>ITT: How you would dress if it didn't make you ridiculous in the real world
Pic related 4 me. I'm not even German, I dont hate the Jews either. This uniform is just brilliantly designed.
>>11492474
do you happen to know why they had big ass pocket things like that on their pants?
i thought it was to have leg room when riding horses but i dont think they did any horse riding.
>>11492478
it's literally just the style.
Idky they chose to even wear riding pants. There is different SS uniforms and some without riding pants though.
>>11492478
drop trip stinky bitch ewwwww i can smell ur poo poo breath from over here
>>11492474
the uniforms are awesome because theyre designed by hugo boss iirc
>>11492529
common myth, just manufactured in their factory,they didn't actually design them.
>>11492535
and they were sewn together and crafted by jews at those factories. idk if thats really effay or not, since jews are disgusting and i wouldnt want them making my clothes but jews doing harsh forced labor is pretty /fa/ on the other hand...
>>11492478
It offsets the high, exaggerated waist and high, skinny boots resulting in very masculine, imposing silhouette. Clothing associated with riding was most likely also chosen because historically horses equaled political power and military strength. Think knights. A lot of the inspiration for the black SS uniforms is also drawn from the "Totenkopfhusaren" which was a horse riding regiment of the Prussian army, their uniforms being mostly black with some red and their symbol being a skull.
Picture not part of my reply but to answer the OP.
Fo sho
>>11492474
I'd go naked
full rick
Exactly like I do now
Frock coat
>>11492602
seriously sick
>>11493869
Best ITT
>>11492535
You just ruined my life
>>11492602
Fuckin tight
>>11494033
you can dress like that if you're young and scumwave
>>11492474
Unintentional you may have some issues. Its ror you to find out!
Dakimakura-core
i'd wear nothing at all desu
>Cloaks/Capes
>Crowns
>Colonial outfits
>Top Hats
It sounds autistic as fuck, but if it was socially acceptable I would...
THIS
>>11494351
>>11493869
best ITT x2
>>11494401
>>11494039
You'll never be able to rock a full chain mail set with flowing canvas robes while living your life to the fullest for your holy god and protecting all that is sacred
pic related. especially the jacket
>>11494439
Fuck me :/
Also that pizza looks damn good but I'm one of those thinspo-fags so thats a nono.
>>11494439
Why even live desu. All I want
I try to dress well mainly to make myself feel not ridiculous.
Stylish, durable and practical.
Also, I've always thought that he wore a confederate coat during the movie. Now that's some disappointment.
>>11493018
w2c jacket
>>11494746
>>11492474
Something like this or the iconic Clint Eastwood look in the dollars trilogy.
>>11492474
the sound track of my life would also be a constant deep pulsing bass note
>>11492550
not the same anon but thanks for the info
interesting stuff
>>11494769
that film is effay af
>tfw the dark cyberpunk future is not yet upon us
>>11493018
>not even mall grabbing
>>11492478
it's just military tradition
Today's US Cavalry only uses armored vehicles and helicopter etc. but still has ceremonial spurs on their boots and stetson hats instead of berets
I'd embrace the fuck out of my inner edgelord
>>11494918
If you say so you dont know a thing
FULL BEIRENDONCK
EVERYDAY
ALL DAY
>>11493305
you gotta be one cool motherfucker to not look ridiculous in that suit
100
FUCKING
PERCENT
![Barbossa-barbossa-17306100-488-800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LHFCVUG.jpg "Barbossa-barbossa-17306100-488-800[1].jpg")
>>11492474
>>11495003
why do i not have a robot arm then
A bump for Killy
>>11492602
orthodoxy priest core
>>11494976
This.
Or pic related maybe
>>11495052
Because you haven't cut your real arm off yet.
>all these completely socially acceptable outfits ITT
What does it feel like to have no spine at all?
>>11492474
>>11495457
>no murakumo
dropped
>>11494351
MTF core
ugh
>>11492474
I wish I was a Nazi in Nazi Germany. I'd love to have worn those pants, as they'd hide my fat thighs perfectly.
Like others have pointed out, Eastwood's outfit with the Poncho looks comfy as fuck, I'd love to wear that.
>>11495432
>he thinks dressing like popular and easily recognizable movie and video game characters is socially acceptable
What does it feel like to do all your shopping on yesstyle?
>>11492478
The designer was very clear that there be enough space for a sandwich and a book.
>>11495594
Like these video game characters?
>>11493018
>>11493143
>>11493305
>>11493341
>>11494033
>>11494351
>>11494461
>>11494992
>>11495008
>>11495416
>>11492474
![barry2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XA6CTd5.jpg "barry2[1].jpg")
I truly believe this was the most effay period in human history
>>11492550
10/10 post
>>11492602
>>11494149
>tfw only 6'8" manlet
>>11494461
WHEN I WAS
>>11492550
fuck that armor makes him look massively muscular
>>11495795
A YOUNG BOY
choice is obvious
Pic related
>>11494351
>>11494352
Hedi pls
>>11495843
10/10
>>11492602
>>11495594
that dog looks pretty cool at least
>reading books in the conservatory all day
>tea party with your besties
>taking trips to flower fields and grassland
>>11495863
Mgla?
>>11497152
They said dress, not live.
>>11497153
sunn o)))
>>11497155
well, the pic shows it
>>11492474
judge me
>>11492478
I love those big ass pockets, I wish more pants had them. Unfortunately only Japanese brands seem to actively go for that look now. A lot Japanese laborers wear similar pants but their "pockets" go even further down, stopping just before the ankles. It's more like what Yohji makes, but it looks completely normal. Dunno how to describe it otherwise.
I'd dress like NUDISTO BEACH
>>11493018
legitimately good fit. saved.
Black Veil Brides are fucking awful but I love their look and Andy used to be 110% my husbando.
>>11492474
This.
>>11492474
their best era, tbqh
>>11492478
Fuck off you stupid attention whoring minor
VIVE LA FRANCE !
>>11492474
>it's a loose nazi thread outside of /pol/
Kya
Dude on the right.
>>11492550
Plus, it was part of the contemporary fashion, both military and civilian.
Breeches were favoured even by non-cavalry personell for the imposing look and often worn by officers as privately-purchased item. In the 1930s - 1940s the cavalry still generally bore the status of elite branch and that also made the breeches desirable.
It was also rather usual for the "country gentlemen" in the interwar period to wear breeches as part of everyday attire (think breeches + jackboots + suit jacket combo), at least in continental Europe and Latin America...
>>11492474
is this loosewave?
>>11492474
Snufkin for sure
>hermit shit
>pointy hats
>long ponchos and coats
>tall boots
>foresty shit
>fantasy shit
Where I live is usually pretty hot, this would be maximum comfy
Artisanal clothing errything (LuC, CDiem, MMoria, some Julius +- Rick)
Naked
>>11498772
Das it mane.
nude, but with those five finger shoes on
>>11493143
The only true answer
>>11499892
jesus.
Keria from J/D
Definitely would be comfy too bad Texas is hot and I'm not
>>11500229
he's actually pretty much my average fit, comfy fucking linen pants for my neet ass
I have the body for it, but it would be too weird to have in public
>>11500287
now im sad
>>11500287
10/10 would bone
>>11500304
>>11500392
not me but I have that kind of body
don't get me wrong that boy would probably be more attractive then me
>>11492478
¨
>i dont think they did any horse riding
>/fa/ in charge of history
>>11497231
I literally can't. This is perfect and I need to have it.
>>11492474
I'd b having lolita coords for days, boyo.
>>11500287
>tfw whatever I do I'll never have your body
>>11495795
AN ALIEN
CULTURES WEREN'T OPINIONS
>>11500287
Wew lad.
Also, good music taste.
>>11500468
>tfw male
>tfw huge girly hips and low bodyfat
It's like god wanted me to be a faggot
>>11500572
not actually me but agreed that it is a good album
>>11492474
desu
>>11498772
/thread
>>11500574
D-DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
step it up
>>11500583
this is highkey fire, like if you could find a similar coat that was a bit less ridiculous it would work.
>>11492474
You're all low test. I bet none of you would wear the trophies from your kills on your fit.
>>11500600
I never implied it was me, and I actually said it wasn't >>11500435 before you commented.
either way sorry
>>11500803
if I did it would be bigger then those fucking rat skulls
>>11500807
n-no u
>>11497292
so nothing except for a tactical belt?
>>11495713
It was the perfect balance of simplicity, chaos, subtlety and ornamentation.
>>11500287
Just go for it
>>11497275
Is being a Japanese laborer effay?
>>11500957
idk I feel like I'd get hate crimed if I left the house like this
>>11500970
yes
peep this if you have time
>>11501083
>>11501083
Just put a shirt on cutey. Lodes of guys are wearing really short shorts.
>>11501083
just play it up as a summer thing. Sandals, non skintight tshirt, that kind of thing
Like garou.
>>11501101
nope, definitely not a sex offender are you
>>11501200
only if you want me to be
>>11501200
>>11501238
>tfw no rough sex offender bf
>>11501287
this makes me sad
>>11495264
KANEDA
>>11492474
>>11493018
radical, homeslice!
>>11494149
>>11492602
Death To The World?
>>11501083
>>11501127
>>11500957
Fuck "playing it as a summer thing", rock it as a Rhodie thing!
No worries about hate crime if your outfit includes an FN rifle and some Rhodie camo...
Fell in love with Zaporozhian Cossack traditional garb
>>11493018
w2c jacket?
>>11501476
Beautiful...
Imagine how interesting the world would be if people walked around in these outfits.
Just like this
Add a couple straps or a belt to break it up, couple patches, bam. Fucking sexy, and seems really practical and cozy.
If only I had a job that let me wear one of these...
90s blackmetal/techwear hybrid
Always though it looked comfy as fuck, but I'm white and could never pull it off.
I lived in India and am going back in December but am too self-conscious to wear shit from another culture. Only time I'd wear a kurta is if I got invited to an Indian wedding. Indians look at foreigners wearing Indian clothes like they're fucking aliens.
>>11501312
TETSUOOOO
>>11502117
Speaking of which...
The Germans really do have a thing for fashion.
>>11494640
that pizza looks fucking terrible what are you on
>>11495594
Too bad none of them look effortless cool that completes the look, they all are trying way way too hard
>>11497126
how does she even walk in those stilts
>>11501503
not a fan of the hair but that is absolutely sick
>>11497437
You could pull that off if you were rich and everyone knew you were rich
>>11501153
You can dress like this. People dress like this. Its just a black thin long sleeve shirt or a compression shirt, white pants, a black cloth belt, and slip ons.
>>11502679
W2c those tights
>>11495713
when_the_kush_hit.jpg
>>11499892
fuckkkkkkkkkkk
>>11502640
Find me a pic of someone wearing this.
>pro tip: you can't
Never seen anyone wearing a shirt so slim fitted that it shows ALL of their definition
yea
al
>>11502997
based crowley, mighty is he
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm not even Polish, but holy fuck how beautiful those dresses are
>>11495457
R.I.P. Black zweihander
>>11501503
Are you drafting a letter?
>>11492474
>>11501503
you sound like j peterman
Lunarcore
>>11502124
this
>>11494188
w2c kawaii scarf?
>>11495474
In was going to post that one oO.
>>11494769
>>11495863
so much this
indians are un effay but their gods not quite so
since these
>>11492602
>>11494149
would be a bit insulting to the monastic world, i guess i would choose blanketcore
>>11493869
Deus definitely Vult.
desu
a whole lot of closet nazis in this thread
bueno
>Full latex, different outfit everyday.
>Ass prolapse out with a pump hanging between my legs
>Chastity pulled out for all to see through a hole cut in whatever is being worn at the time
>Cut holes in all pockets in all clothes for easy access at desperate times
>Thigh high ballet boots with huge pad locks everyday
>Thick iron slave colar and chain for whoever would like to take me for a walk
>>11494461
im in italia right now and ive seen some people rocking the circus jacket
versace just released a black and yellow circus jacket
you can do it too anon
>>11497204
>is it a bird is it a plane
>>11498772
>first guy I went full gay for
>always wanted to be him
>>11502076
I feel you man
>>11502609
He's on 300 cal a day
You have to admit, she ooks comfty af.
>>11509865
comfy af? What happens when you come across water mages or anyone with their wepons enchanted with water elementals?
fucking fire mage pleb
if it didnt draw so much attention and i could actually find someone willing to do this
>>11494201
same, weather permitting.
im naked or as close to naked as possible whenever possible
>>11495046
t. barbosa
>>11498772
I think he had a fit that was closer to the original, but you could dress like Snuffkin without the hat and no one would look at you twice.
>>11510025
Even if this was normal it still would not be normal
Anon you're fucking weird dude
>>11495594
Honestly the dog pulls it off.
>>11495717
Shit choice desu. MGS3, MGSV Venom, and MGS4 Big Boss all out fashion Peace Walker
>>11498522
>loose
>real fucking tighto at the waste
>>11509249
post real men
>>11510392
Loose doesn't mean you dress like a fucking child dressed up a s a ghost on Halloween. You can still have structure.
>>11510408
>structure
Then you're aren't truely loose
>>11510435
Loose things have structure. You are clueless.
>>11510464
You're sounding real uptight friendo
>>11498913
just fuckin do it
cdiem and its offshoots are brilliant in that they're quite wearable in their subtlety
it's the ridiculous level of detail that makes their stuff interesting without being clownish
>>11500287
lol my roommate rocks short short cutoffs pretty regularly
can't imagine most people pulling it off though
I dress almost exactly like pic related in the summer.
>>11510501
Winter*
>>11495717
>>11510385
which ones the one with thunder thighs? i want to be him!
>>11510512
You want this one
Not the hair though.
>>11494769
Good film
>>11509880
>implying this was anything fantasy-related
Kys, this is some reenactment shit.
>>11510368
wtf i think i know that guy
there's very few people with clothes like that dude because berlin is pretty much filled with punks who would wreck you if they ever saw you dressed like that but that's why i'm sure i saw this dude before
he wore a coat though and looked like a nazi but in a very good way like OP
>>11510730
thats knoch you newfag
I wish I could pull off Hisokas hair. the second to the right is his standard outfit I believe.
>>11493018
Bro I have like 3 colorful windbreakers and wear them in public. Do it homie.
