Stoner /fit/izens
Who else enjoys working out stoned? Does anyone know the benefits or disadvantage of weed in regards to gains? Can anyone explain the hulk like strength you feel working out stoned?
My friends and I work out like this everyday, never found a more reward routine than to smoke a fatty and lift some weights.
>>34963069
I don't know senpai, but I one of best friends is this little chinese dude. We run stairs sometimes and this little nigger can do like 20 sets in the time i can do 5, its a huge staircase.
First thing he does when he gets back to his car is hit his inhaler for his asthma, then hit his pipe. I don't understand.
dude weed lmao
I can't even imagine working out stoned
I'd be scared to shit my pants while squatting and not realized it or something
I have before and it kills any workout I do. Can't get focused and weight feels much heavier when I'm high. Although it sometimes helps me to activate muscles properly.
>>34963069
>tfw no gf who blazes on the weekend and maintains the perfect color and shape like in OP's pic
Just don't take PWO as well, combining cannabis, lifting and caffeine is a recipe for tachycardia at best, a heart attack at worst.
I can't lift stoned.
>lifts suffer
>randomly giggle on occasions
>there is a family of miniature people that are often there, and I have to fight as hard as I can not to laugh at /fit/ saying "Fucking manlets, when will they learn"
Postworkout pen dab on the way home to some gainz then relaxation are where its at.
I much prefer to smoke after I'm done lifting. Also, weed is bad for you! It isn't that bad for you, and it's really enjoyable, but chronic use of it does nothing good for you.
>>34963953
Pretty much this.
>>34963904
kek'd
I enjoy smoking on weekends, only after working out of course. I can't exert myself 100% while high. It also takes away from my focus.
i worked out high once. never again
i ended up doing one warm up set of bench, then spending 30 minutes fucking around on my phone before i realized what i was doing and then going home
>>34963069
Silly bitch, that's now how you use a vacuum cleaner
impossible, tried to work out while high; legit struggled to curl 10s lb preacher curl even though i was up to 55s lb; did 2 reps then slept in yoga room; rule 1: keep the dank separate from the gym
>>34963069
Tried it, was enjoyable but not the best of my sessions...
now speed....oh boy...that's a whoooole other story
I smoke all the time, but I would never lift stoned. I wouldn't feel safe with the amount of weight I'd be lifting. It's just putting yourself in a dangerous situation.
Although I do use weed to make eating the amount of chicken I do more palatable.
>>34963069
Yes, your mind is no longer processing information correctly and has trouble separating fantasy from reality.
>>34963069
It's called delusion.
>>34963069
>roor
Itt: people who haven't ever smoked weed before.
Smoking weed just before a lifting session can be great but if you sit and smoke weed for hours beforehand you'll most likely tired and won't perform optimally.
Stimulants are obviously better but I don't like physical dependencies.
>>34963069
europoors+amerifats= eurofats/ameripoors
>>34963954
It's like those Instagram whores posing with headsets and Xbox controllers pretending to be "hot gamer grrrls". None of them fucking look like that. Same with stoner chicks, most are completely unremarkable to look at, or unwashed hipster cunts with dreadlocks.
>>34964104
What about taking pre before working out then hitting it afterwards? Workouts normally take 1.5-2 hours btw
>>34966946
it stresses kidneys and liver, it's better to not use both daily
>>34963886
I'm sure he's going for that runner's high + THC high. It's a pretty fucking great feeling. That's why I only ever smoke after a lift or cardio session.
>>34963904
pretty sure he was referring to weed, not crystal meth
>>34963069
Im not 18 and have a career and school so things like weed are a joke and foreign to me.
>>34967375
Wut
>>34967411
so with that logic you must think about foreigners as clowns
>>34963954
I've dated a girl like this for a while. Eventually we both got fucked by munchies but we're only skinnyfats now so not bad/10.
>>34966157
I agree that most on instagram are like this but instagram is not real life. Go outside faggot.
>>34963069
I'm getting an anxiety attack just looking at that pic
>>34963069
I always smoke before a workout if am able to and if it fits my schedule. It gives me an insane mind-body connection and it has improved my form on all my lifts dramatically because I can feel the movement on a whole other level.
I know several friends though who hate working out high for varying reasons. To each his own, do it if it suits you.
>>34963069
Lifting high is so much better than lifting sober. I consistently put up more weight when blazed because I don't really feel the burn as much. When lifting sober, I'll take the weight off the rack and feel like 'omg this is so heavy I'm gonna die' at the same weight.
All my PRs have been while high
Weed is good for cardio, but it won't improve heavy lifting. If you were doing something like curls for 2x15 it might help, but I have serious doubts that you could PR more while stoned than not. I've never tried it before though because I don't want to smell like smoke at the gym and be too high to function. I might try a small oral dose before heading to the gym next week. Will report back.
>>34963069
>stonners
This is an 18+ site, pls remove yourself
>local gym has a sauna
>squat like my life depends on it
>hit the sauna for 20 minutes
>smoke a bowl afterwards
>mfw
Alternatively, I was smoking a lot (a fucking LOT) for a few weeks and then got high from sweating in the sauna
>>34970080
>got high from sweating in the sauna
>>34963069
stoners never gonna make it
>>34963069
anybody else feel like they cant work out as hard as they would if sober? I've tried smoking then going to the gym, and it feels like im working twice as hard and not achieving the gains. usually smoke afterwards
>>34963069
it's hilarious seeing people into their 20s still smoking weed. fucking grow up and deal with your boredom, anxiety, and stress in a healthy manner like the rest of us.
Sometimes I'll smoke before a run, but never before a workout. I feel like a kid and the cops are coming.
>>34964242
>Fucking manlets, when will they learn
>>34963069
The hulk like strength you feel comes from thinking a 1pl8 bench is a shit ton of weight, because you're stoned
>>34970938
You think you're better than us because you do cocaine like a fancy adult?
>>34963904
Kek'd harder than one would think
>tfw no qt stoner gf
I dunno op I really like smoking after training but training high is something I just can't do.
I feel extremely weak, I like to lift heavy but when I'm stoned I can barely lift what I normally use for warm up.
>>34971062
because he does no drugs because hes an ADULT. not a pot smoking crack snorting loser like the rest of the population
>drugs
>making it
choose carefully anons
>>34971297
Why is everyone on fit such a straightedge faggot. Do you guys not like feeling good
>>34971735
>why is everyone on a fitness related forum against harmful substances
>>34971752
not the same guy, but heavy stress can also be harmful. As long as you combat it without overdoing with something relativlely benign as pot, I think it's alright.
>>34971752
Ice cream is a harmful substance. Steroids are a harmful substance. Sunlight is a harmful substance.
>>34964242
You might be fucking retarded.
>get really high
>feel like going for a run
>fuck me it's raining like crazy out
>screw it, run anyway because I'm too stoned to care
>feels fucking amazing
>it's like I'm running through a lake
So refreshing mane, so spiritual.
>>34967407
Kekd hard
>>34971820
>Steroids are a harmful substance
>Gains
>Harmful
Pick one
>>34967384
What are you talking about? The runners high is totally different than a weed high, and a weed high will overpowwr it and just make you feel stoned
>mrw this nigga thinks his weed high is his runners high
Lmbo
>>34972016
lol y
>>34963069
im too lazy to cook dinner or go to the bathroom while stones, let alone go to the gym and lift
>>34970960
kek, I leave /fit/ for a few months, come back, and you're still hanging around being the biggest faggot here.
>>34967769
For a second there I thought I was the only one - OP
>>34972495
It has never overpowered my elliptical high
>>34963069
your delusional
there explained it
now grow up
underage b8
i cant stop smoking weed
>gf was over after bar
>kind of drunk about to smash
>wait let me hit bong
>she hits bong with me
>i stop wanting to have sex (weed does this to me)
>we both stop wanting to study
I'm literally so addicted that I can't control myself around it. I need help T_T
Nah, weed is for relaxing.
I get autismally hyperfocused in the gym as is.
>>34963069
>Who else enjoys working out stoned?
I personally don't work out stoned, but the evenings after my workout, I have weed brownies. Helps me relax, eat like a champ, sleep like a log and recover almost twice as fast.
>Does anyone know the benefits or disadvantage of weed in regards to gains?
Depends on how you use it. Literally, the perception you have of the drug alters its neurochemical effects in the brain, and engages different systems in the experience. When used as a tool, it's fine. When getting high is it and of itself your goal, and more desirable than daily life, your motivation will definitely be affected. Put it like this, when you accomplish important goals, you get dopamine and endorphin releases, it's your brain patting you on the shoulder and telling you you're a good boy. If you use weed as a TOOL for those goals, the release doesn't take place until you've achieved that goal, regardless of weed consumption. If getting high ITSELF is the goal, THAT will cause the release of the "pat on the back". THAT is what fucks with motivation and causes mental addiction.
>Can anyone explain the hulk like strength you feel working out stoned?
It really depends on the individual strain. There's types of weed that will mostly sedate you, and make it very hard to lift. The strain you guys use is probably very high in THC, low in CBD. THC can act as a true psychotic in specific strains, and this can give rise to lots of mental energy and physical energy. On the other hand, weed also acts as a painkiller, allowing you to get a few extra reps out before failing.
I smoke every night. I'm a successful Real Estate Agent clearing over a mill yearly. I'm fucking ripped. I'm 25 and I lift stoned everyday for the past few years. I'm married to a qt3.14 and have a house in the most prestigious part of Melbourne, Australia. I want to explain what it feels like to work out high for a minute.
Imagine your lifting but you can feel triple the muscles working than you usually do. you can feel them tear - it doesn't hurt but you can feel every little tear, where it's tearing and how much it's tearing. Every time you finish a set no matter how much you lift you don't feel the least bit tired. By the end of the work out your body under the skin feels warm like your a huge hulk like teddy bear (just like OP was saying). Then the eat like crazy because of the munchies. If you haven't already and you are a stoner I would suggest trying it. If your not a stoner and your against weed that's absolutely fine everybody has their own journey all I can say is that smoking weed is a part of mine that I will never regret.
>>34964664
Ah man I tried lifting on speed a twice, didn't work out for me. Instead of focussing on my lifts I was busy spazzing out to my hardcore playlist mid-gym. Thank God it was 3 in the morning and except for me there were just a few fatty Latinos.
>>34976729
How did you get into the real estate business
Clearing over a mill, does that mean earning over a miilion per year or selling houses for your company for over a million per year?
>>34976746
That's just my commission, I easily clear triple for my company. I got into hwo everyone else did with a one week course but I survived by learning how corporations herd sheeple and practising the same method. Industry is rough either you can do it or you can't. Either you make money or you make nothing.
>>34971322
>>34971297
#Rekt
>>34976729
lol
>>34963069
Annie?
>>34976729
Fuck off Grayson you smelly boong.
>>34970938
>>34971271
samefag
do you drink?
>>34971322
I choose both!
>>34967585
This, brother
>>34963953
Pretty much this tbqh
Post workout toke is where it's at family
>>34967411
Lol I'm 26, grad working full time with tons of friends who have their shit together and smoke recreationally. All things in moderation.Pull the stick out of your ass kid, doesn't make you better than anyone
>>34970938
>deal with your boredom, anxiety and stress in a healthy manner
>pot isn't a better alternative to coke and drinking
I actually think this is bait.
>>34971271
>because he's an ADULT
>creating an association betwee smoking pot and snorting crack
U wot m8?
>>34971752
>I can't understand the meaning of "harmful substances" in the context of daily life
