have to fight each other first, so the femal can decide who's the strongest.

I don't know what you prefer.
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>>35223868
yes

there is very little chance i will still try to meet up with her

it's just not worth it if it's not fucking on first encounter

i got shit to do like sleeping, training, procuring and preparing food
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>>35223886
whats this guys name? he is a work of art

no homo
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>>35223870
How big is your cock? inch?
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>>35223895
helmut strebl

you think he needed dnp?
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>>35223897
8x6
>>
When I cut down for a competition, I do what is necessary to peak at 4% body-fat.

This means decreasing my carb intake and slightly increasing my fat consumption. I also do carb cycling for about a month prior to the event. Each of my cycles lasts four days. For the first three, I have between 150-200 grams of carbs, divided over six meals.

i knew carb cycling was suprior
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>>35223905
disappointing to see him on video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZhw07-D2Ig

coleman is still my true love
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>>35223905
wtf is his bf% at?
>>
this is still the most impressive bodybuilder of all time

ALL TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klunB8KpReE
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>>35223928
i guess 4%, because of that post >>35223922


"At 12 years old, I was a skinny weakling and an easy prey for bullies as I stood out in absolute contrast to a schoolmate who was a muscle machine. At first, I got into lifting weights only to protect myself."

kek

>>35223923
yeah, everyone looks smaller than usual in a video. Everything that makes you big on pictures is based of either lightning or perspective/angles
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>>35223937
genetic freak. i still think that victor richards would beat him.

he's 18 year old over here and bigger than we will ever be in life

>MUHH TREN
>MUHH HGH
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>>35223960
>genetic freak. i still think that victor richards would beat him.
no chance at all
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>>35222771
If it's not bunk shit from a research chem site the anti-inflammatory effects are immediate
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watching these ronnie coleman videos makes me wanna fill up a syringe right now and get huge
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>>35223987
kek'd btw because of this comment.

I don't think kali will confront him. But he did say he was tracking someones ip the other day. kek
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>>35224040
of course he wont

one of those things that just dont work out in real life
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>>35224045
Yeah, i know, but i was expecting a video at least.

Mike O'Hearn has the best gentics, btw, i was wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7ykTFFC4vo
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>>35224040
That dude Lex wanted to spar veggie boy but the faggot conveniently ignored him. It's sad to see these youtubers getting fucked around by some mulatto autist. So many fuckers trying to jump on the vegan meme now. kek
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>>35224064
mike o hear is bald and wears a wig

genetic garbage
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>>35223652
>and they let in < 18's
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>>35224138
are you genetic garbage?
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>>35224064
yea it is crazy what you can achieve naturally if you just put in hard work
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>>35224082
That's his way to get attention aka views aka subscribes.

>So many fuckers trying to jump on the vegan meme now.
Because they want to get in that same spotlight. It's all about the money.

I respect people who don't eat meat, because they don't want to support the suffering of those animals. But when i read some of those vegan circle jerk comments, i always cringe.

>>35224138
>wears a wig
lmao
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>>35224231
hard work, dedication and genetics bruh

rich piana said he's not cheating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUV89Ol8kj4
>>
>rest day
>train with high intensity 4-5 days a week

I want to fucking lift brehs, but it'll just be counterproductive.

fuck.
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>>35224222
yes

>>35224242
it's a fact, google "mike o hearn hair piece"

i dare you
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DJ had a fucked alien midsection but he truly is the undefeated tank top mister olympia
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Got asked if I've ever participated in a "Mr" event at the beach today.

By some old dude.

Feel like some sort of Mastest getting mired by old gaybois.
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>>35224433
you gotta tell those homos to back off right away

do not make it seem it's acceptable to schmoe on you

example

>old homo: hey man, do you compete, you have nice muscles
>you: what did you just say, you degenerate homosexual? !! talk to me again and i will hammer you right in the nuts
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>>35224449
I-I said thanks, have a good day

Will bring out the hammer next time.
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>>35224411
he looks like micheal jackson with a horse hair wig

>>35224433
lmao, you fuckd breh. I'am still getting harassed by some old dirty bearded guy at my gym.

If they got the taste of your muscle they want more and more.

fcking fruitcakes.
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>>35224483
it's weird because mike would probably pull off bald head very well with that beautiful face no homoo
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>>35224490
>beautiful face
are you serious breh.

he looks like a plastic doll with all the botox etc
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>>35224527
he's a handsome dude breh

no homo but it's the truth
>>
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=577372.0

one of the many threads discussing mik o hearn hair piece
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>>35224569
lmao, I googled it and got a thread on his coke use
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>>35224575
lol

but srsly

there's a good chance he'd look ok without his wig because jaw and forehead shapes
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>>35224556
Why don't you try a wig? They don't look that bad imo
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>>35224595
there is really something wrong with you if you think wigs are acceptable for a man
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>>35224269
really? why would it be counter productive?
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>>35224602
wigs are never accepted, not even extensions for women
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>>35224602
not that bad breh
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my first boss wore a wig according to my coworkers

i didnt have the eye for it back then because i was not aware of hairloss and never thought about men's hair

pic related, it's him
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>>35224652
it looks very wiggy to me. but it could just be use of hair straightners
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Serious question here
Why would someone roid before lifting for at least a few years natty?
Is there any legit reason to roid from the start?
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>>35224675
im pretty sure muscle gain would be much faster with some testosterone and tren blasting. if the muscles were undeveloped to start with it probably makes it more effective lol.
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>>35224662
absolutely a wig

no doubt about it
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>>35224686
What about tiring the receptors?
I mean wouldn't it be best to utilize noob gains first and get some of that natty T action and THEN hop on some juice?
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>>35224675
Because its faster? People roid after a month for the same reason they roid after 4 years.

Do you really think steroids are for people who trained for 10 years and want to pass their "natty limit"?
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>>35224707
yeah but if you just don't give a fuck.
Also it's obv more risky, I imagine you'd get stretchmarks etc.
Pretty short term goals desu, who doesn't have a few years?
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>>35224652
kekkk obvious. I'am glad i will probably never go bald

>>35224675
because they're lazy pieces of shit.
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>>35224707
I think receptors are replaced fairly rapidly.
This is more about how loading your blood with 3 grams a week will use up receptors faster than they're replaced, not about how long you blast for.
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>>35224715
Of course you will speed up the progress, but most ppl get even lazier when they're on steroids, because they know the gear will do the job.

The fact that i'am cycling steroids makes me even work harder on and off steroids, because when i'am off i need to maintain as much as possible and when i'am on gear i know it's my only chance in a while to speed up the progress.
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>>35224723
>I'am glad i will probably never go bald

it's like winning the lottory really

i just wish i had that luck

shaking my cabeza
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>>35224797
It fits you better than it would fit me imo.

i trimmed my hair once and everyone was lmao.
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>>35224652
Is his name paul?
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those brazilian bitches in club yesterday

they said i met them before and that i am czech

what

i just played along smcabeza
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>>35224864
yes do you know him back searched that image somehow

i think he's rich because he has his own funeral business

like a boss
>>
Do you guys think I can cruise on 250 mg test 300 mg eq and 200 mg deca every week and my blood levels will recover?
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>>35224900
Most probably, obviously depends on what you eat and your cardio too, but drug wise, yes.

>>35224770
This makes no sense.
>>
i'm fighting with myself again to go to a prostitute right now or just fap

i feel like getting a russian or bulgarian whore not a nigress

but not even the money aspect bothers me, also that you need to use a condom usually and that i need to drive all the way over there just for a brief moment of pleasure
>>
>>35224869
Thats what you retards get assuming that brazilian women are whores
Kek
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>>35224707
receptors dont get tired
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>>35224917
Mostly chicken, rice, peanut butter, salmon, tuna, black beans, eggs, shit like that.

Only time I splurge is on Friday or some time on the weekday.

Been on 500 mg deca 500 test and 600 EQ

Still have like 2 or 3 bottles left of EQ And deca. It wouldn't make sense for me not to use them. If I waited for the EQ and deca to leave my system those two vials would be gone before it even really takes full effect.

Thanks brah. I've been taking anadrol with TUDCA too. First time doing an oral in like 8 months
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>>35224900
probably
but your dick will probably not be 100% operational
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>>35224941
Are you an aesthetic nordic overlord yet

>>35224864
NW pls. Still haven't answered my questions about how you look like or what your cycles are like :(
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>>35224770
It's not like you get honorary natty status for cycling. Plus you were an emotional wreck yesterday. You clearly have the dedication and are obsessed with getting big. Plus you have the genetics.

Why are you even fucking around? No need to get fancy. Just b&c test and get fuck huge nigga.
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>>35224973
yes
i am now officially 2swole2control
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>>35224878
Yeah, found his linkedin.
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>>35224983
Does that mean you've destroyed some aryan poon

Have you found an apartment?
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>>35222598
American cheerleaders aren't a lot hotter than the average semi-final shape girl either lol..

>>35222642
It really depends on how tight they can keep themselves. Some of the girls wobble so bad it's impossible to keep them up even though they weight 110 lbs

I pressed my partner for max reps the other day and I got 7 while she weighs I think 100-105lbs. I think my 7rm OHP is 150 so for a decent flier it's about a 50% increase

>pic related, me and my partner
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>>35224996
of course not

i live in a dorm now, sharing kitchen with 3 other losers
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>>35224960
I don't have problems down there.

Last night I went 3 rounds with my girl.

I could use a little decrease in labido. She can't keep up with it. Says her pussy gets too sore.
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>>35224973
Didn't think you expected an answer bby. I am forever anon.
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>>35225000
>3 other losers
Y u so negative :(

Aren't dorms full of grills
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>>35225003
Ofc I expected an answer >:(

And you are no longer Anon. I named you. It's over.
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>>35224997
Your uniform is tight af. Dat ass tho (nohomo)
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>>35225007
its not like the dorms you see in hollywood movies, its just like regular 1 bedroom apartments with a shared kitchen in a separate room
theres 1 grill in the kitchen and shes old and not that good looking desu
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>>35224985
the problem with funeral business is that it's ultimately depressing to spend your life being confronted with death knowing at the end it will be your turn

i wouldnt do it again even if you can make good money with it
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>>35225012
You're the only one who recognizes me lol
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>>35224917
I was assuming that most bnc from the start. Don't lie to me and don't deny that the cruising doens't make you lazy.

>>35224974
Who said i want a fucking honorary status on a smelly cock cockroache forum.

Yes i was an emotonal wreck, no deyning in that. You would probably also. Yes i have that obession. This is irrelevent

I don't want to be fancy, i just say how it is and what i'am analysing over here.

YOu don't wanna hear the truth, that's the whole problem. There is no easy way out
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>>35225040
You handled dead people?

Probably why he wears a wig. Life's too short breh
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>>35225039
>its not like the dorms you see in hollywood movies
Dorms in the UK are like that too.

Leave it to the swedes to break something nice.

>>35225041
They don't appreciate you the way I do bb
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>>35225058
>and don't deny that the cruising doens't make you lazy.
I like to see it as allowing you to live your life normally, and not having it revolve around bodybuilding 24/7

I love this sport/hobby, but I don't want it to be my whole life either.

I'm ready to make effort. I'm not ready to make UNNECESSARY effort. There's a big difference bro.
>>
>>35225062
>You handled dead people?
yes i did it on and off for a couple of years

it's reallly really low stress work but it can be quite messy
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