>tfw you realize you're too old and hetero for skinny jeans
No such thing as too old, only too fat
>>11250649
nah, there's a moment you realize you're too masculine to keep looking like a fag
never too old
>>11250657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwo338Ezcjo
>>11250665
dat ass tho no homo
>>11250665
>low rise jeans
not even once
>tfw they're pretty much mandatory for you
>>11250670
how?
you can always wear slim fit.
Fuuuuck
>>11250656
I only see legs not appropriate for these pants, nothing to do with age. Just wear other pants if you aren't skelly
>>11250669
most skinny jeans are low rise, though of course there are mid rise options
>unironically being heterosexual
>>11250665
>I bet yo sis couldn't fit in ya pants
Ofc not, she's a fucking hamplanet
>tfw you're not insecure and also gay as shit
>>11250665
they weren't even that skinny. His ass was too fat.
>>11250642
i just realize today that i am too old and skinny fat to be /fa/
>>11251813
ted cruz sets my gaydar off like crazy.
like... there is no fucking way he is not gay
to people who are going to say "n'gaheurrr hiz got a wahf" see john mcgreevey.
also... consider the fact that you are defending TED "ZODIAC KILLER" CRUZ
>>11250669
>reads a buzzfeed article
>actually stops wearing low rise jeans
holy fucking cuck
