Fat guy goatee

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I sometimes see internet people talking about "fat guy goatees" in a way that implies that they are bad.

Obviously, the best thing is not to be fat in the first place, and the second best thing is to fix being fat, but suppose someone is a fat fuck and refuses to fix it, as with most fatties. Isn't the goatee aesthetically the lesser of two evils?

I'm not fat and I am pretty disgusted by fatbodies, but I think if I was forced to look at a fat guy's face all the time, I'd rather that he be wearing a goatee. Is this wrong? I bring this question to /fa/ and not to /fit/ because /fit/ is legitimately full of fat fucks and I know most of you are honestly auschwitz mode. Fat guys are welcome to post but please identify yourself as such.