HOLY FUCK BLAHA BTFO THE ENTIRE FITNESS INDUSTRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPE1tb43g8
>all fitness YT are on gear
>you can't make money on YT without roiding
>industry built on lies
>>35036783
I don't think I would find him funny if his name wasn't Blaha. It really fuels the meme for me.
>>35036783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkFMf_hxeIs
i agree with him though, regardless. Hes still a piece of shit
>>35036783
>implying the hodgetwins aren't natty
niggers thought you injected d-bol. clearly they know nothing about gear.
>implying greg o gallagher isn't natty
>implying jeff cavalier isn't natty
i love this.
blaha is unable to eat at a deficit, so he blames drug use.
it's called going on a cut, fatty.
>>35037116
apparently all that shit was stuff revealed by layne norton during the lawsuit. secret squirrel work for the US gubmint, running a drug lab, that kind of shit.
>>35036783
Drugs are illegal most places, therefore they're bad, and the fitness industry sells supplements as drug substitutes.
Want true nattys, legalize steroids.
>>35036783
>Scott Herman
>natty
Choose 2
>>35037153
>hodgetwins being natty
now you went full tard
>>35037153
>>35037367
also, yeah, there is injectable dbol
>>35037116
delete this immediately or I will report you to the FBI and you will be charged with espionage and imprisoned for life
>>35037116
>>35037116
it's kinda sad that it took me this long to realise that this guy is completely insane. I mean I knew he was a idiot before but damn he completely lost it.
>>35037153
Liquid dbol is one of steroid "guru" Dave Palumbo's favorite drugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EMcOeFkC0Q
>>35037711
Same. I legitimately think he might be a compulsive liar/schizo or something. That video is kind of disturbing if you just watch it with the view that he is not in full contact with reality. I don't think anyone should trust his advice on anything ever.
>>35037731
>I don't think anyone should trust his advice on anything ever.
Why does anyone to begin with?
He looks like a regular all-you-can-eat-buffet attendee while giving fitness advice.
I bet only fatfucks with no willpower who want to compensate by adding strength listen to him. I can't find a single picture of him where he isn't obese.
>>35037116
delete this
>>35037759
he's a superheavyweight powerlifter. why would he need to cut for his sport?
pic his him in his bodybuilding days.
the guy's an autist, sure, but you shouldn't make shit up about people. it makes you look like a tard.
>>35037116
>the Muslims invented the Illuminati on the internet
I literally cannot stop laughing
>>35037802
>he's a superheavyweight powerlifter. why would he need to cut for his sport?
I forgot that it's okay to be a fatass as long as it's for a sport that welcomes fatasses.
>pic his him in his bodybuilding days.
Fat (and looks like he has down syndrome) if that's actually him. Even when he wasn't AS rotund, he clearly had no willpower over food. And now he's shaped like a pear.
>>35037802
didnt he take lots of roids to achieve this "physique" ?
>>35036783
I don't give a fuck about the fitness industry but I have nothing against them not letting true natties make it
I'd never ever take steroids but fuck, people actually devote their lives to that shit and actually fuck themselves up by using AND working out hard as fuck, all day every day
somehow, that's reason enough for me to accept that
>>35037884
He was always pear shaped, even in his leaner days. He has child bearing hips due a some chromosomal disorder.
>>35037903
Yes. He was roided to the absolute gils. Still is. Admittedly. He did so many roids he literally made himself infertile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lqxSI9iuqI
>>35037903
lots of roids, yeah.
>>35037884
>thinking that you have to be in contest shape all the time
no bitch tits, decent muscle separation. looks like he's around 12%. it's delusional to call someone at 12% "fat."
>>35037116
you got more funny blaha vids? i love this guy
>>35037963
Nah, he's fat.
>>35037940
>his gf saying she hopes he is infertile
>he hopes he is infertile because he doesnt want kids right now
this is just sad
I thought Candito and that Omar Isis guy were natty. Aren't they?
>>35037981
nah, you're delusional.
>>35038056
Stop looking for excuses to not lose your fat by pretending a peer fattie of yours was magically 12%.
>>35036783
>I take a ton of roids but still look like shit
>People look better than me (i.e. not fat), they must be taking roids
>I can tell who is taking steroids just by looking at them and comparing them to my shitty results
>>35038056
>Thinking Blaha is 12%
>>35037116
DELETE THIS NOW
>>35038079
>being so butthurt about an ex bodybuilder that you're trying to make it personal
seriously, dude, do you even know what "ad hominem" means?
>>35037994
I'd say Candytoes has a pretty decent chance of being natty. He's been training for like 12 years or something, hasn't he?
>>35038198
>He's been training for like 12 years or something, hasn't he?
That would make him more suspicious, after 12 years of training you are essentially done making significant gains without drugs but his total just keeps creeping up.
This is why I'm half-natty.
>>35037802
this is still a terrible phsyique even more so given the fact he is 5'8 and roided out
>>35037113
Literally this
>>35038296
Have they really gone up that much?
>>35038190
>Unironically thinking he's 12%
You're just retarded, ad hominem was perfectly necessary to rustle your jimmies
>>35036783
>comments
>>35038529
>all that backpedaling
>it's all rationalized in tacticool gorilla warfare operator bullshit to boot
sociopath, delusional as fuck and an internet tough guy
he's like /fit/'s golden lolcow
>>35038472
At this point I think his squat is about done going up, I could see him adding maybe 10lbs to his bench and his deadlift has really only gone up due to sumo stance/bendy bar.
>>35038529
You would think the guy would calm down after having to take down the sperging video he made before.
>>35037802
>he's a superheavyweight powerlifter
except without superheavyweight lifts
Who fucking cares about what that bald head fat cock faggot says
>>35038661
The Prince of /Fit/ has spoken.
You'll never be king with VG around but hey, win some, lose some.
>>35038529
What an edgelord
>>35038661
King mang. Any news on your upcoming videos?
>>35037116
So what exactly has he done that's so secretive? And who the fuck is Simon?
>>35038604
never said he was world class or even good, just that he competed in a weight unlimited class.
>>35038744
according to "documents" brought out during the "lawsuit" by "layne norton" blaha did "intelligence" work for the "US government"
i expect he probably cleaned toilets. you need a TS clearance for that because you might accidentally run across something someone competent left lying around.
>>35038529
>>35037626
I don't fucking get this guy. He says that he worked with Intelligence and all this other shit but he has no remorse for talking about it. I thought that shit was 'hush hush don't even breathe a thought about it' but I guess not.
>>35038495
>thinking my jimmies are rustled
are you projecting? or do you really not know what 12% looks like on a roided up dude?
>>35038661
You. And everyone else in this thread.
Don't like it? Leave, faggot.
>>35038661
it the Okuos or naplz Mongs fake trip?
>>35036783
This nigga is clearly a troll.
He has absolutely no evidence that people like Simeon are on steroids but spouts his bs like he knows it's fact. Please show me a study a test or something that proves definitely Simeon is on steroids. Where the hell does he get this magical number of pounds of muscle that once you pass your definitely on juice.
The only data he uses is that shit ffmi study that doesn't really prove anything. The sample size was too small, the sampling wasn't random so it damn sure doesn't represent the population, it probably didn't eve have any blacks in it. Even if the sample was representative of the weightlifting population it doesn't say that once a certain individual has a certain ffmi they are on juice it just says that it's unlikely to see individuals with ffmi's past a certain level. This nigga must not have taken a stats class in his life.
>>35038799
>>35038495
If it will help you two settle this argument here he is comp ready
>>35038866
>absolutely no evidence that people like Simeon are on steroids
>>35038878
kek
"I'm fat, can't cut down and am not making enough money, so everyone else is a liar and on drugs" - Jason Blaha
Plenty of non-natty natties out there, but he still just an attention seeking cunt who is desperate for views.
>>35038882
Think about it man.. There are 7 billion people on the planet.. You don't think that there's anybody on the planet, not even one single person who can reach Simeon levels naturally? I'm not saying it's common but to make a claim like that you're going to need some proof.
We see anomalies in other activities like IQ for example. The average iq is 100 with a standard deviation of 15.. There are people out there like Terrence Tao who's iq is estimated to be 230 - damn there 9 standard deviations above the mean.. NIGGA DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS? By jasons logic Terrence must be on brain drugs.. His IQ is much rarer that Simeons physique is which is why I call BS on Blaha's stuff.. Idk if he is on steroids but he can't just assert it as being fact like he does
>>35039004
>You don't think that there's anybody on the planet, not even one single person who can reach Simeon levels naturally?
NEVER
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EVER
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>>35038866
>>35039004
You're an idiot. Kill yourself.
>>35038661
Oh shit, I didn't know this bitch nigga was back. Mong, you snap your shit up yet? Still pretending to be natty?
>>35039026
>>35039037
It's ok that you guys don't understand stats either but you can't just go around spreading BS. Jason claims to be logical but as my example shows, we don't know with 100% certainty that he is on juice. My argument is not that you'd see people like Simeon all the time, but just like Terrence or Einstein it's possible. Take me for example... I'm 5'10 265 18.7% bodyfat 465 bench, 535 squat for five and a low 6 something bench.. My numbers are ok but given my muscle mass Jason would prob say I'm on juice but I'm not.. But let me guess you guys know I'm juicing and I don't right lol
>>35037116
DELETE THIS NOW I WARN YOU FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL WELFARE
>>35037711
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>35039114
>>35039114
>5ft10 265lbs 18.7%bf
>200+kg bench
>doesn't even know how to e-stat
top fucking kek
>>35038661
fucking Mang has spoken.
>>35039173
here are some private vids on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-jLxqxRHm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak8FsfkrGzo
mind you this was 9 months ago and I was on a cut.. I've gotten way stronger
>>35036783
Wow, guy has balls.
>>35038783
If they left something lying around, then they're not competent intelligence workers. But yeah he was probs the janitor or lunch lady.
>>35039114
Post pics or you're just making shit up.
>>35039037
your*
>>35039275
this is me 9 months ago
>>35039223
>>35039173
>>35039223
>>35039223
TOUCH AND GO DUDE LMAO
>>35039223
pretty brutal numbers if this is really you
you're probably stronger than those guys
however do you actually believe you can get to ~220lbs with 4-5%bf as a natty?
the answer is clear
>>35039291
Not bad. You're strong as fuck. But you have to understand something. You can't achieve a look like Simeon Pandas without chemical intervention. Can you get strong maturally? Yes. You're living proof of that. Can you get yoked naturally? Yes. Can you achieve insane cuts like Mike ohearn or Ulysses Jr while cutting down to 5% bf? Fuck no. Look up the ffmi calculator. That is Jason's proof. According to experts who made the calculator, an ffmi of 25 is the upper limit for someone lean (5-8% bf) naturally. Punch in Simeon stats at 6'1 220 at 6% bodyfat and you will see.
>>35039299
Oh god a powerlifting elitist... I've pull 585 for reps dead stop but don't have footage if that makes you feel better
>>35039308
It would be hard but not impossible
>>35037153
Hodge twins are 40+ with too much mass for that age. They also have 3d delts and gyno
>>35036783
Absolute blahaman
is he right, fit?
>>35039405
I don't think he's been right about anything in his life.
>>35039165
jason pls go
>>35037272
He's gay and a turbomanlet. Who gives a fuck
>>35036783
I know someone who is 100% natty AND is a fitness model AND a powerlifter AND makes a living out of lifting. I have proof as well and will reply to this with the account
>>35039790
I know him well. We all do.
>>35036783
He's kind of right about some, but definitely not all.
Jeff Cavaliere is natty, Mike aka Dom Mazzetti is natty, Omar is natty, Herman is natty, Silent Mike seems to be natty as well, even Candito MIGHT be natty with amazing genetics.
And those are the people making the most money off of youtube (except silent mike who's a smaller channel ofc).
yfw zyzz was the last natty hero and he's gone forever
>>35039847
No faggot im talking about a girl
>>35039847
https://www.instagram.com/kbaymiller/
"Went 8/9 on my lifts, took 1st in my class, 1st in push-pull, was best overall female lifter, set 3 meet PRs, and lifted with some pretty kickass ladies"
Also a Cellucor sponsosered model. Bodybuilding fitness model.
Also bodybuilding spokesperson.
Also a powerlifter.
ALSO NATTY AF.
ALSO A FUCKING GIRL.
This proves Blaha wrong
i dont get, if this guy lifts so much as he says, why he still has loose skin and man tits? was he like 400lbs before?
>>35040857
The way he tells it, he was sick to the point of being completely bedridden for an extended period of time. Which did a number on his body.
He does, at least, have meet numbers to back up his strength claims more or less.
>>35036783
>5 of 6 related videos are by Veganshitstains
I wonder who could be behind this.
>>35040873
Assuming he's lying about being an ex-mercenary (which is highly likely) then why would you trust anything else he says? I'd put money that he's a habitual liar and most of his extravagant stories are bullshit.
>>35038878
That isn't blaha's body btw.
>>35040920
change your settings so that your history doesn't influence suggestions, you only have yourself to blame for those related videos
>>35040857
He suffered from a WoW addiction.
>>35037116
Holy shit fedora tier
>>35037903
Yeah but he admits it
>>35037714
Liquid dbol still oral
Brofessor is natty.
>20 YEARS of lifting + roids
>for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VcomTSkmdM
here some thanksgiving advice for you guys
>>35044101
Why does he edit out all his inhales?
>>35039223
So you are trying to say you added 35kg to your bench in 9 months? Fuck me desu
>>35038296
His total hasn't gone up in like two years, he pulled some sumo gym PRs and raised his bench at the expense of squat and deadlift while he was injured.
I even think he's done competing now.
Also I don't believe he has trained anywhere near 12 years.more like 5-6.
>>35044198
I did that :<)
From 45 to 80 kg
>>35037940
Think he's just on TRT now
>>35039114
The amount of mass has very little to do with determining nattyness. It's the mass of the people he looks at while at an extremely low bodyfat percentage. That's simply not how natural bodies work and a valid thing to look at. No offense but you're 265 and fat as fuck from a competitive standpoint. You say you were on a cut and got weaker, you got to what, 20% bodyfat? Now imagine cutting down to 5-10, it's such a different ballpark from getting to 15% it's not really comparable in terms of how it effects your bodies systems. Now you're implying that guys like Simeon can be at that level and not only suffer no muscle mass loss but also train with enough intensity and recover well enough to make gains. Fuck me m8.
>>35039114
I have to break it to you that you're actually more like 25% bodyfat
>>35037116
lmao
>>35039165
Jason pls.
this shit go hard af fa m
>>35040389
>ALSO A FUCKING GIRL
You realise that changes everything?
Girls have a complete different standard of "fitness" when it comes to muscle mass and leanness required to look good enough to sell and market shit.
Blaha's video was obviously about males.
>>35038788
It's because he's lying through his teeth because he's an autistic fuck. Did you never have an interaction with a kid when you were young that would clearly make shit up because they had no identity?
Every elementary school had a kid whose dad worked for nintendo, and could get everyone free N64s, and then had to make up tons of excuses and shit, lol.
>>35046306
I know it's bullshit I just don't understand why. A lie like this would paint a target on your back would it not?
>muh unrealistic expectations... being fat is healthy ok?
Did he have anything to tell this time?
Why would blaha just lie about his past?
>>35039223
lol you are so short it doesnt count
>>35047440
>>35047440
hes trying to sound tough to intimidate naysayers.
>>35037714
holy shit brb going to mexico
>>35039969
>zyzz
>natty
oh boy
>>35036783
so angry
i dont know why anyone listens to this fat retard
he thinks hes fucking liam neeson from taken
and is angry that he looks like shit
is weak as fuck
and does the whole
their better than me so they must be on drugs shit
fuck blaha
the fat ugly cunt
A VERY BLAUTISTIC THANKSGIVING- FEAT JASON BLAHA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62Sn4NVNrvQ
>>35045720
She also squats and deadlifts more than you.
Blahas video relates to everyone in the industry he never mentioned guys only. It proves him wrong it's still possible. She's in the fitness industry.
>>35051031
>3 plate low bar squat with sbd sleeves and belt
>365 deadlift with belt
>>35049943
>all that medication he has to take on the desk
sad t b h
>>35036783
Its true though??
didn't even watch the vid but anybody who is remotely known as a 'fitness icon' is on steroids?
>>35039114
>>35039223
Impressive stuff dude, I'm really mirin your natty strength, but let's be realistic here... you're not 18% bodyfat. Not even close. If you cut down to zero percent body fat you'd still be 215 pounds at 5ft10. You really think that's realistic with your size? Pic related is Ronnie Coleman in '98 when he was 245 pounds. Most of his early years he hovered around 250. And that's being at roughly 4-5% body fat. And Ronnie Coleman has an extra inch on you. Do you really think, at one inch shorter, you are only lacking 30 pounds of muscle to a Mr. Olympia?
I've never met somebody that overestimate their body fat percentage. People almost always underestimate, I'd say you're closer to 25%-30%
>>35045720
True, girls dont even need to be big to be a fitness model, just lean
>>35051072
Those are raw numbers, a belt does not "add" weight. They're impressive enough numbers to come in 1st place and set meet PRs. Don't understand how you aren't seeing this.
She was stronger than everyone else. And is a natural athlete.
>>35049943
why did he take it down ? I didn't get to see it
>>35051109
Yeah it's fucing true you idiot.
>>35038529
Hey anon,
Bonerection is referring to a screenshot of Blaha. its in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxzlRgknRc
>>35039223
nice lifts, but a nigger nevertheless.
>>35047440
>A lie like this would paint a target on your back would it not?
Because he's giving out state secrets?
>>35046306
I swear this was every kid at my school growing up.
We even had some midget crew that reckoned they were serious biznis. Vaguely remember some bs about a golden katana with them.
>>35037731
> I don't think anyone should trust his advice on anything ever.
You are retarded and are falling for an ad hominem. Maybe when you reach puberty you will be able to see past your monitor.
Thanksgiving video synopsis:
Blaha sits at dinner table waiting to try a pecan and Lemon meringue pie, both of which were made by Mimi; meanwhile, Blaha's milfy potential future aunt-in-law is captured in the right of the frame, silently munching on pie.
Blaha, after his usual brief introduction and muscular spasm, "Hi everybody Jason Blaha here," brings up the topic of thanksgiving and how when in the UK, people would ask him, "isn't that where you celebrate the slaughter of millions of native Americans?" To which he would respond, "yes, that is exactly what we do-we stuff ourselves around a table and laugh at the innocent Indians who were killed"
No, but seriously, thanksgiving is a holiday about being thankful for the things you have.
Blaha then states that in further consideration, he is glad that so many native Americans were killed so long as it allowed him to exist .
Kidding, but not kidding.
Next, Blaha, after nearly 1 minute of fumbling around awkward politically incorrect humor beside his silent lady friend and toodling a bit of pecan pie, endeavors to take his first bite of that pie, tasting it in the same manner as Chris Jones, after which he exclaims, "ugghh, I think I had a food gasm."
No Jason, you had a Blahgasm.
He also expresses vague amusement at the common 'fetish' of watching ones favorite youtube personalities eat.
In the final moments of the video, Blaha asks an unseen person across the table who made the pie, which it turns out, both pies were made by aforementioned Mimi.
He then ends the video without a bicep shot and the serious Milf to his left finally acknowledges the camera and gives a brief wave.
>>35054805
He also says about getting $20 for making the video I think somewhere around the fetish talk
>>35054805
When discussing the vicarious food activity on YouTube, Blaha also suggests that he is cool with making that type of video now, since oh well, it's "$20" anyway
>>35036783
Why does this guy have such a negative attitude about other people and life in general?
I am a skeptical person. I don't accept everything at face value, and I know a lot of fitness/bodybuilding "experts" use drugs. But for Jason to say no natural bodybuilders have impressive physiques is absurd.
I think he's unhappy with his own physique, mainly because he lost the genetic lottery, and is blaming EVERYONE else for his own misfortune. The guy needs to give it a rest.
>>35054886
Vast majority of roiding social media fitness guys you'll never have heard of. There exist people who will roid for the body and pay for the numbers (so they give some guy in Bangladesh to give them a load of twitter followers or something) and then pursue sponsorship of some sort.
>>35037963
>that
>12%
Try 20 minimum. With that angle and his bodyfat distribution it could be even higher. He carries his weight on his hips.
>>35047779
Arnold was natty. Back in his time there was no gear at all and so they had really strict diets.
Nowadays because of steroids everybody can get big.
>>35054955
Stop the bait.
Also Arnie had calf and pec implants.
>>35038878
That's roger rippetoe you fuckin retard
>>35038661
OH MY GOD HES BACK
Literally creaming my pants
>>35054927
I'm sure you're right about people buying their bodies and internet followers, but that doesn't mean EVERYONE does, or even that all the popular guys did. In fact it's often pretty obvious who paid for subscribers and who didn't.
As long as your videos are ONE of the following:
a. well-produced
b. informative
c. entertaining
d. in some way unique
you stand a chance of getting popular.
Jason's videos are embarrassing and therefore entertaining. Some people probably think they're informative even though he regularly demonstrates that he isn't capable of distinguishing fact from fiction.
>>35039114
Kek
>>35054966
>implants
Dubs of maximum stupidity
>>35049943
Please, god, tell me someone got a mirror of that.
>>35051237
>That filename
Don't do that
>>35051237
That's Shawn Ray dummy
>>35055028
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/drobson133.htm
Better than synthol imo
>>35051237
I say my bodyfat is between 18 and 19 percent based on a bod pod test I've taken which is supposed to be reasonably accurate. Attached Pic is a pic of the results
I wish vegan gainz would call him out again.
>>35055934
Worst of the Fitness Industry: Jason Blaha
>>35039004
If Blaha has so much knowledge on steroids and intelligence, he should track down Simeon's dealer
>>35036783
I hope blessed blaha Isn't trying to say scooby isn't natty.
>>35058978
I'm pretty sure that's a jewish kid I used to work with who patronized coworkers into buying into his Vemma Verve multilevel marketing campaign
>>35059205
He's got some good moves.
Didn't know jews could drink alcohol, I guess you learn something new everyday.
>>35038744
Simon from Massthetics on youtube
>>35045426
My bodyfat was 18.7% as estimated by a bod pod bodyfat test I took around the same time those vids were taken. I'm sure the test is more accurate than you eyeballing it. I posted the test here >>35055821 . Like I said in another post it would be hard to cut down but not impossible.
Once again, I'm not saying you'd see people like Simeon often but to say you know with 100% certainty he's on roids is a bit much. At least admit he could be naturally instead of acting like you're some wizard who can look at people and tell if there on juice without running tests. Why is that so hard to admit?
>>35037116
classic simon
>>35059637
>At least admit he could be natural
NEVER EVER
