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>>35095244
Canary is a what?
>only top quality posts edition.
been cruisin for over 3 months at 250
no gains at all s m h
>>35103334
blast 3 grams
>>35103298
>Canary is a what?
Kek, also in, also he's a pedo, also chest Tuesday, fucking, chest, day.....cunt
>>35103334
Swear you were on 750mg like literally last week
>>35103334
Up the dose. What is your goal?
>>35103246
>I found out the roommate I had a year ago was gay just now. geez.
>nigger had a gf and everything
>i wonder how she feels now
Seriously watch out for those fruitcakes. I get harassed by them on a daily basis.
Just stick something in your ass while you're sleeping. Just to make sure.
>nigger had a gf and everything
My neighbor had a wife was married and had 4 kids. He left her for a man. Left all his kids behind.
this picture is timeless
What is worse?
1. Girlfriend left you because she was into mastrubating?
2. She becomes lesbian?
>>35103393
Number 1 senpai because she not leaving you for another man
>>35103348
Used to get local but he stopped selling so my current cycle is actually my first to order online
>>35103370
>stick something in your ass whilst sleeping... to avoid getting something stuck up your ass
Oh you
>>35103393
I had a friend who's GF became a lesbian. We make fun of him to this day. And that was 10 years ago lol.
>you were so bad she abandoned dick
>>35103334
>been cruisin for over 3 months at 250
Same here. Haven't lost any gains, which is fabulous in itself.
>>35103370
i should be less friendly, I guess
>>35103404
>she becomes lesbian
>leaving you for another man
Cheeky. Has anyone ever told you you're really dumb breh.
>>35103420
>saved the screenshot from the Youtube video of "I will be here" tiesto - Wolfgang Gartner remix
>>35103420
>stick something in your ass whilst sleeping... to avoid getting something stuck up your ass
kekkkkkkkkkkk. epic. lmao
>>35103404
Kek. My gf wants to try it with a girl, but i'am scared she will turn into a lesbian. I heard a similiar story once.
Girls can kiss and lick better than us breh;s
brehs who have run eq what do you think of it?
>>35103420
>I had a friend who's GF became a lesbian. We make fun of him to this day. And that was 10 years ago lol.
I had a friend this happened to twice. We called him "The Lesbianator"
>>35103432
Re-read please and then apologise profoundly
>>35103467
All girls have lesbian tendencies, every girls ive got with has at least made out with another girl
>>35103456
Didn't even know that's where the pic came from.
But it's this pic that made me want to go to nordiclands.
>>35103470
It's a love or hate kind of matter. I see it as something really risky, because people claim it to take like 10-14 weeks to act.
Imagine pinning for 14 weeks to come to the conclusion it's bunk.
>>35103472
Wups D:
>what are this, Cheeky
>>35103513
Lmao, exactly it makes no sense.
>>35103467
>Girls can kiss and lick better than us breh;s
Up your game nigger. You can do anything a lesbian can, but also you have a dick.
>>35103334
Dbol
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Do any if you lads get acne? How do you manage it?
>>35103518
It's because girls understand each other better. We don't have the right empathy levels. Low EQ. We don;'t care about their stories. We just nod and say yes.
That's why there are more man that have autism, than woman.
Also they don't shit and fart like us.
>>35103530
They kiss better, that's what i have been told. Probably lick pussy better also. It's kinda logical.. because they're girls themselves, so they know what a girl like.
>>35103470
I'm too impatient for bold
anyone ever order internationally and sent it to iceland and recieved it?
What are the visible effects of roiding that people can use to suspect you?
I live with my parents and they're doctors so im wondering if they'll notice.
>>35103470
I'm about 5 weeks into 500 tren ace 800mg eq a week and i like it the pumps are nice i can see gains and I'm a lot fuller. its not crazy gains tho but they are constant gains. you're always gaining but slowly
>>35103660
all of the sudden giant
oily
acne
I get really tan... or at least I'm not as pale as I normally am in the winter. Shits sweet
>tfw worked up to benching 120lbs each hand and still have shit chest
kill me
Do I start taking AI at the first injection or when the test kicks in (4th-5th week)?
>>35103660
constant pump & vascularity, just keep a high-ish bodyfat & don't wear skin tight wife beaters & shit.
>>35103691
just do more volume
>>35103681
>I get really tan... or at least I'm not as pale as I normally am in the winter. Shits sweet
That's just cause of higher blood pressure, lol.
Mistaking the red with colour/tan.
>>35103573
>girls understand each other better. We don't have the right empathy levels
Looking at it from an evolutionary aspect, it's not good. Women and men should evolve to want one another, the human race won't survive otherwise. Seeing as that is the ultimate goal in life, it's weird how certain people are gay.
>>35103573
That's kind of true. But at the same time if a girl want's a big hairy dude to manhandle her, another girl isn't going to work.
Sort of like apples and oranges.
I'm of the opinion, it's not cheating if it's same sex.
>>35103768
>Looking at it from an evolutionary aspect
I don't believe in the evolutionary theory. I believe in the mighty Allah. Adam and eve were the first people.
>it's weird how certain people are gay
I dunno yet.
Of course i'am aware of the fact we need to breed to survive. But i gave you the reason why they go lesbian.
>>35103845
>But i gave you the reason why they go lesbian.
Yeah, but they shouldn't feel that way. They should be programmed want a man
>>35103839
>it's not cheating if it's same sex.
This is a hard one.
A guy sticking his penis in your gf's vigana or some lesbian licking her pussy and bagging here with a plastic penis.
If a man fucks a plastic pussy is that cheating also?
All those questions.
cycle:
Tren
Dbol
Mast
Test (1g instead of my usual 600)
pretty light cycle
>>35103895
well you should also be programmed to not be a fucking autist
>>35103902
>If a man fucks a plastic pussy is that cheating also?
Ask JM
>>35103895
I think it's from when polygamy was more the norm.
If half the men died hunting bears/mammoths/whatever, the girls gotta stay together and bond. At least until the men come home.
>>35103906
Practically natty
>>35103926
My stack is pretty close to natty with a slight advantage desu
>>35103895
It's a glitch in the system.
>>35103906
Are you one of those guy that says he's on gear, and want to be mired.
But denies it ., Joke on you, i'am already big natty.
>>35103918
>the girls gotta stay together and bond
Sexy times ay breh ;)
I'm 5'8, ~74kg 11-12% bf.
Do you guys think I've built a solid enough base to start my first cycle?
>>35103334
> trying to make gains on a trt dose
You know better than that.
>>35103948
Maybe he's just blasting with no base masterrace
>>35104103
Woah p...plato
>>35103572
I get it terribly. Seeing a Derm on Thursday. Definitely need accutane
>>35103746
Yep thats exactly it. I enjoy it tbqh farm
Brehs need some advice
So I've run an oral cycle before. Dbol 4 weeks 50mg ed and made some nice gains. Now next week i'll be running my first 'real' injectable cycle: 500mg test enth /week for 18 weeks. With an oral kickstart 50mg ed
However I've managed to score some very legit dirt cheap Eq and deca. Should I just run another one of those compounds for the duration of my cycle together with the test? Or will it not make a lot of difference in terms of size and strenght and so practically be a waste..? Keep in mind I'm a fair bit below my genetic potential.
Tyvm
>>35104201
Id just run test and dbol for 12-15 weeks for your first cycle to see how the sides go, family
Next cycle add another compound
>>35104105
>Maybe he's just blasting with no base
>masterrace
lmao
>>35104131
Shhh. I was never here
Hey people, I've decided to stick a toe in the fraudulent waters and I'll be taking winstrol while cutting for about 6 weeks. Should I run a pct after or is it mild enough not to worry about it?
>>35104105
Checking the fuck in
>>35104238
Ok mate. But say, hypothetically, that I wanted to be a bit reckless. Would adding another compound add more size and strenght. Or will my body react sufficiently and effectively enough to the test for the other compound to be pretty much wasted?
I've read this is why people up the dose because the body develops a tolerance to the juice. Or is this just broscience
>>35104325
What do you expect from wintrol while cutting?
>>35104369
Even with roids, there's a limit to how quickly your body can put on muscle. There's a definite point of diminishing returns.
I don't think it's tolerance so much as people having to up their doses to get bigger then before. For instance, I've never heard of anybody having to up their cruise does because their tolerance increased.
Should I try to hit this 4'10 girl from my uni? for some reason I really dig her and her body.
>>35104102
post stats senpai
>>35104102
cb picture, please
>>35104562
Show a picture. I will decide
>>35104606
I don't have none but she has a pretty face but fuck man she's probably like 40kg she's really little.
>>35104651
How big/tall are you?
>>35104562
Pic pls
>>35104651
I would definately, love petit chicks. If she has a nice shaped arse then even better
>>35104670
5'8 and around 73kg, I'm not a big guy tho.
>>35104686
Do you have big hands?
Grab her waist till your fingers meet, pick her up, and ravish her like a litte fucktoy. Then ask her to call you daddy. She should be wearing cute knee stockings and a mini skirt. It'll be the best sex you'll ever have. The younger she looks the better.
Speaking out of experience here trust me brah
Only used Test+Tren so far and i kind of want to introduce a third component.
What would you guys recommend? Usually run Test 1:1 Tren on a blast.
Pastebin suggests Nandrolone and Superdrol.
Only gonna go with 3 Components.
What can i expect with nandrolone?
Im tending more to superdrol because i rather want strength than more mass gains. Already 80kg ~11-12% BF at 168cm (Hurr durr manlet whatever)
>>35104685
This.
Skellie here, so i want to start to roid
250 mg weekly test e 10 weeks (?)
40 ed d bol week 1-4
Dunno about pct
Eating a surplus of 1k cal
Right Now 5´11 and 140 lbs, been lifting one year, a year ago i was at 110lbs
>>35104718
>She should be wearing cute knee stockings and a mini skirt.
hhhnnnggg
>>35104562
No, send her my way breh
>>35104651
>she's probably like 40kg she's really little.
wtf, that could be a child. I will inform the fbi.
Cant fucking get access to DNP source I trust... Anyone got that?
Fucking easier to get gear than poison..
>>35104651
man, you can dress her up like a japanese school-girl and pretend she's 8
>>35104852
uh excuse you sir, thats illegal
>>35104718
>tfw still want to fuck a 6'4 amazonian girl
>tfw no luck
why live
quittin dbol tomorrow and then its just my test e left, i noticed i got some extra test, ive been doing 500mg e5d, would it be okay to up it to 750mg e5d or would that do more harm than it would benefit?
>>35104909
Illegal to dye t-shirts? Okay.
Fucking YF, YB.
>>35104968
Why not 250 every 3 days?
Even things out nicely
>>35104752
i would up the test dose and down the dbol, my first cycle was 600mg test e and 30mg dbol
>bitcoin only
>>35104999
i can do that with test e? feels like waste of gear since its so slow
>>35104943
>not moving to the Netherlands for the tall grills and awesome Amsterdam
>>35105017
>almost 2016
>not knowing how to purchase and use bitcoin
>>35105017
lol Bitcoin isn't that hard
>>35104651
>tfw I missed my chance to fuck a 80lb qt.
Now she's on her second kid.
>>35105054
>don't like it
>must not know how to use it
i just don't want your shitty monopoly money
I've read on forums that with test enth your gains start to stagnate around week 12 so longer cycles are a waste, is this bullshit?
>>35105068
I buy it right before transferring to a wallet and then to the source. No way in hell I'd keep my money in something that volatile.
>>35105068
x2
I don't understand bitcoin at all
tried to use it once
made me wait a week
i wish people would stop talking to me at the gym
im not part of your weird gym clique pls fuck off
>>35105076
yep thats bullshit
probably has some scientific backing but this is all voodoo magic
run it long and run it high
become big nd strong
Anyone know the detection time of nolva? One source (steriodal) says 2 months but I want to clarify because there seems to be little info on it.
>>35105076
This makes no sense.
Will clomid prevent breast tissue growth?
>>35105030
More frequent injections means more stable levels means safer and better for you
That's never a waste
Plus you're basically injecting at the same rate anyway just spread out better
>>35105076
How on earth does that make any sense at all? It makes literally none
>>35105244
neat, thanks for the tip!
>look up psmf
>lel 800 calories a day
what
how would i even live on that?
>>35105244
>>35105240
Dunno man. You have these old phaggot broscientist on those circlejerk forums that spew the most ridiculous shit with such audacity you ultimately tend to believe them
>>35105287
The problem comes from the lack of carbs since it's all protein.
Having no carbs will fuck you up, like no energy all day.
>>35105287
aussie did psmf + dnp + sdrol
dont know how he functioned, the lethargy from sdrol alone is killer
>>35105301
That's why you take caffeine pills and amphetamines.
I was so obsessed with getting my protein in that I accidentally put myself into a ketogenic state (confirmed by one of those piss strips). No carbs will really fuck you up.
>>35105336
>amphetamines
fuck off junkie
>>35104448
Maintaining lean mass more than anything. I always have a fear that I'll cut too hard and waste away
>>35105346
The amount of protein some people believe they need is over the top. Especially with tge natties on /fit. Literally slamming protein down their throat any chance they get, taking multiple "scoops" of powder each day as well
>>35105377
Fuck you man. I need the amphetamines to help me kick my coke habit.
how retarded is it to do cocaine while on roids
>>35105287
On day 5 of psmf, kicked it off with a ~30 hour fast
lethargy is real
what do you guys do outside of lifting/roids?
currently i just work a boring 9-5 job then go home, read roid forums, cook food, go gym and then go to sleep
my weekends consist of being a skeezy druggy and going clubbing
i feel so empty, i need a hobby or something but nothing seems interesting
i have friends but i pretty much only see them when im fucked up on drugs because my personality is shit tier when sober, im shy and awkward as fuck
also my girlfriend wants me to move out with her but shes so against steroids, if we live together she will definitely find out
>>35105443
You should be fine dude, Zyzz did coke while on gear and he turned out fine
any reason not to add 250 deca to my first cycle of 500 test?
I have pharma aromasin and my bf is pretty low..
I wanted some joint benefits of the deca.
>>35105412
100%. The most joocy guy I know (he's natty) maybe has a serving of chicken a day and a small protein shake for breakfast.
pic related is kinda my go to when I debate people about protein intake.
My blood pressure is high. I donated blood today to relieve some, but what else can i do to control it? Already taking carditone.
Does cardio lower blood pressure? Srs
>>35105443
Lel breh I was an morphine addict on my first cycle. Using on the deeeyliii for a few months. Opiates supress your natty test levels, obliterate them actually. But that's not the problem since you're on synthetic testo.
But, they also lower protein synthesis by more than 50 % while roids increases it. So it's rather counterproductive.
In short: don't faggot
>>35105443
yolo dude
>>35105209
So not even /fit/ /fraud/'s know.
>>35105474
lmao
what else should i use on trt
>>35105583
1g of tren
>>35105535
I am not for science but it's elimination half life is long like a week or something right
figure out the cutoff level for your particular test, then do a bunch of crazy maths to find out how much is currently in your system.
More maths after that to find out how long it will take to go below the tests level.
If you get all the maths and coversions and shit right then that's your answer.
>>35105076
>I've read on forums that with test enth your gains start to stagnate around week 12 so longer cycles are a waste, is this bullshit?
Depending on your dosage. If you keep at 500 at 12 weeks, yes you will stagnate.
>>35105390
>I always have a fear that I'll cut too hard and waste away
If you keep your proteine high, you don;t have to worry. I see no reason to cut with gear if you're not huge. Use gear to grow muscle
>>35105506
>Does cardio lower blood pressure? Srs
coq10+ potassium + cardio + ai
>tfw just browsing /fraud/ because of the girl pics
Y'all got any of them tren stories?
>not pinning and lifting to this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_5VMC0tVdk
>>35105962
This sounds pretty okay considering the name of the band.
>>35105724
Pls nobody here likes chickas
>Hey babe you're really handsome!! We matched so i hope you're okay with me talking to you ! Are you from denmark or usa? your gorgeous btw xxx
The fuck.
>>35106024
>things hookers say
>>35106024
holy shit do you seek constant reassurance or something yes we all know you're good looking and have life on easy mode what else do you want you nigger yes I'm jelly who cares I'm just another dude on the other side of the world how does it affect your life wether or not some random people on a mongolian frisbee forum know you're banging dumb tinder sloots
>>35106053
She has a kid, lmao.
>>35106067
Are you okay, anon? If you want to talk I'm here for you. It's okay for you to lash out if that's all you need too.
>high estrogen kicks in
>listening to some katy perry and taylor swift
>yo anon you seem pumped what ya listening to?
>eeh some rock and metal hahaha it gives me the pump
>[Sweating intensifies]
>>35106080
I'm great thanks, how about you?
>>35106097
I'm actually feeling better now that I'm off the morphine. Looking forward to lifting and reading again.
What's the best part of your day on the other side of the world been today?
>>35106110
Damn son what were you taking morphine for?
>>35106140
Car hit me @ 40 mph and tossed me 70 feet when I was out running a while back.
Stupid question but how much tren do you guys use in your cycle? I keep reading people complain about mental sides but I've never felt shit. I'm a bit hornier, I guess?
Are you mofos pinning like 1g a day?
>>35106172
anyone getting mental sides on every cycle?
I swear my mind likes to fuck with me when I'm on a cycle.
>>35106154
Holy fuck that sucks. Got OxyContin when I was in a bad car wreck as a teenager. Those euphoria gains
Careful with that stuff though.
What happens when you drink alcohol on cycle?
Am on week 4 of test c/deca and don't really wana kill my blood levels... Will alcohol put me back at week 1?
Pls help
>>35105949
>run tren e @ 400mg/wk life is good
>bump up to 600mg/wk
>lose my cool in situation I shouldn't
>felony battery charges, broken hand
Wow deca was so much better than this
>>35106274
Yeah I was told I'm not allowed to lift; snuck in a deadlift session after a week though. Felt amazing, but I was shaking like a richter 8 earthquake.
>>35106310
Your protein synthesis and free testosterone is reduced for a day or three. It won't be noticeable if you drink once or twice during your cycle.
>>35106088
This is why #noai the shit
>>35106332
>riskiest lift after one of the riskiest injury causing scenarios
Mirin that yolo life style lol
Lifting on opiates rules though
>>35106325
Shit been thinking about doing that exact bump. Maybe ill wait till next cycle.
>>35105977
name of album is the cycle
song name is test us tyrone
testosterone
>>35106183
Yes. Today i watched a vid of the best 2015 table tennis scenes on jootube and i was so touched by it that i had to cry.
>>35106332
Sweet :O that's not so big a deal I guess. Thanks bb
>>35105949
Nothing too specific. But the usual.
>cheat on girlfriend multiple times. Never before Tren.
>have scream outburst at work a couple times. Never happened before Tren.
>drove to work at 2am to shoot stray cats outside work building because I was sick of looking at them.
>>35103298
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq92IImhP_g
YouTube fitness start up advice???
>>35106494
This sort of thing just reinforces my belief that when people do fucked up shit on tren it's just an excuse to be an asshole
How can you exercise so little self control?
>>35103298
boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/35106194
>tfw dad is on trt and is prescribed shitty androgel
>toss him some test and syringes since gel is doing fuck all
Tis the season
>>35106519
MG, I never had the best self-control. I put myself in many bad situations before Tren. That said, it really does fuck with some people's will. I mean, it's the most potent anabolic known to man and its effects are so well-documented. Especially on the libido and aggression. I truly believe it makes you into something you're not. It seems to happen to everyone who doses enough, long enough.
>>35106559
Well at least you didn't start fucking traps
R-Right?
>>35106580
Kek
>>35106580
Or even worse, bald nigger traps
>>35105949
tren turned my life upside down, not blaming it because ive been in control of all my actions but it really does effect you and the scary thing is it can be hard to notice..
i used to be completely in love with my girlfriend and would do anything for her, we planned to move out and have kids
since i started tren a few months ago;
> cheated on girlfriend (emotionally)
> started going clubbing
> started doing rec druggas
> a lot more confrontational (not trying to start fights but if someones being a dick ill call them out on it when before i would keep my mouth shout)
> so much self confidence
> cheated on girlfriend again (kissing)
> started dealing rec druggas
> turned into a pathological liar (i will stare into someones eyes and lie my ass off without even blinking)
> all empathy is pretty much gone (even when i do mdma which used to make me super empathetic)
> started taking crazy risks which would have made me panic like crazy before tren but now i just dont give a fuck about anything
>>35105949
>on 700mg tren a /wk
>strip club visit for a friends bach party
>stripper comes to me mires me and starts dancing on my nuts while others have to pay for it
>pretty much end up fucking her brains out really aggresive
>with my wedding ring on
>at work (office)
>printer starts going retarded
>end up smashing the thing with pieces flying around
>boss was afraid of me while he was standing there
>"uh a-anon, you could've used the printer downstairs m8"
>wanted to cuss his ass out but somehow got to control myself
didn't even mentioned how many fucking times I stepped out of my car and do some really dumb shit.
>>35106599
Oh god pls no
>>35106605
>>35106612
None of these even seem bad to me
Is this just a result of Autism and lack of empathy for others?
>>35106547
Rub the gel on your dick for them gains. Or rub a very small amount in your girl to make her horny as fuck. Obviously ask her before you do it though.
>>35106605
I had a really similar series of events.
>>35106623
>result of Autism
No it's a result of being >6ft
>>35106605
what dosage/wk brah?
>>35106612
>with my wedding ring on
Right in the feels. Fuck.
>>35106612
Printers deserve it though, the engineer them to break.
>>35106675
>that girl on the right
she ain't even trying to hide it
>>35106675
>free printer
>same company extorts you with overpriced cartridges
>insert happymerchant.jpg
But it's free goy!
>>35106675
Shit i would do to her booty
Gonna do this workout tmmro plus cardio nd warmup. Soo how fucked am i? Also im trying to run nd i have gained so much mass that my shins nd feet hurt. Wtf anyone else have this issue
3 rounds for time of:
135-lb. clean and jerks, 10 reps
50 wall-ball shots, 20-lb. ball
>>35105489
that table is made up. certainly not confirmed by any other studies.
lol, 70g of muscle a day? you are joking, arent you?
also forgot to mention i broke up with girlfriend because i wanted to start banging other chikkas even though she was literally perfect
>>35106623
i went from a successful business person with a loving girlfriend planning to have kids with to being a lying, single, drug dealing, drug addicted loser with no desire to do anything but bang chikkas
i know it doesnt seem like much but when its your own life its pretty surreal to see yourself completely change into a different person
>>35106648
i think most people do have pretty similar experiences, well maybe not as extreme as me
it really makes you lose your inhibitions and you start doing whatever your dick/monkey brain tells you
>>35106654
525 tren a for 3 months, came off for 1, now on 1.2g tren e frontload going to drop to 600mg though
>>35106649
Don't you mean less than 6ft?
>>35106675
She wants it in the pooper
>>35106675
Mhhpppff
>tfw so horny while frauding you make bad decisions
>>35106961
This is me when I was natty. So much horny all the time
The gear gives me clarity
>>35106961
Pray tell anon
>>35106961
>Should I do X or is it just my dick talking?
>fap
>Whew, that would have been stupid
>>35106985
how are you possibly less horny while frauding?
>>35106989
I get into ONS that I regret afterwards
>>35106990
>fap
>be just as horny again in 1 hour and get into the same mindset
Do I lose my natty card if I take DNP to cut?
>>35107109
No.
>>35106990
>tfw you realized it was really a stupid idea texting that girl from your past
Thank you based fap
>>35106961
Same. Almost fucked a few gross ass chicks just because it was there. Luckily have good bros that talk sense into me. On my own I'd be fucked.
>>35107006
Just keep fapping till your arms give out.
I fucked up my attempts at chinese.
>>35107139
>>35107006
>>35106990
> fap
> only want to cuddle
> no one to cuddle with
> life feels pointless
> nothing gets done
> workout is shit
You guys seriously masturbate in the day time?
>>35107109
No.
Don't know why you would use it when there are alts like ephedrine or clen though.
>>35107006
I was a very horny bastard. I almost died 3 times one night trying to get pussy and I still kept going
Now that I'm on gear I feel like a god who does not need pussy. Don't get me wrong, I'll still fuck hoes if they're trying to be hoes but I no longer feel the need to fuck
Pussy has lost all control of my life because I am a manly man who no longer takes shit from any woman for any reason
>>35107204
Nah I work all day and then spend the rest of my night in the gym and dinner.
I fap before shower and sleep
Is there a /fraud/ sticky? Or could someone point me in the right direction?
I want to gain mass, test e and dbol?
>>35107259
>I want to gain mass
eat better :^)
>>35107259
500mg test-e 12-16 weeks and 40mg dbol/ed 6 weeks. Sdrol can work, too. I like dbol.
There's a pastebin but I forgot the link.
>>35107271
I'm coming down to a cruise soon. Going from 600 test to 250. Can I use npp for awhile on cruise to help with a little rotor cuff tightness and pain?
>>35107204
> only want to cuddle
> no one to cuddle with
tfw
>>35107336
At week 12 of my 500 mg test e cycle. Have enough test for 4 more weeks and some winny on hand... save the winny for my summer cut, or should I start cutting now?
>>35107218
>I almost died 3 times one night trying to get pussy and I still kept going
Story time?
>>35107204
>You guys seriously masturbate in the day time?
idk m8. I've never not done it. Even natty it was sex/faping 3+ times a day. Roiding has just turned that up to 11.
>tfw no polish jism prism
>>35107204
>You guys seriously masturbate in the day time?
I mean when I have time I don't mind jacking off twice or thrice a day, at any point, natty or not.
>>35107204
>You guys seriously masturbate in the day time?
all the time
I use my gfs pussy to do it
>tfw jaw pumps are real
Trying to eat jerky and my face just doesn't want to play the game
>>35107334
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/LkwiVjJc
do you guys use any precycle drugs to make your cycle better?
I hope JJ is okay.
>Order gear online
>Source gets multiple reviews saying his aromasin is bunk and useless
>Already a week into my blast (400mg/week, my first blast)
Right now I'm taking 10mg every 3.5 days. Should I wait for any side effects or just immediately bump it up?
I've also heard it's pretty hard to crash estro with aromasin, would I be fine by doubling the dose?
>>35107558
>Trying to eat jerky and my face just doesn't want to play the game
I know that feel
>>35107558
>tfw done so much unconscious teeth grinding my jaw muscles have grown so much that I have problems with the jaw locking and disjointing itself
>>35106990
Every time
> God im so horny fuck it I'm gonna see a whore
> $150 for half an hour whatever I'm too horny to care
> God I shouldn't do this quick don't be retarded nows your chance
>fap
> spend rest of the night relieved feeling way better than that whore would have made me feel
Ty fap for showing me the way
>>35107587
Precycle drugs?
>>35107591
It so frustrating because literally the only bad thing about jerky is the amount of sodium
Everything else is god tier food
>>35107598
Holly shit dude that sucks
Do you have a jaw like a brick?
>>35107606
I've never had sex with a prostitute but sometimes I consider it purely to do some fucked up things I've considered in the past that only girls with daddy issues will do
>>35107696
girls with daddy issues are a best.
I can pretty much spot them on a second now.
>>35107696
>Do you have a jaw like a brick?
no my jaw isn't even that big or defined, it's the jaw muscles just below the ears that is fucked up
Dear Diary
Day 10 on DNP. I ate a bag of popcorn about an hour ago. Sweat through shirt before even thinking about leaving for muay thai
>My Ballsack smells like roaches.
>>35107696
>not making your own jerky
>>35107731
what else can be used for cutting besides DNP? I don't feel like dying this week.
>>35107710
I can't go looking because I have a gf
And I'm not supposed to cheat I guess
>>35107729
Oh man that's fucked
>>35107731
Kek those feels. Doubt I could ever do dnp again. Too damn hot. I might melt
The other night I had the aircon on and I walked up to my gf and gave her a hug from behind "holly shit babe you're hot as fuck!" s-sorry
>>35107740
I don't know how :^(
About to start my second cycle, which dry oral will give me the best strength gains? Thinking of halo
>>35107790
>get a dehydrator
>slice up some eye of round
>season it
>run the dehydrator overnight
That's it.
>>35107834
how much is a dehydrator
>>35107746
calorie deficit.
high intensity cardio
bout to start fraud lyf
jumping on 600mg test e cruise indefinitely
>>35107864
you can pay like 35$ for a circular stackable dehydrator. They arent bad at all. buy extra plastic trays for fruit rollups to make cleanup easier.
>>35107871
>600mg test e cruise indefinitely
>mfw
>>35107499
Who is this o_O please halp
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
SO
JUST
INJECT THE TREN
You guys think crystal light drink mix is okay to drink 1.5 gallons of each day?
>>35108050
That doesn't sound healthy but then neither is putting oil in your ass so w/e
>>35108073
Ive got a water filter on my tap that makes the water very good when its very cold. If it gets to room temp its nasty. I just didnt want to buy so much water every day.
Plus that concord grape crystal light is good as fuck
Just started pinning tren, npp and test, cutting at the start of this blast.
Currently at 500mg/w for tren, will the fat loss be any more significant at 700mg/w?
Diet is 2k cal a day. Also doing cardio EOD (60 mins).
>inb4 DNP
nty
>>35107385
I might post story tomorrow I'm too frustrated atm to type it all out on my phone
>>35107833
Halotestin is most androgenic steroid of all time IIRC. Androgen rating of 900 or something crazy like that. Mad crazy strength gains but also is hell on your liver. 2 week cycles were recommended because of toxicity. If you find legit halo, let me know.
>>35108050
100%. I've been doing this for years. Kidneys are good
>>35105443
it's uniquely shitty for the heart so i wouldn't try it. Find another stimulant if you feel the need.
>>35107833
>Thinking of halo
Get Superdrol, you won't be finding legit halo and if you did it would be insanely expensive.
>>35107499
Oh lawd, sauce pllllllllllllllz
>>35108256
Bby, you're my halo. <3
>>35108227
Sounds good. I may also try some different teas and sweeteners
Exhausting day.
I swear psmf makes me feel like an old man. I just want to be home by 9 and getting ready for bed.
Thank God the shreds are worth it.
>>35108264
>>35108297
>doing psmf
>go to the store
>store is like 25 minutes away
>come home
>feels like my legs are dead
psmf is the ultimate NEET diet.
>>35107833
10mg x 100ct bottle = $450
Why would you want halo?
Get anadrol
>>35108297
Who's the cutie?
>>35108317
Idk some random slut
>>35108297
>mfw thinking of doing your exact blast
We'll see what comes down the pipe, I know I can get the anadrol at least.
>>35107587
i haven't used steroids, but IIRC L-carnitine is said to upregulate androgen receptors, so there might be something to taking that before beginning a cycle
>>35103347
>Swear you were on 750mg like literally last week
time flies dont it
Is it possible to use fucking bitcoin without linking a bank account? I want to just set up a wallet and buy coins on a market through western union but everywhere i go i have to link a bank account.
i had a dream where i was in dominican republic and a lot of women had itching ass and pussy
so they would lie naked on their balcony spreading their ass and pussy, airing it out and scratching it
i offered to scratch the inside of their ass with my dick
it was crazy as fuk
>>35108380
>airing it out and scratching it
they were letting the crabs get a little sun
>>35108415
JUST ALL OUT
at the end of the dream i was in a party at work but also a lot of dominican whores
i was having the best built one for myself
global VP was mirin
then all those whores started going nuts when their favorite song started playing and the party turned into some jamaican twerk fest
>>35108380
What are you JM
I'm a little fat and want to cut like 10lbs. I've never cut while on AS before and so I have a really naive question: Should I cut the same way as when I'm not on AS? Can I be more aggressive on calories? Just running test-e
how do i get this body? i dont care what it costs
>>35108618
Isn't that mastest natty pic?
>>35107499
Who is this semon demon
