What did you pray to God at church today?
I hope it was about gains. I'm about to go and pray for faster hands and a 5plate diddylift.
For a response as to why he created me with a 4 inch penis
>>34842561
Someone's gotta carry the genetic code
>>34842561
>6.5 inch
>5'4
wtf god.
I just say thanks because already majestic gains
>>34842695
>uses words like majestic
Ah I remember what it was like being 16
>>34842544
>god
>>34842794
I've been waiting for your post
>>34842544
I've fucked trannies all day and I've prayed to their asses a couple of times, does it count?
no homo btw
>>34842724
>all that kuckoldry
I don't even know where to begin
>>34843006
Which one is better
Being kek or being dumped for trying to be le funny alpha man?
>>34842561
R u me?
>>34842544
>praying for selfish reasons instead of the salvation of your fellow man
Anon I....
>>34844249
God normiebook is so petty
>>34844249
>that response at the bottom
>>34844249
Neither because I don't have an IQ under 80
>>34845620
Enjoy hell you filthy muzzie
>>34845620
Hey qt
>>34842544
ive prayed so that someday my dick can be between jennifer lawrence & natalie dormer's mouth
I prayed for my friends and family and for god to keep giving me the necessary guidance I need in my life to keep me reaching my goals.
>>34845659
I'm a catholic
>>34845671
Sup ;)
>>34842544
That I need a miracle.
>>34842544
I pray to our Father, Lucifer, that i get a bearmode boyfriend and natty gains.
>>34845679
Gross
>>34845679
i would die happy
Religion is literally a meme. Kill yourself. Delete this failthread.
>>34845882
>one of the most influential institutions in the development of human history and culture
>a meme
Back to /r/atheism you cretin
>>34845953
The shibe meme influenced thousands of retards to buy Shiba Inus, that doesn't mean shibe isn't a meme you fuck
>>34845984
The fedora meme describes you
>using you fuck as an insult
I literally started that trend
>>34846013
>the fedora meme describes you
I'll have you know I'm a fucking dumbass. But at least I know that religion is for dummies you frick
>not leaving humanity behind
>not becoming your own god
You're never going to make it.
>>34842544
Why should I worship god?
>>34842724
I think everyone would end up not good if that happened with my mother.
Like she's not even against that sort of thing, it does happen, but that convo just seems way off base.
>>34845679
the literal pinnacle
>>34844249
i mean he got that girl's dad to get a taste of his cum so who's the real winner here
>>34846163
Accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior is the gateway to eternal life in paradise. Only reason to live is for Jesus, much less worship.
>>34846754
Coulda just been a kiss on the cheeks
>>34846875
Fucking normie take your Arab Jew and fucking leave REEEEEEEEE
>>34844249
for real this girls's dad is mad because his daughter doesn't brush
I prayed that Stannis the one true king of Westeros would be victorious and claim his throne.
>>34842544
gf T_T
>>34846083
Maybe you're too dumb to understand it and you infantilize it like the rest of fedora wearing gentlemen.
>Year of Our Lord two millenia and three quarters of a score
>still acting on belief out of proportion to evidence
>shiggy diggy doo!
>>34850307
>requesting materialistic evidence of the non-material
>this is the logic atheists use
>>34842544
I just gave thanks that for some crazy fucking reason this weekend he delivered to me the girl that I've never stopped pining for, who jumped me, blew my mind, and accepted me with all my flaws. Then told me that she'd taken up lifting at the gym in the last 6 months.
There is a God, and he's fucking awesome.
>>34846754
>>34846900
>>34848266
I have never understood when parents and children kissed on the lips instead of the cheek, it just seems sick to me to do that.
My ex gf did it, and wondered why I didn't want to kiss her 2 seconds later, bish if you're doing that I want to kiss your sister on the lips
>>34850315
So if it's non material or at least can't make itself material as it pleases, then how do you know it exists? You can't use any of your senses to detect it
>>34842544
Reminder that if you're praying for something specific you're doing it wrong
Your Lord and savior Jesus Christ said that the our father was the only prayer you ever need say.
>>34842724
What? I don't understand the pic please help
>>34850421
>bish
That's a funny word
>bish >bish >bish
>>34842544
>not praying to God everyday
It's like you don't want to make it.
I love you, God.
>>34850450
>You can't use any of your senses to detect it
Indeed, because the senses are bound to the body and the material. But humans are not limited to their senses, and we have a different way which is by using logic and reason, similar to what Plato did, and the Neo-platonists after him and the church fathers after them. I can recommend reading them, starting with Plato, for those that are looking for a serious answer to your question.
Another valid way is by means of revelation, but I understand that people who hold to the materialist point of view will not easily buy this.
>>34850780
Yeah, tell a bunch of 15 year olds to go right for Plato. Way to make them hate philosophy for forever.
As for your logic and reason, I'm not excluding the existence of god or gods, but believing in Abrahamic God is just retarded for anyone who has ever read the Torah, Bible or Quran.
If there is a god, this post will be dubs.
Atheists 1 God 0
>>34842544
Hey op. Didnt you know?
God hates faggets!
Haven't gone to Church for a few months.
Will pray for thanks, gratitude, releif, thanks again, and strength to make all my goals come true.
>>34851139
>Capital C for a single religious institution.
>Posts a picture of a Buddhist who are basically Atheists among religious people.
>>34850510
Guy gets girlfriend
Guys mom joking about grandmother aka future prospects
Guy and girl tells the guys mom she already has a kid
