ill go first... today after finely realizing i might have broken my leg i decided to drive to the hospital (2002 ford torus) arriving at ER i notice that im looking dope af even with my pimp limp so i walk in talk to the nurses they like how did you break your leg i tell them nothing.

>walking in the "fashion" capital of arizona
>shit tier mall in scottsdale
>girl at kiosk says "hey, I like those shoes"
>I continue to walk past
>notice she has genuine interest in her tone
>"omg those shoes are great, I want a pair. What are they?"
>"Oh thanks, they are Raf Simons Velcro Lows"
>"who?"
>"Raf simons, he is a designer from Belgium"
>"RALPH SIMONE?"
>"yeah, its raf simons"
This goes on for about two whole minutes of me trying to tell her its R A F S I M O N S. She keeps saying ralph.
>"I love that bag too! And your shirt, where are they from?"
>"Its a yohji bag and a rick double layer"
She inquires further about the designers and I tell her, since she is persistant and appears to have genuine interest in fashion.

She gave me her number and told me what time she got off. Wound up going out to dinner with her because I had nothing better to do (in town for a few days for work related trip) She told me about how she accidentally snorted meth once. As well as how she posts her fits on Lookbook. Not surprised.

>>10994410
god you sound awful

>>10994420
420

also is black plastic leg brace /fa/?

>>10994420
>lookbook poster detected

>>10994410
>being this autistic and not hiding your power level

>>10994410
You should've just told her:

Raf simons, rick owens usually what I'm dressed in

>>10994410
yeah but did you fuck

I was wearing my trilby and I tipped my hat to a person wearing a fedora. He tipped his fedora in return. #justneckbeardthings