For those of us that genuinely like to be nice to strangers in the gym
>watching guy set up bench
>puts 1.5pl8 on, with clips
>can already tell this gon be bad
>he unracks, and is shaky as fuck
>does 4 reps, grinds the 4th
>he goes for a 5th
>fails the 5th and he's stuck
>he can't bail the weight either because the clips are on
>I run over and help him out
>tell him that it's all good, everyone fails sets, and I've gotten stuck like that twice before, too
>I've never gotten stuck like that
>>37625888
>manlet and his gf askes me for the time
>I ask him how tall he is
>he asks why does it matter
>I tell him not to worry, I used to be this short when I was a kid and eventually grew out of it
>>37625888
>I see fat kid come in every day
>uses elliptical for 45 minutes to a hour
>I notice how he progresses
>one day he gets off elliptical
>walks to bench press
>loads it the fuck up (200 at least)
>his arms crumple and it hits him
>I pull it off of him
>he's my new Monday,Wednesday Friday lifting partner.
>>37626392
How long before you pound his chubby boyhole?
>>37626346
>>37625888
God bless you, gentle frogposter. May your lifts be big.
>fag tries to bench 1plt
>fails
>I go lift the weight out of him and start OHP it
>"get out you lil twink faggot"
>>37626392
this >>37626514
>>37626346
>be at the gym with my gf
>ask some dude what the time is
>he mutters something about manlet
>I ask why he's being so weird
>He mumbles something about being a kid while stuttering awkwardly
>mfw he's 5'9 and I'm 5'10
>>37626346
Tall enough mate, don't you worry about that
>>37625888
>not knowing how to do the roll of shame in 2016
if you left him he would've figured it out, instead he learned nothing