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>minding own business in gym
>grill walking toward me looking at me
>pretend not to notice
>grill walks past me
>head to ab bench
>she comes to the bench next to me
>obviously she wants me to talk to her but i dont and look down the whole time
>she does 1 set and leaves angrily
Bros what should i have done? I didnt even wanna talk to her so if i forced something itd come out stupid and awkward.
She didn't want you to talk to her you autist.
kek'd
>>35069299
She was walking the opposite way until she saw me and sat next to me
Maybe one day youll know the feeling
>head to burger joint post workout
>qt cashier takes order
>"I like your face"
>th-thanks I like your face too
>grab food and get the fuck outta there
>>35069549
happened at a panda express 4 me man. nice comments like that from nowhere make my autism go up to 10.
>buying chicken and milk from the store on the way home from lifting
>go to the checkout, qt cashier looks at me and smiles
>she says something while smiling
>give her the cash
>she takes it and locks eyes with me again as she gives me change
>still looking at me she says "have a nice day"
she wanted the dick guys
>>35069267
Girls are autistic
>>35069299
Don't listen to this autist Opee. Like
>>35069623
said, most women are actually as autistic as most faggots on Four Channels, and rely on men taking the first move.
>>35069549
I've had a similar situation happen to me in highest school.
>In class
>qt 3.14 answering math question like a retard
>correct her
>damnit anon sometimes I just wanna sit on your face to shut you up
>whole class quiet and awkward
>she'd tell me the same 'you have a nice face' shit
>would always try teasing me
>dated her for 3 weeks but family had to move
>mfw she was a 9/10 and my famiry ruined it
>grocery store
>wearing beanie cause its cold and I finally have an excuse to
>tiny latina with PHAT ass in leggings staring straight into my eyes
>follow her mesmorized by her ass think about creepshotting
>she suddenly looks back and catches me
>she smiles
>smile back at her and go to checkout
Spaghetti at its finest
>
>>35069725
Did u fug her?
>>35069267
>go to female co-workers graduation party from college at some bar by work
>get there and one of my other male coworkers says "holy shit anon when you were walking up we thought you were an MMA fighter, you're huge!"
>pretty much just hang outfor 30 min not wanting to drink because I'm a pleb and still have to get to the gym
>about to leave and my female co-workers says You know anon I just have to tell you that you are sexy as hell, and I never say that about white boys.(She's latino and really hot)
>I dropped all my spaghetti on the floor
>Y-you too...
>Leave and go the the gym like the beta I am
>>35069814
Situation was that we both lived in two parent households where 100% of the time there was one parent in the houseold. In her case her dad was there, so just do the math. We got to foreplay in school restroom but thats about it. Never heard from her again, keep in mind she was perma-leggings high test type. I'm starting to think she was /fit/.
>only get compliments from guys
>not fegit
>still feel good
>>35069888
Summs up my lifting experience
>go to hardstyle festival
>take off shirt after an hour cuz its way too hot
>get like 10 guys over the whole day asking me if i use something
>xtc
>no for your body
>tell them to eat big to get big CMON
>at least 3 chicks wanted to kiss me
>denied them all cuz i go way too hard on x
feels pritty good
Posted this in the other, dead mirin thread;
>banging fwb
>typical mid-sex miring "you're so good, etc"
>post-coital glow
>she flashes a giant smile
>licks my tricep
>giggles
>starts nibbling and licking all over my arm
>mfw
>>35069888
If anything that is better, because guys are actually worth fucking and friending.
>wrote in a diff mirin thread about a girl and I been mirin each other for months but never talked to each other.
>finally talked and told her that she's the only girl I get flustered around when she asked why I've never talked to her
>after that day I started going later just because I was starting to get nervous going to the gym because I don't know how to act around her now(havn't had a gf since like hs so super rust)
>maybe a week passes without us seeing each other in the gym since I think I know her schedule
>Friday decide to go early since it's Black Friday and everyone shopping so gym empty
>like every damn time the moment I walk into the gym I somehow find her and we both lock eyes
>she immediately looks away and starts talking to that dude she's always with
>we again keep our distance but again we notice that we are looking at each other
>after stretching realize I forgot something in car so go through the back door that leads straight to the parking lot
>as I'm walking in the door opens and her and the guy are walking out (they never use this door ever)
>hear her say "What do you want to eat when we get home?" Then when she notices me she immediately gets I guess shy and clams up
>I'm manual walking by this point and hold the door open for them
>as I'm about to pass my headphone cord catches her headphone clip and I get yanked into her since I have over the ear headphones
>my headphones have somehow weaved their way and turned into one cord with hers as i try to untangle
>nothings said and we don't even look at each other
>"have a good workout?"
>yes
>"still deadlift?"
>yes
>.."ok"
>this whole week I was looking for you
>the guy shes with honks
>realize we are just staring down at the floor since I've already untangled the cords
>she just walks away looking down
Should I just ask her out next time or does she just want a gym partner?
>>35070506
>Should I just ask her out
>hear her say "What do you want to eat when we get home?"
>"What do you want to eat when we get home?"
>"when we get home?"
>>35070299
Nice
>>35070538
that's what has been throwing me off. I always see them together but everyone been saying it's her gay friend or some shit.
I don't know if she'd be whore enough to be with a dude while mriin me for fucking months and this is legit staring from across the damn room and holding eye contact
>>35069605
Underrated
>>35070563
Ask her. Worst case she says "I have a boyfriend." Best case, she becomes your gf. Medium case, you become her side-piece.
>>35069267
>go to gym 5 times a week
>sometimes shoot hoops
>two dudes have been showing me obvious signs of interest, i.e., arching their backs at me, eye contact, etc for the past two weeks
>they are both friends with each other
>don't know if they realize that they are both attracted to me
>don't feel obligated to take things further, even though I would hit, can't put my finger on it
>shiftin some yung wan on a night out on wednesday
>she starts feeling up my arms which has never happened before
>at birthday party on thurs
>gay friend tells me i have nice arms
which is weird because i've always thought my arms look shit(high insertions) but then two compliments two nights in a row... +4 ego for this anon
>>35070506
I've been following this story for a while now, keep us posted on what you do. Try asking her out I guess
>Thanksgiving
>Go to see family
>One of my three uncles asks me if I've been lifting
>Say yeah, talk to him about just hitting my PR on bench
>We talk about lifting for about 20 minutes
He's always been a really big guy, he seemed really impressed with my gains. Felt good man.
>>35070563
next time you see her stretching, swipe her crotch. It'll work 100%
>>35069835
That's not beta, man. There's not a lot I'd skip the gym for.
>>35070671
What looks good is going to be different to the uninitiated.
im texting a grill (8/10) and she thinks im a player. She has said things like
>"hahaha oh wow your a player"
>"how many girls have you gotten?"
and shit like
>"what if i play hard to get?"
>"pffft your cocky"
it's kind of getting annoying. Wat do?
>>35071247
if those were her exact words it sounds like shes making fun of you Tbh imo f.am
>>35071276
Not necessarily. She might legit think he's out of her league.
>>35071276
shes already said she wanted to fuck basically, she goes back and forth with the teasing
shes a virgin
just now she said "im sure you'll be done with me after a week"
wat do? halp
>>35071310
These are good signs bruh. You just have to stick with it. Force time with her, ask her to things, out your dick in her butt.
>>35071310
She's basically saying "You are a very attractive man and I'm not used to interacting with attractive men. I'm afraid that you won't commit to me."
Do whatever you want with that info.
>>35071384
This.
>try to get girls
>no interest
>ignore girls
>interest all the time
how the fuck does this make any sense?
it's like when I stop giving a shit about girls, they show the interest I never got before. why?
>>35071408
Because when you care you try around them. And you're awkward as fuck, like most college aged guys, so when you try to act cool you come off as weird or a dick
>>35071247
Agree and amplify until she's all over your cock. Don't correct her and don't justify yourself. Make a joke out of her assumptions, she doesn't care about the truth.
>>35071415
but it's a weird situation, I want to get their attention yet not giving a shit seems to be the most effective way
so what do you do? go to social places and just chill?
>>35071408
This happened to me all the time when I had a gf
Women are attracted to me who are secure and confident, i.e. the polar opposite of needy. You don't chase women? Don't even care about women? That makes you look secure. He probably gets all the girls he wants, that's why he doesn't chase me... fuck, he's attractive. What can I do to get his validation... etc.
>>35071408
Women are turned off by neediness and turned on by... anti-neediness (self-sufficiency?). The more incomplete you are, the less sexy and visa versa. If you ever meet guys who have a ton of success with women, they ALWAYS don't actually give a shit about having success with women.
>>35071442
Just be yourself. Think of women as just people, not objectives to have sex or date. They're just another person you can talk to and get close to, just like with guy friends
>>35071424
dumbass shit
don't joke about it. that'll just make her more nervous/insecure (esp since she's a virgin and i'm assuming teenage to early twenties? girls in that age group are v insecure). deny, but jokingly/lightly. consistently talk to her but don't be overbearing and pussy will surely soon follow
>>35070506
Ask her out for coffee, he might just be a roommate?
>>35071456
>not objectives to have sex
>just like with guy friends
yeah..im not trying to fuck my guy friends too...totes
>>35071442
Pic related explores this paradox really well. Basically, you show your intentions honestly. Revealing you want a girl gets her attention and putting your balls on the chopping block by being so direct shows her that you're ok with being rejected (ie. don't give a shit).
>>35071247
>are you a player
Yes
>how many girls have you been with?
Today? Or all time????
Only way to answer those tbhfam
Chicks love that cocky shit, you'd slip right in
>doing squats at college rec
>unimpressive weight but whatever
>2 qt foreign chicks walk up to me in between sets
>they ask me how to use the smith machine
>I say idk
>/fit/ always told me that the smith machine is retarded
>tell them they can use the squat rack when I'm done
>they try to squat the bar like once and leave
>mfw they were just trying to get my attention and didn't give a fuck about the gym
>>35071529
wow you are a d-bag
>>35071473
They're all insecure. You can't always worry about that. They don't want you to, anyway.
>>35070563
ask her if that's her boyfriend you damn fool. if not, go for it OP. you got it
>>35071512
Hmm imma have to check this shit out thanks brah
>>35070275
>"dude dude dude fuck girls man i just wanna dance the night away brah"
>>35069797
why was the beanie info relevant at all
so tell me, where do you go to be mired if you are solo?
in general, cause getting together with friends isnt always an option
>tfw friends are dating and dont want to go out anymore
>>35070671
Up the ra
>>35069549
>"I like your face"
This is very obviously a sign of interest but seriously, how would you even respond to this?
Or doesn't it matter because female autism so you just say "thanks whats your number?".
>>35071737
Dead
>>35069267
so i will tell you my mirin and shameful story
>6/10 girl always stares at me at the gym
>always stare back with a bright smile she always smiles back and give me this mirin look
>we change numbers after a few week and start chatting
>meanwhile still on low carb diet for like 3 weeks has to go another 5weeks
>weeks pass and she wants so watch a movie with me
>kinox and chill
>im on my animal cuts cycle and only focusing on gym not even studying
>her mom drives her over to my place
>took animal cuts 30mins before she comes
>watch like 10 mins of a horror movie
>start making out for 5 mins
>all i can think about is the gym
>but still have borner and i am pumped up cuz of the cuts
>ask her if we should fuck hellyes.jpg
>put on condom
>pump her like 1 btw. im cut so yeah
>eyes close and we are kissing while we fuck
>all i can think about is the gym because of the urge to do some sports from the cuts
>lose my borner as hard as germany lost on ohama beach
> MfwILoseMyBorner.jpg
>still only thinking about the gym and if i should change my routine
>cant get it up so she gets upset because she thinks she is the reason why i lost my borner
>explain her its me not her
>start making out and fingering her
>after that
>drive to the city, so she can take the bus home
>see her few times again in the gym but we never speak only greet us
>awkward silence everytime we try to talk
>2 year passed have seen her like 3 times since that year
>bulked up 10kg maybe 6 are pure muscle 90kg mensured it today im 175cm tall
>talk to a lot of girls that are pretty
>they want me
>always rejecting gurls cuz of this bad memory
>single since 2 and a half men ehh i mean years
>worst expirience in my life
>>35071810
forgot the picture mfw
>be me
>doing my daily 4km run in a wifebeater
>notice qt 3.14 waiting for bus at bus stop
>make eye contact
>looks at me from head to toe
>bites her lip and smiles
>too beta to say anything
I guess I'm going to die alone guys.
>>35069267
>leaves angrily because you didn't give her attention right that second
you dodged a bullet :-)
>be in that gym time
>behind the smith machine doing some deads
>girl with her friend come to smith machine and are loooking around
>catch eyes with girl and she says something
>go up to her, take off headphones and get near her
>she needs it lowered so I lower it
>as I turn to move away involuntarily put hand on her waist to move her a little so I can get out and tell her if they need help to just ask with a smile
>now I am deadlifting while they are in front of me doing no hands squats
>both of them keep staring at me the entire gym time
>the shorter one catches eyes with me and I smile at her
>she looks away and smiles at her friend
They look like fresh out of HS chicks. Am I reading too much into this or could I finally taste that teenage love three some?
>>35071977
A man can dream anon.
Pic related
>>35071737
It increased attractivness
>>35069267
what you should have done is talked to her immediately after she showed interest. if a girl is giving you these signals and if you can speak with confidence then you can talk about anything.
it really doesn't matter what you talk about, what you say etc, but how you say it. you could have some fucking poetic ass shit memorized but it doesn't matter. the point is to portray your personality to her and sell yourself to her via your demeanor and attitude, and if she likes it she will respond, probably with some round the corner bullshit.
and once she has given you an unmistakable sign that she is into you (a compliment, a small flutter of the eyes, playing her hair, touching your chest etc) then you are in the driver's seat and should take control from this point.
i don't mean act like a chimp, or act like james bond, or act like anything, all that matters is that you appear to be confident and well adjusted. that is why this shit is so hard - it's all a social test. an exam, if you will. and exams are hard,because the undesirable lot have to be rooted out.
>>35069267
Background info
>fatty fat fat throughout highschool
>290 fatty
>graduate get a job and focus on nothing but working and lifting
>205 now at 6'4 still got lower ab fat but look good with a shirt on go from a 2xl to a L
>go to party last week people from highschool there haven't seen me since highschool
>holy shit anon you look great
>girl bumps into me and runs her hand down my back
>get complemented on my posture how great it is
>girl gives me a kiss on my cheek when I'm leaving wow anon your beard is so soft
I know it's not much but it means a lot and gave me the little push to help me bust ass and drop these last 10 pounds so hopefully my lower ab fat goes away. And I can finally lean bulk and hopefully fill out my 6'4 Slav frame
>tfw just turned 20 so hopefully more mires to come.
>come home for thanksgiving
>been on a bulk cuz was/am aushwitz
>eat a foul amount of food at dinner
>milk after
>bananas after that
>more dinner later
>family commenting on how much i eat
>saying im getting bigger
>brother says im getting fat
he was j-just jealous r-right rippletits?
>>35072159
Better be skel and get fat than being skel and not eat.
>>35072153
thats great anon good for you, I cant hardly get a kiss on a cheek and not view it as just a friendly gesture.
>watching rocky with my female friend
>"you are more in shape that him"
>rejoice inside as rocky was a major role model for my child self
>later, sex happened
>in shower with girl
>ask her to wash my back
>can feel her tracing the contours of my back muscles
>reaches round and starts washing my abs
>wanks me off
>afterwards i wash her hair and we cuddle in the hot stream
fuck, hold me guys i want that again
>drinking in my mate's living room with his 3 female friends
>been staying there for a few days
>raucous drunken conversation is happening
>get too warm
>whip off shirt
>room falls silent
>can feel them staring
>put another shirt on
>one of them says "...you have a really nice body anon"
>another agrees
>later, sex happened
picked these 3 cause they resulted in fuggin, which i guess is the whole point of these threads.
>>35071737
fucking kek
>>35071408
because alpha high test men fuck hella bitches and dont get all emotionally invested in grills
grills see this and it makes them want you more
dont ask me why the fuck women behave this way but its a biological truth
>>35072246
>later, sex happened
kek
>>35070731
feels good when other established lift brahs recognize you as one of them
>>35072283
This overlooks the fact that women don't fuck every single man they're attracted to. Because having sex is far riskier for a woman than a man (if a pregnancy results, he can just skedaddle), she has to weigh a dudes attractiveness against whether or not the guy will stick around. This is why women often feel a burst of fear and shame right before they go through with having sex with a random dude, why they're the gatekeeper for sex, even though they'll want it as much much as a man and why slut-shaming is a thing for women and not for men.
>>35071942
Underrated post
>>35071310
Don't have sex with a virgin. Not worth it.
>>35072434
>not wanting to deflower a qt virgin and make her remember you forever
how beta can you be?
>>35072457
... not sure if serious.
I lost my virginity to a virgin (in high school) and that was worth since we learned together etc. etc.
but in College a girl lied to me and I took her virginity and she was obsessed w me for years after. Also she was not great at sex.
>>35071512
>balls on the chopping block
thats a new one
>>35072477
i already lost my virginity so the whole notion of it being special for me is done. She could find another virgin, sure, but if shes expressing interesting in me then i wont hold back.
if she becomes attached i'll just continue being alpha and not give a fuck
>>35072477
>a girl is in love with you
>jeez man these girls are obsessed it's such a turn off, I wish they'd cheat on me and just be super shitty
You fucks are so stupid
>>35069725
You sound like a 14 year old highschool faggot
>>35070275
Fuar
>>35071776
thanks, if you wanna see it more, im free X
thanks, if you like it and want to see more, give me your number and we chill sometime
>>35072006
>putting your mouth on that handle
Probably had the flu and diarrhea for a week.
>>35072533
False dichotomy. Currently in a relationship where we have a healthy respect for each other. Monogamous and both crazy in the bedroom.
Happened two days ago
>just finished my first warm up lmao1plt power cleans
>right after i added 30lbs for my next warm up triple, a wild qt filipina appears
>I've seen her maybe twice before and we've had like multiple 1-1.5 second long "stares" on those occasions - Im not super thirsty or anything or find this kinda stuff odd, im used to it
>she's got a tight body and was carrying 2 mats, she asks me pointing to the bar if im using it
>"yeah sure, you can work in if you want"
>she starts deadlifting bar to 25's, working her way up to 35's
>i fuck up thinking she left 25's on, i load up 45's (205) total and realize way yo late
>max is 215 ever so i sorta think meh lets do a triple
>get 1, catch it high its tight bam!
>second one is done with shit form, im bent over backwards way too much
>fail to get 3rd one up, just put it down gently
>me and qt alternate, she eventually does more sets than what she said earlier, we're just lifting and I catch her staring at the end of my cleans
>feelsgoodman
>pic related, coulda been her sister-its uncanny
>>35073455
>qt filipina
>filipina
It was a ladyboi
>>35073472
If i was in Manila i wouldn't doubt it.
>Definitly taco, not egg roll Bruh
>>35073472
putang ina mo
>>35071408
this god damn
fuck
im not even ripped i just have nice aesthetics
>>35073509
Thats what they all say
>>35073455
>215 dl max
>thinks a qt was mirin
>be cashier
>scanning qt's items
>finish
>make the bill super fast for the qt
>she thanks me
>thanks me again before leaving
basically could've fucked that pussy if I wanted
>>35071408
>try to get girl
>no interest
>ignore girl
>no interest
Some people were just not meant for success with the opposite gender, I guess
>>35069267
"Look at my balls."
Finish your set looking directly into her eyes.
"Look at them."
Problem solved you never have to deal with her again.
>>35072133
dubs of autistic truth
>come home for thanksgiving
>been busy/depressed trying to get an internship for next summer, neglected gym as a result, gained 2-3 lbs of fat when trying to maintain/cut
>go out to dinner with parents, order with them at the counter
>solid 7/10 ringing us up, smile and turn to head to find a table
>"by the way, you're really cute"
>awkward smile and spaghetti my way to the table
usually slightly better about handling this, but I was caught off guard
we're all gonna make it f@m
>>35071737
this just epitomized why i love 4chan
A wild Jerry Ward appears !
>>35072522
take her virginity and you can hit for life no shit
any girl who lost it to me i could probably text with about 5 days of half ass effort throughout the day and smash, and if they see you at a party its over
>friend wants to see me for lunch after cardio
>meet a cute guy at the gym
>meet up with her afterwards, she says I look really fresh-faced and glowing
>don't have the heart to tell her I got fucked for an hour in the shower instead of doing cardio
posting here because theres been some decent advise
im not autist, but i just got into club/bar scene. mostly used to stick to parties, where i basically knew everyone.
when you and a girl eye lock in the bar or whatever, how do you typically approach?
i see girls mirin' often but i never really know what to say
mind you i moved to italy and dont speak italian
>atleast im a freak beast super mutant by euro standards
>>35069267
What do i do fit, help me out..
>dumped by fiance after 6 years together
>no real reason, just a "sorry it isnt working, i found another guy"
>get emotionally rekt for 20 days
>start reading about The Game, redpill, and all that stuff
>really helped me keep my mental health and not spend 1000$ on flight to my ex, to beg her to give us another chance (pheeew..)
>25 days after break up, im in the gym and see a cute girl there
>say fuck it, i need to heal my oneitis, lets do what you were reading about
>come to her all confident, ask her to go out with me, show me the town ( since im new in town )
>she smiles, gives me her phone number, and in time we set up a date
>friday comes up, we go on a date, girl is super nervous while im suprr relaxed, ive got nothing to lose, im dead inside anyways
>After some really tough time trying to get her to open up, i manage to do it, by being constantly possitive and smiling
>Later we go walking and i decide to kiss her
>she melts in my arms, hugs me, and many kisses follow
So the date went great, but.....
>we have no common interests
>im emotionally dead
She is crushing hard on me right now, while im keeping her hopes up since im SCARED to be alone, a lot...
She seems like a nice girl, and i dont want to fuck and dump her. I dont think that we have any future together, but I would rather worry about that, than to think about my ex..
Maybe i should just be honest and tell her where i am at, and see what happens
>>35073950
just be a savage. its always the answer.
>>35073950
Does she even know you just got out of a 6 year longterm relationship? Maybe start by telling her some background info and see howhat she reacts
>>35073950
Sorry bro. That's harsh.
Being honest is the "right" thing to do. Maybe make it clear that you don't want to get into anything serious. Let her decide.
>>35074049
She doesnt, i didnt want to take out my emotional garbage on the first date..
I wanted someone to like me
Yeah.. ill tell her all these days
>>35074061
yeah, i guess its fair
If my ex was a fucking jerk, i dont need to do the same
>>35074195
Also you need to decide if you want to continue with this girl or not. If you do then you need to frame the way you tell her so that she knows you're still interested. If you don't then you just tell her that you don't think it's a good idea for you to be with anyone so soon. Just some food for thought
>tfw I feel extremely akward when I get compliments
I just don't know how to respond to something like that
>>35074288
same here bruh.
Good thing i rarely get compliments.
>>35071776
This face likes you
>>35069835
>>35070801
Exactly, I've had girls begging me to skip sessions and hang out, gotta shoo away the goblins gym>most thing
>>35074335
How do I say smartie stuff like this gois?
>>35073612
no, like this:
PUTANG INNA MO!!!
>>35074324
lmao
>>35069888
Ikdf.
>>35071247
If a girl starts off conversations with an insult like that she's probably interested. They're girls it's hard to turn off the passive aggression
>>35070506
Do you understand the point of greentext redditboip
>>35073455
That girl looks like a monstrosity
>>35073664
215 p-clean
>>35073788
Go up and say hi, when they realize you are foreign its a natural conversation starter. Move the convo to who you are new in town and convince them that you need a guide to the town. Then get them to take you to their favourite bars for a date.
Even if you strike out at least you have a local womans opinion for places to drink on a date, so when you next ask someone out you can go to one of those bars.
>>35073455
> a girl asked if she could work in on my trips
> she totally fucking could
> maybe she likes me
>be at gym
>hit 195 kilos for deadlift and slam the weight into the ground tearing my hand open and bloods all over my top
>grill standing there staring
>says to her friend that I'm pretty strong
>I see her every day and she stares into my ass and body at the gym
>tfw you fuck guys
>tfw I'll never approach her
>was pretty awesome though
I still never spoke to her ever again
>In the bedroom with a girl
>We are standing by the bed kissing
>I lift my top off
>Her eyes are fixed on my torso for a few seconds
>She simply said "Nice body"
>>35071737
raffed
>trying to be more social recently when I realized making friends is hard out of school
>regular friends don't want to do anything fun
>been decently successful meeting cool women at more low key bars
>have even more luck chasing lonely Christmas cake
>Chat her up at the bar while her friend eggs her on the entire time.
>Take her dancing where she lightly feels up my arms and chest
>every time. Mp4
>collect her number at the end and I'll text her later to set up the full experience
My bench is pretty shitty but women can still never resist that squared off tricep
>>35069267
>Get in car with mum and her 28 yr old friend
>first time meeting her friend
>friend says "oh wow you're so handsome"
>tfw girls my age never mire me
>working as gate guard at a marine base
>100% of black people coming through the gate refer to me as "big dog"
>"good afternoon soon how're you doing today"
>"yo what big dog"
>every single black person lol
>girls who work on base always mirin and spilling their spaghetti
>struck up a conversation with a moving hot female officer abut jeeps since she was in one and I own one as well.
>"maybe a certain big strong gate guardian can come to my house one night and show me how to work on it?"
>retired MasterGuns who comes through occasionally has told me twice "you're too fuckin jacked to still be a (insert rank), they oughtta promote ya Marine!"
>some officers wive told me she feels really safe with such a large statuesqe sentry watching over their gates
It's pretty much mirin central Bros
>>35071408
>go to party with normies
>just chatting to people
>chatting to a few girls, don't particularly want to be at the party, got other stuff on my mind
>night drags on, eventually everyone leaves
>next day friend says that at least 2 girls, one of them a qt were eyeing me all night
>says he wishes he could be that chill around girls
>mfw i didn't even notice
>mfw no gf and still a virgin at 21
i've done this several times, my love life consists of ignoring girls who obviously have an interest in me and then realising i fucked up several months later
>>35076076
"Good afternoon Sir how're you doing tofday"*
"Yo what up big dog"*
Auto correct
>>35071745
places with ugly/fat people but ok staff
fast food places and new gyms for trial sessions on new years etc
>>35072246
you made it desu senpai get off 4chan while there is still time. I believe in you
>>35073950
Just go out with her and have sex until you find someone better
>>35076076
Faggot
>>35071408
It's a huge catch 22.
Like finding a job is easier to do when you have one.
>tfw even though I get mires sometimes (mostly for face since I'm sort of still DYEL) I have no common interests with grills
>all I ever do is lift, watch anime and smoke with friends about once a week
h e l p
this ones a little cuz its not grillz but still made me feel good.
>be me
>coming out of gym after an epic sesh
>gym next door to a cinema
>group of 14yo 1direction wannabes walking out of cimema
>all of them mirin
>"jesus that guy is ripped"
Made me feel like a god among men
>>35077239
*little weird
>>35076076
Dat dere gate duty has its benefits i guess
>>35077239
did you fuck any of them? or at least get their numbers
