hey guys what's the most effay condom brand/style/size?
>>11400230
"My Size"
skyn large p good
dude its just a condom
No condom. Just be sure they dont have the std's
>>11400273
what do you mean? i need to make sure every single part of my getup, from shoes to clothes to underwear to accessories are as effay as possible...
>>11400298
neato, spend less time on here, go get a hobby
magnums since they fit me unlike you pencil dicked cucks ctfu
Trojans
>Nice blue color, highlighted by white details
>Simple, yet powerful logo
how do you guys bring up the brand of condom you use as you're about to slip it on? i need to make sure my date is aware of and impressed by my impeccable taste. i've considered the following options:
>conspicuously wave the packaging in front of her a few times and make sure she sees the brand as i tear it open
>make her open it for me, thus making sure she's aware
>drop a casual line like "yea i really like -X brand- condoms because -some bullshit-"
any other suggestions?
>>11400325
slip the condom on before the date otherwise you're going to seem like a huge autist
>>11400335
eh...what? Is this a funny maymay?
Bape
>>11400294
And risk having half my pay check go to a kid I never wanted? Fuck that.
>>11400230
>hey guys what's the most effay condom brand/style/size?
You are cancer OP. How insecure can you be?
The female condom
>>11400359
it's a b8 you dingus
>>11400230
only reason to have a condom is to fuss with the wrapper a bit in the dark and mime one one really
>having sex
>being /fa/
pick one.
>>11400341
Never seen Porky's?
How underage are you?
>>11400230
>using condoms and thinking your are effay
shiggydiggydooooo
>>11400230
Crown Skinless Skin or Durex Extra Sensitive
>>11400348
Fuk the but
duh
>>11400348
Make some tea for her after you fuck. Slip some plan B in.
![condones-skyn-elite-sin-latex-para-alergicos-el-mas-delgado-786811-MLM20637866022_032016-O[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5DuaDXq.jpg "condones-skyn-elite-sin-latex-para-alergicos-el-mas-delgado-786811-MLM20637866022_032016-O[1].jpg")
>>11400335
Best thing I've read all night. Thanks /fa/m.
>>11400325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmIGXO1TFWw
chinks win once again
>>11400943
are these the only ones that fit yer tiny dingus lolrekt
>>11400230
stop shilling condoms you fuck
I buy the slim fit tapered condoms
>>11400959
tiny dicks are way more /fa/ than huge ones
>>11400992
6/10 kek
>>11400312
monster condoms for my magnum dong
>>11400971
No, OP. Keep shilling condoms. Maybe there will be less faggots like this poster born. I doubt it though. You can not fix the kind of stupid his parents must have been.
>>11400346
>there's an answer to this question that could be considered serious
>mfw
>>11400230
the one that fits you
having sex with a condom is not /fa/
is durex ultra sensative effay? thats what I use
>>11401333
wow i havent watched moon tv in forever
>>11400230
Plebs don't even know about Okamotos.
>>11400868
only if you have a monster dong
Sex is for disgusting degenerate normies. Openly discussing it is even more filthy. Remove yourself swine.
>>11400230
These threads are getting ridiculous.
Asking for the most fashionable condoms is not fucking effay, kill yourself.
>>11402777
How many more years till you reach the rank of wizard?
>>11402612
most whitu piggus can't probably wear chink condoms, not even the XL Super BigBoy Extreme's
>>11400346
this is the hypest shit in the world. lmfaooooo
resell is probably $100 for the pack of 3
shit better make my dick ape sized
>>11402806
I started using those condoms because I'm xldong masterrace and they're actually better fitted than medium American rubbers. My biggest griped about them is that Okamotos dry out super fast, so you need a water-based lube if you have any stamina.
>>11402824
does 57cm width in a condom mean flat width or cylinder diameter?
>>11400909
widzę cię anonku
Are all American condom wrappers square?
Pic related is regular sized (and shaped) Nordic wrappers. Big one is two condoms.
And your condom boxes as well. They are all giant. Impossible to have in your pocket unseen.
I had an American girl at my apartment and when I handed her a condom she got confused and didn't know what it was due to the "squished" packaging.
>>11402830
Whatever you're talking about, I guarantee you it's not 57cm lel. You must not into Metric very well.
Often, it's the flat condom unrolled out, then measured it's lain flat width. Condoms stretch a shit ton though, so this measurement is best used a comparison against others that you have tried. Learn the smaller ones width, and go up from there.
>>11400868
Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong
>>11400230
hit it rawdog, no matter what it is
pussy bitch
we /fa/ now.
>>11402861
I'm an American who has shopped around a lot of different places including several countries. Never seen any like that before lel.
>>11402868
*57mm fuck
>>11402612
wtf is that? is it a horse or like a kneecap?
>>11402915
Is there a condom that makes it feel like you are not just masturbating in a women. I've never gone in raw and it just feels pointless right now
>>11402874
>now with less lead
wow what an improvement
Is there a significant difference in feel between thin and regular condoms (e.g. Trojan Thin vs. Regular)?
I've always used thin but they sometimes rip and I've had a few scares so thinking of moving to regular, but don't want to feel like i'm fucking the inside or a rubber dildo or something
>>11404020
I know, I've changed to non-latex condoms, they're thin and don't rip as easily as latex.
10/10 would recomend
>>11400720
>Never seen Porky's?
>How underage are you?
How old are you? Shit came out in '81.
>>11404365
Non-latex? The only ones I know of are those lamb ones from Trojan and I've heard mixed reviews
good thread
>Not mastering the most /fa/ art of pulling out.
Git gud.
>>11400230
>hey guys what's the most effay condom brand/style/size?
An IUD.
>>11400317
Why is this post so funny?
>>11400298
lol @ this bait
>>11400230
None
>>11400348
Pull out, retard.
>>11400230
Idk im a virgin
One is pretty hipstery.
>>11403638
Try not fapping for a year then falling in love and getting married and then put it in her. See what happens.
>>11400348
Use the anus
Mfw no one has mentioned RO's reusable condoms
>condoms
>not cumming bareback inside of your qt fiance who is on contraceptives
It's like you guys don't even like fun.
