Has a grill ever mired you, /fit/?
I've had sex with 5 different grills, they had to have mire'd me... Right?
>>35106240
i, too, have had sex. i am also a sex haver.
TOP KEK MATE!
ive done sex before
>>35106204
Art 100 and a 6.5/10 grill is making very quite moans next me whenever I stretch. She keeps pretending to look past my head (nothing there) and keeps making these little pleasurable sounds.
History lecture and the grill next to me is staring at my crossed arms while pretending to mess with her shirt. This goes on all class.
Presentation in Psyc and I scan the room to notice 75% of the grills in the class are looking at me. I wasn't even speaking at the time.
This kind of attention happens to me on a daily basis as long as my skin is clear, so you tell me /fit/
I did the business with s4s-tan
This was my face when dumping my dankness 3:^)>
DEVILISH
>>35106266
same xD
gud thread op thanks for this :)
>>35106204
Yeah, but I only do boys.
had a chick mire my cologne of the day. neckbreaker style.
>>35106266
>>35106276
I've dabbled in the sex as well
not sure if this was a mire or just happened to look at the wrong time but I turned around to some blonde sloot looking at me and biting her lip.
Girls usually mire my penis when they first see it
>dat shocked yet excited face when they pull it out
>>35106328
sounds like you're a deluded faggot who's too full of himself
>>35106515
How big?
>>35106588
just a bit above average, around 6x5 soft
>>35106204
>tfw homo-fag
>tfw grills miran all the time
>tfw too deep in the closet to ask someone out
why...
>>35106609
....so how big hard?
>>35106641
2.5 length by 4 girth
>>35106641
only average hard, 8.5x6 on a good day
>be at gym last night
>hit back and bi's
>deadlifted 405 for 5, new pr
>pumpedasfuck
>feelinggood.jpg
>drove to walmart
>enjoying that post workout feel, listening to RHCP and feeling the winter southern wind on my arms
>walking towards the entrance and notice an old lady in a wheel chair struggling to put her items in the car
>run over, "Hey ma'am, do you need a hand?"
>she starts turning around, "Yes, that would be-"
>stops mid sentence
>must've been 15 seconds of her look at my huge developed penis physique
>helped her with her groceries, made small chit chat
>she said that she has a grand daughter that goes to my college
>pulls out a wallet picture of her
>qt3.14 red head
>she gives me her number and tells her to call her tomorrow
t-thanks fit. should I?
>>35106690
>average
>8.5
Th-that's not really the average, is it.
>tfw only 7 by 5
>>35106328
Are you this guy?
>>35106702
calls me tomorrow*
im on my phone.
>pic related
on my bulk, 6 months in. 204 rn.
>>35106716
idk bro maybe ur just not getting hard enough
make sure u measure bone pressed n u should be 8
>>35106735
[fithasnospoilers]that is my bone pressed length ;_;[/spoilers]
One girl she was a slut, I lost my virginity to her. Took all my pride and now I'm lifting
>>35106328
I'm extremely addicted to porn however, and this kind of female behavior towards me makes me very uncomfortable. This goes away completely when I don't fap for 2 weeks, but I keep relapsing. Hold me.
>>35106690
you stupid motherfucker stop humblebragging on /fit/ 8x6 isn't average
>not that crazy of a story banging this chick off tinder and things get going start to heat up mid thrust I pull up to my knees and she just says " wow anon your so fucking hot" while sliding her hands down dem 12% bf abs
>>35106328
> Presentation in class
> Girls were looking at me
Damn what a player
>>35106328
Post pics or you are delusional
I've gotten compliments on my butt (finally squatting so they'll finally be warranted), my eyes, and height since grade 10. Not sure if i get mired by randoms though or if they just stare because I'm 6'5".
>>35106204
I only get mired by fags
what am I doing wrong?
>>35106633
>tfw semi-closeted homofag
>no one at uni knows
>tfw befriend christfag 6/10 grill for uni notes
>tfw she's asking me out for coffee every week
>y-you too
>>35106717
I laughed loudly, thanks man
>Hooking up with drunk bar sloot
>Both naked in bed
>I am lying on bottom, she is straddling me
>She slowly looks me up and down from penis to face
>"Damn baby you're so fucking hot"
>mfw =]
>"y-you t-to"
>>35107126
I feel like I look pretty average
>>35107431
But I've been told I'm cute almost in a Bieber way. Never been called hot though...
>>35106240
idk, i usually have to ask them out multiple times
>>35107446
4, 5 at best
>>35107459
I do wear small amounts of cologne sometimes. Maybe it's the pheromones
>>35107459
Harsh
Yes and I am dyel as fuck
>>35107470
thank you
>>35107346
iktfb this faggot was leaving as I was walking to the steam room, and he just stops right at the door and exclaims wow as I'm walking in
five minutes later he goes into the steam room and sits next to me fucking faggot was mirin
>>35107431
>>35107446
I'm feeling a strong 6 to a light 7 on this one.
Yeah. It's kinda neat. Of course this was after I already slept with her so obviously she was interested anyway. Still nice that the work is appreciated.
Girls mire all the time. Let's just say that I am the luckiest person I know.
>>35107478
Nice twink mode, 10/10 jailbait.
>>35107603
Just the pose (I think).
Gained 5 fucking pounds since that pic!!
>>35106690
8.5 isn't even average in the most above-average countries in the world
The fuck is this
>>35107478
>>35107446
>>35107431
you look pretty young, grow some facial hair or else you'll be babby face forever.
>>35107708
>implying I can grow facial hair
My dad has almost identical genes and has always looked 10 years younger than he actually is. My baby face will pay off eventually.
>>35107737
>My baby face will pay off eventually.
okay, enjoy being carded at 25
>>35107757
>being carded
murica
>>35107757
At 25? My dad said he was carded until his early 30s
>>35107775
really? I wasn't being carded for alcohol when I was 18. every teller just assumed I was at least +25 because of the beard.
>>35107772
>land of the free...
don't remind me
Bank teller twirled her hair and bit her hair when looking at me today, women in shopping center parking lot mired me and eyefukd my body. Also my qt 18 yr old co worker approached me and we had a nice convo where she did the fake interest but overt flirting shit. Feels good bruh
>>35106690
Post pics for science no homo
>>35106204
Anything lean is hot to normie girls.
>>35107775
Only even get carded when I buy stupid shit. Want to get some wine or a bottle of whiskey? No problem.
Getting 4L of vodka for a house party? ID pls
>>35107757
by law (murikan law) anyone appearing under 27 has to be carded, though individual companies can make their own rules.
circlek it was 30 years, but for my manager it was 40.
no
Define 'mire'.
Every cute girl I banter with (so, not many) always works it into the conversation that they have a bf/fiance. Either every girl around me just so happens to be taken or I've got no game.
>>35106719
You'll cut nicely.
I had my ass groped by a girl once. She has a boyfriend now.
>>35108169
Not a penis, mods. Just some kind of baby mammal I found in my backyard.
>>35106266
i have but its been awhile 9 months p much
>>35106204
got asked out in front of a starbucks once with the chick saying her friend wanted to meet me. was so shy back then i just walked faster.
self confidence doesn't improve drastically for me so still got depressing thoughts sometimes. shame
>>35107446
Grow your hair imo. You are definitely at least average and get higher and higher with better fashion and hygiene. Don't worry, your mid 20s to early 40s probably going to be your prime.
>>35108169
you're just fat. i lost 100 pounds and went from 3.75 inch to 6 hard
>never had sex
>never been hugged
>never been told i was cute
>only time a girl talked to me was to order movie tickets
>mfw i'm 23
I'm considering suicide at this stage, give me some options.
Monday Morning
>in Work uniform, i look serious as fuck (6'3 215 near 2% bf "for you")
>at McDicks before brehkist menu is gonzo
>line is 6 deep im in the front and order McSuasage/coffee/hashbrown
>second cashier when she sees me just stands next to the girl taking my order, literally just staring hands at her side
>Mcmesmerized gets my order and messes it up, i tell her its to go then ask for ketchup
>she gives me one
>she goes back and gives another 1
>"thanks"
>no reply
>mfw
>>35108634
I meant 20% body fat not 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>35107446
>tfw I feel I'm a 6/10 at best and I've been called hot by uggos and like 6-7/10 chicks.
I'll take it. You look like about a 7/10, no homo. Definitely not ugly, average at worst.
>>35108602
Actually lift.
many times
Think it's in the face/height more than the aesthetics though. This chick from high school would literally stare lustily at me on the bus every day. was to beta to talk to her though
Who /virgin/ here? Post what you're doing to fix it.
Me:
>lifting
>talking to girls (this is extremely hard)
>staying on campus longer in hopes of running into more social situations
>>35108675
I have been for 8 months now. I feel like I'm working towards nothing at all.
>>35107528
Topkek
< I was compared to this sculpture.
Feels good man.
>>35108919
lol forgot the image.
>>35108795
>lifting
Same here, not even worried about how I look, just wanna hit my plateau before I start worrying about that shit.
>talking to girls
I've been working on making eye contact just in general, but especially with women. Been succeeding too, and I noticed I get a different reaction out of them now than before.
>>35108934
Nice job anon. What works for me is not treating hot girls as if they're any different from 5/10s (whom I can easily talk to). Basically just not putting pussy on a pedestal
>>35106429
>dior homme
My nigga. Dior Homme Intense is fucking cash as well.
>>35108953
>this entire post
Goddamn, that's my exact same strategy. I have two basic rules for hoes:
1. Doesn't matter how hot they are, they're a 5/10 and I only accept applications for 8/10's
2. The second they're an unwarranted bitch, or try to treat me like some kind of kek, they don't hear from me again.
>>35108975
We are on the same journey anon. I wish you the best
>>35109009
Go get em tiger. You're the motherfucking king, and any bitch you see is just a bitch. Use this as your theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R-kfnQPrus
>>35106429
If I have enough spare cash I'm willing to spend, I usually go for Armani Diamonds for Men
>>35106702
Read this as the old lady giving you her number at first.
>>35106240
>>35106266
>>35106276
>>35106389
>>35106440
I as well have had sex.. with women.. in their vaginas.. all the time.
>>35106702
definitely fuck the grandmother
gilf smashing is fuckin lit breh
>cuddling with crush on the sofa yesterday
>we're watching tv with her family
>she starts touching my tricep really slowly
Was she mirin?
>>35106266
As have I also had sex. Too as well.
I stuck my pinoos in her vageeno and did the hip-rock'n raise front leaning rest position move.
And then the semen.
She said thanks and out walked the door.
Dad was proud.
>>35109009
there is a third lurking about
>accidentally go weapons free in my ex girlfriends demilitarized zone
>spend two weeks hyperventilating
>she's 4 days late now
>bleeds out her vag and we both celebrate
>red river stops runnin, internet says that's a sign that an egg has embedded or some shit
>despite agreeing with me that this will ruin both our lives, she wants to keep it
>goodbye gainz
>goodbye finances
>goodbye future
>to top it off, we're not together and she lives an hour away, so I'll be helpless while she most likely raises our progeny to be a lazy sack of shit
I've been mired before, but I will never be mired again.
>bulking from skelly for months now
>people at work starting to take notice of me
>started out with "hey anon youre getting buff" and "what are you taking bro"
>was cool at first but now it happens all the time so im a little over it.
>today: qt girl i never speak to tells me "hey anon youre always eating such healthy stuff and alot of it xDD i eat healthy stuff too omg" (literally just oats, peanut butter, and chicken breast)
>give kind of "oh i do?" half response and continue walking cuz tired of being known as "that health/gym guy"
so do you bros consider this a downside to getting mired or do you embrace your power level?
>>35109376
Fix your old problems with your ex and live happily together and raise your child like a proper family.
Or live sad with no gains, depression and eventual suicide.
>>35109245
>crush
>watching tv with her family
>>35109376
>accidentally
And now you accidentally the rest of your life. Take heed anons, a nut is a nut, but the price you'll pay might be bittersweet.
>>35109376
Did you actually cum inside her?
>>35109376
Did you spill your seed inside of her?
>>35109496
>implying I meant family as in her kids and whatever else a kuck implication entails
>iimplying I didn't mean her family as in her siblings, cousins, parents, etc
Frogposters are stupid as always
>>35109542
>ops face when he gets hit with the child support papers and the kid isnt even his
>>35108795
join clubs, talk in tutorials.
get involved.
get known.
get laid.
>on a date with grill
>go salsa dancing
>she's squeezing my shoulder and arm like crazy
>go back to her place
>start making out
>"I-I'm sorry, anon, I just can't stop touching your torso"
>takes my shirt off
>"Oh my God, you're built like a Greek statue or something!"
>fuck her twice that night and once in the morning
Th-thanks /fit/
>>35108795
>tfw gave my virginity to a slut and became FWB for a while
>constantly go between regretting it deeply and wanting to fuck her more anyway
not wurf
>>35109549
redpill kek conspiracists are trash tier
they only want to talk about their fever dreams
>>35106716
Don't worry man I got a 18cm pecker with a 5cm diameter and the few girls I've fucked think it's the biggest they've ever seen. If you're above 13cm you should be fine.
>>35109376
As long as both of you are single that"s fine
>>35106204
If I wanted a mire I would've just asked your mom, OP
>>35108810
Progress pic?
>>35110106
absolute madman
>>35109407
Lmao senpai, my gym is right next to my work, walk past it everyday and became known as the 'gym guy'.
Brush it off, but got a 9/10 on my dick, despite her being a crazy retard
>>35106266
im having sex rite now
>>35109407
i hide it under baggy sweats and hoodies
>>35107446
Kek, CSU? Nice.
>>35107346
keep doing cardio and stay cute desu
>>35107619
Come back when you've gained 5 kg
>>35109407
>bulking from skelly for months now
How do you increase your appetite? Especially eating the same thing over and over?
>>35106204
No. But girls think I'm a nice guy and won't stop talking/texting with me. Because they like being friends with me.
Can't I just die in my sleep already?
>>35110355
Step your game up and be honest brah.
>>35107346
Nothing. Gay males have much lower standards, that's why they like poopers so much.
*kisses you*
>>35109376
I work for a manager who did this four times. You've only got one. Read some books on parenting and make it about bettering/reading-into yourself, as well as sustaining a family.
Honestly, I sometimes want to be a young dad (only twenty-one) but I'm aware it is a full commitment. You made the decision for yourself. Take pride in your little fucking mistake.
Also, most colleges provide free daycare as long as you're enrolled in class, and gyms have them as well.
I only DL like 360, but most girls are impressed by how easily I can pick them up and fling them around, and my core strength is bananas from years of boxing, so I fuck the shit out of them from all sorts of angles without tiring. We're talking about hours, until we're both pouring sweat, and their vaginas are swimming pools. But I've been having a lot of trouble with girls lately because I'm broke, attending a JC, and awfully cynical from it.
>>35110374
I've never been 'the type' of any grill. I have no game even when I try.
>>35110386
Fuck no.
I had a kid at 23 and another at 25. Fucking ruined my life, no joke. My girl is in full mom mode 98% of the day, my bank account is destroyed, and my depression is at an all time high.
I thought it would make me better myself further and it would be fun to have more energy, but fuck no. Just complicated everything in the worst way.
>>35110427
This post made my day, love it when silly normies destroy their own lives.
I can think of 4 different instances in college or at work when a girl pretended to "mire" me to make her boyfriend pay more attention to her. 3 out of which the BF confronted me, leading to an altercation.
It seems fucking evil to me. But i'm sure that's my privilege talking.
>>35110451
did you win the fight?
>>35110425
You don't have to be someone's type. Just live a little more and show your intentions.
>>35110480
genuinely inspiring post, well done... you did good today anon.
>>35110485
what
yeah but never the ones i was interested in. just got friendzoned again, wouldn't have happened if she cared more about looks
>>35110501
you. i like you.
>>35110480
Tried it all my life. Didn't work once. Doesn't feel bad though, once you accepted it. Other people have partners/sex, I will never.
>Goofing around with nerd chick in my Japanese class
>Brunette, glasses, kinda lolitaish fashion style but OK qt
>Playfully punches me in the stomach, flex out of force of habit
>"wow anon you have a lot of muscles, do you work out?"
>Play it down with "haha I just flexed" and proceed to kick her in the face
D-did I do good?
>>35110465
>1st fight - 6'6 meathead vs 6'0 skelly mode me. Shoved me around. I told him his gf was a lying manipulative whore. He gives me a look like "yeah...but she's watching...sry bro". Kicks the shit out of me. (highschool)
2nd fight - Meth addict who was in a band with at the time. By this time i was ottermode, he hit me first. I then beat his ass. Next practice we were cool. (college)
3rd fight - Girl is 26 y/o marine. Bf is 30 y/o ex-airforce. Both Co-workers. He literally puts a knife to my throat (at work) and asks me if she is cheating on him. She was carrying his child at the time and was being pressured into marriage and had recently been forced out of his home. He was then fired for the aforementioned knife. He's actually a friend of mine. They are separated, expecting the baby in several months.
>>35110550
Not unless you chained it into a sick 35 hit combo.
>>35110189
The negro which I own
>>35110592
Nah I actually stopped cold. couldnt have comboed cuz I wasn't stretched desu. She's qt but there's a Chinese girl in that class that I'm hardcore flirting with so I'll see where that goes.
>>35110540
You will m8.
Even the completely boring and obese can get laid and fall in love. Stop telling yourself that.
I was 16 and fat when I lost my virginity, but I guess I have drugs and alcohol to partly thank for that. Regardless, you'll do fine.
Try online dating, that does alot of people good.
>>35108634
so you're fat?
>>35108602
Read Siddhartha by Herman Hesse
>>35110607
Thanks for the kind words, but no, I won't 'do fine' and nothing will 'happen eventually'. It hasn't in the past 36 years. It won't in the years to come.
> inb4 hookers, stop being a sad cunt, get a life, yada yada.
I'm an evolutionary failure and I know it.
When I finished my first bulk last year my oneitis said to me 'wow anon you've really bulked up over the summer :)'
I just assumed she meant I had gotten fat so not really a mire I guess
>be me
>be at club with girl I know (x) and her two friends (y and z) which I have never met before
>some 50kg short fucker starts hitting on y
>y puts my arm around her waist and tells dude I'm her bf
>dude completly ignores me
>I walk over to him and puts my arm around his shoulder, lean in and gently tell him to fuck off
>he does but comes back with 3 dyel buddies
>they ask me if I got a problem with their friend hitting on y
>I tell them to fuck off as well while takeing a step twoards them so my pecs are in one of the guys faces.
>they actually do fuck off
>tfw I'm 5'10 and still pretty dyel but they were scared of me
>>35110673
Go to the doctor and tell him you want 20 to 30 mg of citalopram.
>>35106690
Aren't you like 5'4"?
>>35110698
For what pvrpose? Does this cure my manlet status and my below average looks? :^)
>>35106204
>be me
>5'8" manlet,6% body fat
>on a field trip with a group of friends
>literally 5'11", 9\10 qt approaches me
>hey anon you look just like Don Jon(because of the face and hairstyle too)
>she tries to initiate conversation
>mfw when i'm too socially awkward to keep the conversation alive
>tfw no gf
>>35110673
Only because you're telling yourself that you are, and that you've fallen victim to weird standards. You have more worth than you think m8. I hope you'll get out of that mess.
If I could bang two girls while being a fat little edgelord at 16, than you sure can at 36. You even lift and/or cardio m8.
>pic related, tubby edgelord
You'd benefit from seeking a therapist who specializes in cognitive behavioral therapy. You're getting in the way of your own happiness, clouded by your self-defeating thoughts.
>>35106690
>>35107478
How are your arms so tiny?
>>35110733
It's an anti-depressant, you narcissistic baby. It might help you get out of your own head enough to look objectively at the condition of you life.
>>35109376
Raise the kid right anon, don't be a bitch
>>35106240
My penis has also been in vagina, much like your penis.
>>35109376
Slip a couple morning after pills in a smoothie you give her or something. Assuming that they don't taste like shit.
Or the next time you two sleep in the same room, try to shove them up her ass or something.
>>35109376
Read
>>35110928
It's not or never. Kill the fetus and why not? She can kill it any time she wants. She's gonna fuck your life up forever so you better help yourself.
First make sure she's actually fucking pregnant though, go to a doc instead of the internet.
>>35109376
>don't sign papers or recognize the child as yours in any way
>????
>Profit
>>35110802
>>35110842
I'm not telling myself things, these are facts. Also just to be clear, I'm not whining. I'm stating.
I tried everything. How I act around women, where to pick women, being this being that. Hell, I even asked them (and sometimes friends asked them) what was wrong or why it didn't work.
The answer was ALWAYS the same or differents shades of it: not her type, too short, too ugly, there are better guys out there. My character was never the problem. Except of course when I spilled spaghetti...
What could a therapist or meds do? They don't give me these few extra inches I'm missing. They won't give me a pretty or manly face. They would just tell me the exact same things you people do for the last 18 years.
Bee yourself, you're a good guy, just say hi to her. You're worth something! Good things take time! Every X finds it's Y. She wants the D! Clearly when she just wanted to be friends because I'm such a cool guy. (True story)
Naw man, not everybody's gonna make it. But that doesn't stops me from enjoying my life. Nature just doesn't wants me to reproduce.
>>35111106
Nigga you're 18. Realize that you're still a babby.
>>35111106
....right
Welp.
I hope you end up helping yourself.
>>35107478
dyel ?
>>35108229
I.. I know, this feel you're having.it has been around the same amount of time for me... Desu
>>35111138
You got that wrong mate. 36 years, 18 years trying to get laid.
>>35111153
Thanks. But there are only three options left: fatties, fuglies and single mothers. And I will never ever give in and do one of these... well, except for the single moms if they're still hot and it's just for the sex.
Yeah 3 years ago
Just eyeraped because I am low trust high natal test and she was obviously intimidated by me but she was 10/10 fully busted redhead pornstar material, the pale kind with no freckles
>>35111220
It's your problem man. Deal with it how you will.
Couple of girls from my dorm came to me first when their doorlock was blocked because i look the most buff from all the dudes from my dormbuilding.
Still looking dyel lel
Weird story time
> shitty uni gym that really lacks weights
> get a workout sesh for legs going on
> 3 chicks ask as to how much I am squatting
> 90 kgs
> "On top of your own weight? Wow anon, that is amazing!"
> "Tt..thanks"
> If only they knew what a lot of people could do
> Finish workout with Leg press
> Had around 120kgs already loaded, needed more
> Realize that most weights are taken.
> Grills ask me if I need something.
> Lightbulb.jpg
> Ask them if they would mind climbing on the leg press
> Grills reluctantly climb on top of the machine.
> Leg press all of them.
> They are looking at me in awe.
> "Holy shit anon! This is very impressive"
> Thanks.
Got asked out by one of them later.
(I did those reps with shitty rom. Not like they would have noticed anyway. Forgive me, Scooby)
>>35111220
Oh.
Nigga just buy a prostitute
>>35110304
the only way is to force that plate down your throat
everyone who thinks cutting is easier than bulking is a fatass
>>35111259
>Got asked out by one of them later.
You must be very handsome. I envy you.
>be at a festival
>made out with 8/10 girl
>she starts touching my abs and say she cant stop touching then
>mfw :^)
>fucked her twice that night
>>35111322
>festival
>8/10
Objectively false, you were infatuated with a scantily clad 5.5/10
Deal with it
>>35109376
did you really had sex? thats crazy mang
>>35111353
No fucked her again 1 week after.
She went to my school before to but i was ugly back then lol
>>35111384
Shut the fuck up
>>35109376
>accidentally
man up and raise your child dumbass
>tfw 6'5
>tfw girls mirin
>"you're so tall anon"
> "haha yyy-you to"
it truly is life on easy mode too be honest family.
If i didn't have that or muh decent to strong 7 penor i probably wouldn't get any bitches due to autism. I Thank based Scooby, our lord and savior every morning for blessing my life. Manlets seriously consider getting your shins broken and extended to live the easy life.
>>35111392
>man up
I want to kill you.
Virgin manlet here
Made Instagram a few months ago, random girl from my town added me on it and Facebook, she had a boyfriend so I didn't really talk to her much. A few months later she starts messaging me about a picture of a dog I was looking (last one passed away a month ago, RIP Dogbrah I miss you) and she made it apparent she was signal. Glaringly obvious signals she wants to fuck even to a virgin like me.
My friends name came up and apparently he already smashed, kind of annoyed/disgusted me. Should I smash anyway then leave? Kind of paranoid I'll get attached, or not get it up due to my friend already smashing or something.
Wat do /fit/? She's pretty hot, don't wanna post pics in case I get found out
>>35109376
The only /fit/ thing to do in this situation is raise him properly. So he can grow up to live a normal healthy life style.
>Not on earth
>>35110673
Man at that point just start advertising you're a 36 year old virgin and wait for some crazy bitch to fetishize you and ride your cock off.
>>35110304
not the guy you replied to but went from 73kg to 88kg in 1,5 years
generally i eat more nachos (homemade guacemole and lots of cheese)
french fries
fat meats
drink alot of whole milk with maltodextrin/gainer
>>35111406
Nah, it's 90% face, girls just use height as a talking piece because they can't say "omg look at that face you look like my next mistake" without looking like massive sluts but they secretly think it.
Same with muscles. The only really sexually attractive part about lifting is the V taper, perhaps wider neck. Low bodyfat. That's it. Girls don't get wet over 18 inch arms but they will most certainly comment on them because they think you are hot in the face.
This is not my personal opinion this is cold hard science
>>35111415
If u r a virgin, go for it.
Pussy isn't going to make u a zombie or something. U getting attached or not is 100% on u.
>>35111415
single*
she keeps talking about watching netflix with me and if I'm after friends with benefits or more of a relationship. I even admitted I was a virgin and she says she finds that more attractive. Still pissed off because she seems like a slut and banged a friend, maybe I'm just being a little bitch
>>35110189
>this is me
I fucking love winter, I have an excuse to wear my comfy clothes everywhere. Then when summer comes I can take my clothes off and reveal my fat body once again.
>>35111453
People can tell you are feminized from your face anyways
>>35111451
She probably is a slut but who cares? You are getting your dick wet, not finding a partner.
>>35108602
Sign up for crossfit or some shitty sport. You'll meet ppl there, and you'll have a reason to interact, so you won't have the fear of "bothering" them too much. Talk to girls a little at a time. Talk to the dudes to make friends and to show the girls you're talking to everyone.
If you make it a habit to talk to most people (about nothing and everything), nobody will think you're creepy, just social. And they're just afraid of you as you are of them.
Former antisocial shut-in here. I'm cured.
>>35106719
How schlong you been liftan senpai?
>>35106204
I like to tell myself that my ex was telling the truth at least once when she told me she loved me, or that she wanted to be with me.
I guess that counts.
>>35106719
holy shit mirin that bulk looking great
>>35111485
Degenerate
>>35106204
Gf sometime asks me to flex, and touches me. It does not make her wet or asking for dick, she says she likes how it feels and so, and maybe gets us in the mood for sex. I used to be chubby dyel when we began dating, so don't think that she cares much about muscles and so, but I must say we fuck a lot more and better desu, prob because of my increased self esteem.
I'm not even big by /fit/ standards, just lifted for a year and a half or something, but damn feels good. Random girls and female friends don't seem to notice, but a couple m8s did say I was looking good when we went to the beach this summer.
Thanks /scooby/.
>>35111590
>Gf sometime asks me to flex, and touches me. It does not make her wet or asking for dick, she says she likes how it feels and so, and maybe gets us in the mood for sex.
Further evidence that I'm right and muscles are nothing but a talk piece to girls except for the sub 0.1% of the population who are actual muscle fetishists and get off on muscle mass
But hey keep believing that lifting makes you a living sexual god you spergs
>>35111563
Says the no discipline fatcunt
Im not that guy
but you shouldnt be throwing stones, the momentum from flinging your flabby arms will propel your hamgalaxy frame into orbit
>>35111641
Bet you wouldn't say this to me irl you ugly subhuman genetic trash
>>35111651
I wouldn't even associate with you irl
You're slinging out shitty insults like it's your job to shitpost, and you're not even doing it well
I don't know why you even trip senpai
anybody who recognizes your trip just knows how much of a slob you are, your trip is a constant reminder of complacency and empty, self entitled arrogance
you breathe life into the neckbeard meme senpai
>>35108602
So what? 24y/o virgin here. Get a good fleshlight. Feels identical to pussy (from what my non-virgins say) and best of all, no nagging or bitching afterwards. Lift, game, study - life is good man
>>35110550
Damn it, Honma.
>>35108795
>lifting
>studying
>travelling
>>35111637
But that's what I said you kek. In my case being /fit/ helped me with my self esteem and made me healthier and more disciplined.
What qts like is nice face, being taller than the average, groom and shit, and being funny, interesting or money depending on the girl. Guys who lift fuck more because they feel better with themselves and thus are not as shy or spaghetti.
>>35111713
>But that's what I said you kek
I know
>>35111694
tldr, fuck off subhuman
>>35111715
Oh sorry then m666, i just don't english reading comprehension. kekorino.
>>35111715
>Subhuman
>Wont read more than 2 lines
oh boy, you showed me
>>35109376
You dumb motherfucker. Unless you fix this mistake, you are FUCKED. Heed my warning, faggot. She will emotionally blackmail you, demand child support, and generally ruin you. Either move the fuck away to some boondock or
convince her to have an abortion
>>35111729
Will you be needing any more attention or is that all?
>>35111749
One more (You) pls
>>35111749
>asks if anon needs attention
>trips
topest of pot calling the Kek-le blacks.
>>35111780
you figure that out by yourself? i'm not afraid to admit I'm a wreck
>19 years old
>Could probably lose virginity to a nice girl if I made an effort
>Have trouble taking initiative and leaving comfort zone
>This applies to every aspect in my life
>tfw virgin because I'm too afraid of rejection, failure and hard work
Who's with me?
>>35108116
You have no game.
That line is brought up generally when they have no interest.
>>35107124
this.
and don't repeat "i wasn't even speaking at the time". they'd still be looking at you faggot, because you're the centre of attention at the time BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING A FUCKING PRESENTATION.
you are not a special snowflake
>>35111803
/here/
I go to a new college in January so I'm hoping to finally lose it. I've come close twice but both times I didn't have a condor.
>>35111803
I remember being 19
Nothing will change by itself I can tell you that much
>>35111823
>not carrying a condor around your neck wherever you go
>>35109376
Make her drink a lot of OJ
It causes miscarriages.
>it had to be done
>>35111749
Not him, but you can shut up now.At least try the /fit/-related complaint meme if this thread reminds you how nobody mires you and you hate it.
Your current quality of posting is pretty reddit-tier, and immature to the point of manchild.
>>35111406
Height really makes getting laid a bit easier. I hate starting conversations with people, so if I wasn't 6'4 I would probably never talk to a girl, but I don't have to since they always start the conversation. "Wow, you're so tall! Do you play basketball?" I even had 2 college students start talking to me on the bus. Ended up having a threesome.
we will see this summer once i cut
>>35111749
>attention
>tripfag
can't handle all this cringe
>>35111871
You don't have to tell me, I'm awfully aware of how much my intellect has deteriorated.
I feel really dumb nowadays.
Fair enough, I will stop.
>>35110685
>short fucker
>5ยด10
>>35111563
Didn't you give up a long time ago
>>35111916
>What are comparisons
>>35111715
Go get diabetes or something
>>35111952
>Didn't you give up a long time ago
Doesn't matter if a 23 yo "gave up". I will pick it up again. And I WILL ask a girl out with my cards laid out on the table. No backdoors. Ready for rejection. Soon.
>>35110685
>short fucker
>i''m 5'10
What where you doing at a gradeschoool dance?
>>35111803
That's me, only with women though I think. I'm too shy and awkward and nervous to leave my comfort zone. Gonna be 26 in a couple weeks. killme.gif
>be drummer of street brass band with friends
>be in Prague for holidays
>play in a bar for free unlimited beers
>37 year old MILF starts chatting me up
>feels my abs
>feel her tits, doesn't object
>end up drunk and at her place
>fuck her
>she goes back to sucking my dick
>fuck her again
>allegedly make her cum (don't even care)
>tells me I'm a such a good kisser
>rests her head on my chest to fall asleep, whispering "ah... drummers..."
>fuck her again in the morning, hair pulling etc.
>calls a cab for me
>never see her again
Was cool. Also it wasn't her place, but rather her friend's, who was there the whole time. A bit creepy but oh well, doesn't matter had sex.
>meet cougar at regular bar
>get talking, she owns a school and is super loaded
>she invites me over a week later for the planned "joy ride" in her m6
>take car around block, she was wearing a summer dress and heels
>mentions she has a jacuzzi and we should totally get in it
>get there, take top off, literally feel her eye raping me (looking shredded as fuark son)
>make out in pool her hands all over me
>groping her ass and godly tits
>she says let's move to her bedroom
>mmmmmmkay
>she lies on her bed naked and watches me strip down
>starts crying and says she feels like a fat piece of shit compared to me and tells me to leave
That's probably the worst and beat 'mire I've had
>>35112575
lel that's weird as fuck
did you ever talk to her again?
>>35110653
what a fucking meme book. Its so full of itself.
>>35112575
kek'd
>>35106204
idk, what does it mean when a girl says she hasnt had sex in a while where you can hear it? does that mean she is a whore or want me to engage something?
>>35112575
That bitch has probably never been challenged in her entire life.
Her self esteem crumbled just looking at you? That's pathetic.
>>35112589
Yeah still talk to her, that was beginning of the year. She keeps sending me pics of her in lingerie and shit as well and sending me voice notes like once a week that she just fingered herself to my pic again.
Still waiting for her to "get in good enough shape" to fuck her though.
Will probably never happen but fuck it feels good getting a confidence boost every now and then
>>35112575
Why didnt you just say some shit like "youre beautiful blabla" and fuck her anyway?
>>35112664
No that's exactly the thing. I genuinely enjoy more mature women, I'm 25. And prefer over 30 cause they're usually more down to earth. And when I met her she was confident, not cocky or anything but she knew she was hot obviously or rather desirable. So yeah, when she sort of lay there crying telling me to leave I thought it was a joke at first even. But nope unfortunately it wasn't
>>35112692
I tried to obviously hit her with the standard NPC input...
>"you're not fat"
>"your body is goddess like"
>"don't compare yourself to me"
>"women have it a lot harder to lose bf"
Nope my bants weren't good enough
>>35112720
>>>>women have it a lot harder to lose bf
golden lmao
>>35109549
Nigga I know what you meant. You're still a cvck
>>35110586
Jesus christ
>>35112647
did she say that intentionally so you could hear? Or are you the autismo with a hidden camera in her room? If the first one then fucking lay some game
>>35112792
there were 3 people, me, her and a friend of hers
i never talked to her before but they were just talking out loud, it would be impossible not to hear
>>35106266
Fucking your mum right now
>>35106204
How do you tell if a girl is mirin?
>>35108237
>just walked faster
one day you'll make it, then we all will
>>35112720
Should've raped her
>>35111563
Reddit called Hiroshima. He agreed to send you back.
>>35108926
nice glutes then desu senpai
>n-no homo
